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Simplex3
05-23-2006, 10:41 PM
What a bunch of losers. A perfectly good Tuesday night with nothing to do and you guys can't even keep me entertained. WTF good are most of you?

Everyone please submit a reason why I shouldn't put you on my ignore list.

milkman
05-23-2006, 10:46 PM
You should go ahead and put us all on your ignore list.

Then you won't know we're not posting, and you won't have anything to bitch about.

burt
05-23-2006, 10:46 PM
What a bunch of losers. A perfectly good Tuesday night with nothing to do and you guys can't even keep me entertained. WTF good are most of you?

Everyone please submit a reason why I shouldn't put you on my ignore list.

Kinda reminds me of <a href="http://chiefsplanet.com">WPI</a>....(sorry Phobia)

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 10:47 PM
You should go ahead and put us all on your ignore list.

Then you won't know we're not posting, and you won't have anything to bitch about.
No, then I would assume that noone was ever posting and I'd really have to complain about it.

In all actuality this is probably more of an attention whore thread than a bitching thread. Kind of a slap in the face for the Goatcheeze threads.

Skip Towne
05-23-2006, 10:52 PM
I only create threads for quality audiences. There is nothing but stoopid n00bs on here tonight. I'm saving my material for more appreciative posters. You're on your own.

milkman
05-23-2006, 10:54 PM
No, then I would assume that noone was ever posting and I'd really have to complain about it.

In all actuality this is probably more of an attention whore thread than a bitching thread. Kind of a slap in the face for the Goatcheeze threads.

No, really, put us all on ignore.
Then we could all laugh at you when you botch that nobody's posting, and we can talk behind your back.

It'll be fun, really.

VonneMarie
05-23-2006, 10:54 PM
I only create threads for quality audiences. There is nothing but stoopid n00bs on here tonight. I'm saving my material for more appreciative posters. You're on your own.
ROFL

SLAG
05-23-2006, 10:55 PM
I might have a SuSe Question :shrug:

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 10:57 PM
I might have a SuSe Question :shrug:
You're on your own. I expect you to keep the thread monitored, too.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 10:58 PM
No, really, put us all on ignore.
Then we could all laugh at you when you botch that nobody's posting, and we can talk behind your back.

It'll be fun, really.
Talking behind backs is for 12 year old girls.

greg63
05-23-2006, 10:58 PM
What a bunch of losers. A perfectly good Tuesday night with nothing to do and you guys can't even keep me entertained. WTF good are most of you?

Everyone please submit a reason why I shouldn't put you on my ignore list.


I just pooped, what seemed to be, a red wood? :shrug:

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:00 PM
I just pooped, what seemed to be, a red wood? :shrug:
Does this describe the color and/or the size?

SLAG
05-23-2006, 11:01 PM
I just pooped, what seemed to be, a red wood? :shrug:
ROFL ROFL

this thread is useless with out...

chefsos
05-23-2006, 11:02 PM
Good God you're hard to please. Maybe this will distract you for a minute.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:03 PM
Good God you're hard to please. Maybe this will distract you for a minute.
Now *THAT* is funny.

ROFL

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:04 PM
Talking behind backs is for 12 year old girls.

Yeah, well, we wouldn't be doing it if you didn't have us on ignore.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:04 PM
Does this describe the color and/or the size?

Both.

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Good God you're hard to please. Maybe this will distract you for a minute.

I believe that's what ya call "Owned!"

SLAG
05-23-2006, 11:06 PM
I believe that's what ya call "Owned!"

damn your a n00b

its pwnd

:p

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:07 PM
damn your a n00b

its pwnd

:p
Only for retarded people, which milkman is not.

Guru
05-23-2006, 11:07 PM
What a bunch of losers. A perfectly good Tuesday night with nothing to do and you guys can't even keep me entertained. WTF good are most of you?

Everyone please submit a reason why I shouldn't put you on my ignore list.


Because I switched to Linux. Windows sucks.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:08 PM
Both.
Cool. Did it leave streaks in the bowl and did you have to attack it with the plunger to get it to leave?

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:11 PM
Because I switched to Linux. Windows sucks.
Ok, I'd let you stay off ignore EXCEPT for the whole "starting a sentence with a conjunction" thing. The use of Linux allows you to try again.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:13 PM
Cool. Did it leave streaks in the bowl and did you have to attack it with the plunger to get it to leave?
Yep, sure did. I didn't have to plunge because I actually did it at work and they have those industrial strength toilets, but I did have to continue to flush to get rid of the streaks.

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:16 PM
Only for retarded people, which milkman is not.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. :crybaby:

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:16 PM
Yep, sure did. I didn't have to plunge because I actually did it at work and they have those industrial strength toilets, but I did have to continue to flush to get rid of the streaks.
Smart man, taking your industrial s**t in an industrial toilet.

The johns at my current customer site are very poorly ventilated. I'm pretty sure you can still smell farts from the construction guy who put up the last piece of sheetrock.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:17 PM
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. :crybaby:
It was a moment of weakness on my part.

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:18 PM
Yep, sure did. I didn't have to plunge because I actually did it at work and they have those industrial strength toilets, but I did have to continue to flush to get rid of the streaks.

I'll bet it was uncomfortable wearing those wet shorts after cleaning the streaks.

Guru
05-23-2006, 11:21 PM
Ok, I'd let you stay off ignore EXCEPT for the whole "starting a sentence with a conjunction" thing. The use of Linux allows you to try again.


That is a good thing. I would hate to think that I would not be able to ask you any Linux questions in the future.

chefsos
05-23-2006, 11:22 PM
Cool. Did it leave streaks in the bowl and did you have to attack it with the plunger to get it to leave?

Many years ago, before my short-lived marriage to his daughter, my former father-in-law accentuated his bathroom with a set of Turd Tongs, and requested that I use 'em, after I reduced the bandwidth of his septic system from broadband to dialup with the occasional crash thrown in.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:22 PM
That is a good thing. I would hate to think that I would not be able to ask you any Linux questions in the future.
You're slipping. You'd best come up with a good random image. Or joke.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:23 PM
Smart man, taking your industrial s**t in an industrial toilet.

The johns at my current customer site are very poorly ventilated. I'm pretty sure you can still smell farts from the construction guy who put up the last piece of sheetrock.


ROFL


I'm pretty sure the restroom I used is being fumigated as we speak with little or no positive results.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:24 PM
I'll bet it was uncomfortable wearing those wet shorts after cleaning the streaks.

Nah, I always bring a spare for just such an occasion.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:26 PM
ROFL


I'm pretty sure the restroom I used is being fumigated as we speak with little or no positive results.
I've often wondered why they don't put in one of those massive fans they use in the fake-skydiving things in men's rooms. Don't give that stuff a chance to waft sideways. I've actually taken two steps into some bathrooms, turned around and left to find another.

Guru
05-23-2006, 11:28 PM
You're slipping. You'd best come up with a good random image. Or joke.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:31 PM
I've often wondered why they don't put in one of those massive fans they use in the fake-skydiving things in men's rooms. Don't give that stuff a chance to waft sideways. I've actually taken two steps into some bathrooms, turned around and left to find another.

For sure; I've walked long distances to find a restroom even half way suitable.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:33 PM
(stupid smiley)
That's not cutting it.

chefsos
05-23-2006, 11:37 PM
For sure; I've walked long distances to find a restroom even half way suitable.
Not me. In fact, I often notice the door open and close pretty quickly while I'm happily befouling the average public facility. I'm beginning to suspect that I'm "that guy".

Guru
05-23-2006, 11:38 PM
That's not cutting it.


It's not like a give a crap what you think of my posts anyway. :harumph:

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:38 PM
Nah, I always bring a spare for just such an occasion.

Mama's boy aren't ya?

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:38 PM
Not me. In fact, I often notice the door open and close pretty quickly while I'm happily befouling the average public facility. I'm beginning to suspect that I'm "that guy".

ROFL

...Acknowledgement is half the battle.

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:39 PM
It's not like a give a crap what you think of my posts anyway. :harumph:
Disrespect is a plus. You're nearly out of the basement.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:39 PM
Mama's boy aren't ya?

Mama didn't raise no fool! :D

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:40 PM
Not me. In fact, I often notice the door open and close pretty quickly while I'm happily befouling the average public facility. I'm beginning to suspect that I'm "that guy".

I know I'm not "that guy", cause, you know, my shit don't stink.

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:41 PM
Mama didn't raise no fool! :D

That's what she told you, isn't it?

Simplex3
05-23-2006, 11:42 PM
I know I'm not "that guy", cause, you know, my shit don't stink.
So did you and Donger get a two-for-one deal on those sex change operations?

milkman
05-23-2006, 11:45 PM
So did you and Donger get a two-for-one deal on those sex change operations?

Yeah, but I gave my half of the deal to C4me.
But the operation didn't work to well for him.

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:46 PM
That's what she told you, isn't it?

Why yes; yes it is.

chefsos
05-23-2006, 11:49 PM
I know I'm not "that guy", cause, you know, my shit don't stink.
When dealing with The Stench, much like with a bear, you only have to outrun the other guy. Sprinter, arent ya?

greg63
05-23-2006, 11:53 PM
When dealing with The Stench, much like with a bear, you only have to outrun the other guy. Sprinter, arent ya?

ROFL

jaxchiefsclub
05-24-2006, 05:19 AM
You should go ahead and put us all on your ignore list.

Then you won't know we're not posting, and you won't have anything to bitch about.

ROFL