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jspchief
05-26-2006, 11:06 AM
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name :

a = Fantasia

b = Chesty

c = Starr

d = Diamond

e = Montana

f = Angel

g = Sugar

h = Mimi

i = Lola

j =Kitty

k = Roxie

l = Dallas

m = Princess

n = Heidi

o = Bambi

p = Bunny

q = Brandy

r = Sugar

s = Candy

t = Raquelle

u = Sapphire

v = Cinnamon

w = Blaze

x = Trixie

y = Isis

z = Jade


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name :


a = Leather

b = Dream

c = Sunny

d = Deep

e = Heaven

f = Tight

g = Shimmer

h = Velvet

i = Lusty

j = Harley

k = Passion

l = Dazzle

m = Dixon

n = Spank

o = Glitter

p = Razor

q = Meadow

r = Glitz

s = Sparkle

t = Sweet

u = Silver

v = Tickle

w = Cherry

x = Hard

y = Night

z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name :

a = hooter

b = horn

c = tower

d = fire

e = thighs

f = hips

g = side

h = jugs

i = shock

j = cocker

k = brook

l = tush

m = sizzle

n = ridge

o = kiss

p = bomb

q = cream

r = thong

s = heat

t = whip

u = cheeks

v = rock

w = hiney

x = button

y = lick

z = juice

I'm Angel Velvetshock :)

morphius
05-26-2006, 11:08 AM
Angel Leathertower

morphius
angel is not gonna be happy.

NY CHIEF
05-26-2006, 11:08 AM
Montana leather sizzle :hmmm:

ChiefFripp
05-26-2006, 11:09 AM
Angel Glitzshock

shakesthecat
05-26-2006, 11:09 AM
Roxy Leatherthong

Kclee
05-26-2006, 11:10 AM
Star Heaventhighs

KcMizzou
05-26-2006, 11:10 AM
Fantasia Glitterheat

Wow.

htismaqe
05-26-2006, 11:10 AM
Angel Leatherthong.

That's just wrong.

Rain Man
05-26-2006, 11:10 AM
Cinnamon Leathershock

I think I'd be scared of a stripper with that name.

jspchief
05-26-2006, 11:12 AM
Roxy LeatherthongThat sounds uncomfortable.

58-4ever
05-26-2006, 11:12 AM
Candy Dazzle-Cheeks. Sounds tasty.

Donger
05-26-2006, 11:13 AM
Sugar Leathertush.

*shudder*

SPchief
05-26-2006, 11:13 AM
Montana GlitterRidge

Kinda disturbing

shakesthecat
05-26-2006, 11:13 AM
That sounds uncomfortable.

I'm starting to chafe just thinking about it.

SLAG
05-26-2006, 11:14 AM
Sugar Silver thong..


btw this email is like 3 years old

jspchief
05-26-2006, 11:15 AM
Wow, there's a lot of leather in this joint.

Tatertot13
05-26-2006, 11:15 AM
Corporal Cocksmith

Donger
05-26-2006, 11:15 AM
btw this email is like 3 years old

Yeah, but in ChiefsPlanet time, that's like three hours.

JBucc
05-26-2006, 11:16 AM
Heidi Heaventhighs

Nzoner
05-26-2006, 11:18 AM
Montana Glitzhooter

Fish
05-26-2006, 11:19 AM
Raquelle Lustyheat......

I'm a whore........

Inspector
05-26-2006, 11:19 AM
Heidi Glittercheeks.

Thats amazing. That's my real name!!!

Buster's Dad
05-26-2006, 11:20 AM
sugar glitter-tush

jspchief
05-26-2006, 11:20 AM
btw this email is like 3 years old It's the off-season and this board is getting less action than you on Prom night.

Inspector
05-26-2006, 11:21 AM
It's the off-season and this board is getting less action than you on Prom night.
ROFL

DMAC
05-26-2006, 11:22 AM
Cinnamon Sugartower.

Lick me, I'm sweet and tall.

StcChief
05-26-2006, 11:22 AM
I guess I just went light brown and didn't know it....

Cinnamon Glitterhiney

penguinz
05-26-2006, 11:23 AM
Fantasia Glittercheeks

DMAC
05-26-2006, 11:26 AM
I want to meet a Kitty Ticklecocker

Otter
05-26-2006, 11:26 AM
Kitty Cherryshock

http://www.animatedgif.net/naughty/Girl55anim1.gif

kcwooskie
05-26-2006, 11:29 AM
suger Sparklejugs

luv
05-26-2006, 11:29 AM
Fantasia Spankfire

SNR
05-26-2006, 11:29 AM
Montana Sunnyjugs

:hmmm:

OnTheWarpath58
05-26-2006, 11:34 AM
Lola Glitterwhip.....

:shake:

InChiefsHell
05-26-2006, 11:39 AM
Star Dazzletower...

...I AM a sexy bitch!!

DMAC
05-26-2006, 11:39 AM
I already have a porn name, it's Johnny Goldenbraut.

OnTheWarpath58
05-26-2006, 11:41 AM
Not to hijack your thread, jspchief......

But isn't there a similar process to come up with your pron name?

Something like your middle name and the street you live on?

Just wonderin'

Bob Dole
05-26-2006, 11:41 AM
Bob Dole!

luv
05-26-2006, 11:43 AM
Bob Dole!
Bob Pole?

SLAG
05-26-2006, 11:44 AM
Bob Pole?

maybe

Bob Smokem Pole

4th and Long
05-26-2006, 11:45 AM
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1805/foxywalk7qq.gifStarr Glitterthonghttp://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1805/foxywalk7qq.gif

Predarat
05-26-2006, 11:48 AM
Sugar Leather

OnTheWarpath58
05-26-2006, 11:48 AM
No Bambi Velvetjugs yet?

greg63
05-26-2006, 11:49 AM
Montana Glitterthong

I always new 4th and I were related!

BucEyedPea
05-26-2006, 11:50 AM
Starr Glitterthong

What is it with you and names that always end in "—ong?"
ROFL

King_Chief_Fan
05-26-2006, 11:52 AM
Sugar Dazzle Tush?

I don't think I like that one

Rain Man
05-26-2006, 11:55 AM
I pity any guy with the last name of Oxjong.

4th and Long
05-26-2006, 11:56 AM
Montana Glitterthong

I always new 4th and I were related!
:thumb:

Ebolapox
05-26-2006, 11:56 AM
mine's just wrong in every f*cking way a name CAN be wrong

saphire lustytush

Dartgod
05-26-2006, 11:57 AM
Chesty Velvet Thighs

4th and Long
05-26-2006, 11:57 AM
What is it with you and names that always end in "—ong?"
ROFL
You're just jealous of my sexxxy ass. :p

dtebbe
05-26-2006, 12:00 PM
Sugar Heavenhorn

Sounds like strip club lingo for "piss break time"

DT

ChiefButthurt
05-26-2006, 12:08 PM
Princess Silverwhip

Sounds like a badass...you ****ers better watch it.

jspchief
05-26-2006, 12:10 PM
Sounds like strip club lingo for "piss break time"

DTIf you're in a strip club with all of us as strippers, the bathroom might be the last place you want to go.

ChiTown
05-26-2006, 12:12 PM
Barry McCockner

chagrin
05-26-2006, 12:12 PM
Princess Leather Thong

Clint in Wichita
05-26-2006, 12:46 PM
Lola Glitzcheeks?

KCChiefsMan
05-26-2006, 01:43 PM
Sapphire Lustytush??? thats just stupid

KCChiefsMan
05-26-2006, 01:45 PM
mine's just wrong in every f*cking way a name CAN be wrong

saphire lustytush

thats kind of crazy that we have the same one

Kclee
05-26-2006, 01:48 PM
thats kind of crazy that we have the same one

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt?

KCFalcon59
05-26-2006, 01:59 PM
Starr Lustysizzle

Rain Man
05-26-2006, 02:03 PM
thats kind of crazy that we have the same one


I dunno. You both seem like you'd be a Saphire Lustytush to me.

Katipan
05-26-2006, 02:16 PM
Sugar Leathertush.

Awesome.

jAZ
05-26-2006, 02:17 PM
Sugar Lustytush

FAX
05-26-2006, 02:19 PM
Will the real Sugar Lustytush please stand up?

FAX

Carlota69
05-26-2006, 02:29 PM
Sugar Glitter

Now to find the perfume that smells like cotton candy in an ashtray and I'm ready to hook it!

keg in kc
05-26-2006, 02:45 PM
Dallas Heavenshock.

StcChief
05-26-2006, 02:48 PM
Sugar Glitter

Now to find the perfume that smells like cotton candy in an ashtray and I'm ready to hook it!

What about step 3....for last name?

Mine's glitterhiney...

kc rush
05-26-2006, 02:50 PM
Sapphire Deep Hooter

Carlota69
05-26-2006, 02:59 PM
What about step 3....for last name?

Mine's glitterhiney...

Oops, didnt see the third part--

Sugar Glitter Ridge But I like the my name withour the Ridge part--I could probably make more $$$ just as Sugar Glitter. :p

Basileus777
05-26-2006, 03:03 PM
Candy Heavenshock

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 03:13 PM
Kitty SpankHooter :spank:

R&GHomer
05-26-2006, 03:15 PM
Sapphire Leatherbomb :spock:

chiefsfaninNC
05-26-2006, 03:18 PM
Cinnamon LeatherTush

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 03:34 PM
Cinnamon LeatherTush



:whip:

Thig Lyfe
05-26-2006, 03:42 PM
Montana Lustytower

arrowhead20
05-26-2006, 03:44 PM
sugar leatherthong

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-26-2006, 03:45 PM
Sugar Leatherjugs. That's a complete contradiction.

Jilly
05-26-2006, 03:48 PM
Dallas Sweethooter

NJ Chief Fan
05-26-2006, 03:49 PM
fantasia leather whip and ill be charging $250 for a lap dance PAY UP BITCHES

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 03:50 PM
Dallas Sweethooter


Damn you beat me to that username.

Bwana
05-26-2006, 03:53 PM
Montana Lusty Cocker.....sounds about right.

Jilly
05-26-2006, 03:54 PM
Damn you beat me to that username.

It's because I have breasts, exquisite breasts.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 03:56 PM
It's because I have breasts, exquisite breasts.

well, you deserved it then. :clap:

chiefsfaninNC
05-26-2006, 04:06 PM
:whip:


ROFL

I thought the same thing. I think I will stick with the nick name Leatherneck.

ExtremeChief
05-26-2006, 04:07 PM
Montana Leatherridge

ArrowheadHawk
05-26-2006, 04:09 PM
angel sunny cheeks

ROFL

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 04:12 PM
ROFL

I thought the same thing. I think I will stick with the nick name Leatherneck.

I agree. Mines Kitty Spankhooter so......yeah.

RedNFeisty
05-26-2006, 04:16 PM
ROFL
Hiedi GlitterCheeks

Adept Havelock
05-26-2006, 04:19 PM
Heidi Glitterridge.

Thanks anyway, but I'll stick with Adept Havelock.

RINGLEADER
05-26-2006, 04:34 PM
Montana Leatherthong

CosmicPal
05-26-2006, 04:37 PM
Heidi Leatherhips

Braincase
05-26-2006, 04:38 PM
Chesty Heavenshock

Fried Meat Ball!
05-26-2006, 05:37 PM
Princess Glitter.

bogie
05-26-2006, 05:44 PM
Angel Lustysizzle

Sorry, you can't touch me there.

CHIEF4EVER
05-26-2006, 05:46 PM
Chesty Velvethooter

penchief
05-26-2006, 05:57 PM
How do you make an umlaut? I could spell my stripper name but it wouldn't mean or sound the same without the umlaut.

milkman
05-26-2006, 07:36 PM
WTH kinda name is Mimi Velvet-Shock?

jspchief
05-26-2006, 08:15 PM
WTH kinda name is Mimi Velvet-Shock?A stripper name.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 08:18 PM
Candy Night-Thighs.

tommykat
05-26-2006, 08:36 PM
Raquelle Velvet Kiss......

whoaaaaaa......:D

Adept Havelock
05-26-2006, 08:44 PM
How do you make an umlaut? I could spell my stripper name but it wouldn't mean or sound the same without the umlaut.

To make an umlaut, first you get some eggs, peppers, ham, and mushrooms...

ENDelt260
05-27-2006, 02:20 PM
Since when do strippers have last names?

penchief
05-27-2006, 02:53 PM
To make an umlaut, first you get some eggs, peppers, ham, and mushrooms...

I've been waiting almost 24 hours for someone to come back with that. :thumb:

We must have similar senses of humor.

Gonzo
05-27-2006, 03:05 PM
Star Heavenhooter

J Diddy
05-27-2006, 03:47 PM
kitty glitzthighs

hmm,

must be a german stripper

banyon
05-27-2006, 03:49 PM
Jeremy Affeldt would be Sugar Tighthips.

With his pitching performance today, he should make this name change official.

Moooo
05-27-2006, 03:50 PM
Candy Dazzleshock? I must be one vulgar one!

Moooo

J Diddy
05-27-2006, 03:55 PM
Jeremy Affeldt would be Sugar Tighthips.

With his pitching performance today, he should make this name change official.

Trying to highjack a stripper name thread with crappy baseball, eh?

J Diddy
05-27-2006, 03:56 PM
Trying to highjack a stripper name thread with crappy baseball, eh?

Ona related note the royals would be roxie glitterjuice

banyon
05-27-2006, 03:57 PM
Trying to highjack a stripper name thread with crappy baseball, eh?

Not a hijack.

But if they renamed all of the Royals this way, maybe the games would be more watchable...or not.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-27-2006, 03:57 PM
Lola Silverthong

J Diddy
05-27-2006, 03:58 PM
Lola Silverthong


from this day forward you shall be named lola by me