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AZORChiefFan
05-26-2006, 12:59 PM
According to this email I won the British Lottery. In a couple weeks I will be rich!!!!! Just hope they don't do anything with my bank acct info or my SS#. This is truly the happiest day of my life!!.

jspchief
05-26-2006, 01:02 PM
You lucky sonuvabitch.

Ebolapox
05-26-2006, 01:02 PM
man, call me when a grandfather of yours inherited 10 million dollars US from a kenyan power broker... and the power broker will give the money to you if you assist him in moving it to the US... until then, you're just a LOOSER

greg63
05-26-2006, 01:03 PM
Can I have a grant?

AZORChiefFan
05-26-2006, 01:04 PM
I shall take care of all the planeteers once I get my winnings!

greg63
05-26-2006, 01:04 PM
man, call me when a grandfather of yours inherited 10 million dollars US from a kenyan power broker... and the power broker will give the money to you if you assist him in moving it to the US... until then, you're just a LOOSER

ROFL

greg63
05-26-2006, 01:05 PM
I shall take care of all the planeteers once I get my winnings!

:thumb:

StcChief
05-26-2006, 01:05 PM
According to this email I won the British Lottery. In a couple weeks I will be rich!!!!! Just hope they don't do anything with my bank acct info or my SS#. This is truly the happiest day of my life!!.
that Lottery...the one you did NOT enter?

AZORChiefFan
05-26-2006, 01:09 PM
that Lottery...the one you did NOT enter?

"Your email account was picked as a winner of 1,000000 MILLION POUNDS STERLING" My email acct was entered without my knowledge!

Donger
05-26-2006, 01:10 PM
Don't be too exicted: the prize is probably just a complimentary teeth-straightening.

KCTitus
05-26-2006, 01:15 PM
Awesome! Im going to get 25% of 10,000,000 for helping the Prince of Zambia move some money in the US from his recently deceased father's accounts!

We're both rich!

KcMizzou
05-26-2006, 01:20 PM
I'll bet you didn't even know you'd entered.

fan4ever
05-26-2006, 01:24 PM
I shall take care of all the planeteers once I get my winnings!

Cool! I'm going out and getting a Hummer (the vehicle). Is it OK to get the GPS package?

sedated
05-26-2006, 01:26 PM
Cool! I'm going out and getting a Hummer (the vehicle). Is it OK to get the GPS package?


I'll take a Hummer too (not the vehicle)

AZORChiefFan
05-26-2006, 01:28 PM
Cool! I'm going out and getting a Hummer (the vehicle). Is it OK to get the GPS package?
Just 1? I am gonna get 7 one for each day of the week. Then I am gonna get a 40ft boat to tow around town.

SPchief
05-26-2006, 01:33 PM
I'll take a Hummer too (not the vehicle)


Gochiefs is alwas looking to earn a little extra money.


Atleast thats what Phobia tells me.

CanadianChief
05-26-2006, 01:34 PM
Could you fork over Ty Laws signing bonus for this year as well?

Ari Chi3fs
05-26-2006, 01:36 PM
sweet.

I hope you used the numbers

4 8 15 16 23 42 they are really lucky, I hear.

sedated
05-26-2006, 01:37 PM
Gochiefs is alwas looking to earn a little extra money.


Atleast thats what Phobia tells me.


:hmmm:

he does have breasts and no sign of facial hair

KCChiefsMan
05-26-2006, 02:47 PM
I had about 5 nigerians email me telling me that they need to transport millions of dollars and just need an american person with a bank account and then I get to keep a good percentage!!!!

BucEyedPea
05-26-2006, 02:48 PM
According to this email I won the British Lottery. In a couple weeks I will be rich!!!!! Just hope they don't do anything with my bank acct info or my SS#. This is truly the happiest day of my life!!.

I got the same email.
Guess we're gonna have to split it.

chagrin
05-26-2006, 02:50 PM
Don't be too exicted: the prize is probably just a complimentary teeth-straightening.

Or maybe a leg washing

JakeT
05-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Don't waste any time hurry up and tell your boss to F*** off and start buying things now using your credit cards.

Hydrae
05-26-2006, 05:23 PM
"Your email account was picked as a winner of 1,000000 MILLION POUNDS STERLING" My email acct was entered without my knowledge!


Now wait, you are selling yourself short here. You are not a millionaire, you are a TRILLIONAIRE! You have won a million, million pounds! And that is way better than the same number of yen. :D

Braincase
05-26-2006, 05:26 PM
Screw all you assclowns. Bruce A. Berman, Entrepreneur of the Year nominee is showing me how to make 5, 10, 15 thousand dollars a month from my own home.

Skip Towne
05-26-2006, 05:43 PM
I won $10,000 in the Polish lottery. I get $10 per year for a thousand years.

OldTownChief
05-26-2006, 06:02 PM
I won $10,000 in the Polish lottery. I get $10 per year for a thousand years.

So you've received about half so far? :p

KcMizzou
05-26-2006, 06:10 PM
Screw all you assclowns. Bruce A. Berman, Entrepreneur of the Year nominee is showing me how to make 5, 10, 15 thousand dollars a month from my own home.Pfft... all the smart people "Ask Lesko".


http://www.blacktable.com/images/0509pics/lesko/leskobig.jpg

tommykat
05-26-2006, 08:28 PM
Enjoy, been getting them from all different countries lately. What's up with this? :rolleyes:

sedated
05-26-2006, 08:46 PM
I won $10,000 in the Polish lottery. I get $10 per year for a thousand years.

I elected the $1 for 10,000 years option.


easier on my taxes

ChiefsFire
05-26-2006, 08:52 PM
:hmmm:

he does have breasts and no sign of facial hair
i hear hes got a soft purdy mouth

sd4chiefs
05-27-2006, 10:16 AM
We have another winner! Me! PBJ


RE: 10 Years Anniversary Awards!

You are a winner,

We are celebrating our tenth anniversary this year and to mark this special occasion we are launching our first international program, The 10 Years Anniversary Awards! To celebrate Scoop Lotto is giving ten people from all over the world the chance to win Ten million Dollars. We intend to raffle out ten million dollars this year with our 10 Years Anniversary Awards program. We are running a program where instead of bought tickets and numbers in the ballots we have email addresses.

From the results of the 10 Years Anniversary Awards draw that took place on the 27th of May 2006. Your E-mail address has come up as one of the winners; you have therefore won the sum of One Million United States Dollars (US $1,000,000, 00). This is from a total cash prize of Ten Million United States Dollars (USD$10,000,000.00) shared amongst Ten Lucky Winners in the Category A+.

WITH THIS WE SAY CONGRATULATION$.

rad
05-27-2006, 12:13 PM
According to this email I won the British Lottery. In a couple weeks I will be rich!!!!! Just hope they don't do anything with my bank acct info or my SS#. This is truly the happiest day of my life!!.

Yes, congratulations!!
I just happen to work for the British Lottery Office in Paris. Just send me your SS#, account # and PIN and I'll fast-track your claim......




























:D

greg63
05-27-2006, 12:33 PM
I won $10,000 in the Polish lottery. I get $10 per year for a thousand years.
ROFLROFL
...Didn't opt for the slower $5.00 per year for the next two thousand years huh?

hypersensitiveZO6
05-27-2006, 12:38 PM
I shall take care of all the planeteers once I get my winnings!

Add me to the list. :grovel:

NJ Chief Fan
05-27-2006, 12:38 PM
hey uncle azchieffan can you give me one trillion dollars :)

Calcountry
05-27-2006, 12:42 PM
Awesome! Im going to get 25% of 10,000,000 for helping the Prince of Zambia move some money in the US from his recently deceased father's accounts!

We're both rich!Hey, I got that email too. I thought I was special enough that he could trust me.

StcChief
05-27-2006, 03:22 PM
"Your email account was picked as a winner of 1,000000 MILLION POUNDS STERLING" My email acct was entered without my knowledge!

Got the same message two years ago....BS

KrazyKorean4
05-27-2006, 04:11 PM
In the time I've been on the compuer, I've won a Playstation 3 and a Kawasaki Motorcycle.

Calcountry
05-27-2006, 04:44 PM
I won a rock.

Skip Towne
05-27-2006, 04:57 PM
I won a rock.
I won a clevis hitch.

Calcountry
05-27-2006, 05:40 PM
I won a clevis hitch.I got 3 pieces of candy

Calcountry
05-27-2006, 05:41 PM
I won a clevis hitch.woot woot what are you gonna do with it, tell me, tell me huh, tell me.

KChiefs1
05-28-2006, 02:50 PM
Sachsen Lotto-GmbH
Central Office
Management and Central Services:
Sachsen-Strasse 52,DE-13370 Postdam
Germany.
Reference Number: SL/06-GmbH/4009
Batch: SL/06- GmbH/3434
Congratulations!!!
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Sachsen Lotto-GmbH Program.

Sachsen Lotto-GmbH draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer ballot search from the internet as part of our international promotions program which we conduct every year.No tickets were sold.
After this automated computer ballot,your e-mail address attached to serial number 25-6565 drew the lucky numbers 6-13-18-24-33-39 which consequently emerged you as one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of 1,000,000.00 (One Million EURO) in cash credited to file SL/06-GmbH/4009. This is from a total cash prize of 50 Million Euro shared amongst the first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for Sachsen Lotto-GmbH. The estimated 50 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in Europe history. The biggest was the 363 million jackpot that went to two winners in a Febuary 2000 drawing of The Big Game Mega Millions' predecessor.

Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank with a hardcover insurance. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by the general public.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in London. In view of this, your 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euro) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Europe. Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him.

To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent assigned to you:

Mr.Gray Armstrong
Sachsen Lotto-GmbH
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44-703-184-8799
Fax: +44-870-068-5113
E-mail: infodept_sachsenlotto@yahoo.de (infodept_sachsenlotto@yahoo.de)Your claims agent will assist you in the processing and remittance of your prize funds into your designated bank account.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than One month. After this date all funds will be returned to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please endeavor to quote your Reference Number:SL/06-GmbH/4009 and Batch numbers:SL/06-GmbH/3434 in every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thanks for being part of our promotions program.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Julia Flo
Promotions Manager.
Sachsen Lotto-GmbH.