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Rain Man
05-28-2006, 08:29 PM
If so, what information or enlightenment did you receive? And did any predictions and/or psychic profiles of you turn out to be accurate?

Poll coming, but maybe you already knew that...

VonneMarie
05-28-2006, 08:30 PM
Is there a poll coming?

FAX
05-28-2006, 08:31 PM
Where is the poll, Mr. Rain Man?

FAX

hypersensitiveZO6
05-28-2006, 08:31 PM
Rainman and Strippers have something in common. They both like poles.

luv
05-28-2006, 08:32 PM
Rainman and Strippers have something in common. They both like poles.
Poles. Polls. What's the difference, really?

Rain Man
05-28-2006, 08:33 PM
How did you all know a poll was forthcoming? That's spooky.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-28-2006, 08:35 PM
How did you all know a poll was forthcoming? That's spooky.

This was my first fortune-teller experience.

Spicy McHaggis
05-28-2006, 08:36 PM
A girl I know claims she can read palms but I know it's just a ploy to hold hands. I told her such and she "put a curse on me". I started turning into werewolf every full moon but I'm pretty sure the two are unrelated.

Skip Towne
05-28-2006, 08:36 PM
I refuse to participate in this thread unless there is a poll forthcoming.

VonneMarie
05-28-2006, 08:39 PM
This was my first fortune-teller experience.
ROFL

FAX
05-28-2006, 08:43 PM
This thread makes me wonder.

Do monkeys go to hell if they're bad?

FAX

hypersensitiveZO6
05-28-2006, 08:46 PM
A girl I know claims she can read palms but I know it's just a ploy to hold hands. I told her such and she "put a curse on me". I started turning into werewolf every full moon but I'm pretty sure the two are unrelated.

I think its time for:

HAND PICS!

http://www.calvin.edu/~lar3/hand.JPG

Nzoner
05-28-2006, 08:59 PM
I once had a fortune teller call me wanting to advertise in our publication and when I told her we didn't accept those kinds of ads she got pissed.

I so wanted to say to her,if you can see into the future you should've known I was going to say no because we don't accept those kind of ads.

Rain Man
05-28-2006, 09:14 PM
This thread makes me wonder.

Do monkeys go to hell if they're bad?

FAX

I bet that monkey hell is some sort of cosmetics testing laboratory.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-28-2006, 09:21 PM
This thread makes me wonder.

Do monkeys go to hell if they're bad?

FAX

Its called NASA.

plbrdude
05-28-2006, 09:35 PM
my only visit was to work for them. it was when i lived in az. they seemed fairly normal, didn't try to drum up any biz w/me. also they didn't have any customers while i was there. may be it was a slow time of year for fortune telling.may be they're busier around the holidays or something.

ChiefsFire
05-28-2006, 09:37 PM
i go to one once a week..the same one Nick Athan goes to

cdcox
05-28-2006, 09:48 PM
You left psychic detective off your poll.

tommykat
05-28-2006, 09:51 PM
Actually I have.....here in Springfield and Jamacia. The one in Jamacia scared the chit out of me!!! It was with cards and this dude knew stuff that NO ONE could know but me. I walked away thinking "what the"....

It was all so true and scared me to death. It was all my past and he knew it! In Springfield? LOL......fun but nothing true.

BucEyedPea
05-28-2006, 10:13 PM
I am one. :) I have mildly psychic abilities...and I control my destiny.

FAX
05-28-2006, 10:18 PM
The last one I went to had a voodoo penis on her desk.

I turned around and got the heck out of there.

FAX

greg63
05-28-2006, 10:20 PM
No.

greg63
05-28-2006, 10:21 PM
You left psychic detective off your poll.

...And the obligatory Gaz option.

StcChief
05-29-2006, 07:28 AM
Rainman,
Option missing: The Hotline with Miss Cleo....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Cleo

From all those span emails about 3 years

Rain Man
05-29-2006, 12:09 PM
Actually I have.....here in Springfield and Jamacia. The one in Jamacia scared the chit out of me!!! It was with cards and this dude knew stuff that NO ONE could know but me. I walked away thinking "what the"....

It was all so true and scared me to death. It was all my past and he knew it! In Springfield? LOL......fun but nothing true.

What was the Jamaican guy telling you?

58-4ever
05-29-2006, 12:13 PM
I think its time for:

HAND PICS!

http://www.calvin.edu/~lar3/hand.JPG

Whose hand? If you are a dude, I hope not yours.

hypersensitiveZO6
05-29-2006, 12:30 PM
Whose hand? If you are a dude, I hope not yours.

That's not my hand. I wouldn't expose it to hand porn.