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Halfcan
05-23-2006, 09:57 PM
Just wondering?

Logical
05-23-2006, 09:58 PM
5 years more

Count Alex's Losses
05-23-2006, 10:00 PM
I hope they are five happy years, Logical. :(

JBucc
05-23-2006, 10:01 PM
Until I start forgetting things like who my family is and what the rules of football are. Once you forget that stuff there's no point in living.

Rain Man
05-23-2006, 10:02 PM
Mark me down for "until the sun goes supernova, unless we have interstellar travel by then and I can get away".

Phobia
05-23-2006, 10:03 PM
As long as I can shovel food in my mouth and wipe my own crack, I'll find some way to be happy. If somebody has to do either one of those for me, let me go.

Count Alex's Losses
05-23-2006, 10:03 PM
I like to think that by the time I'm in my 70's, technology will be good enough that I don't have to worry about suffering in my old age. Therefore, I'd like to live to be at least 100, and preferably longer. I want to see all the advancements we make as a society.

Count Alex's Losses
05-23-2006, 10:04 PM
Mark me down for "until the sun goes supernova, unless we have interstellar travel by then and I can get away".

You'd make a great ambassador for the human race.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 10:05 PM
Long enough to piss on Halfcan's grave.

Count Alex's Losses
05-23-2006, 10:05 PM
Until I start forgetting things like who my family is and what the rules of football are. Once you forget that stuff there's no point in living.

I think if you keep an active mind you can stave off senility. Maybe not, and if that's the case, shuffle me off this mortal coil, too.

ping2000
05-23-2006, 10:05 PM
I want to live long enough to see the Royals have a .500 season. Probably 250-300 years.

Skip Towne
05-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Only as long as I'm self sufficient.

Logical
05-23-2006, 10:29 PM
I hope they are five happy years, Logical. :(Thanks, modest goals, 5 years at a time in my health condition. Remember to ask again in 2011

BucEyedPea
05-23-2006, 10:32 PM
Thanks, modest goals, 5 years at a time in my health condition. Remember to ask again in 2011
Is that really true?
That's so sad. :(

Logical
05-23-2006, 10:51 PM
Is that really true?
That's so sad. :(Don't be sad, renal failure. You just have to work through it a day at a time, week at time etc. I live a full life, work full time, have the best children a father could ask for who like to spend time with their dad.

SLAG
05-23-2006, 10:56 PM
Don't be sad, renal failure. You just have to work through it a day at a time, week at time etc. I live a full life, work full time, have the best children a father could ask for who like to spend time with their dad.


ESRD??


if so...
you getting your Medicare?

Herzig
05-23-2006, 10:56 PM
Mark me down for "until the sun goes supernova, unless we have interstellar travel by then and I can get away".

As a science teacher, I have to inform you that our Sun/Sol will never supernova. Supernovas only occur with high mass supergiant stars. Our Sol is a yellow medium mass star. As it begins to run out of hydrogren, it will swell up to become a red giant star which is actually cooler in temperature than it is now, but it's surface will be much closer to the Earth and will pretty much fry everything. It will then just nova and become a white dwarf star.

....not intending to sound like a "know it all", but I'm just sayin'

Phobia
05-23-2006, 10:57 PM
You eligible for a transplant, Jim?

Logical
05-23-2006, 10:58 PM
ESRD??


if so...
you getting your Medicare?

Yes, and my 30 months are up in September and I will be on Medicare as my primary and my work insurance will be secondary and cover all my prescriptions.

CCPD if anyone wants to know.

Logical
05-23-2006, 10:59 PM
You eligible for a transplant, Jim?I am going through the screening right now. Hopefully I will be on the transplant list in about 2 months.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:01 PM
I want to live until Phobia won't wipe my ass any more.....or 5 years, if I am able......



I don't have a health issue, I am a smart ass and hope no one caps my ass.....

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:02 PM
I want to live until Phobia won't wipe my ass any more.....or 5 years, if I am able......



I don't have a health issue, I am a smart ass and hope no one caps my ass.....
Seek comfort in the fact that you aren't worth the bullet.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:04 PM
Seek comfort in the fact that you aren't worth the bullet.

Knives maybe......touche'........

Halfcan
05-23-2006, 11:04 PM
Don't be sad, renal failure. You just have to work through it a day at a time, week at time etc. I live a full life, work full time, have the best children a father could ask for who like to spend time with their dad.


What more could you ask for!

SLAG
05-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Yes, and my 30 months are up in September and I will be on Medicare as my primary and my work insurance will be secondary and cover all my prescriptions.

CCPD if anyone wants to know.


here are some helpful publications on medicare and ESRD.

-------------------------

Medicare Coverage of Kidney Dialysis and Kidney Transplant Services - 10128

Information about Medicare coverage for those with End-Stage Renal Disease (permanent kidney failure treated wth dialysis or a transplant). (64 pages)

View Adobe PDF -
http://www.medicare.gov/Publications/Pubs/pdf/10128.pdf

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You Can Live - Your Guide to Living with Kidney Failure - 02119

A booklet giving tips on treating kidney failure, making treatments better, and living a healthier lifestyle. (42 pages)

View Adobe PDF -

http://www.medicare.gov/Publications/Pubs/pdf/02119.pdf
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Know Your Number: Are You Getting Adequate Hemodialysis? - 10924

Information about adequate hemodialysis. (4 pages)

View Adobe PDF -
http://www.medicare.gov/Publications/Pubs/pdf/10924.pdf



:thumb:

Logical
05-23-2006, 11:07 PM
here are some helpful publications on medicare and ESRD.

-------------------------

Medicare Coverage of Kidney Dialysis and Kidney Transplant Services - 10128

Information about Medicare coverage for those with End-Stage Renal Disease (permanent kidney failure treated wth dialysis or a transplant). (64 pages)

View Adobe PDF -
http://www.medicare.gov/Publications/Pubs/pdf/10128.pdf

------------------------------
You Can Live - Your Guide to Living with Kidney Failure - 02119

A booklet giving tips on treating kidney failure, making treatments better, and living a healthier lifestyle. (42 pages)

View Adobe PDF -

http://www.medicare.gov/Publications/Pubs/pdf/02119.pdf
------------------------------

Know Your Number: Are You Getting Adequate Hemodialysis? - 10924

Information about adequate hemodialysis. (4 pages)

View Adobe PDF -
http://www.medicare.gov/Publications/Pubs/pdf/10924.pdf



:thumb:Thanks

Logical
05-23-2006, 11:07 PM
What more could you ask for!Exactly, thanks

Skip Towne
05-23-2006, 11:08 PM
Yes, and my 30 months are up in September and I will be on Medicare as my primary and my work insurance will be secondary and cover all my prescriptions.

CCPD if anyone wants to know.
What is CCPD?

Halfcan
05-23-2006, 11:09 PM
Long enough to piss on Halfcan's grave.


Better stand in line-lol My grave stone will be a tolit to accomodate everyone.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:09 PM
What is CCPD?

Russian version of CIA...........

burt
05-23-2006, 11:12 PM
Better stand in line-lol My grave stone will be a tolit to accomodate everyone.

SOMEONE BRING ME MORE CROWN!!!!!
:toast:

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:12 PM
Better stand in line-lol My grave stone will be a tolit to accomodate everyone.
I'm not flushing. Unless the drain goes into your coffin.

SLAG
05-23-2006, 11:14 PM
What is CCPD?



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Logical
05-23-2006, 11:20 PM
What is CCPD?Continuous Cycling Peritoneal Dialysis. Fluid is put into your peritoneal cavity via a machine and the fluid draws off water and toxins similar to the function your kidneys perform for you. The machine runs overnight while you are sleeping.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:21 PM
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DANG.....YOU AND GRAVITY ARE GOOD!!!!!.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:23 PM
Continuous Cycling Peritoneal Dialysis. Fluid is put into your peritoneal cavity via a machine and the fluid draws off water and toxins similar to the function your kidneys perform for you. The machine runs overnight while you are sleeping.

Sounds very uncomfortable.....above and beyond the health issues.....

Skip Towne
05-23-2006, 11:28 PM
Continuous Cycling Peritoneal Dialysis. Fluid is put into your peritoneal cavity via a machine and the fluid draws off water and toxins similar to the function your kidneys perform for you. The machine runs overnight while you are sleeping.
I was pretty sure you had kidney problems but I couldn't tie ccpd to renal probems.

Skip Towne
05-23-2006, 11:29 PM
I'm not flushing. Unless the drain goes into your coffin.
Damn, you're grumpy.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:30 PM
Damn, you're grumpy.
Shhhh! Don't tip anyone off.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:31 PM
Damn, you're grumpy.

He's still gunning for your title........

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:35 PM
He's still gunning for your title........
WTF makes you think that's his title, asshat?

nychief
05-23-2006, 11:36 PM
to see the chiefs win a super bowl... so forever.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:37 PM
WTF makes you think that's his title, asshat?

I understand that you are PMS'ing......but it's still MR. ASSHAT to you......no titles for you!

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:39 PM
I understand that you are PMS'ing......but it's still MR. ASSHAT to you......no titles for you!
Hehe. I've learned to control my hatred. It used to be my master but now I control it and use it as a tool. Nothing better for motivating contractors and other people you know that you'll be firing soon.

Oh, and I won't be using the term "Mr." around here for anyone but chiefs4me.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:41 PM
Hehe. I've learned to control my hatred. It used to be my master but now I control it and use it as a tool. Nothing better for motivating contractors and other people you know that you'll be firing soon.

Oh, and I won't be using the term "Mr." around here for anyone but chiefs4me.

Midol.......

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:42 PM
Midol.......
Works for you, huh?

burt
05-23-2006, 11:47 PM
Works for you, huh?

Only if it gets you to quit biching......

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:55 PM
Until I die; no one knows when their time will be up, and life is too short no matter how long you live. So, while you're alive - LIVE.

burt
05-23-2006, 11:57 PM
Until I die; no one knows when their time will be up, and life is too short no matter how long you live. So, while you're alive - LIVE.

Or if your Keith Richards.....you live for years after your death......

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:59 PM
Only if it gets you to quit biching......
I'm going until I'm the undisputed heavyweight champion of bitching.

greg63
05-24-2006, 12:09 AM
Or if your Keith Richards.....you live for years after your death......

Or if you're Jack Baur where killing you only makes you mad.

Guru
05-24-2006, 12:23 AM
Until I die; no one knows when their time will be up, and life is too short no matter how long you live. So, while you're alive - LIVE.
:thumb:

Halfcan
05-24-2006, 12:55 AM
Until I die; no one knows when their time will be up, and life is too short no matter how long you live. So, while you're alive - LIVE.


Well said my friend!!!

Halfcan
05-24-2006, 12:56 AM
I'm going until I'm the undisputed heavyweight champion of bitching.


You already have that title-so nice knowing ya!

greg63
05-24-2006, 12:56 AM
Well said my friend!!!

:thumb:

luv
05-24-2006, 01:04 AM
You already have that title-so nice knowing ya!
Are you kidding? He has nothing on females. Especially married ones.

greg63
05-24-2006, 01:07 AM
Are you kidding? He has nothing on females. Especially married ones.


Sounds like you're speaking from experience luv. :D

Guru
05-24-2006, 01:17 AM
Sounds like you're speaking from experience luv. :D


Luv was married to another woman? :spock:

greg63
05-24-2006, 01:21 AM
Luv was married to another woman? :spock:


Nope; I don't think that was what luv was alluding to, and it certainly wasn't what I was.

Guru
05-24-2006, 01:25 AM
Nope; I don't think that was what luv was alluding to, and it certainly wasn't what I was.
ROFL Obviously.

greg63
05-24-2006, 01:34 AM
ROFL Obviously.


:spock: ROFL

savedin79
05-24-2006, 08:25 AM
For Eternity!

Over-Head
05-24-2006, 08:47 AM
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518, in the village of Glenfinnan, on the shores of Loch Shiel...and I am Immortal.

*Or at least alive until I convince Duncan to lop off my head in the 4th movie :D
(Cue Highlander music) or go to this site
http://members.aol.com/zarathosi/HL1.HTM

Braincase
05-24-2006, 10:02 AM
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518, in the village of Glenfinnan, on the shores of Loch Shiel...and I am Immortal.

*Or at least alive until I convince Duncan to lop off my head in the 4th movie :D
(Cue Highlander music) or go to this site
http://members.aol.com/zarathosi/HL1.HTM


Hi, Conner... my name is Lazarus Long, from the Howard families.

Rain Man
05-24-2006, 10:42 AM
As a science teacher, I have to inform you that our Sun/Sol will never supernova. Supernovas only occur with high mass supergiant stars. Our Sol is a yellow medium mass star. As it begins to run out of hydrogren, it will swell up to become a red giant star which is actually cooler in temperature than it is now, but it's surface will be much closer to the Earth and will pretty much fry everything. It will then just nova and become a white dwarf star.

....not intending to sound like a "know it all", but I'm just sayin'

Okay. Please amend my answer to "Forever, or until the sun becomes a red giant star which is actually cooler in temperature than it is now, but it's surface will be much closer to the Earth and will pretty much fry everything, unless we have developed interstellar travel by then and I can escape."

burt
05-24-2006, 10:54 AM
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518, in the village of Glenfinnan, on the shores of Loch Shiel...and I am Immortal.

*Or at least alive until I convince Duncan to lop off my head in the 4th movie :D
(Cue Highlander music) or go to this site
http://members.aol.com/zarathosi/HL1.HTM


"THERE CAN BE, ONLY ONE!!!"

burt
05-24-2006, 10:56 AM
Well said my friend!!!

Now that is total BS!! He read that in a fortune cookie.....a bad fortune cookie at that.

Halfcan
05-24-2006, 11:00 AM
Now that is total BS!! He read that in a fortune cookie.....a bad fortune cookie at that.


I think he was saying he is living one day at a time and is very thankful to have the love of his family behind him in this time of need.

Maybe I read it wrong?

Over-Head
05-24-2006, 11:28 AM
"THERE CAN BE, ONLY ONE!!!"
True, :hmmm:
Mind raising your chin a bit so I can get a better swipe at ya :evil:

burt
05-24-2006, 11:30 AM
I think he was saying he is living one day at a time and is very thankful to have the love of his family behind him in this time of need.

Maybe I read it wrong?

You posted to Greg63, who said "Until I die; no one knows when their time will be up, and life is too short no matter how long you live. So, while you're alive - LIVE."

Nothing about his family, a time of need....or his family.....just a fortune cookie quote.....perhaps you meant to post to Vlad?

kc rush
05-24-2006, 02:57 PM
Long enough to see my boys grow up, so at least 20 more years. We can keep tacking years on to that if the Chiefs haven't won the Superbowl yet. I hope they are on a better pace than one every 55+ years. Ugh.

LiL stumppy
05-24-2006, 03:13 PM
Forever

BIG_DADDY
05-24-2006, 03:15 PM
Forever at 23 years of age.

Fixed it for ya.

ZepSinger
05-24-2006, 05:55 PM
Just wondering?

Quality of life is EVERYTHING. If I can be in my 90s and still in control of my faculties(mental and physical), I'm good. If not, bye bye.

Another factor- I would NEVER want to outlive my daughters. Regardless of my health, I would want to shuffle off this mortal coil before then...

Z

BIG_DADDY
05-24-2006, 06:07 PM
Long enough to see the Chiefs win a Superbowl? :banghead:

Rain Man
05-24-2006, 06:11 PM
Another factor- I would NEVER want to outlive my daughters. Regardless of my health, I would want to shuffle off this mortal coil before then...



So your goal is to leave behind a couple of orphans, eh?

ZepSinger
05-24-2006, 06:21 PM
So your goal is to leave behind a couple of orphans, eh?

70 year-old orphans.
:)

4th and Long
05-24-2006, 06:23 PM
70 year-old orphans.
:)
Dude, you don't want to live to be 100.
I've seen 100. It aint pretty.
Trust me on this one.

ZepSinger
05-24-2006, 06:28 PM
Dude, you don't want to live to be 100.
I've seen 100. It aint pretty.
Trust me on this one.

You're right on that one. I did a promotional video for a retirement home a few months back. Sad. :shake:

4th and Long
05-24-2006, 06:34 PM
You're right on that one. I did a promotional video for a retirement home a few months back. Sad. :shake:
You promoted slobbering old gomers that don't know what year it is, let alone their own names?

Rain Man
05-24-2006, 06:44 PM
You're right on that one. I did a promotional video for a retirement home a few months back. Sad. :shake:

Live a life of leisure at Sunset Ranch! We have 24-hour-a-day showings of The Price Is Right! We have food that is mushed up really, really soft! We have shuffleboard! We have unwaxed floors so that your walker doesn't slide forward on you! Come live the life of your dreams at Sunset Ranch!

ChiTown
05-24-2006, 07:18 PM
Long enough to see the Chiefs win another SB.............

burt
05-24-2006, 07:34 PM
I want to live 'til they make me quit drinkin' Crown Royal....

Jenny Gump
05-24-2006, 07:46 PM
Just give me at least two more days.

UteChief
05-24-2006, 08:30 PM
Until I have done pretty much all I want to do or can do and have made my peace with God.

Halfcan
05-24-2006, 11:00 PM
I want to live long enough to finally understand why women think the way they do. I don't get them at all???

Never mind, the Sun will implode before that happens.

Guru
05-24-2006, 11:08 PM
I want to live long enough to finally understand why women think the way they do. I don't get them at all???

Never mind, the Sun will implode before that happens.


Yeah, it will.

BucEyedPea
05-24-2006, 11:17 PM
Why I'm gonna live forever!!!

Halfcan
05-24-2006, 11:24 PM
Yeah, it will.

Seriously, this girl that I am seeing is just all over the place. This week she sent me some nice pics in her new bra, made me laugh like crazy, and has been a really cool person to talk to.

Tonight, she messed her hair up while highlighting it and you would think, her dog died. Just blah blah blah, jeez I already had a crappy day and I get a half hour of poor me. Every subject she turned defensive-like I was the one that screwed it up.

Yep the sun will implode before I understand a womens thinking. :banghead:

I think I just hyjacked my own thread.

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 11:39 PM
Long enough to see the Chiefs win another SB.............
We just finished discussing how nobody wants to live to see 100.

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 11:40 PM
Yep the sun will implode before I understand a womens thinking. :banghead:
If she has a vagina and she shares it with you then just nod your head, give her a hug, and try to get in her pants. That's what they're good for. Especially the crazy ones.

greg63
05-24-2006, 11:43 PM
I think he was saying he is living one day at a time and is very thankful to have the love of his family behind him in this time of need.

Maybe I read it wrong?

No you didn't.

Guru
05-24-2006, 11:46 PM
Seriously, this girl that I am seeing is just all over the place. This week she sent me some nice pics in her new bra, made me laugh like crazy, and has been a really cool person to talk to.

Tonight, she messed her hair up while highlighting it and you would think, her dog died. Just blah blah blah, jeez I already had a crappy day and I get a half hour of poor me. Every subject she turned defensive-like I was the one that screwed it up.

Yep the sun will implode before I understand a womens thinking. :banghead:

I think I just hyjacked my own thread.


Just remember, to the women, it is always the mans fault. :banghead:

Rausch
05-24-2006, 11:47 PM
Long enough to be new again...

greg63
05-24-2006, 11:51 PM
You posted to Greg63, who said "Until I die; no one knows when their time will be up, and life is too short no matter how long you live. So, while you're alive - LIVE."

Nothing about his family, a time of need....or his family.....just a fortune cookie quote.....perhaps you meant to post to Vlad?


It's not a fortune cookie quote; its how I feel. You don't know me well enough to qualify your apparent ignorance of my state of mind or the way that I think. You suffer from an extreme narrow point of view because of your incredibly shallow mind; it is obvious that you can't imagine anyone being any different then yourself.

You shouldn't be on a computer without adult supervision.

greg63
05-24-2006, 11:53 PM
Just remember, to the women, it is always the mans fault. :banghead:

Yup; if the world came to an end tomorrow my wife is sure it would somehow be my fault.

Guru
05-24-2006, 11:55 PM
Yup; if the world came to an end tomorrow my wife is sure it would somehow be my fault.


Yeah, mine too. :shake:

burt
05-25-2006, 12:00 AM
It's not a fortune cookie quote; its how I feel. You don't know me well enough to qualify your apparent ignorance of my state of mind or the way that I think. You suffer from an extreme narrow point of view because of your incredibly shallow mind; it is obvious that you can't imagine anyone being any different then yourself.

You shouldn't be on a computer without adult supervision.

Greg, grow a neck and stfu. I was just poking fun at your, simplistic version of Will Rogers. dang, is someone sensitive?

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:02 AM
Now that is total BS!! He read that in a fortune cookie.....a bad fortune cookie at that.


Ummm OK. Someone throws a deep thought on here and you reference a fortune cookie for it. I never read a fortune cookie that deep.

burt
05-25-2006, 12:02 AM
It's not a fortune cookie quote; its how I feel. You don't know me well enough to qualify your apparent ignorance of my state of mind or the way that I think. You suffer from an extreme narrow point of view because of your incredibly shallow mind; it is obvious that you can't imagine anyone being any different then yourself.

You shouldn't be on a computer without adult supervision.

I'M GLAD GOCHIEFS KICKED YOU OFF THE PLANET!!!

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:05 AM
Sometimes forever. Sometimes not another 5 minutes.

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:06 AM
Yup; if the world came to an end tomorrow my wife is sure it would somehow be my fault.

yep guys have to worry about losing their hair and girls complain about highlights. :banghead:

Least I found out she was a psycho before I had to get a restraining order again. Jeez are there any normal girls out there??? :shake:

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:09 AM
I'M GLAD GOCHIEFS KICKED YOU OFF THE PLANET!!!


Yeah, Gochiefs really had a negative effect on him. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ohboy.gif

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:09 AM
Ummm OK. Someone throws a deep thought on here and you reference a fortune cookie for it. I never read a fortune cookie that deep.

Yeah really mine usually say-you will die a violent death.

Or

Go to jail, go directly to jail.

Or

A lawsuit is pending with your name as a defendant.

Or

Your next girlfriend will be a freakin crazy Biatch like your last-you are DOOMED!

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:10 AM
Greg, grow a neck and stfu. I was just poking fun at your, simplistic version of Will Rogers. dang, is someone sensitive? I'M GLAD GOCHIEFS KICKED YOU OFF THE PLANET!!!

Are you talking?


WAA! Greg had the audacity to respond to my lame attempt at trash talk! WAA!:deevee::deevee::deevee:

Grow some thicker skin. If I was mad at you I would have neg repped you into oblivion.

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:11 AM
Yeah, Gochiefs really had a negative effect on him. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ohboy.gif

I bet he cried himself to sleep that night-lol,

Gochiefs carries a lot of value on my self worth as well-if he says I am a dumbass-i believe him and feel bad about myself for days.

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:11 AM
Yeah, Gochiefs really had a negative effect on him. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ohboy.gif

ROFL :thumb:

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:12 AM
I bet he cried himself to sleep that night-lol,

Gochiefs carries a lot of value on my self worth as well-if he says I am a dumbass-i believe him and feel bad about myself for days.

..Worried all night long. :D

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:12 AM
Yeah really mine usually say-you will die a violent death.

Or

Go to jail, go directly to jail.

Or

A lawsuit is pending with your name as a defendant.

Or

Your next girlfriend will be a freakin crazy Biatch like your last-you are DOOMED!
ROFL

You should be used to it then.

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:13 AM
Yeah, mine too. :shake:


yep guys have to worry about losing their hair and girls complain about highlights. :banghead:

Least I found out she was a psycho before I had to get a restraining order again. Jeez are there any normal girls out there??? :shake:



Feelin yer pain.

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:15 AM
No, there are no normal girls out there.

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:16 AM
No, there are no normal girls out there.


What the hell is normal anyway? :spock:

Rausch
05-25-2006, 12:16 AM
Sometimes forever. Sometimes not another 5 minutes.

See, that's just the type of ****head I am.

Even if I ever did get depressed I'd stay alive just 'cause I knew that somewhere there was someone's cheerios I needed to piss in...

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:18 AM
What the hell is normal anyway? :spock:

Yep; good question.

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:18 AM
I think I stay alive just to see what f*cked up shit will happen next. The world's no dull place.

Wow, Larry Niven's about to be on coast-to-coast. Cool.

Rausch
05-25-2006, 12:20 AM
What the hell is normal anyway? :spock:

The carrot at the end of the stick...

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:20 AM
What the hell is normal anyway? I think of normal as "not f*cked in the head". And maybe that's my problem. Maybe all there are out there are normal girls, because f*cked in the head is exactly what's normal. I wish I could find an abnormal girl.

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:21 AM
I think of normal as "not f*cked in the head". And maybe that's my problem. Maybe all there are out there are normal girls, because f*cked in the head is exactly what's normal. I wish I could find an abnormal girl.


That would be special. ROFL

Rausch
05-25-2006, 12:21 AM
I think I stay alive just to see what f*cked up shit will happen next. The world's no dull place.

Wow, Larry Niven's about to be on coast-to-coast. Cool.

I have to admit fighting sleep to listen to the whole Waz (Apple co-founder) interview a week or two ago...

Rausch
05-25-2006, 12:23 AM
I think of normal as "not f*cked in the head". And maybe that's my problem. Maybe all there are out there are normal girls, because f*cked in the head is exactly what's normal. I wish I could find an abnormal girl.

Or perhaps it's your thinking that's not in line.

Wait, you've already established that...

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:25 AM
Or perhaps it's your thinking that's not in line.

Wait, you've already established that...

ROFL

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:26 AM
No, there are no normal girls out there.

Ain't that the truth.

Womens thinking: I didnt add the can of oil in the car like you asked, because you said when you get back in town in 3 weeks you were going to get it changed anyways.

Great, don't want to waste a $2 can of oil, so lets buy a $6500 freakin engine. :banghead:


My hair did not turn out like it showed on the box. My life sucks, this world sucks, this relationship will never work, blah blah blah!!

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:27 AM
Ain't that the truth.

Womens thinking: I didnt add the can of oil in the car like you asked, because you said when you get back in town in 3 weeks you were going to get it changed anyways.

Great, don't want to waste a $2 can of oil, so lets buy a $6500 freakin engine. :banghead:


My hair did not turn out like it showed on the box. My life sucks, this world sucks, this relationship will never work, blah blah blah!!


gotta love the highlights.

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:28 AM
Ain't that the truth.

Womens thinking: I didnt add the can of oil in the car like you asked, because you said when you get back in town in 3 weeks you were going to get it changed anyways.

Great, don't want to waste a $2 can of oil, so lets buy a $6500 freakin engine. :banghead:


My hair did not turn out like it showed on the box. My life sucks, this world sucks, this relationship will never work, blah blah blah!!


Wow! Just wow!

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:28 AM
gotta love the highlights.


ROFL

Rausch
05-25-2006, 12:32 AM
Ain't that the truth.

Womens thinking: I didnt add the can of oil in the car like you asked, because you said when you get back in town in 3 weeks you were going to get it changed anyways.

Great, don't want to waste a $2 can of oil, so lets buy a $6500 freakin engine. :banghead:


My hair did not turn out like it showed on the box. My life sucks, this world sucks, this relationship will never work, blah blah blah!!

You're better off...

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:38 AM
Wow! Just wow!

Yeah still pissed at my ex for that engine-what a dumbazz-lol


Oh and I love this one: I forgot to mail the cable bill, so instead of sending it a day late, wants to save the stamp and drives across town to find out it is closed. So instead of dropping it in the box-(Oh so that is what that is for) waits until next month to send it in-then forgets again.

Stamp: 33 cents-Mailed, done forget about it.

Her way:
Gas $8.00
Late fee $15.00
Reconnect fee $25.00

Plus
points lost in financing house because of credit blemish $280 per year over 30 years.

Total for her way-$8,468 but we saved a freakin stamp and dont forget the quart of oil she saved me last month.

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:40 AM
gotta love the highlights.

What is the point of highlights anyway-it just says: I can't make up my freakin mind!! Pick a color already. :banghead:

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:41 AM
Yeah still pissed at my ex for that engine-what a dumbazz-lol


Oh and I love this one: I forgot to mail the cable bill, so instead of sending it a day late, wants to save the stamp and drives across town to find out it is closed. So instead of dropping it in the box-(Oh so that is what that is for) waits until next month to send it in-then forgets again.

Stamp: 33 cents-Mailed, done forget about it.

Her way:
Gas $8.00
Late fee $15.00
Reconnect fee $25.00

Plus
points lost in financing house because of credit blemish $280 per year over 30 years.

Total for her way-$8,468 but we saved a freakin stamp and dont forget the quart of oil she saved me last month.

Women and money do NOT mix.
:cuss: :deevee:

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:45 AM
Yeah still pissed at my ex for that engine-what a dumbazz-lol


Oh and I love this one: I forgot to mail the cable bill, so instead of sending it a day late, wants to save the stamp and drives across town to find out it is closed. So instead of dropping it in the box-(Oh so that is what that is for) waits until next month to send it in-then forgets again.

Stamp: 33 cents-Mailed, done forget about it.

Her way:
Gas $8.00
Late fee $15.00
Reconnect fee $25.00

Plus
points lost in financing house because of credit blemish $280 per year over 30 years.

Total for her way-$8,468 but we saved a freakin stamp and dont forget the quart of oil she saved me last month.

Oh, man! That reminds me my wife sent our home insurance payment off, and accidentally placed a 37 cent stamp on it instead of the new 39 cent stamp. The stupid insurance company sent it back marked return to sender. For 2 cents they could have had their money on time.:banghead:

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:46 AM
Women and money do NOT mix.
:cuss: :deevee:

Like water and oil.

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:46 AM
Oh, man! That reminds me my wife sent our home insurance payment off, and accidentally placed a 37 cent stamp on it instead of the new 39 cent stamp. The stupid insurance company sent it back marked return to sender. For 2 cents they could have had their money on time.:banghead:


Don't you mean the post office sent it back. The insurance company would gladly have taken the money if the post office had accidentally allowed that letter to go through their system.

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:47 AM
Women and money do NOT mix.
:cuss: :deevee:

either does women and logic.


You want freakin highlights go to Snip and Clip: $25.00

Her way:
Box of color $12.00 plus 4 hours of time.
New Box of color $12.00 plus 4 more hours, plus bitchin at her new boyfriend plus gas for her friend to come from Kansas to help her not look like Bozo the clown. $12.00

Finally goes to a specialist to fix mistake one and two $75.00

Grand Total $111.00 plus 40 hours of effort and driving. :banghead:

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:48 AM
Like water and oil.


they need to read the http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rules.gif

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:48 AM
Don't you mean the post office sent it back. The insurance company would gladly have taken the money if the post office had accidentally allowed that letter to go through their system.


Yeah, stupid Post office. :doh!:

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:49 AM
Oh, man! That reminds me my wife sent our home insurance payment off, and accidentally placed a 37 cent stamp on it instead of the new 39 cent stamp. The stupid insurance company sent it back marked return to sender. For 2 cents they could have had their money on time.:banghead:


2 cents just turned into big $$$ in late fees and cancled policies-lol, yep thats women math.

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:49 AM
they need to read the http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/rules.gif


ROFLROFL

Yep!

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:49 AM
Just kill me now, cause I will never understand them???

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:50 AM
2 cents just turned into big $$$ in late fees and cancled policies-lol, yep thats women math.

Tell me about it. :shake:

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:51 AM
Just kill me now, cause I will never understand them???

It'll never happen my friend; that is just a fate too kind.

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:52 AM
Yeah, stupid Post office. :doh!:

Must be a women in charge.

Just think if Condeleza Rice gets a hold of the NFL???

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:52 AM
Just kill me now, cause I will never understand them???
http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/leatherface.gif

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 12:52 AM
A women as President?????????? We are Doomed!!!!

Guru
05-25-2006, 12:53 AM
A women as President?????????? We are Doomed!!!!


If it is Hillary, we are double doomed. STFU

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:53 AM
My life sucks, this world sucks, this relationship will never work, blah blah blah!!I can't say anything about that, since I sound like that every few months myself.

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:54 AM
Larry Niven sounds really, really old. Pretty dull interview. Time to watch the Lost finale.

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:54 AM
Must be a women in charge.

Just think if Condeleza Rice gets a hold of the NFL???


:eek:


BLASPHEMY!

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 12:55 AM
Well, we've had a drooling idiot as president, why not a chick.

greg63
05-25-2006, 12:56 AM
A women as President?????????? We are Doomed!!!!

Unless it's luv. :p

burt
05-25-2006, 12:56 AM
Ummm OK. Someone throws a deep thought on here and you reference a fortune cookie for it. I never read a fortune cookie that deep.

Dude, you and Jack Hannah...so freaking deep.....I ain't read a fortune cookie that wasn't deeper.....

burt
05-25-2006, 12:58 AM
Yeah, Gochiefs really had a negative effect on him. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ohboy.gif

Does Gochief have an effect on anyone. Oh, btw, he banned my bro...oh woe is us...what shall we do. Lighten up Francis.....

burt
05-25-2006, 12:59 AM
Just think if Condeleza Rice gets a hold of the NFL???

Dude....a joke is a joke, but don't go overvreakingboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

burt
05-25-2006, 01:01 AM
ROFLROFL

Yep!

Oh, and btw......grow a neck.......

Guru
05-25-2006, 01:01 AM
Does Gochief have an effect on anyone. Oh, btw, he banned my bro...oh woe is us...what shall we do. Lighten up Francis.....


Lighten up? Yeah, I think you need to.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:02 AM
Lighten up? Yeah, I think you need to.

Quick AND witty for a 4th grader..."I know you are but what am I?....."

burt
05-25-2006, 01:03 AM
Lighten up? Yeah, I think you need to.

And learn your great quotes, in life.....

greg63
05-25-2006, 01:04 AM
Oh, and btw......grow a neck.......
...Oh look; he's trying to communicate and no one cares.

Ok now, go away for another 20 minutes and try to think of something else to say.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:06 AM
...Oh look; he's trying to communicate and no one cares.

you are so cute.....and silly too....give us anothe Jack Hannah moment.....puhlease.....

burt
05-25-2006, 01:07 AM
BTW, I am drunk....will you still be stupid in the morning?

burt
05-25-2006, 01:08 AM
How am I doing on my time?????

burt
05-25-2006, 01:08 AM
Coffeyville is for pussies.....

Guru
05-25-2006, 01:08 AM
Quick AND witty for a 4th grader..."I know you are but what am I?....."


I'm rubber and your glue.... Kiss my :moon: N00b.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:09 AM
another great one from Gregs Mrs........

burt
05-25-2006, 01:10 AM
I'm rubber and your glue.... Kiss my :moon: N00b.
Mark a spot....you're all ass.....and it's obvious to all....

greg63
05-25-2006, 01:10 AM
BTW, I am drunk....will you still be stupid in the morning?

ROFL

Good one; too bad your mommy had to supply you with it.

greg63
05-25-2006, 01:11 AM
another great one from Gregs Mrs........

What about my Mrs?

burt
05-25-2006, 01:12 AM
not even close to original,,,,shit your fortune cookie was better...so how long did you and Guru date before gettin married?

Guru
05-25-2006, 01:12 AM
not even close to originalHello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.shit your fortune cookie was better...so how long did you and Guru date before gettin married?
ROFL Nice use of commas.

greg63
05-25-2006, 01:14 AM
ROFL Nice use of commas.

He's a drunk and a moron.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:15 AM
Yes, Mrs. Greg, that does happen when I drink....but shit you 2 got drunk and got hitched....I's rather have my comma problem.....

burt
05-25-2006, 01:16 AM
He's a drunk and a moron.


Hell, at least I have an excuse...you're just a moron that steals from fortune cookies.....bad ones at that.

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 01:19 AM
Children, children. :shake:

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:23 AM
Hell, at least I have an excuse...you're just a moron that steals from fortune cookies.....bad ones at that.

I posted something on this thread like 10 minutes ago and it's around 4 pages deep due to you NOT SHUTTING THE **** UP!

burt
05-25-2006, 01:23 AM
He's a drunk and a moron.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:24 AM
I posted something on this thread like 10 minutes ago and it's around 4 pages deep due to you NOT SHUTTING THE **** UP!

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:26 AM
You just playing to my ego or did you intend to post something after quoting me?

burt
05-25-2006, 01:26 AM
You just playing to my ego or did you intend to post something after quoting me?


uh....both....Mr. Rausch....sir......

burt
05-25-2006, 01:27 AM
You're better off...

Simplex3
05-25-2006, 01:30 AM
You really suck at this Intraweb thingy, don't you Dale?

burt
05-25-2006, 01:32 AM
You really suck at this Intraweb thingy, don't you Dale?

oh yeah....and you are hung like a light switch....

luv
05-25-2006, 01:32 AM
You just playing to my ego or did you intend to post something after quoting me?
Can I play with your ego?

burt
05-25-2006, 01:33 AM
Can I play with your ego?

Oh thank god...I thought you were gonna give me shit too.....

luv
05-25-2006, 01:33 AM
oh yeah....and you are hung like a light switch....
I'd upgrade to the 2006 version of smack talk if I were you. :)

greg63
05-25-2006, 01:33 AM
You really suck at this Intraweb thingy, don't you Dale?

It'll be twenty minutes before his mommy can get around to telling him something to respond with.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:33 AM
I'd upgrade to the 2006 version of smack talk if I were you. :)

damn upgrades......

luv
05-25-2006, 01:33 AM
Oh thank god...I thought you were gonna give me shit too.....
ROFL Oops.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:34 AM
It'll be twenty minutes before his mommy can get around to telling him something to respond with.

mommie jokes still....see luvs advice...btw,

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:34 AM
*google pic*

burt
05-25-2006, 01:35 AM
ROFL Oops.

go ahead...git in line.......

luv
05-25-2006, 01:35 AM
.
Never mind. If you dress like that, I don't think I'm the type you want playing with your ego.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:36 AM
like I'm foggin in YOUR league...... Go pick on someone your own size...like Iowanian.....I can only deal in the ring...

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:37 AM
Can I play with your ego?

Make it quick, I have ADHD...

burt
05-25-2006, 01:38 AM
I am getting more ice and Crown...slow the insults down for a min.....thanks a bunch....

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Never mind. If you dress like that, I don't think I'm the type you want playing with your ego.

Don't hate on Spaniards...

luv
05-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Make it quick, I have ADHD...
Quick? I was done three minutes ago.

luv
05-25-2006, 01:40 AM
I am getting more ice and Crown...slow the insults down for a min.....thanks a bunch....
Surely you can read fast enough to catch up. Just read the line in the middle.

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:40 AM
I am getting more ice and Crown...slow the insults down for a min.....thanks a bunch....

You didn't tell me you was slobber'n down some sickness.

So, I mean, it's possible you'd pick up my bar tab?... :)

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:41 AM
Quick? I was done three minutes ago.

We're perfect for each other...

luv
05-25-2006, 01:43 AM
We're perfect for each other...
You must be drunk.

burt
05-25-2006, 01:43 AM
We're perfect for each other...

Get her a smoke quickly...and I probably HAVE paid your bar tab....

burt
05-25-2006, 01:44 AM
Surely you can read fast enough to catch up. Just read the line in the middle.

it keeps movin'........

luv
05-25-2006, 01:46 AM
it keeps movin'........
FOCUS

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:47 AM
You must be drunk.

Given...

burt
05-25-2006, 01:47 AM
FOCUS

all of you ???? I am not that good.....okay, one at a time....

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:48 AM
And I probably HAVE paid your bar tab....

You live in Missouri?...

burt
05-25-2006, 01:48 AM
Given...

k, where do I pay your tab.......

burt
05-25-2006, 01:48 AM
You live in Missouri?...

Kansas....Great city of Olathe!!!!

burt
05-25-2006, 01:49 AM
You live in Missouri?...

Drank there often tho....

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:49 AM
Kansas....Great city of Olathe!!!!

Then no, you haven't.

You owe me a beer or 30...

burt
05-25-2006, 01:50 AM
Then no, you haven't.

You owe me a beer or 30...

24 and that is my final offer.....

luv
05-25-2006, 01:50 AM
Then no, you haven't.

You owe me a beer or 30...
You've already had 30.

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:52 AM
Drank there often tho....

Woody's bar in Caruthersville is the Mecca of all true drunks and party persons.

It is the definition of a hole in the wall.

They still have a piece of pizza stapled to the wall from when Dick Butkis ate there right after he was drafted (let that sink in a minute.)

http://local.yahoo.com/details?id=17756688

Rausch
05-25-2006, 01:53 AM
You've already had 30.

11.

You're slipping...

luv
05-25-2006, 01:54 AM
Woody's bar in Caruthersville is the Mecca of all true drunks and party persons.

It is the definition of a hole in the wall.

They still have a piece of pizza stapled to the wall from when Dick Butkis ate there right after he was drafted (let that sink in a minute.)

http://local.yahoo.com/details?id=17756688
February 16, 2006 big deal
By a Yahoo! Local user
woodys was the nasty's place i ever seen.

Visit date: February 2006


Yeah, like I'd take this person's word for it.

luv
05-25-2006, 01:55 AM
11.

You're slipping...
What? You're only nice to me after 20.

Slipping? I didn't know I was holding on to anything. :hmmm:

burt
05-25-2006, 01:56 AM
February 16, 2006 big deal
By a Yahoo! Local user
woodys was the nasty's place i ever seen.

Visit date: February 2006


Yeah, like I'd take this person's word for it.

Not me I wanna go there with Rausch....and buy him 24 beers....

burt
05-25-2006, 01:57 AM
Luv, did I tell you I used to live in Oazark? Ans I don't even have a mullet!!!!

luv
05-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Not me I wanna go there with Rausch....and buy hie 24 beers....
Well hell, if you're buying, then count me in.

luv
05-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Luv, did I tell you I used to live in Oazark? Ans I don't even have a mullet!!!!
I don't know anyone from Ozark that does have a mullet.

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:01 AM
February 16, 2006 big deal
By a Yahoo! Local user
woodys was the nasty's place i ever seen. .

That's similar to saying the great wall was "like, really long and stuff."

burt
05-25-2006, 02:01 AM
I don't know anyone from Ozark that does have a mullet.

A running joke between my wife and I....actually we met lots of nice people there....and I still hold that area in high regard. (Jokes aside)

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:02 AM
What? You're only nice to me after 20.

I'm nice to everyone.

Unless you're one of those stingy fuggers that sits on the cooler so I don't ask for another one...

luv
05-25-2006, 02:03 AM
A running joke between my wife and I....actually we met lots of nice people there....and I still hold that area in high regard. (Jokes aside)
Well, they did name their minor league team the Ozark Mountain Ducks. WTF is a Mountain Duck?

luv
05-25-2006, 02:04 AM
I'm nice to everyone.

Unless you're one of those stingy fuggers that sits on the cooler so I don't ask for another one...
I still have that fridge full of imports.

burt
05-25-2006, 02:04 AM
I'm nice to everyone.

Unless you're one of those stingy fuggers that sits on the cooler so I don't ask for another one...

You meant fat fuggers didn't ya....guy that weigh 260ish.....didn't ya....okay....it's on now.....

burt
05-25-2006, 02:05 AM
I still have that fridge full of imports.

Toyota's....wait til Rex finds out....

burt
05-25-2006, 02:06 AM
Well, they did name their minor league team the Ozark Mountain Ducks. WTF is a Mountain Duck?

A mullet....you know ....a duck tail in back....see everyone but you knows.....

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:08 AM
A running joke between my wife and I....actually we met lots of nice people there....and I still hold that area in high regard. (Jokes aside)

Around 50,000 years ago the earth was hit by a meteoroid.

It contained the largest amount of "stupidium" known on the planet. It was radioactive.

Seeped into the water supply and infected everyone in the area.

While working with Realtors in the area I met a man who's legal name was Gomer. ****ing G O M E R.

Swear to Christ...

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:10 AM
You meant fat fuggers didn't ya....guy that weigh 260ish.....didn't ya....okay....it's on now.....

I'm not above kicking a fat guy in the head to get a beer...

burt
05-25-2006, 02:11 AM
Around 50,000 years ago the earth was hit by a meteoroid.

It contained the largest amount of "stupidium" known on the planet. It was radioactive.

Seeped into the water supply and infected everyone in the area.

While working with Realtors in the area I met a man who's legal name was Gomer. ****ing G O M E R.

Swear to Christ...


Pyle???

burt
05-25-2006, 02:12 AM
I'm not above kicking a fat guy in the head to get a beer...

How bout a fat guy that boxed 4 years and went to clooege on a wrestling scholarship?

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:14 AM
Pyle???

I know this might shock you, but I've got more than my share of lawyers on my ass already.

Let's stick with Gomer and his inability to sell box-houses in the Ozarks...

luv
05-25-2006, 02:14 AM
I'm gonna go to bed. Maybe I'll continue the dream I had last night.

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:14 AM
How bout a fat guy that boxed 4 years and went to clooege on a wrestling scholarship?

I'm not above getting my ass kicked for some beer...

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:15 AM
I'm gonna go to bed. Maybe I'll continue the dream I had last night.

Were there midgets and watermellons?...

luv
05-25-2006, 02:16 AM
Were there midgets and watermellons?...
No, those are your dreams, dear.

burt
05-25-2006, 02:16 AM
I'm not above getting my ass kicked for some beer...

You, sir, are my kind of guy....you arse will never be kicked in my proximity, nor Domers...and we are 600 lbs of pissed off Mercer boys.

burt
05-25-2006, 02:17 AM
sweet dreams luv.....

Rausch
05-25-2006, 02:35 AM
No, those are your dreams, dear.

Indeed.

Indeed they are...

keg in kc
05-25-2006, 02:53 AM
I'm just bored enough to have read the last five pages.

I need a drink.

Ebolapox
05-25-2006, 11:29 AM
eh, 65-70 unless medical science greatly improves and 'cures' the diminishment of aging in the human race

dtebbe
05-25-2006, 08:19 PM
For me, I can't imagine things getting any better... only down hill from here, so I'm fine with going any day now.....

DT

Halfcan
05-25-2006, 11:31 PM
Holy shit, I missed a cat fight last night. That was the biggest sissy internet fight ever posted on the planet.

I wonder if Dale had a hangover after that?

Remember kids, don't drink and type, or this is what happens.

Guru
05-26-2006, 12:02 AM
What a waste of 15 minutes.

luv
05-26-2006, 01:12 AM
Holy shit, I missed a cat fight last night. That was the biggest sissy internet fight ever posted on the planet.

I wonder if Dale had a hangover after that?

Remember kids, don't drink and type, or this is what happens.
Some lessons are learned the hard way, huh?

Rausch
05-26-2006, 01:14 AM
Not me I wanna go there with Rausch....and buy him 24 beers....

Pack a lunch and bail money... :)

luv
05-26-2006, 01:18 AM
Pack a lunch and bail money... :)
As many times as you've been in there, you haven't found a way to break out?

Rausch
05-26-2006, 01:19 AM
Remember kids, don't drink and type, or this is what happens.

If I didn't I'd have around 9 posts to my name...