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Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 04:18 PM
The strategy is that straight chicks that hang out at gay bars have all these men around that they can't have, so they'll settle for almost anything. There is almost zero competition.

chiefsfaninNC
05-26-2006, 04:20 PM
Come on. Is this really why you frequent gay bars?

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 04:20 PM
interesting stategy, I've never been to gay bar though.

Donger
05-26-2006, 04:22 PM
Most women that hang out with gay men do so BECAUSE they don't want to be around guys trying to get in their pants.

Jeezus.

AZORChiefFan
05-26-2006, 04:35 PM
I would be afraid to, mainly because she might have a bigger 'unit' than I.

Taco John
05-26-2006, 04:35 PM
This is what you call a 'low probability' strategy. It's high on theory and originality. But in practice, I'd be willing to bet that it's got a near zero percent execution rate. And that's without mentioning the pitfalls that exist on successful execution. Way too risky.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 04:37 PM
This is what you call a 'low probability' strategy. It's high on theory and originality. But in practice, I'd be willing to bet that it's got a near zero percent execution rate. And that's without mentioning the pitfalls that exist on successful execution. Way too risky.

No kidding.

I wouldn't chance it...no way. What if someone you know is in there and they see you in a gay bar. You're screwed.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-26-2006, 04:39 PM
The strategy is that straight chicks that hang out at gay bars have all these men around that they can't have, so they'll settle for almost anything. There is almost zero competition.

This is about as intelligent as crashing a UFC convention looking for someone to fight when you are shitfaced. Your best case scenario is that the chick is going to be bi, which isn't a bad scenario at all. But almost all the time they are there because they want to bitch about men, not bone them. If you really want to get it good with a lot of chicks, become an English major. It's about 75-80% girls and they generally think you are sensitive as an automatic byproduct of your being in said program.

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 04:39 PM
What if someone you know is in there and they see you in a gay bar. You're screwed.

If you're so mentally weak that you can't handle being seen by someone you know in a gay bar...you're screwed anyway.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-26-2006, 04:39 PM
I would be afraid to, mainly because she might have a bigger 'unit' than I.


:nosmilie::nosmilie:
PBJ

blueballs
05-26-2006, 04:44 PM
try a regular bar
without the stormtrooper
outfit first

ps this thread
made your mothr cry

Scorp
05-26-2006, 04:49 PM
If you're so mentally weak that you can't handle being seen by someone you know in a gay bar...you're screwed anyway.


You want to end up like VITO? No thank you.

ArrowheadHawk
05-26-2006, 05:04 PM
so gochiefs likes gay bars

BucEyedPea
05-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Most women that hang out with gay men do so BECAUSE they don't want to be around guys trying to get in their pants.

Jeezus.

That exactly right.

Men hate to hear "Let's just be friends."
It's a rejection of their sexuality.

I've hung in gay bars and I was not there to meet straight men.
It was more a curiosity to me.
Great dancers but a lot of things I wouldn't want to see again.

Yet..gay men make a female a great friend.

ChiefsFire
05-26-2006, 05:09 PM
That exactly right.

Men hate to hear "Let's just be friends."
It's a rejection of their sexuality.

I've hung in gay bars and I was not there to meet straight men.
It was more a curiosity to me.
Great dancers but a lot of things I wouldn't want to see again.

Yet..gay men make a female a great friend.
hey you can still be a friend with "benefits"

Tribal Warfare
05-26-2006, 05:12 PM
If you really want to get it good with a lot of chicks, become an English major. It's about 75-80% girls and they generally think you are sensitive as an automatic byproduct of your being in said program.


I'm not an English major, but all chicks who first meet me think I'm either a poet or in a rock band.

RedNFeisty
05-26-2006, 05:12 PM
Duh, women go to gay bars for the dance music and knowing they don't have to fight off men all night. We use to do it all the time.

I did have a guy hit on me in a gay bar once, "I'm not in drag!" "I know!" moron.

RedNFeisty
05-26-2006, 05:14 PM
If you really want to get it good with a lot of chicks, become an English major. It's about 75-80% girls and they generally think you are sensitive as an automatic byproduct of your being in said program.


And/Or a pussy.

chiefsfaninNC
05-26-2006, 05:23 PM
And/Or a pussy.


I vote pussy. You should make a poll.

Braincase
05-26-2006, 05:23 PM
And/Or a pussy.


This is where I would play the "You are what you eat" card.

BucEyedPea
05-26-2006, 05:23 PM
hey you can still be a friend with "benefits"

Not what I meant.

Oh and....Your sig makes your ass look big.
ROFL

Boozer
05-26-2006, 05:29 PM
This is where I would play the "You are what you eat" card.

So that's why Hamas is a dick.

CosmicPal
05-26-2006, 05:32 PM
That so-called "strategy" was developed by heterosexual males who aren't man enough to pick up women in straight bars.

Ari Chi3fs
05-26-2006, 05:34 PM
GoChiefs hits another one out of the park. Good job, dumbass.

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/t/top10tvdads/kurtwood_2002.jpg

ENDelt260
05-26-2006, 05:43 PM
Your explanation is a little off, gochiefs... but, there is pussy to be had in gay bars. Someday have DenverChief sit you down and explain the psychology of f*g hags to ya.

ArrowheadHawk
05-26-2006, 05:58 PM
GoChiefs hits another one out of the park. Good job, dumbass.

well said

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 06:19 PM
Your explanation is a little off, gochiefs... but, there is pussy to be had in gay bars.

Vindication.

Rain Man
05-26-2006, 06:22 PM
Uh, gochiefs? Those aren't chicks.

AZORChiefFan
05-26-2006, 06:23 PM
Your explanation is a little off, gochiefs... but, there is pussy to be had in gay bars. Someday have DenverChief sit you down and explain the psychology of f*g hags to ya.
My old roommate referred to his female freinds as 'Fruit Flys'

DaKCMan AP
05-26-2006, 06:30 PM
No, but on my 20th birthday I was working someplace away from home during the summer and it was my first weekend in the new city. I went out with a few other out of town interns that I had just met and one place we went was a lesbian bar. I was hit on by a mid-30s to early-40s lesbian who was with her (I presume) girlfriend. She looked good for her age (I guess), but not my type.

PunkinDrublic
05-26-2006, 06:38 PM
I think GoChiefs is afraid to admit he unknowingly took home a tranny and is trying to cover it up with this thread. GoChiefs probably didn't figure it out until the tranny came in his hand.

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 06:41 PM
I think GoChiefs is afraid to admit he unknowingly took home a tranny and is trying to cover it up with this thread. GoChiefs probably didn't figure it out until the tranny came in his hand.

That reminds me of the tucker max story...anyone got a link?

ENDelt260
05-26-2006, 06:50 PM
A Tucker Max story about a tranny coming in his hand? I must've missed that one.

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 06:50 PM
This isn't it...but this is funny as hell!

2am comes and we head out into the street. Everyone is pouring out from all the different bars, and I see this hot girl staring at me. Jus ****ing around, I motion for her to come over. She does. Then she starts talking to me like she knows me. Fine with me, whatever makes her want to ****.

Not even two minutes later I suggest she get into a cab with me, she agrees and as we are waving one down, three of her friends rush over and pull her away from me, castigating her for almost leaving with me.

I just ignore them. It's never good style to sweat pussy. Nothing smells worse to a woman than desperation.

I pretend like everything is fine, and then look over about three minutes later, and no surprise--she is staring at me again. I smile, she smiles, and I motion for her to come back. She walks right over.

But once again, her friends follow her over and try to get her away from. Ryan tries to intervene like a wingman should, but there was nothing he could do. It was like one man trying to block the entire Baltimore Ravens defensive line--he didn't have a chance. The girls swarmed around him and attacked me.

The girl hugged on my arm while her friends pulled on her and yelled at her to get away from me. I half-heartedly tried to make fun of them, "Shouldn't you worry more about your expanding waistline then her sex life?," but they eventually pried her away from me. They had to force her hands off of me, she was holding on that tight, but they did get he away.

They carry her--literally pick her up and carry her--to another taxi and push her in. Ryan and I are laughing at this scene, but I'm kinda pissed about losing such an easy thing. They push her into the back seat of a taxi, and then pile in after her. Then we witness one of the most miraculous things I've ever seen:

She climbs across the back seat, opens the other side door, and steps out. Her friend who got into the cab after her lunges across the seat at her, grabs ahold of her shirt, but the girl pulled her shirt, broke free, and SPRINTS over to me.

I am in shock. The scene looks like a Benny Hill skit. I have never seen any girl want to me this badly. I couldn’t have thrown a boomerang and had it come back to me any faster.

I immediately grab her, hop into a cab and pull off, and laugh at her friends who are running after the cab screaming and trying to wave it down.

We had lots of drunk sex, it was great, and the girl left in the morning.

Tucker--1
Cock-blocking bitches--0

ENDelt260
05-26-2006, 06:51 PM
Or maybe it reminds you of this one

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_most_disturbing_conversation_ever.phtml#578

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 06:54 PM
That's it....

At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER:

Him "I bet you've already slept with a man."
Tucker "Alright, come on man--I invented Tucker Max Drunk, but not even Tucker Max Drunk makes you switch teams."
Him "How many women have you been with?"
Tucker "I don't know, about [number]."
Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've ****ed a man."
Tucker [Getting obviously frustrated] "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."

It took three seconds for the full meaning and significance of that statement to filter through my drunken brain. Then came the first stage of loss: Denial.

Tucker "What? Get the **** out of here. I've never ****ed one of those."
Him "You wouldn't know."
Tucker "Man, give me some credit."
Him "Have you ever slept with a woman who told you she couldn't naturally lubricate, that she had to use KY?"

Oh no.

Tucker "Well...yeah...two, actually."
Him "Uh-huh."
Tucker "No. No way. Stacey was one, I went to college with her, she was definitely a woman. Everything about her was woman. And she was like 17 when we ****ed. You can't be post-op that young."
Him "Probably not. What about the other one?"

Please no…

Tucker "Uhhh, I met her in Miami..."
Him "What did she do?"
Tucker "She was a stripper."
Him "Did she have fake tits?"
Tucker "Yes."

This isn’t happening. He is ****ing with me.

Tucker "No, man, she was not a ****ing man. She didn't have an Adams apple."
Him "That is a two hour outpatient surgery. Easily done. Cheap too."
Tucker "But it was...she had a pussy. IT FELT LIKE A PUSSY."
Him "Surgery is amazing these days. She probably even had a clit.�?

WHAT THE ****??

Tucker "But she was soft. Her skin I mean. She felt like a girl."
Him "You're smart. You know what large amounts of estrogen do to the male body, don't you?"
Tucker “But what about her voice? She didn’t sound like those absurd trannies on Springer.�?
Him “Estrogen. And maybe even vocal chord surgery. It would make sense if she has a lucrative stripping or escorting gig to protect.�?

I just stood there, too shocked to move, trying to recall every detail about her to refute his argument.

Tucker “Wait, wait, wait…�?
Him “She gave great head, didn’t she?�?
Tucker “She was a stripper! They give head for a living!�?

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.

Him "Was she tall? Taller than you?�?
Tucker "Yeah, but I’ve dated lots of girls who were taller than me.�?
Him "But I bet none of them had hands as big as hers."

I AM GOING TO VOMIT.

Him "Did you have anal sex with her?"
Tucker "Yeah."
Him "You ever had anal sex with other girls?"
Tucker "Yeah."
Him "Felt a little different with her, didn't it?"

Oh dear merciful Jesus.

He was right. I distinctly remember that.

Tucker "**** THIS!! NO ****ING WAY THAT I ****ED A MAN!!"
Him "I think you did."
Tucker "SHUT UP SHUT UP--I CAN'T BE HEARING THIS!!!"
Him "Don't feel bad, this happens to lots of guys. You'd be shocked."
Tucker "OH MOTHER****!! NO WAY. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING I AM NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!! WHAT IN DEAR GOD IS HAPPENING??? I DID NOT **** A FAKE WOMAN!"

I was in SHOCK. I could not sleep or function for the next two days, as I went over every detail I could remember about this "girl." I am still undecided about her. Yes, he made good points, but everything about her I recall as being feminine. The way she smelled, her touch, her appearance, everything. And it was a nice strip club where I met her, Rachel's in West Palm Beach. Don't they check for these things?

He went on to explain that some post-op transsexuals will go to the bathroom before sex, and put the KY in without even telling the guy. Others don't even have fake breasts, because the elevated estrogen levels can give them B cups. He said she might not have been the only one. My brain was completely fried after that conversation. I still don't know what to think.

Gentlemen, all I can say is don't spend too much time cataloging your ex-hook-ups because it will drive you nuts. Just pretend you never read this and move on. You wish you had heeded that warning now, don't you?

morphius
05-26-2006, 06:57 PM
Most of the time the straight girls I knew fit into the, go to the gay bar to not be hit on catagory. I'm sure there some that fit into End's group, but they are very far and few between.

JohnnyV13
05-26-2006, 06:59 PM
Duh, women go to gay bars for the dance music and knowing they don't have to fight off men all night. We use to do it all the time.

I did have a guy hit on me in a gay bar once, "I'm not in drag!" "I know!" moron.

Hey, I actually DID pick up a girl in a gay bar once. There were, however, some extenuating circumstances. Basically it was in a college town where only the gay bar and the yuppie bar were the only places that stayed open past 1 am (for dancing only). The gay bar played much better music, hence had much hotter women, hence I have actually been to a gay bar.

ENDelt260
05-26-2006, 07:00 PM
Tucker “She was a stripper! They give head for a living!�?

Hahahahahaha

And it was a nice strip club where I met her, Rachel's in West Palm Beach. Don't they check for these things?

The name Babes might not mean a lot to many of you, but it's a pretty nice strip club close to my home. (If you read enough sports columnists, you'll occassionally see them mention it when they talk about Spring Training.)

Anyway... Babes had a "girl" dancing there that wasn't a girl at all. I'm not sure how long "she" lasted... but, my God that sounds like a recipe for unpleasantness.

ENDelt260
05-26-2006, 07:01 PM
I'm sure there some that fit into End's group, but they are very far and few between.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not be calling them *my* group, alright? I've never preyed on any f*g hags. I'm just saying they're out there.

Additonally, I'd wager they're considerably less rare than you might think.

JohnnyV13
05-26-2006, 07:04 PM
Duh, women go to gay bars for the dance music and knowing they don't have to fight off men all night. We use to do it all the time.

I did have a guy hit on me in a gay bar once, "I'm not in drag!" "I know!" moron.

<----I've been trying to pick up Red for awhile..hmmm....no wonder she's been frequenting gay bars

morphius
05-26-2006, 07:05 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not be calling them *my* group, alright? I've never preyed on any f*g hags. I'm just saying they're out there.

Additonally, I'd wager they're considerably less rare than you might think.
I just didn't want to use the F word, LOL!

My expierence was Omaha, other places may be a lot different.

alanm
05-26-2006, 07:08 PM
The strategy is that straight chicks that hang out at gay bars have all these men around that they can't have, so they'll settle for almost anything. There is almost zero competition.
Is this your stratedgy now? Because if it is it's f*cked up. ROFL

CoMoChief
05-26-2006, 07:15 PM
Well, with all of the experience I have with going to gay bars I must say tha.............hey wait a minute that was a trick question wasn't it?!?!? AHHH SHIT!!!!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
05-26-2006, 07:22 PM
here is two of the most famous internet smartasses in one place.

TuckerMax and Maddox.

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/tuckermaddox.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 07:25 PM
That is beautiful.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 08:47 PM
If you're so mentally weak that you can't handle being seen by someone you know in a gay bar...you're screwed anyway.


Not really...

A guy I know that is in my brothers class went into a gay bar two years ago and was caught by an actual gay man that was in their class. This guy still gets made fun of today about it.

Sorry....I'm straight and couldn't handle being around a bunch of homosexual men all up on each other.

ChiefsFire
05-26-2006, 08:50 PM
Not really...

A guy I know that is in my brothers class went into a gay bar two years ago and was caught by an actual gay man that was in their class. This guy still gets made fun of today about it.

Sorry....I'm straight and couldn't handle being around a bunch of homosexual men all up on each other.
why?

ya scared ones gonna try to pokeya in the pooper?

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 08:59 PM
why?

ya scared ones gonna try to pokeya in the pooper?


Nah..I have no problem with gays at all as long as they aren't doing anything sexual in front of me.

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 09:03 PM
Not really...

A guy I know that is in my brothers class went into a gay bar two years ago and was caught by an actual gay man that was in their class. This guy still gets made fun of today about it.


Exactly. If he can't handle that, he's mentally weak.

morphius
05-26-2006, 09:06 PM
Not really...

A guy I know that is in my brothers class went into a gay bar two years ago and was caught by an actual gay man that was in their class. This guy still gets made fun of today about it.

Sorry....I'm straight and couldn't handle being around a bunch of homosexual men all up on each other.
Eh, the one I went to there were a few other straight guys, and enough women to keep it interesting. Of course I was with 2 or more girls everytime I went, my best friend was a lesbian. At the time it was the best dance club in the city, and nobody ever hit on me, or if they did I blocked it out of my memory.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Exactly. If he can't handle that, he's mentally weak.


Dude, don't tell me you wouldn't get tired of hearing people saying you are a homo? After awhile you would just say screw it and go sleep with a chick to prove everyone wrong (something I'm pretty sure he hasn't done).

Also...you live in your parents basement and you are 21 yrs old and a virgin. If someone saw you in a gay bar and knew you...wouldn't they think to themselves "I knew it all along about gochiefs, he finally came out of the closet". Tell me you wouldn't get tired of hearing it....so why risk the chance by going into a gay bar to pick up straight chicks?

Count Alex's Losses
05-26-2006, 09:10 PM
Dude, don't tell me you wouldn't get tired of hearing people saying you are a homo? After awhile you would just say screw it and go sleep with a chick to prove everyone wrong (something I'm pretty sure he hasn't done).

Also...you live in your parents basement and you are 21 yrs old and a virgin. If someone saw you in a gay bar and knew you...wouldn't they think to themselves "I knew it all along about gochiefs, he finally came out of the closet". Tell me you wouldn't get tired of hearing it....so why risk the chance by going into a gay bar to pick up straight chicks?

Because I don't really give a shit about that sort of thing. Life is too short to worry about what other people think about you. If you can't take a little smack, you are a pussy. I used to be incredibly sensitive about stuff like that...not so much anymore.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 09:10 PM
Eh, the one I went to there were a few other straight guys, and enough women to keep it interesting. Of course I was with 2 or more girls everytime I went, my best friend was a lesbian. At the time it was the best dance club in the city, and nobody ever hit on me, or if they did I blocked it out of my memory.


It's different when you roll with a couple girls everytime you go, that can vouch for you and say you are straight.

Of course if it is the best dance club around the opportunity for more straight people is going to be higher...so sure why not? As long as my situation is the same as yours.

morphius
05-26-2006, 09:11 PM
Dude, don't tell me you wouldn't get tired of hearing people saying you are a homo? After awhile you would just say screw it and go sleep with a chick to prove everyone wrong (something I'm pretty sure he hasn't done).

Also...you live in your parents basement and you are 21 yrs old and a virgin. If someone saw you in a gay bar and knew you...wouldn't they think to themselves "I knew it all along about gochiefs, he finally came out of the closet". Tell me you wouldn't get tired of hearing it....so why risk the chance by going into a gay bar to pick up straight chicks?
Eh, wouldn't it be easier to turn around and say, "Why do you keep asking me out? No means NO!".

Have to have a sense of humor about it, seriously it wouldn't bother me cause I know better.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 09:13 PM
Because I don't really give a shit about that sort of thing. Life is too short to worry about what other people think about you. If you can't take a little smack, you are a pussy. I used to be incredibly sensitive about stuff like that...not so much anymore.


I agree...I personally wouldn't go in one unless it was a situation like Morphius stated. I never go to a bar alone anyways, so I would go to one with a bunch of people like any other bar that I go to.

morphius
05-26-2006, 09:14 PM
It's different when you roll with a couple girls everytime you go, that can vouch for you and say you are straight.

Of course if it is the best dance club around the opportunity for more straight people is going to be higher...so sure why not? As long as my situation is the same as yours.
I was actually less comfortable in the lesbian bar, that was kind of a scary place, LOL!

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 09:15 PM
Eh, wouldn't it be easier to turn around and say, "Why do you keep asking me out? No means NO!".

Have to have a sense of humor about it, seriously it wouldn't bother me cause I know better.


I think it would be easier to turn around and threaten them if they asked you again. I'm sure gay people can tell if someone is gay or not? Atleast the one guy I knew could spot a gay man pretty easily (sp?)

morphius
05-26-2006, 09:16 PM
I think it would be easier to turn around and threaten them if they asked you again. I'm sure gay people can tell if someone is gay or not? Atleast the one guy I knew could spot a gay man pretty easily (sp?)
Actually I was talking about the guy who was being picked on.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 09:16 PM
I was actually less comfortable in the lesbian bar, that was kind of a scary place, LOL!


How was it scary may I ask? Too many manly lesbians?

Kind of like Gina off of 40 Year Old Virgin?

sedated
05-26-2006, 09:23 PM
I was actually less comfortable in the lesbian bar, that was kind of a scary place, LOL!


hey, baby. ever been penetrated?

jspchief
05-26-2006, 09:28 PM
I've picked up a chick in a gay bar. Maybe more than one.
Des Moines has a gay bar called The Garden that was a really hot dance club on weekends. I've taken a girl home from there.

Can't say if it was any easier. Normally if a girl is willing to go home with you, outside factors don't matter much.

Dunit35
05-26-2006, 09:29 PM
I've picked up a chick in a gay bar. Maybe more than one.
Des Moines has a gay bar called The Garden that was a really hot dance club on weekends. I've taken a girl home from there.

Can't say if it was any easier. Normally if a girl is willing to go home with you, outside factors don't matter much.


Yeah what he said. It pretty much doesn't matter where you are if you can smooth talk a lady.

morphius
05-26-2006, 09:31 PM
How was it scary may I ask? Too many manly lesbians?

Kind of like Gina off of 40 Year Old Virgin?
Didn't see that movie, so no idea. But a lot of the women in there could have given me a run for my money in a fight. It was also weird being the only guy in a place full of people. The only girl in there that was cute was the girl I was with.

Tribal Warfare
05-26-2006, 10:14 PM
I've picked up a chick in a gay bar. Maybe more than one.
Des Moines has a gay bar called The Garden that was a really hot dance club on weekends. I've taken a girl home from there.

Can't say if it was any easier. Normally if a girl is willing to go home with you, outside factors don't matter much.

So how many drinks did you have to pay for? ROFL

stevieray
05-26-2006, 10:16 PM
I used to be incredibly sensitive about stuff like that...not so much anymore.


I take paypal.

KCChiefsMan
05-26-2006, 10:37 PM
accidentily I have been to a gay night at a bar, everybody from work went there though and a gay guy that I worked with got everybody to go and they said it was "family night," I honestly didn't know that meant gay night, but it didn't matter that much anyways because I was still with everybody I knew from work...but to answer your question, I did not pick up a chick that night

KcMizzou
05-27-2006, 12:29 AM
<----I've been trying to pick up Red for awhile..hmmm....no wonder she's been frequenting gay barsNah. It's just the one place she knows Clint wont come looking for her when she's past curfew.

:)

Otter
05-27-2006, 12:52 AM
Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places.

GoChiefs is gonna get roofied and find his prostate bieng used as a punching bag.

Count Alex's Losses
05-27-2006, 01:23 AM
Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places.

GoChiefs is gonna get roofied and find his prostate bieng used as a punching bag.

Good thing I don't drink.

luv
05-27-2006, 01:25 AM
I've heard that the best place to pick up guys is at a titty bar, and the best place to pick up a woman is at the laundromat.

greg63
05-27-2006, 01:31 AM
Have you ever picked up a chick at a gay bar?

I doubt you would have the arm strength too do so.

Guru
05-27-2006, 01:33 AM
I doubt you would have the arm strength too do so.


Depends on what he means by "chick". Might just be a baby duck.

Moooo
05-27-2006, 01:33 AM
I've heard that the best place to pick up guys is at a titty bar, and the best place to pick up a woman is at the laundromat.

I'd say those are the easiest places, not the best though. I'd go for meeting a chick in the non-fiction section of a bookstore. At least then you know she has a desire to know someting outside of whether or not her hair looks good or what, "boy" she wants to go clubbing with.

Moooo

luv
05-27-2006, 01:36 AM
I'd say those are the easiest places, not the best though. I'd go for meeting a chick in the non-fiction section of a bookstore. At least then you know she has a desire to know someting outside of whether or not her hair looks good or what, "boy" she wants to go clubbing with.

Moooo
My preference would be the library. Although I am at Barnes & Noble about once a month. I haven't been to the library in years.

I'm guessing that people often mistake you for being older than you are. Of course, I have no clue what you look like.

Moooo
05-27-2006, 01:39 AM
My preference would be the library. Although I am at Barnes & Noble about once a month. I haven't been to the library in years.

I'm guessing that people often mistake you for being older than you are. Of course, I have no clue what you look like.

I look like I'm 16. I'm actually 22, and people tell me I act like I'm 26.

I credit my grammy for helping me appreciate things most people my age don't, like good music, art, and knowledge.

Moooo

luv
05-27-2006, 01:45 AM
I look like I'm 16. I'm actually 22, and people tell me I act like I'm 26.

I credit my grammy for helping me appreciate things most people my age don't, like good music, art, and knowledge.

Moooo
Good music being jazz, if I'm remembering correctly. I love blues, but it's better when it's live. Not so into it that I know bands or performers, though. Of course, I like anything that isn't too heavy (unless I'm working out).

Otter
05-27-2006, 01:47 AM
I've heard that the best place to pick up guys is at a titty bar, and the best place to pick up a woman is at the laundromat.

The laundromat theory loses its weight unless you’re in a college town. My dryer went on the blink a couple weeks ago and I had to go to the laundromat to dry stuff, it wasn’t pretty.

greg63
05-27-2006, 01:48 AM
Depends on what he means by "chick". Might just be a baby duck.


ROFLROFLROFL

Hadn't thought of that, but I still doubt he has the arm strength.

luv
05-27-2006, 01:50 AM
The laundromat theory loses its weight unless you’re in a college town. My dryer went on the blink a couple weeks ago and I had to go to the laundromat to dry stuff, it wasn’t pretty.
Springfield is definitely a college town. We have almost as many universities, colleges, and junior colleges as we have churches and chinese buffets.

Count Alex's Losses
05-27-2006, 01:53 AM
ROFLROFLROFL

Hadn't thought of that, but I still doubt he has the arm strength.

I can pick up my sisters. I'm not a 90-pound weakling for crying out loud.

Guru
05-27-2006, 01:59 AM
I can pick up my sisters. I'm not a 90-pound weakling for crying out loud.


EWWWWW!!!!

Moooo
05-27-2006, 02:04 AM
Good music being jazz, if I'm remembering correctly. I love blues, but it's better when it's live. Not so into it that I know bands or performers, though. Of course, I like anything that isn't too heavy (unless I'm working out).

Blues is awesome, jazz rocks. My grandma taught me to appreciate classical music too. I understand that it, like most fine arts in America, is slowly losing any sort of fanbase, but its truely the most amazing music you will ever hear, with Debussy and Chopin being my two favorites, respectively.

moooo

Tribal Warfare
05-27-2006, 02:22 AM
I can pick up my sisters. I'm not a 90-pound weakling for crying out loud.

You bring up a major issue....... what do you look like dude. If we're gonna help you score we gotta know what we're workin with

Count Alex's Losses
05-27-2006, 02:29 AM
If we're gonna help you score we gotta know what we're workin with

Who said I wanted any help in scoring? This thread is purely hypothetical discussion.

keg in kc
05-27-2006, 02:29 AM
No, cause I've never been into a gay bar. And I'd imagine never will.

And who said jazz was good music? Wow. I thought I was the only one.

Tribal Warfare
05-27-2006, 02:33 AM
Who said I wanted any help in scoring? This thread is purely hypothetical discussion.



ROFL Just reading between the lines ROFL

J Diddy
05-27-2006, 03:04 AM
You bring up a major issue....... what do you look like dude. If we're gonna help you score we gotta know what we're workin with


um this ain't no gay bar


save it for the back room, eh?:)

Tribal Warfare
05-27-2006, 03:08 AM
um this ain't no gay bar


save it for the back room, eh?:)

nlm

ENDelt260
05-27-2006, 03:34 AM
the best place to pick up a woman is at the laundromat.

That's the worst place to pick up women. If she can't afford her own washer and dryer, how the hell is she gonna support me?

keg in kc
05-27-2006, 03:40 AM
That's the worst place to pick up women. If she can't afford her own washer and dryer, how the hell is she gonna support me?You make a good point.

luv
05-27-2006, 03:44 AM
That's the worst place to pick up women. If she can't afford her own washer and dryer, how the hell is she gonna support me?
She gets paid well to do other people's laundry? :shrug:

I got nuthin.

Iowanian
05-27-2006, 11:20 AM
I'll bet Govito walks with a waddle.

Iowanian
05-27-2006, 11:23 AM
Duh, women go to gay bars for the dance music and knowing they don't have to fight off men all night. We use to do it all the time.

I did have a guy hit on me in a gay bar once, "I'm not in drag!" "I know!" moron.

Admit it..you just go along to help Clint Roofie up a bear.

greg63
05-27-2006, 11:28 AM
I can pick up my sisters. I'm not a 90-pound weakling for crying out loud.

...But can you pick them up in a gay bar?

greg63
05-27-2006, 11:29 AM
EWWWWW!!!!


ROFL :eek: ROFL

FringeNC
05-27-2006, 01:12 PM
A ex-girlfriend dragged me into a gay bar in Atlanta because her girlfriend and her girlfriend's friend, a gay hairdresser, wanted to go. It was a horrifying experience. I don't see how it would be possible to pick up a straight chick, even if there were any there. I was all over my girlfriend, in an attempt to dissuade the gays, but I still felt very, very uncomfortable in there. You go in there without a chick, and the guys would be all over you.

Additionally, the gay guy we were with told me that I had to use the women's bathroom, that I wouldn't like what I saw in the men's bathroom. (I took his word for it.)

Terrible memory. Never let your girlfriend talk you into going. Additionally GoChiefs, if a chick is at a gay bar, she probably doesn't want to get picked up by a guy. All and all, a terrible idea. Just pay an escort or something if you are hard up.

Moooo
05-27-2006, 01:36 PM
A ex-girlfriend dragged me into a gay bar in Atlanta because her girlfriend and her girlfriend's friend, a gay hairdresser, wanted to go. It was a horrifying experience. I don't see how it would be possible to pick up a straight chick, even if there were any there. I was all over my girlfriend, in an attempt to dissuade the gays, but I still felt very, very uncomfortable in there. You go in there without a chick, and the guys would be all over you.

Additionally, the gay guy we were with told me that I had to use the women's bathroom, that I wouldn't like what I saw in the men's bathroom. (I took his word for it.)

Terrible memory. Never let your girlfriend talk you into going. Additionally GoChiefs, if a chick is at a gay bar, she probably doesn't want to get picked up by a guy. All and all, a terrible idea. Just pay an escort or something if you are hard up.

I was always under the impression that gay guys have pretty good "straightdar." Though they hit on me occasionally, so obviously not.

Moooo

penchief
05-27-2006, 02:07 PM
I'm not an English major, but all chicks who first meet me think I'm either a poet or in a rock band.

I can relate. Most everyone here views me as a socialism-advocating liberal but when chicks first meet me they think I'm an anal-retentive "type A" right-wing nazi.

When they find out I'm actually a bleeding heart they have to scrape their jaws off the floor.

ENDelt260
05-27-2006, 03:12 PM
I loved FringeNC's column.... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

luv
05-27-2006, 03:13 PM
I was always under the impression that gay guys have pretty good "straightdar." Though they hit on me occasionally, so obviously not.

Moooo
A gay friend of mine calls is gaydar.

FringeNC
05-27-2006, 03:51 PM
I loved FringeNC's column.... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

Right on queue...I need I'd get a response like that...

But that column is damn funny.

chiefsfaninNC
05-27-2006, 04:07 PM
A gay friend of mine calls is gaydar.


That is the way I heard it on Will and Grace. Explains why he is getting hit on.

Count Alex's Losses
05-27-2006, 04:24 PM
I loved FringeNC's column.... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

If I ever propose in public, I will memorize and repeat the following:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33430