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BigMeatballDave
05-29-2006, 01:59 AM
Wow. I lost count of how many different people hijacked this thread. You guys rule!!Thread hijacking is required here....so is think skin...

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 02:04 AM
Thread hijacking is required here....so is think skin...

what is think skin?

Is it like a combination of pink and thin?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:06 AM
what is think skin?

Is it like a combination of pink and thin?
the only combination I care about...

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:07 AM
Thread hijacking is required here....so is think skin...

ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:09 AM
ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?
well jimbo heard something new about you today you frickin' fag, wanna makeout or something?!

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:10 AM
Korea has an abnormally large number of hot Asian chicks, too.

bullshit.

and the toe thing is just gross.

Halfcan
05-29-2006, 02:10 AM
ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?

Don't you thick you are being a bit hard on him. I thick so.

BigMeatballDave
05-29-2006, 02:10 AM
what is think skin?

Is it like a combination of pink and thin? :)
eh, its late

rad
05-29-2006, 02:11 AM
ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?

$5 says he does it again

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:13 AM
Don't you thick you are being a bit hard on him. I thick so.
:banghead:

BigMeatballDave
05-29-2006, 02:13 AM
****ing grammar police @ 3am...

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:14 AM
:)
eh, its late

****ing grammar police @ 3am...


The first time you did it was when we were chatting on yahoo earlier, like 4 hours ago, so the fact that it's late didn't really count for that one. :p

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:15 AM
The first time you did it was when we were chatting on yahoo earlier, like 4 hours ago, so the fact that it's late didn't really count for that one. :p
you guys are freaking me out

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:16 AM
Why is that Hootie?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:17 AM
the only time I'm ever nice to my ex-girlfriend, or chat to her on yahoo isssss...when I want some friggin' poon tang!

OR

I'm wasted, and again, WANT SOME FRIGGIN' POON TANG!

BigMeatballDave
05-29-2006, 02:18 AM
the only time I'm ever nice to my ex-girlfriend, or chat to her on yahoo isssss...when I want some friggin' poon tang!

OR

I'm wasted, and again, WANT SOME FRIGGIN' POON TANG!We have a 7 year old son. its different

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:19 AM
Doesn't work that way with us. We are just really good friends. Having a son helps.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:19 AM
... i hope my son skips year 7 then.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:22 AM
If I ever have children (doubtful) and get married (very doubtful)...you know, I'm just going to stop right there because I was going to cross some sort of line and no one understands my sick, twisted humor =(

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:22 AM
damnit! I just got f*cked out of some sick humor.

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:23 AM
... i hope my son skips year 7 then.


Maybe it's the time, maybe it's the fact that your sig is so disturbing, but you totally lost me on that one.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:23 AM
damnit! I just got f*cked out of some sick humor.

thats ****ed up. i say we kick his ass.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:24 AM
Maybe it's the time, maybe it's the fact that your sig is so disturbing, but you totally lost me on that one.

ok *hug*

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:24 AM
why would you want to lick his ass?

rad
05-29-2006, 02:24 AM
I thick it's admirable that they can display a civil relationship to a child at a very impressionable age. Shows how a family should stick together through think and thin.

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:25 AM
damnit! I just got f*cked out of some sick humor.


At least you can say you got f*ucked tonight.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:25 AM
Maybe it's the time, maybe it's the fact that your sig is so disturbing, but you totally lost me on that one.
Maybe you're not very bright.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:25 AM
thats ****ed up. i say we kick his ass.
We should f*ck his dead great grandmother. That'd show 'im.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:26 AM
why would you want to lick his ass?

skittles come out of there.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:26 AM
Shittles! Taste the asshole!

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:27 AM
We should f*ck his dead great grandmother. That'd show 'im.

I don't like it when they just lay there.

Can we prop her up with a broom or something?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:28 AM
I thick it's admirable that they can display a civil relationship to a child at a very impressionable age. Shows how a family should stick together through think and thin.
dude, are you watching these two?! They're pretty much cybering...it started with a hand bra and I think we're on third as we speak.

Now, a video of me. NSFW! (http://www.meatspin.com/)

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:28 AM
Shittles! Taste the asshole!Taste the rimblow!

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:29 AM
dude, are you watching these two?! They're pretty much cybering...it started with a hand bra and I think we're on third as we speak.

Now, a video of me. NSFW! (http://www.meatspin.com/)


WHY did I click that link, dear God, my eyes!!!!!!

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:30 AM
WHY did I click that link, dear God, my eyes!!!!!!Not too bright, was that.

rad
05-29-2006, 02:30 AM
dude, are you watching these two?! They're pretty much cybering...it started with a hand bra and I think we're on third as we speak.

Now, a video of me. NSFW! (http://www.meatspin.com/)

Thanks. I needed to see THAT. (asshole) :shake:

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:31 AM
I don't like it when they just lay there.

Can we prop her up with a broom or something?
I thought we might try that car battery trick again.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:31 AM
...

ok. everyone reveal their SAT score please.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:31 AM
We should f*ck his dead great grandmother. That'd show 'im.
The best thing about dead people...you don't have to drug them! I can't tell you how much money I've spent on roofies over the years. Big ****ing waste if you ask me. It's hard to find an abundance of dead 10 year old boys and girls, but I have a few frozen in my basement for a rainy day.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:32 AM
oooo... I did much better on the ACT. I'm a midwest boy... can I use that?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:32 AM
haha, if you let it get to 42 spins you get a nice little surprise ;)

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:32 AM
...

ok. everyone reveal their SAT score please.I think I got a 150.

I misspelled my name.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:32 AM
The best thing about dead people...you don't have to drug them! I can't tell you how much money I've spent on roofies over the years. Big ****ing waste if you ask me. It's hard to find an abundance of dead 10 year old boys and girls, but I have a few frozen in my basement for a rainy day.

I like the 7 year olds.

rad
05-29-2006, 02:32 AM
This thread is HIBAR


























(HIjacked Beyond All Recognition)

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:32 AM
The best thing about dead people...you don't have to drug them! I can't tell you how much money I've spent on roofies over the years. Big ****ing waste if you ask me. It's hard to find an abundance of dead 10 year old boys and girls, but I have a few frozen in my basement for a rainy day.
The best thing about f*cking a 10 year old boy is that you get to kill him when you're done.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:33 AM
Haha. I got a 14, FOURTEEN, on reading on my ACT.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:33 AM
The best thing about f*cking a 10 year old boy is that you get to kill him when you're done.Really?

I thought it was because he was full of candy?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:34 AM
The best thing about f*cking a 10 year old boy is that you get to kill him when you're done.
That's sick dude!

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:34 AM
Haha. I got a 14, FOURTEEN, on reading on my ACT.
Hell, I think that's enough to get you a full ride at KU.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:34 AM
Really?

I thought it was because he was full of candy?
That's why you were licking his asshole.

Wait... didn't we already have the shittles joke tonight?

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:35 AM
That's sick dude!Relax, he didn't mean you.

luv
05-29-2006, 02:35 AM
Hell, I think that's enough to get you a full ride at KU.
ROFL

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:35 AM
Really?

I thought it was because he was full of candy?

so THATS what he calls it.

hmmm.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:35 AM
back to this 14 on my reading part...

So I was trying to concentrate, but all I could think about was this box of Animal Crackers I ate that morning. It was ridiculous. I couldn't get my mind off those delicious little guys. Then I hear, "5 minutes," and I had like, 5 questions answered and, well, gay.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:37 AM
That's why you were licking his asshole.

Wait... didn't we already have the shittles joke tonight?

ew. 7 year olds smell like puppies and poop.

oh wait. we're talking about a 10 year old.

sorry.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:37 AM
I did NOT shove Candy into a ten year old boy. that bitch is lying.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:37 AM
back to this 14 on my reading part...

So I was trying to concentrate, but all I could think about was this box of Animal Crackers I ate that morning. It was ridiculous. I couldn't get my mind off those delicious little guys. Then I hear, "5 minutes," and I had like, 5 questions answered and, well, gay.

I always eat the heads first.

rad
05-29-2006, 02:38 AM
Can anyone guess why it's better to bone sheep at the edge of a cliff?

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:38 AM
ew. 7 year olds smell like puppies and poop.

oh wait. we're talking about a 10 year old.

sorry.
I suspect a ten year old's asshole might have a whiff of poop, too.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:38 AM
you know though...

On a serious note, my friend asked me the other day..."Rick, would you do a 14 year old of she/he was hot!?"

I didn't answer right away.

I had to think about this one.

But yes. Yes is the answer.

I'm telling you guys, the worst year of my life was when my sister graduated Junior High. **** high school pussy. I went from having whatever I wanted everyday to a box full of memories =(

rad
05-29-2006, 02:38 AM
They push back harder.

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:38 AM
Y'all are out of your minds.

luv
05-29-2006, 02:39 AM
Can anyone guess why it's better to bone sheep at the edge of a cliff?
Oh great. From sodomy to beastiality...

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:39 AM
Can anyone guess why it's better to bone sheep at the edge of a cliff?
Cause then they push back.

Do you know what board you're on?

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:39 AM
you know though...

On a serious note, my friend asked me the other day..."Rick, would you do a 14 year old of she/he was hot!?"

I didn't answer right away.

I had to think about this one.

But yes. Yes is the answer.

I'm telling you guys, the worst year of my life was when my sister graduated Junior High. **** high school pussy. I went from having whatever I wanted everyday to a box full of memories =(

you could always be a school janitor or a gym teacher.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:39 AM
I'm telling you guys, the worst year of my life was when my sister graduated Junior High. **** high school pussy. I went from having whatever I wanted everyday to a box full of memories =(It must've been hard, that day you stopped f*cking your sister.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:39 AM
Oh great. From sodomy to beastiality...
You've got an extra a.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:40 AM
I'm pretty sure most bestiality is probably going to include sodomy.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:40 AM
Damn janitors. They got ALL the hottest pussy.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:40 AM
I always eat the heads first.
OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT...

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, is when I'm eating those things and they start off with no head! How the **** are you going to sell me a box of my favorite treat and jip me out of the best part?! I buy those things for the head only.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:41 AM
I'm pretty sure most bestiality is probably going to include sodomy.Not if you pick the right goat. Or sheep. Even better, that. Just like a woman.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:41 AM
It must've been hard, that day you stopped f*cking your sister.
who said anything about ****ing my sister you sick ****?

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:41 AM
I'm pretty sure most bestiality is probably going to include sodomy.
Is it still sodomy with an animal? Or does the bestiality tag override all, and it really doesn't matter what hole you're sticking it in as long as it's a lower species?

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 02:41 AM
I buy those things for the head only.

I thought that was the reason men purchased everything, just for the head.

luv
05-29-2006, 02:41 AM
You've got an extra a.
Oops.

I'm just trying to make Dave feel better. Yeah. That's it.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:42 AM
OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT...

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, is when I'm eating those things and they start off with no head! How the **** are you going to sell me a box of my favorite treat and jip me out of the best part?! I buy those things for the head only.

eating the ass is pretty fun too, tho

rad
05-29-2006, 02:42 AM
Cause then they push back.

Do you know what board you're on?
Yeah, I do.

I'm just hijackin with you guys

(insomnia doesn't help)

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:42 AM
eating the ass is pretty fun too, tho
Thank you snag-it.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:42 AM
I thought that was the reason men purchased everything, just for the head.

no, you're wrong. its ok tho. it happens to the best of us.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:42 AM
Not if you pick the right goat. Or sheep. Even better, that. Just like a woman.
Dude, we have the BEST sheep farm over here on the University of Illinois campus. Personally, I don't use protection, but you go over there, you know, at night with your closest friend...that's male bonding. I don't know what using protection had to do with the rest of my post after that, but I don't really feel like going back and getting rid of it.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:43 AM
who said anything about ****ing my sister you sick ****?

the worst year of my life was when my sister graduated Junior High....I went from having whatever I wanted everyday to a box full of memories

Yeah.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:43 AM
Yeah, I do.

I'm just hijackin with you guys

(insomnia doesn't help)

no no dearie. We are hijacking. You are sitting in the stands eating peanuts.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:43 AM
I thought that was the reason men purchased everything, just for the head.
why do you have to be so disgusting? I thought I was talking amongst mature adults?

luv
05-29-2006, 02:43 AM
OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT...

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, is when I'm eating those things and they start off with no head! How the **** are you going to sell me a box of my favorite treat and jip me out of the best part?! I buy those things for the head only.
So, if it's not junior high girls, it's animal crackers. Damn, don't you have two hands?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:44 AM
Yeah.
she used to cook me dinner buddy.

I oughtta slice your arms off and shoot hot cum down your throat...

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:44 AM
do they drop the "a" from bestiality because its the best?

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:44 AM
no no dearie. We are hijacking. You are sitting in the stands eating peanuts.You spell 'penis' funny.

luv
05-29-2006, 02:45 AM
do they drop the "a" from bestiality because its the best?
ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:45 AM
So, if it's not junior high girls, it's animal crackers. Damn, don't you have two hands?
oh, so I'm not on your ignore list?! OR DID YOU EAT THAT TOO!?

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 02:46 AM
she used to cook me dinner buddy.

I oughtta slice your arms off and shoot hot cum down your throat...Most people go for dinner and a movie, you go for dinner and incest.

Well, who am I to judge.

And, sorry, I'm sure you're nice and all, but I don't go for dudes.

rad
05-29-2006, 02:46 AM
no no dearie. We are hijacking. You are sitting in the stands eating peanuts.

no no dearie. I'm the naked fan that jumped from the stands running around the field.

luv
05-29-2006, 02:46 AM
oh, so I'm not on your ignore list?! OR DID YOU EAT THAT TOO!?
Not anymore....

Move on from the fat jokes. They've lost their luster. Or maybe tell some funny ones.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:47 AM
Most people go for dinner and a movie, you go for dinner and incest.

Well, who am I to judge.

And, sorry, I'm sure you're nice and all, but I don't go for dudes.
Incest is only incest if you believe in incest. Too me, it sounds like a toothpaste. I brush my teeth with Incest.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:48 AM
Most people go for dinner and a movie, you go for dinner and incest.

Well, who am I to judge.

And, sorry, I'm sure you're nice and all, but I don't go for dudes.

unless they buy dinner.

at least... that's my rule.

rad
05-29-2006, 02:48 AM
Incest is only incest if you believe in incest. Too me, it sounds like a toothpaste. I brush my teeth with Incest.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:48 AM
Not anymore....

Move on from the fat jokes. They've lost their luster. Or maybe tell some funny ones.
Uhm, I'm two dimensional...you're either fat, or gay.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:50 AM
no no dearie. I'm the naked fan that jumped from the stands running around the field.
I hope Ditka lays you out.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:52 AM
Not anymore....

Move on from the fat jokes. They've lost their luster. Or maybe tell some funny ones.
I laughed at that one.

Course, I have been smoking pot. But, still.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:53 AM
Uhm, I'm two dimensional...you're either fat, or gay.
Vito proved those aren't mutually exclusive.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:53 AM
I laughed at that one.

Course, I have been smoking pot. But, still.
After last night, I honestly might have to start smoking pot more often. I've never laughed so much, at nothing, in my entire life.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:54 AM
I laughed at that one.

Course, I have been smoking pot. But, still.


shut up, dear

rad
05-29-2006, 02:54 AM
I hope Ditka lays you out.
Ditka??!!

C'mon, you can do better than Ditka.....

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:54 AM
After last night, I honestly might have to start smoking pot more often. I've never laughed so much, at nothing, in my entire life.

Reading your posts is a lot like being high.

****.

now i want cheetos.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 02:57 AM
Reading your posts is a lot like being high.

****.

now i want cheetos.
I would listen to a story, and forget I was listening, and then miss the entire story somehow, and then start laughing. It was the dumbest I've ever felt in my life.

I would be nodding along, and then I'd forget what was going on, and then I'd stop the guy, and ask him to restart, because I was honestly interested.

and that happened at least 10 times.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 02:59 AM
skip the honestly interested crap and smoke more pot

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 03:01 AM
skip the honestly interested crap and smoke more pot
I couldn't it was burning my throat...

I'm a vag =(

rad
05-29-2006, 03:08 AM
I couldn't it was burning my throat...

I'm a vag =(

Take smaller hits.

KcMizzou
05-29-2006, 03:17 AM
Take smaller hits.Words of wisdom, right there.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 03:18 AM
shut up, dear
Oh, sorry dear. Do you need another beer?

Count Alex's Losses
05-29-2006, 04:01 AM
Shittles! Taste the asshole!

Hell yes.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 04:05 AM
Oh, sorry dear. Do you need another beer?She seems to be talking an awful lot. That tells me you're not doing your job as a pacifier.

Logical
05-29-2006, 05:16 AM
no no dearie. We are hijacking. You are sitting in the stands eating peanuts.Wow Mer, you and Brian make quite the team. You have managed to hijack a thread that has had no direction for at least 200 posts. Now that took some doing.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 10:02 AM
You ain't just whistling dixie.

BigMeatballDave
05-29-2006, 01:46 PM
This may just be the most hijacked thread ever...

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 01:48 PM
Not even close.

SPchief
05-29-2006, 02:01 PM
Not even close.


Nowhere near the top

BigMeatballDave
05-29-2006, 02:32 PM
OK, so I was wrong. I don't get time to read a lot of these long threads.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2006, 02:56 PM
ROFL this was a ****in journey. Journey sucks. I hate them. Some dude has them for his avatar, but I just can't get into them. Not like a sheep at the edge of a cliff anyway.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:57 PM
Don't stop believin'!

Goddess Tara
05-29-2006, 07:19 PM
Wow.......that's all I can say.

Over-Head
05-29-2006, 09:01 PM
After last night, I honestly might have to start smoking pot more often. I've never laughed so much, at nothing, in my entire life.

Why do ya think I do it?
Hell itís bad enough to be a Ra!der fan, let alone hang out on a Chiefs board for 5 years.
But do it straight?
Good god NO man!
:shake:

listopencil
05-29-2006, 10:17 PM
Is it still sodomy with an animal? Or does the bestiality tag override all, and it really doesn't matter what hole you're sticking it in as long as it's a lower species?


That's a good question. I think bestialiy overrides the particular sex act that you are doing with the animal. Or at least it should be mentioned first in the sentence like,"I got drunk and totally committed bestial sodomy last night." I bet that's how it is. You just put "bestial" in front of whatever else it is you did wrong besides ****ing an animal.

Iowanian
05-29-2006, 10:20 PM
After seeing the covered hooter pic, all I have to say is...

Hel'n, congrats on the new jugs.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 10:25 PM
That's a good question. I think bestialiy overrides the particular sex act that you are doing with the animal. Or at least it should be mentioned first in the sentence like,"I got drunk and totally committed bestial sodomy last night." I bet that's how it is. You just put "bestial" in front of whatever else it is you did wrong besides ****ing an animal.

I dunno, "I ass ****ed a cow" sounds a lot worse.

listopencil
05-29-2006, 10:26 PM
I dunno, "I ass ****ed a cow" sounds a lot worse.


"I ****ed a cow" is pretty bad in and of itself.

Iowanian
05-29-2006, 10:27 PM
I heard that Mer was a real freak....She heads up to Wisconsin a couple of times a year, looking for a dairy cow with mastitis, a dead one, rolls it over and gives herself the ole Bovine DP.

Katipan
05-29-2006, 10:29 PM
they have 2 penii?

listopencil
05-29-2006, 10:30 PM
Shittles! Taste the asshole!


How did I miss that one? That's gold.

burt
05-29-2006, 11:02 PM
For the love of all that is good....stay away from #282....

58-4ever
05-29-2006, 11:42 PM
For the love of all that is good....stay away from #282....

I guess you warned us, but damn man! More warning is necessary. C'mon. More warning is all I'm asking.
:Lin:

Halfcan
05-30-2006, 12:34 AM
Where the hell are those useless Mods when you need them-I thought posting links to gay porn might get you banned-place is turning into Brokeback Planet.

Halfcan
05-30-2006, 12:35 AM
For the love of all that is good....stay away from #282....

Yeah thanks for the warning-not! :banghead:

listopencil
05-30-2006, 12:38 AM
The best thing about dead people...you don't have to drug them! I can't tell you how much money I've spent on roofies over the years. Big ****ing waste if you ask me. It's hard to find an abundance of dead 10 year old boys and girls, but I have a few frozen in my basement for a rainy day.



What do you do about the odor? I use lye.

Halfcan
05-30-2006, 12:44 AM
Would everyone please stop quoting that C#cksmoking, gay porn posting, necrophile Hootie-some people have him on ignore for a reason.

dead 10 year olds-yeah real funny you sick f#ck

milkman
05-30-2006, 12:48 AM
why do you have to be so disgusting? I thought I was talking amongst mature adults?

You're delusional.

Katipan
05-30-2006, 12:53 AM
Halfcan get the **** out the thread if it offends you so much.

Resist the urge to click.

You can do it sweetie.

We have faith.

listopencil
05-30-2006, 12:57 AM
dead 10 year olds-yeah real funny you sick f#ck



I wish you would watch your language. It's very disturbing.

greg63
05-30-2006, 12:57 AM
Ditka??!!

C'mon, you can do better than Ditka.....

Hey, in his day; Ditka would flat kick yer butt. :D

Halfcan
05-30-2006, 01:00 AM
Halfcan get the **** out the thread if it offends you so much.

Resist the urge to click.

You can do it sweetie.

We have faith.

Thats cool, I will leave all the post about f#cking animals and dead ten year olds to others.

Man did this thread turn out bad. Somehow I don't think this is what tara had in mind.

Halfcan
05-30-2006, 01:01 AM
I wish you would watch your language. It's very disturbing.


Lol go click on 282-go ahead take a spin.

listopencil
05-30-2006, 01:03 AM
Lol go click on 282-go ahead take a spin.



No thanks. Not into the gay porn unless it's lesbians.

Halfcan
05-30-2006, 01:07 AM
No thanks. Not into the gay porn unless it's lesbians.

Yeah and I guess I missed the humor of killing a kid and the having sex with it. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
05-30-2006, 01:34 AM
Yeah and I guess I missed the humor of killing a kid and the having sex with it. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Not in that order you sick f*ck.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 01:39 AM
halfcan, you have any kids under 10?

Simplex3
05-30-2006, 01:53 AM
I just have one question:

Why do all of you pu**ies start repping someone just because they claim to have tits?

Get some stones for Pete's sake.

greg63
05-30-2006, 01:53 AM
Not in that order you sick f*ck.

Well, that's pretty sick regardless of the order of events. :shake:

greg63
05-30-2006, 01:54 AM
I just have one question:

Why do all of you pu**ies start repping someone just because they claim to have tits?

Get some stones for Pete's sake.

ROFL :thumb:

Ultra Peanut
05-30-2006, 01:59 AM
BROS B4 HOS DUDE

Katipan
05-30-2006, 03:33 AM
Not in that order you sick f*ck.

ROFL holy shit

KcMizzou
05-30-2006, 04:15 AM
WTF is going on here?

Inspector
05-30-2006, 10:04 AM
Welcome Miss Goddess Tara.

Nice boobs. Much better than mine.

chagrin
05-30-2006, 10:07 AM
I just have one question:

Why do all of you pu**ies start repping someone just because they claim to have tits?

Get some stones for Pete's sake.

Thank you, but she'll still be a "chiefPlanet Icon" before she hits 100 posts

RedNFeisty
05-30-2006, 10:18 AM
Welcome Goddess Tara, glad to know that you bite!




Some of you guys are sick and twisted! :)

Simplex3
05-30-2006, 10:40 AM
Another note of interrest:

I would think you f**kers would learn from the Stumppy/Badgirl incident and not bring anything you're banging onto the Planet.

That is all.

htismaqe
05-30-2006, 10:47 AM
Another note of interrest:

I would think you f**kers would learn from the Stumppy/Badgirl incident and not bring anything you're banging onto the Planet.

That is all.

We've had several couples and the like over the last 6 years. The ONLY one I remember turning out badly was the one you mentioned. I view it as the exception rather than the rule.

luv
05-30-2006, 10:51 AM
We've had several couples and the like over the last 6 years. The ONLY one I remember turning out badly was the one you mentioned. I view it as the exception rather than the rule.
The only difference I've seen are the relationships that form after people have met on here versus people already here bringing their SO's just to have them on here, Chiefs fan or not.

Just my observation, but I'm only been here a year and a half.

Mr. Kotter
05-30-2006, 10:57 AM
Looks like I have some catching up to do....maybe tonight. :hmmm:

Welcome, GT.

Iowanian
05-30-2006, 11:12 AM
i don't know Parker.....IIIdognight and TennDPgirl didn't work out so hot either, and lets not forget dumbgranny's arrival and brawl with Buc'sgirl..whom stumppy also let in the door.

BigMeatballDave
05-30-2006, 11:21 AM
After seeing the covered hooter pic, all I have to say is...

Hel'n, congrats on the new jugs.Heh, its not Hel'n...

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 11:27 AM
Thanks for the welcomes, Inspector, RedNFeisty, and Mr. Kotter.

Another note of interrest:

I would think you f**kers would learn from the Stumppy/Badgirl incident and not bring anything you're banging onto the Planet.

That is all.

I think the difference here is Dave isn't "banging" me. We've been apart longer than this BB has been around and we've managed to keep a friendship that long. I doubt my hanging out on a BB that he frequents is going to bring about anything.

Ultra Peanut
05-30-2006, 11:52 AM
We've had several couples and the like over the last 6 years. The ONLY one I remember turning out badly was the one you mentioned. I view it as the exception rather than the rule.Don't forget Bearcat/Slayer...

htismaqe
05-30-2006, 11:59 AM
i don't know Parker.....IIIdognight and TennDPgirl didn't work out so hot either, and lets not forget dumbgranny's arrival and brawl with Buc'sgirl..whom stumppy also let in the door.

Somehow almost all of the (limited) instances come back to Stump. :hmmm:

htismaqe
05-30-2006, 12:07 PM
Of course, posts like this probably won't help the situation...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3230392

4th and Long
05-30-2006, 12:11 PM
Somehow almost all of the (limited) instances come back to Stump. :hmmm:
BAN HIM!

chagrin
05-30-2006, 12:15 PM
Some of you guys are sick and twisted! :)

You know what I don't like? An ass eating scene that's not well lit

BigMeatballDave
05-30-2006, 12:43 PM
Of course, posts like this probably won't help the situation...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3230392Yeah, you lost me...

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 12:50 PM
There've been a few bad pairings on here.

I tend to think that meeting people online in general is a risky proposition. It's just magnified here because it's a smaller community.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 01:25 PM
Of course, posts like this probably won't help the situation...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3230392


I think you have David and I mixed up with people who don't know how to handle a break up maturely or something. We have a beautiful son, David and I may not be able to make it as a couple, but as friends and parents to a beautiful son, we're gold. We were friends before we had the boy, I genuinely like David as a person and even if we didn't have the boy, I think we'd still be good friends. :shrug:

cmh6476
05-30-2006, 01:29 PM
i'm glad my mom isnt here talking about giving BJs and showing nekkid pictures :cry:

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 01:32 PM
i'm glad my mom isnt here talking about giving BJs and showing nekkid picturesShe was. You just missed her.

sedated
05-30-2006, 01:34 PM
wow, I managed to read every post (thank god for my boss' vacation). it was a real roller-coaster.


There's nothing wrong with a little incestial pedophiliac humor

htismaqe
05-30-2006, 01:46 PM
I think you have David and I mixed up with people who don't know how to handle a break up maturely or something. We have a beautiful son, David and I may not be able to make it as a couple, but as friends and parents to a beautiful son, we're gold. We were friends before we had the boy, I genuinely like David as a person and even if we didn't have the boy, I think we'd still be good friends. :shrug:

Yeah, you lost me...

Well, I know him as BigChiefDave.

By addressing him as David, you sure made the post I highlighted sound like a lecture. ;)

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 01:59 PM
Well, I know him as BigChiefDave.

By addressing him as David, you sure made the post I highlighted sound like a lecture. ;)


I've always called him David. Not a lecture at all. David knows me well enough to know that I may give him a hard time, but I would never publicly lecture him on the boards. He's a good guy and he's a great father.

Iowanian
05-30-2006, 02:51 PM
Oi!

Don't forget the drama that was Sky and Ebola!

htismaqe
05-30-2006, 03:03 PM
I've always called him David. Not a lecture at all. David knows me well enough to know that I may give him a hard time, but I would never publicly lecture him on the boards. He's a good guy and he's a great father.

Of course.

But you have to remember - we don't know you personally. :D

ChiTown
05-30-2006, 03:05 PM
Of course.

But you have to remember - we don't know you personally. :D

The hell we don't. She already showed us her man hands...............

Inspector
05-30-2006, 03:13 PM
Another note of interrest:

I would think you f**kers would learn from the Stumppy/Badgirl incident and not bring anything you're banging onto the Planet.

That is all.

Not to mention your wife may see her and figure it out.

Simplex3
05-30-2006, 03:15 PM
Not to mention your wife may see her and figure it out.
ROFL

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 03:34 PM
Of course.

But you have to remember - we don't know you personally. :D

This is very true.

I would say I'm not your typical woman and Dave (that's just bizarre to even type that) is not really your typical guy.

David and my husband work together, David gave him the reccomendation for the job, they ride to work together, in fact, they spend more time together than my husband and I do since they work such long hours. David was at my wedding, when there is a lunch for parents at our son's school, David, my husband and myself all go. There are no harsh words between us, no hard feelings, we both love our son more than anything, what can bond two people more than that?

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 03:35 PM
The hell we don't. She already showed us her man hands...............

Man hands?

Iowanian
05-30-2006, 03:37 PM
[QUOTE=Goddess Tara]This is very true.

I would say I'm not your typical woman QUOTE]

I thought you said it WASN'T Hel'n, Dave?

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 03:39 PM
[QUOTE=Goddess Tara]This is very true.

I would say I'm not your typical woman QUOTE]

I thought you said it WASN'T Hel'n, Dave?

I already asked David about this and all I got was she was a quality poster who freaked out and disappeared. Who is Hel'n?

Iowanian
05-30-2006, 03:41 PM
It was a dude who used to post here, who had his pickle poked inside out and started wearing dresses.


Its great you guys can get along so well and work together to raise the kid. I'm sure the child will be very well adjusted, at least until his Jr High friends find titty pics of his mother on a football board.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 03:47 PM
I'm sure the child will be very well adjusted, at least until his Jr High friends find titty pics of his mother on a football board.

:redface:

RedNFeisty
05-30-2006, 04:16 PM
You know what I don't like? An ass eating scene that's not well lit

I must agree, I love actually seeing the tongue make contact. :)

Saulbadguy
05-30-2006, 04:17 PM
Die in a fire.

Simplex3
05-30-2006, 04:20 PM
I must agree, I love actually seeing the tongue make contact. :)
Speaking of sickos...

ChiTown
05-30-2006, 04:21 PM
I must agree, I love actually seeing the tongue make contact. :)

Poo eaters.

CoMoChief
05-30-2006, 04:26 PM
Just for you and this is as close to naked as we're going to get. Happy?


Uhhhhhh I have not the words.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 05:25 PM
I must agree, I love actually seeing the tongue make contact. :)
Let's ****.

ENDelt260
05-30-2006, 11:13 PM
Oi!

Don't forget the drama that was Sky and Ebola!
Haha... one of taco's best contributions to the board.

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 12:02 AM
Haha... one of taco's best contributions to the board.

:hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 12:33 AM
wow... like this thread was already out there... but, I never saw the halfcan stuff coming. Outstanding.
I'd almost rep you; but it's you Brian....:p

BigChiefDave and his ex may be able to act like adults... but, I've got faith in the rest of the Planet's immaturity.

Shit. Three in a row.....damn.

KcMizzou
05-31-2006, 12:37 AM
:hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:You missed out on that?

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 12:41 AM
Those are some fat hands. That ring is never coming off.

Givin' the goat man his due....

ROFLROFLROFL

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 12:44 AM
I am evil but not this evil.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=57702&stc=1

Well we know it is not Robb, but it still could be GoChiefs.ROFL

U still bettin' this, Jim? ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
05-31-2006, 12:48 AM
Man I am super pissed. I didn't want to clutter up the board with a dumb thread so I'll vent here.

In short, I've avoided the guy my sister is dating right now. I just saw a picture of him. There is now NO QUESTION in my mind he is an utter douchebag. I want to smash his face.

I hope I never meet this prick.

luv
05-31-2006, 12:50 AM
Man I am super pissed. I didn't want to clutter up the board with a dumb thread so I'll vent here.

In short, I've avoided the guy my sister is dating right now. I just saw a picture of him. There is now NO QUESTION in my mind he is an utter douchebag. I want to smash his face.

I hope I never meet this prick.
Hope she doesn't end up marrying him. You'd have to avoid all family functions. You can tell someone's a douche by looking at a picture?

Count Alex's Losses
05-31-2006, 12:53 AM
Hope she doesn't end up marrying him. You'd have to avoid all family functions. You can tell someone's a douche by looking at a picture?

Oh, trust me. The way she describes him, and what he looks like...he's a douche. The guy wears a frigging gothic cross on a chain outside his shirt, hanging down to his stomach.

I hope she doesn't end up marrying him, either.

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 12:54 AM
....Now you might be thinking to yourself, "why were you hanging out with a bunch of 17 and 18 year old girls?"

My response: Because I ****ing like young girls!

Because girls who are "your age" are smart enough to avoid you??? :)

luv
05-31-2006, 12:55 AM
Oh, trust me. The way she describes him, and what he looks like...he's a douche. The guy wears a frigging gothic cross on a chain outside his shirt, hanging down to his stomach.

I hope she doesn't end up marrying him, either.
I hope not either, for the sake of him keeping his teeth in tact.

keg in kc
05-31-2006, 12:56 AM
wtf

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 01:02 AM
...

ok. everyone reveal their SAT score please.
SAT?

How about ACT....29, first time; 31 on the "re-take." :harumph:

Hell, I think that's enough to get you a full ride at KU.

No rep for you....Mule-butt-licker, or whatever the hell your mascot was...:harumph:

Count Alex's Losses
05-31-2006, 01:04 AM
1330

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 01:22 AM
Don't forget Bearcat/Slayer...

Or SDChiefsFan and Psicosis.... ;)

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 01:26 AM
This is very true.

I would say I'm not your typical woman and Dave (that's just bizarre to even type that) is not really your typical guy.

David and my husband work together, David gave him the reccomendation for the job, they ride to work together, in fact, they spend more time together than my husband and I do since they work such long hours. David was at my wedding, when there is a lunch for parents at our son's school, David, my husband and myself all go. There are no harsh words between us, no hard feelings, we both love our son more than anything, what can bond two people more than that?

You guys are WIERD.....but, in a good way. Heh. :p

Congrats. :)

58-4ever
05-31-2006, 01:29 AM
This is the most unusual thread I have ever encountered.

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 01:31 AM
This is the most unusual thread I have ever encountered.

Shit. You need to check the HOC or RomperRoom or....some of the threads that have been "pruned" then.....

This is tame. heh. ROFL

ENDelt260
05-31-2006, 01:34 AM
1330
I got a 1380 and was pretty disappointed in myself. But, I figured if I got seriously interested in a school that gave a shit, I'd just re-do it. I nabbed a 30 on the ACT as a sophomore. Got it up to 33 my junior year. Had a buddy who was a year older than me that got a 34, and I wanted to do it again to beat him. The difference between a 33 and a 35 or 36 is just a handful of questions in the right places. But, Mom didn't want to pay for the test again just so I could beat him. I guess she was probably right... but, still.

I think Boozer got a 1600 or 1580 or some shit.

58-4ever
05-31-2006, 01:38 AM
I got a 1380 and was pretty disappointed in myself. But, I figured if I got seriously interested in a school that gave a shit, I'd just re-do it. I nabbed a 30 on the ACT as a sophomore. Got it up to 33 my junior year. Had a buddy who was a year older than me that got a 34, and I wanted to do it again to beat him. The difference between a 33 and a 35 or 36 is just a handful of questions in the right places. But, Mom didn't want to pay for the test again just so I could beat him. I guess she was probably right... but, still.

I think Boozer got a 1600 or 1580 or some shit.

All this talk reminds me that I have 2 weeks left to study for the LSAT. I need to get on that.

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 01:39 AM
I got a 1380 and was pretty disappointed in myself. But, I figured if I got seriously interested in a school that gave a shit, I'd just re-do it. I nabbed a 30 on the ACT as a sophomore. Got it up to 33 my junior year. Had a buddy who was a year older than me that got a 34, and I wanted to do it again to beat him. The difference between a 33 and a 35 or 36 is just a handful of questions in the right places. But, Mom didn't want to pay for the test again just so I could beat him. I guess she was probably right... but, still.

I think Boozer got a 1600 or 1580 or some shit.
Shit. It has to bum you out that a moron like me got a 31....albeit on a "re-take" from the ghetto, paying my own way.....

what you lacked in motivation, I lacked in family support and cultural relevance.....heh. :p



All this talk reminds me that I have 2 weeks left to study for the LSAT. I need to get on that.

As long as you aren't a Sooner or Wildcat or some such shit.....you ought to be okay....:hmmm:

ENDelt260
05-31-2006, 01:44 AM
I'm not sure why I should be bummed about your score. My buddy's the one with a target on his back.

Mr. Kotter
05-31-2006, 01:47 AM
I'm not sure why I should be bummed about your score. My buddy's the one with a target on his back.
Nevermind; I mistook you for TJ or Jim for a minute....

Count Alex's Losses
05-31-2006, 01:51 AM
I took an SAT prep class the summer before the test...it was pretty fun.

I had a great childhood!

58-4ever
05-31-2006, 01:54 AM
I took an SAT prep class the summer before the test...it was pretty fun.

I had a great childhood!

Are you trying to convince us or yourself?

Short Leash Hootie
05-31-2006, 02:47 AM
I got a 25 on my ACT!!!!

Which included, yes, a 14 in reading!