CRONUS
05-26-2006, 09:21 PM
Personally I think people are giving Bush credit for something that Cheney and Rumsfeld control. Bush is just the figurehead that allows them to control the Executive branch of government.
I see decisions sort of going like this(warning stop here if you are humor impaired):
Cheney: George (he does not address him as Mr President) we need to get rid of Saddam
Bush: Why
Cheney: He is a bad man who shoots at our planes and is trying to build WMDs
Bush: What is a WMD?
Cheney: (rolling his eyes) Nukes or chemical/biological weapons
Bush: So are Chemical and Biological weapons bad (he is smart enough to know that he does not want Nukalar weapons in Saddam's hands)
Cheney: (stifling an urge to throttle George) yes they are very, very bad.
Bush: OK then do what you think is right.
Later that day:
Rumsfeld: Mr President (feigning respect) may I speak with you?
Bush: Yes Uncle Don, by the way dad says hi.
Rumsfeld: Thanks, I will give your dad a call. Anyway we want to invade Iraq so we can get rid of Saddam.
Bush: Yeah I know Mr. Cheney told me. I already said it was OK.
Rumsfeld: Well I just wanted you to authorize me to conduct the war as I see proper and in your name.
Bush: Sure anything you want Uncle Donnie, you know I have trusted you ever since you and dad kept me out of trouble that time.
Rumsfeld: George (very harsh parental tone) what have I told you about never mentioning that.
Bush: Sorry Uncle Donnie. I will sign that authorization for you.
Rumsfeld: Thank you Mr. President, here you go, I already had it drawb up this morning.
Bush: What would I do without you and Mr. Cheney uncle Donald
I see decisions sort of going like this(warning stop here if you are humor impaired):
Cheney: George (he does not address him as Mr President) we need to get rid of Saddam
Bush: Why
Cheney: He is a bad man who shoots at our planes and is trying to build WMDs
Bush: What is a WMD?
Cheney: (rolling his eyes) Nukes or chemical/biological weapons
Bush: So are Chemical and Biological weapons bad (he is smart enough to know that he does not want Nukalar weapons in Saddam's hands)
Cheney: (stifling an urge to throttle George) yes they are very, very bad.
Bush: OK then do what you think is right.
Later that day:
Rumsfeld: Mr President (feigning respect) may I speak with you?
Bush: Yes Uncle Don, by the way dad says hi.
Rumsfeld: Thanks, I will give your dad a call. Anyway we want to invade Iraq so we can get rid of Saddam.
Bush: Yeah I know Mr. Cheney told me. I already said it was OK.
Rumsfeld: Well I just wanted you to authorize me to conduct the war as I see proper and in your name.
Bush: Sure anything you want Uncle Donnie, you know I have trusted you ever since you and dad kept me out of trouble that time.
Rumsfeld: George (very harsh parental tone) what have I told you about never mentioning that.
Bush: Sorry Uncle Donnie. I will sign that authorization for you.
Rumsfeld: Thank you Mr. President, here you go, I already had it drawb up this morning.
Bush: What would I do without you and Mr. Cheney uncle Donald