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tommykat
05-28-2006, 11:10 PM
In the pool and SWIMSUIT tomorrow........pics will follow later....:D

love ya L, ;)

Short Leash Hootie
05-28-2006, 11:13 PM
so uh, can we at least use the (NSFW) when this happens?

Dunit35
05-28-2006, 11:17 PM
Sweet, I'll be shirtless tomorrow myself. I'm going to the lake to work on my tan.

greg63
05-28-2006, 11:19 PM
Sweet, I'll be shirtless tomorrow myself. I'm going to the lake to work on my tan.
Last time I worked on my tan I was informed that I was asking an awful lot of the sun.ROFL

luv
05-28-2006, 11:22 PM
There will be no pictures.

Short Leash Hootie
05-28-2006, 11:22 PM
JESUS DOES LOVE ME!!!!

Claynus
05-28-2006, 11:24 PM
JESUS NO!

luv
05-28-2006, 11:29 PM
JESUS NO!
**** off. What is your deal tonight?

Claynus
05-28-2006, 11:30 PM
What is your deal tonight?

5 roast beef sandwiches for 5$. You know you can't resist.

Short Leash Hootie
05-28-2006, 11:31 PM
5 roast beef sandwiches for 5$. You know you can't resist.
Don't be a dick dude!

Everyone knows it's 5 for 5.95...

luv
05-28-2006, 11:32 PM
5 roast beef sandwiches for 5$. You know you can't resist.
You and Hootie were made for each other. I usually enjoy your posting, but you're being an asshole tonight. Whatever it is, I hope you get over it.

Claynus
05-28-2006, 11:34 PM
I usually enjoy Whatever it is.

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KChiefsQT
05-28-2006, 11:34 PM
You and Hootie were made for each other. I usually enjoy your posting, but you're being an asshole tonight. Whatever it is, I hope you get over it.
GoChief's not the skinniest stick in the bunch himself.

Dunit35
05-28-2006, 11:35 PM
GoChief's not the skinniest stick in the bunch himself.


You just made me laugh. I was waiting on someone to say that.

tommykat
05-28-2006, 11:36 PM
There will be no pictures.

:hmmm: ya think? :D

Short Leash Hootie
05-28-2006, 11:38 PM
hahahahaha!

Oh man.

morphius
05-28-2006, 11:51 PM
GoChief's not the skinniest stick in the bunch himself.
GoChiefs has this amazing ability to look past all of his inadequacies and judge people as if he is perfect. Its one of the advantages of living in an imaginary world that living in their parents house allows you.

CHIEF4EVER
05-28-2006, 11:57 PM
**** off. What is your deal tonight?

Don't mind him. His idea of the perfect woman is the ones he sees in the Sears Catalog Womens Undergarment section that he keeps next to the plunger in the bathroom.

Side question, what type of writing do you do? If you don't mind me asking.

Dunit35
05-29-2006, 12:00 AM
GoChiefs has this amazing ability to look past all of his inadequacies and judge people as if he is perfect. Its one of the advantages of living in an imaginary world that living in their parents house allows you.


No shit...those people probably have thousands of internet friends but in reality they have very few real friends.

Ultra Peanut
05-29-2006, 12:04 AM
No shit...those people probably have thousands of internet friends but in reality they have very few real friends.Time for some remedial book learnin'. (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3816)

luv
05-29-2006, 12:05 AM
Don't mind him. His idea of the perfect woman is the ones he sees in the Sears Catalog Womens Undergarment section that he keeps next to the plunger in the bathroom.

Side question, what type of writing do you do? If you don't mind me asking.
Mostly poetry

I've thought about attempting to write a short story using just journal entries from a fictional character.

Anyway, I haven't done nearly as much writing as I used to. I need to get back into that.

Claynus
05-29-2006, 12:08 AM
Anyway, I haven't done nearly as much writing as I used to. I need to get back into that.

You don't want to grease up your keyboard too much.

CHIEF4EVER
05-29-2006, 12:09 AM
Mostly poetry

I've thought about attempting to write a short story using just journal entries from a fictional character.

Anyway, I haven't done nearly as much writing as I used to. I need to get back into that.

Cool. I was a Lewis Carroll fan of sorts when I was in HS. That was a while ago of course.

morphius
05-29-2006, 12:10 AM
Mostly poetry

I've thought about attempting to write a short story using just journal entries from a fictional character.

Anyway, I haven't done nearly as much writing as I used to. I need to get back into that.
I'd blame the Planet for taking up too many of your allowed written/typed characters for the day.

CHIEF4EVER
05-29-2006, 12:11 AM
You don't want to grease up your keyboard too much.

You certainly are the subject matter expert in the field of "greasing up". :p

luv
05-29-2006, 12:12 AM
I'd blame the Planet for taking up too many of your allowed written/typed characters for the day.
I do.

Actually, I didn't have my own computer until about 2 years ago. I'm so used to writing everything on paper, that I would find that I still did that. Then, I would type the finished product to save on my computer.

Halfcan
05-29-2006, 12:13 AM
Usually, this is where I make a comment about how hot Luv is, but that would be acting like every other asshole guy on here.

Claynus
05-29-2006, 12:13 AM
You certainly are the subject matter expert in the field of "greasing up". :p

Indeed. That's why I use the handy-dandy "roll-a-board"

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Halfcan
05-29-2006, 12:16 AM
No shit...those people probably have thousands of internet friends but in reality they have very few real friends.

Wow just the opposite for me.

Ultra Peanut
05-29-2006, 12:17 AM
Wow just the opposite for me.Oh wow.

58-4ever
05-29-2006, 12:22 AM
Wow just the opposite for me.

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SPchief
05-29-2006, 12:27 AM
Oh wow.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Halfcan
05-29-2006, 12:42 AM
Oh wow.

Was not trying to sound arrogant, just being honest.

morphius
05-29-2006, 12:48 AM
I do.

Actually, I didn't have my own computer until about 2 years ago. I'm so used to writing everything on paper, that I would find that I still did that. Then, I would type the finished product to save on my computer.
So, Chiefsplanet killed your inner child?

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 12:54 AM
Usually, this is where I make a comment about how hot Luv is, but that would be acting like every other asshole guy on here.


Says the guy that tried to pick up on tara for just showing a pic.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 12:54 AM
Having no real friends and no internet friends isn't exactly the opposite of having no real friends and thousand of internet friends.

luv
05-29-2006, 12:55 AM
So, Chiefsplanet killed your inner child?
Maybe not killed, but kidnapped. I must quickly find her before she disappears forever!

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 12:56 AM
Says the guy that tried to pick up on tara for just showing a pic.
"why'd you get divorced and are you single?"

hahahahaha

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 12:56 AM
Having no real friends and no internet friends isn't exactly the opposite of having no real friends and thousand of internet friends.It's not?!

Shit.

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 12:56 AM
Having no real friends and no internet friends isn't exactly the opposite of having no real friends and thousand of internet friends.


What if you have no real friends or internet friends but lots of time occupying porn?


Then you would be cool and **** everyone else.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 12:56 AM
Having no real friends and no internet friends isn't exactly the opposite of having no real friends and thousand of internet friends.
Halfcan is a stud dude.

luv
05-29-2006, 12:57 AM
What if you have no real friends or internet friends but lots of time occupying porn?


Then you would be cool and **** everyone else.
Then keg has a chance!

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 12:58 AM
It's not?!

Shit.

There there it'll be alright.

I gave up on friends until I made up my own imaginary friend.

SPchief
05-29-2006, 12:58 AM
Halfcan is a stud dude.


I'm now utterly convinced that Hootie is a gay

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 12:59 AM
Halfcan is a stud dude.


I envision him as will ferrell from the wedding crashers.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 12:59 AM
Sniff. Sniff.

U guyz r so meen.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 12:59 AM
I'm now utterly convinced that Hootie is a gay
sucking dick is a hobby of mine not a habit.

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 12:59 AM
I'm now utterly convinced that Hootie is a gay

The real question is were you non utterly convinced prior to that post?

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 01:00 AM
Sniff. Sniff.

U guyz r so meen.

Calm down green weenie, everythings gonna be alright.

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 01:00 AM
I envision him as will ferrell from the wedding crashers.
cooler than that.

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 01:01 AM
sucking dick is a hobby of mine not a habit.


:rolleyes:

Well at least you can quit being a fag anytime you want.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 01:01 AM
sucking dick is a hobby of mine not a habit.
Why you sucking all that dick for no money?

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 01:02 AM
Why you sucking all that dick for no money?
are you suppose to charge family members?

J Diddy
05-29-2006, 01:02 AM
Why you sucking all that dick for no money?


Enter Endelt the pimp.


Trying to add another ho to his stable of money making bitches.

Halfcan
05-29-2006, 01:03 AM
Having no real friends and no internet friends isn't exactly the opposite of having no real friends and thousand of internet friends.

Yep your right I have no friends real or imaginary. :loser:

Short Leash Hootie
05-29-2006, 01:04 AM
Yep your right I have no friends real or imaginary. :loser:
friendfinder.com?

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 01:07 AM
are you suppose to charge family members?
If you can't rip off those who trust you, who can you rip off?

Halfcan
05-29-2006, 01:07 AM
I envision him as will ferrell from the wedding crashers.

LOl nice one-that movie cracked me up. More like Will when he goes back to college and runs up the street naked.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 01:15 AM
friendfinder.com?no no no

adultfriendfinder.com

(like you didn't know)

Katipan
05-29-2006, 01:21 AM
suck one dick and be labeled a c*cksucker (STUPID FAG FILTER) for life.

it's not right.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 01:24 AM
I thought that joke was, "But, you f*ck one goat..."

Katipan
05-29-2006, 01:29 AM
shut up, dear

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 01:32 AM
oh, aren't you two so cute

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 01:35 AM
shut up, dear
yes, dear
sorry, dear.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 01:36 AM
oh, aren't you two so cute
Hey, when my wedding picture gets posted on here, people are going to forget all about yours.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 01:37 AM
God I hope so.

luv
05-29-2006, 01:37 AM
Hey, when my wedding picture gets posted on here, people are going to forget all about yours.
ROFL

I must be easy tonight. To make laugh.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 01:38 AM
It's a good thing you put in that "To make laugh".

Katipan
05-29-2006, 01:53 AM
ENDelt260 makes all girls easy.

Many boys, too.

ENDelt260
05-29-2006, 02:26 AM
It's not my fault I'm pretty.

Braincase
05-29-2006, 06:26 AM
I'll make the choice not to be mean.

When I go swimming at the lake, I'm easily recognized by the circling Greenpeace launch.

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 07:28 AM
When I go swimming at the lake, I'm easily recognized by the circling Greenpeace launch.I can't imagine what they'd think you are if they could see more than just your head above water.

I can relate. I'm best described as a sort of fleshy iceburg on the exceedingly rare occasion that I'm immersed in more than a bathtub full of water.

Fried Meat Ball!
05-29-2006, 07:48 AM
Yeah, most water patrol officers urge me not to go in the water -- displacement and all, it's a bitch.

ChiefButthurt
05-29-2006, 12:20 PM
sucking dick is a hobby of mine not a habit.

That's just plain wrong. :Lin: :shrug:

PastorMikH
05-29-2006, 06:22 PM
In the pool and SWIMSUIT tomorrow........pics will follow later....:D

love ya L, ;)



Sounds like fun. Say, who are you going to get to post the pics for you?


:p :p

tommykat
05-30-2006, 04:21 PM
Sounds like fun. Say, who are you going to get to post the pics for you?


:p :p

:hmmm: That might just be you ;) Got a couple of Luv and one tat on her ankle that is pretty cool. The day was nice and very quiet. My family didn't show up so just the 3 of us. It was nice and Luv is burnt pretty much. OUCH is what I am sure she is fealing today....Red true and true, alas showed her loyalty to the Chiefs :D

luv
05-30-2006, 04:34 PM
:hmmm: That might just be you ;) Got a couple of Luv and one tat on her ankle that is pretty cool. The day was nice and very quiet. My family didn't show up so just the 3 of us. It was nice and Luv is burnt pretty much. OUCH is what I am sure she is fealing today....Red true and true, alas showed her loyalty to the Chiefs :D
I took a vacation day for tonight. No aloe here, so I soaked in some vinegar water. It helped take some of the sting out.

4th and Long
05-30-2006, 04:36 PM
I took a vacation day for tonight. No aloe here, so I soaked in some vinegar water. It helped take some of the sting out.
You really need some aloe, or at the very least, some lotion, to keep your skin hydrated.

luv
05-30-2006, 04:38 PM
You really need some aloe, or at the very least, some lotion, to keep your skin hydrated.
Oh, I've got lotion. I put some on every few hours.

4th and Long
05-30-2006, 04:39 PM
Oh, I've got lotion. I put some on every few hours.
Good deal.

tommykat
05-30-2006, 04:40 PM
I took a vacation day for tonight. No aloe here, so I soaked in some vinegar water. It helped take some of the sting out.

Go get some aloe........use vinegar by itself with out any water! It will help take some of the burn out.;)

Iowanian
05-30-2006, 05:12 PM
I took a vacation day for tonight. ....so I soaked in some vinegar water. It helped take some of the sting out.

I'm not one to be an ass for no reason here.....but any joke that can be written with the author's own words by adding a single "K" instead of a "g"...has to be mentioned.

luv
05-30-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm not one to be an ass for no reason here.....but any joke that can be written with the author's own words by adding a single "K" instead of a "g"...has to be mentioned.

LOL

Actually, soaking in vinegar water helps put the stink on. Whew! Don't think I didn't take a slightly painful, cool shower to try to get some of that off.

Iowanian
05-30-2006, 05:18 PM
Since you're a broad, if you make a post about the aloe making your hot, Pink skin all slick and moist and burning.....you'd get a marraige proposal from halfcan and 15 reps

luv
05-30-2006, 05:18 PM
Since you're a broad, if you make a post about the aloe making your hot, Pink skin all slick and moist and burning.....you'd get a marraige proposal from halfcan and 15 reps
I think it'd take a lot less than that.

listopencil
05-30-2006, 05:20 PM
so uh, can we at least use the (NSFW) when this happens?




Where are these NSFW pics? What thread?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 05:22 PM
I think it'd take a lot less than that.
Post a pick demonstrating your new tan lines with strategic hand placement ala the goddess terror and you'd be the new queen of teh chiefsplanet intraweb.

luv
05-30-2006, 05:22 PM
Where are these NSFW pics? What thread?
I posted a picture of my FAT hands and my FAT feet on another thread. He got kinda obsessed with it. I just wanted to fit in by posting body parts, too.

Skip Towne
05-30-2006, 05:23 PM
When I was in the Air Force, it was a punishable offense to get a sunburn bad enough that you couldn't work. They considered it negligence.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 05:24 PM
When I was in the Air Force, it was a punishable offense to get a sunburn bad enough that you couldn't work. They considered it negligence.They work in the Air Force?

luv
05-30-2006, 05:24 PM
Post a pick demonstrating your new tan lines with strategic hand placement ala the goddess terror and you'd be the new queen of teh chiefsplanet intraweb.
I don't think so....on posting them or wanting to be queen.

luv
05-30-2006, 05:25 PM
When I was in the Air Force, it was a punishable offense to get a sunburn bad enough that you couldn't work. They considered it negligence.
Even if you had paid time off due?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 05:25 PM
It's good to be the queen. Just ask kotter.

listopencil
05-30-2006, 05:26 PM
When I was in the Air Force, it was a punishable offense to get a sunburn bad enough that you couldn't work. They considered it negligence.



Navy is the same way. We were sailing to Seattle once and our barber had pink eye. I had let my hair grow out and the Master Chief told me I wasn't getting off the boat without a hair cut. A friend of mine helped me shave my head. The Master Chief liked it but the medic told me if I got a sunburn on my head I would get busted for damaging government property.

Skip Towne
05-30-2006, 05:27 PM
They work in the Air Force?
Somewhat. They have 3 guys for every job (in case of 24 hr. alert.)

Fried Meat Ball!
05-30-2006, 05:28 PM
I got a sunburn last fall (at a Chiefs game) so bad I had second degree burns to my forehead.

Goddamn that hurt.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 06:30 PM
Post a pick demonstrating your new tan lines with strategic hand placement ala the goddess terror and you'd be the new queen of teh chiefsplanet intraweb.

Terror? Save for the semi-naughty pic, I've been quite tame, what'd I do to earn the Terror part?

Cochise
05-30-2006, 06:35 PM
Man, I read all the way to the end and no swimsuit pics?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:40 PM
Terror? Save for the semi-naughty pic, I've been quite tame, what'd I do to earn the Terror part?Tara. Terror. That's all. Nothing more.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:41 PM
Man, I read all the way to the end and no swimsuit pics?...

listopencil
05-30-2006, 06:43 PM
I posted a picture of my FAT hands and my FAT feet on another thread. He got kinda obsessed with it. I just wanted to fit in by posting body parts, too.

Well, let's see some boobies then.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 06:43 PM
Tara. Terror. That's all. Nothing more.

Ah, ok. I realized after I posted it was probably the green penis thing. :p But we'll go with what you said.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:43 PM
I think boobies were covered in the last pic, as well.

listopencil
05-30-2006, 06:44 PM
I think boobies were covered in the last pic, as well.



Not moobs, boobs.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 06:44 PM
STOP IT

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:45 PM
Hootie's pitchin' a tent.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 06:46 PM
ACK! Keg, for the love of God.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 06:46 PM
Hootie's pitchin' a tent.
you want to see a picture of my balls?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:50 PM
you want to see a picture of my balls?No, thanks.

Just in case you feel obligated, I'll post what's probably a fair likeness.

luv
05-30-2006, 06:50 PM
you want to see a picture of my balls?
I could use a good laugh.

Skip Towne
05-30-2006, 06:50 PM
you want to see a picture of my balls?
If you do it, I swear I will hunt you down.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 06:51 PM
I will never eat raisins again.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:51 PM
If you do it, I swear I will hunt you down.Skip really likes balls.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:51 PM
I will never eat raisins again.Of course you won't. You're married. But I digress.

luv
05-30-2006, 06:55 PM
Man, I read all the way to the end and no swimsuit pics?
http://www.gadling.com/media/2006/1/bathingsuit.jpg

Here's a pretty one.

luv
05-30-2006, 06:55 PM
Of course you won't. You're married. But I digress.
How many times are you going to digress today?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:55 PM
Wow, that tanning bed worked wonders on you. It's like you're a whole different person. Without arms and a head.

luv
05-30-2006, 06:56 PM
Wow, that tanning bed worked wonders on you. It's like you're a whole different person. Without arms and a head.
If a tanning bed turned me gray, I'd sue.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:56 PM
How many times are you going to digress today?Oh, who's counting my digressions.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 06:57 PM
Of course you won't. You're married. But I digress.

I just spit diet pepsi all over my monitor, thanks. I am not one of those women though. If my husband didn't have to work, I'd be more than willing to spend all our time in bed. :drool:

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 06:59 PM
I am not one of those women though. God, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.

Cochise
05-30-2006, 07:00 PM
Sigh. I guess I'll just sit here and admire my own visage then.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:01 PM
I could use a good laugh.
Ok.

Try doing 10 sit-ups.

Hahahahaha.

See? Funny.

Cochise
05-30-2006, 07:01 PM
Ok.

Try doing 10 sit-ups.

Hahahahaha.

See? Funny.

They're that huge?

Come on, damnit, just one pic. Quit torturing us.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:01 PM
If you do it, I swear I will hunt you down.
They're nice!

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:03 PM
They're that huge?

Come on, damnit, just one pic. Quit torturing us.
Do you want...

All nuts, cupped penis OR all nuts, penis flopping around?! Your choice. I have a HUGE collection. Pun intended.

Cochise
05-30-2006, 07:04 PM
Do you want...

All nuts, cupped penis OR all nuts, penis flopping around?! Your choice. I have a HUGE collection. Pun intended.

How about the tuck rule, got any of those?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 07:04 PM
How about the tuck rule, got any of those?I, uh, think I'll just leave you two alone in here.

luv
05-30-2006, 07:05 PM
Do you want...

All nuts, cupped penis OR all nuts, penis flopping around?! Your choice. I have a HUGE collection. Pun intended.
Wow, you've manged to get everyone talking about your balls. You're so good. You want all of these guys thinking about your dick?

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:06 PM
How about the tuck rule, got any of those?
do I!

I have 'shaved' tuck and 'bush' tuck, you choose!

And I also have 'one nut out' tuck, which is pretty stellar.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:07 PM
Wow, you've manged to get everyone talking about your balls. You're so good. You want all of these guys thinking about your dick?
anything to take their minds off your 'pregnant' feet!

luv
05-30-2006, 07:08 PM
anything to take their minds off your 'pregnant' feet!
You're the only one who seems to still be bringing them up. Whatever gets you off. You're the one obsessed with your own dick and trying to get other guys to focus on it.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:09 PM
You're the only one who seems to still be bringing them up. Whatever gets you off. You're the one obsessed with your own dick and trying to get other guys to focus on it.
YEAH!?

Skip Towne
05-30-2006, 07:12 PM
It' all about Hootie. The "new" Gochiefs.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 07:12 PM
Same as the "old" GoChiefs.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:14 PM
Don't hate...DISCRIMINATE!

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:15 PM
Plus I live on my own, have a job, a 'girlfriend' and I only masturbate ONCE daily. And I swear to God I HATE Star Wars!

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 07:41 PM
And I also have 'one nut out' tuck, which is pretty stellar.

I'm going to regret this I'm sure.....

One nut out tuck? How the hell do you manage that????

luv
05-30-2006, 07:41 PM
I'm going to regret this I'm sure.....

One nut out tuck? How the hell do you manage that????
You had to encourage him. :shake:

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 07:42 PM
Ever hear the one about "let sleeping dogs lie?"

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:42 PM
I'm going to regret this I'm sure.....

One nut out tuck? How the hell do you manage that????
Well, you tuck your 'peen' and a nut, and then kind of press back with your hips, and 'bloop', one nuts pops right out. Looks like you have a tumor or something, kind of humorous. You can run around with the 'one nut out' tuck, and people will laugh.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:43 PM
Works best in crowds while intoxicated.

JBucc
05-30-2006, 07:46 PM
Well, you tuck your 'peen' and a nut, and then kind of press back with your hips, and 'bloop', one nuts pops right out. Looks like you have a tumor or something, kind of humorous. You can run around with the 'one nut out' tuck, and people will laugh.heh...yea.h

SPchief
05-30-2006, 07:46 PM
Works best in crowds while intoxicated.


I have done some pretty stupid stuff while drinking. But I have never had the urgre to pull my pants down, tuck my dick between my legs and run around a party.


wtf man.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:47 PM
I have done some pretty stupid stuff while drinking. But I have never had the urgre to pull my pants down, tuck my dick between my legs and run around a party.


wtf man.
That's because you're gay.

luv
05-30-2006, 07:48 PM
I have done some pretty stupid stuff while drinking. But I have never had the urgre to pull my pants down, tuck my dick between my legs and run around a party.


wtf man.
Don't mind him. He's still into junior high chicks too.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 07:49 PM
Sorry Luv and Keg, I couldn't help myself, I've seen the tuck in movies, but wondered how the hell he could manage to do so with one nut out still. I figured maybe he was one of those guys that needed a scrotal tissue tuck or something.

ROFL "bloop"

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:49 PM
Don't mind him. He's still into junior high chicks too.
Who isn't?!

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:50 PM
Sorry Luv and Keg, I couldn't help myself, I've seen the tuck in movies, but wondered how the hell he could manage to do so with one nut out still. I figured maybe he was one of those guys that needed a scrotal tissue tuck or something.

ROFL "bloop"
I'm an amazing specimen!

luv
05-30-2006, 07:50 PM
Who isn't?!
I don't know. People who aren't attention whores?

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:51 PM
I don't know. People who aren't attention whores?
I'm fat?

luv
05-30-2006, 07:52 PM
I'm fat?
Your girlfriend hasn't given you any lately, has she?

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 07:52 PM
I'm an amazing specimen!

I would agree with this, we dissected "specimen" in anatomy in college. You should go ahead and just donate your body to science now.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:53 PM
Your girlfriend hasn't given you any lately, has she?
french fries? What?

luv
05-30-2006, 07:54 PM
french fries? What?
wow. It's been that long, huh? Oh wait, did you tell her you preferred a dick up your ass? Was she not into strap-ons? Sorry.

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 07:55 PM
french fries? What?I'll take "fried roots that are the same size as hootie's dick for 100, alex"

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:56 PM
wow. It's been that long, huh? Oh wait, did you tell her you preferred a dick up your ass? Was she not into strap-ons? Sorry.
my girlfriend has a penis?

keg in kc
05-30-2006, 07:57 PM
Apparently it's a prerequisite.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 07:57 PM
my girlfriend has a penis.

I fixed your post for you.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 07:57 PM
I fixed your post for you.
Thanks. You're witty!

PastorMikH
05-30-2006, 08:51 PM
I took a vacation day for tonight. No aloe here, so I soaked in some vinegar water. It helped take some of the sting out.



I've tried a lot of stuff and hands down, Noxema works better for me than anything else. Put the Noxema on, then sit or lay in front of the fan with the sun-burned skin uncovered and the Sunburn doesn't last nearly as long.

PastorMikH
05-30-2006, 08:58 PM
Man, I read all the way to the end and no swimsuit pics?




TommyKat is probably still wondering how to post the polaroids.;):)

Moooo
05-30-2006, 09:00 PM
I would agree with this, we dissected "specimen" in anatomy in college. You should go ahead and just donate your body to science now.

I always wanted to donate my body to science fiction...

Sorry, ol Rodney Dangerfield joke. God he was funny!

Commence to flaming!

Moooo

luv
05-30-2006, 09:08 PM
I've tried a lot of stuff and hands down, Noxema works better for me than anything else. Put the Noxema on, then sit or lay in front of the fan with the sun-burned skin uncovered and the Sunburn doesn't last nearly as long.
No Noxema either. Dad was kind enough to run by and get me some lotion with aloe on his way home from work, though.

Bowser
05-30-2006, 09:09 PM
I will live less of a life for reading this thread.

|Zach|
05-30-2006, 09:18 PM
I will live less of a life for reading this thread.
ROFL

Cochise
05-30-2006, 09:31 PM
Man, I keep trying that one-in-one-out thing, and it's not working. What is your secret Hootie?

Cochise
05-30-2006, 09:31 PM
And hurry up, I need to go close the blinds soon.

BIG K
05-30-2006, 10:00 PM
No Noxema either. Dad was kind enough to run by and get me some lotion with aloe on his way home from work, though.

Wow! A thread devoted to you... It was only a matter of time... :p

Talk to you in what, say three weeks?????? :)

ENDelt260
05-30-2006, 10:21 PM
I only masturbate ONCE daily.

You're only cheating yourself.

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 10:50 PM
Man, I keep trying that one-in-one-out thing, and it's not working. What is your secret Hootie?
Dude, I don't know. I think it's pretty easy. It's almost tougher to do the full on, 'Silence of the Lambs,' tuck. The 'one nut out' tuck is just natural to me, I guess. When I'm wearing sweats I don't want anyone staring at my tiny bulge, so I just tuck it, usually one nut out, and boom, no bulge!

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 10:56 PM
Hootie, I am going to have to beg my husband to do this for me when he gets home, just so I can see what it looks like. ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
05-30-2006, 10:58 PM
Hootie, I am going to have to beg my husband to do this for me when he gets home, just so I can see what it looks like. ROFL
Just picture a crotch area with no penis, and just one big nut hanging out with obvious pressure on it.

I can do jumping jacks and still have the 'one nut' tuck working! I've gotten that good at it.

Goddess Tara
05-30-2006, 11:12 PM
Jumping jacks?????????? Ok that's just weird.

luv
05-30-2006, 11:52 PM
Wow! A thread devoted to you... It was only a matter of time... :p

Talk to you in what, say three weeks?????? :)
Three weeks? If you're referring to the burn, I'm hoping it just takes a couple of more days.

greg63
05-31-2006, 12:38 AM
Wow! A thread devoted to you... It was only a matter of time... :p

Talk to you in what, say three weeks?????? :)

Yeah, luv has for sure arrived. :thumb:

sedated
05-31-2006, 11:23 AM
So, Chiefsplanet killed your inner child?


killed - no

molested - yes

Bob Dole
05-31-2006, 11:24 AM
TommyKat is probably still wondering how to post the polaroids.;):)

They're taped to her monitor. Can't everyone see them?

ChiTown
05-31-2006, 11:26 AM
They're taped to her monitor. Can't everyone see them?

ROFL

oh, yes. There they are.........

tommykat
05-31-2006, 08:52 PM
They're taped to her monitor. Can't everyone see them?

OK, that was good........foooooooooooo chit!

Monkeylook4food
05-31-2006, 08:56 PM
Since nobody got pictures of a broad in a bathing suit in this thread yet, I'll post one.

Monkeylook4food
05-31-2006, 09:00 PM
Here's a bigger one of the same broad: