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Kerberos
05-25-2006, 11:35 AM
I know some of you have probably already seen this but I thought it was funny!

:)


Kansas City, MO (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Kansas

City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who

should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with

the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be

maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he

proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly

refused to live with her.




When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried

out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the

immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of

life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy

to propose who should have custody of him.




After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare

officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Royals,

whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

StcChief
05-25-2006, 11:38 AM
ROFL

greg63
05-25-2006, 11:38 AM
I know some of you have probably already seen this but I thought it was funny!

:)


Kansas City, MO (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Kansas

City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who

should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with

the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be

maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he

proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly

refused to live with her.




When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried

out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the

immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of

life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy

to propose who should have custody of him.




After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare

officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Royals,

whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

ROFLROFLROFL

Basileus777
05-25-2006, 11:47 AM
ROFL
Das ist sehr gut.

KCChiefsMan
05-25-2006, 02:24 PM
dont we hear this joke at least once per year about the royals?

ping2000
05-25-2006, 02:27 PM
So called joke is worse than the Royals.

Kerberos
05-25-2006, 07:52 PM
So called joke is worse than the Royals.

Is THAT even possible?

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