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burt
05-24-2006, 09:50 PM
I was bored

DaFace
05-24-2006, 09:53 PM
Umm...awesome?

burt
05-24-2006, 09:54 PM
meant to do this...

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:21 PM
Don't make me kick your ass, n00b.

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:25 PM
To prove just how cool I am, I'm currently making an AVI from some of my kids' movies so they can watch them on my laptop on our upcoming trip.

Who's the dad?

Stinger
05-24-2006, 10:30 PM
Who's the dad?

Probably should ask the Mom if your not sure

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:33 PM
Probably should ask the Mom if your not sure
Already had that paternity test, I'm not my wife's father.

milkman
05-24-2006, 10:34 PM
To prove just how cool I am, I'm currently making an AVI from some of my kids' movies so they can watch them on my laptop on our upcoming trip.

Who's the dad?

Wouldn't this be a question a loose mother would ask?

milkman
05-24-2006, 10:35 PM
BTW, the usual answer is the milkman.

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:36 PM
Wouldn't this be a question a loose mother would ask?
I was flipping AM radio stations this evening and overheard a lady talking about some baby-factory here in KC. Get this:

7 kids
5 fathers
4 of the fathers are in jail.

Now there be some quality family dynamics and s**t.

:shake:

milkman
05-24-2006, 10:41 PM
I was flipping AM radio stations this evening and overheard a lady talking about some baby-factory here in KC. Get this:

7 kids
5 fathers
4 of the fathers are in jail.

Now there be some quality family dynamics and s**t.

:shake:

A fine eaxmple of the modern American family.

Stinger
05-24-2006, 10:42 PM
I was flipping AM radio stations this evening and overheard a lady talking about some baby-factory here in KC. Get this:

7 kids
5 fathers
4 of the fathers are in jail.

Now there be some quality family dynamics and s**t.

:shake:

I would almost pay to see that family reunion

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:43 PM
A fine eaxmple of the modern American family.
"Norplant. It's not just for breakfast any more."

milkman
05-24-2006, 10:43 PM
I would almost pay to see that family reunion

You won't have to.

It'll be on Springer.

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:46 PM
I would almost pay to see that family reunion
My neighbor is a great guy, his wife is a wonderful human being. His niece and nephew lived with him while finishing HS because the schools here are much better than Detroit, they were both very polite and well mannered. One day my neighbor comes over to warn me that he's having a family reunion at his house. I'm thinking "Uh, Ok?". I mean, how big a deal can this be.

As the SECOND charter bus pulled into our cul-de-sac I began to get the idea. His family tree must look more like a freaking bush.

Guru
05-24-2006, 10:50 PM
Probably should ask the Mom if your not sure
ROFL

This thread just took a turn for the worst.

Guru
05-24-2006, 10:52 PM
I was flipping AM radio stations this evening and overheard a lady talking about some baby-factory here in KC. Get this:

7 kids
5 fathers
4 of the fathers are in jail.

Now there be some quality family dynamics and s**t.

:shake:


Hell my wife told me about a mother she met. The woman had a daughter with some strange name, can't remember what it was, and said she came up with the name by using one letter from the name of each of the possible fathers. WTF?

burt
05-24-2006, 10:53 PM
meant to do this...

this button just made me think of you!!!!!!

Simplex3
05-24-2006, 10:56 PM
this button just made me think of you!!!!!!
Like this dumbass post is going to bring this thread back.

burt
05-24-2006, 11:01 PM
Like this dumbass post is going to bring this thread back.
ROFL ROFL

luv
05-25-2006, 12:49 AM
A friend of mine had a baby when she was 16. The father went on to impregnate 4 other women. 10 years later, after he gets out of jail, she gets back with him. They just had another baby in March. Two of his other daughters are also living with them now. This guy has had six tries, and they've all come out girls.

burt
05-25-2006, 12:51 AM
A friend of mine had a baby when she was 16. The father went on to impregnate 4 other women. 10 years later, after he gets out of jail, she gets back with him. They just had another baby in March. Two of his other daughters are also living with them now. This guy has had six tries, and they've all come out girls.


and?

chefsos
05-25-2006, 04:26 AM
and?
Hell, I don't know. But my dad always said it's easy to make girls, 'cause the pattern's right there in front of you.

Skip Towne
05-25-2006, 07:48 AM
My neighbor is a great guy, his wife is a wonderful human being. His niece and nephew lived with him while finishing HS because the schools here are much better than Detroit, they were both very polite and well mannered. One day my neighbor comes over to warn me that he's having a family reunion at his house. I'm thinking "Uh, Ok?". I mean, how big a deal can this be.

As the SECOND charter bus pulled into our cul-de-sac I began to get the idea. His family tree must look more like a freaking bush.
Iowanian has 163 cousins.