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Braincase
05-29-2006, 07:56 AM
Post a picture of the shoes, and then what you would here through the iPod... I'm guessing a couple of us would hear, "Whoa, dude, why dontcha work in a salad every now and then?"

Braincase
05-29-2006, 07:59 AM
Example - Herzig's Shoes... and his iPod says:

"Cinderella story.. outta nowhere... former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion. "

Fire Me Boy!
05-29-2006, 08:00 AM
"White socks and wingtips? Seriously?"

keg in kc
05-29-2006, 08:01 AM
I don't have an iPod. Or wear shoes. So I'm guessing I'd hear silence.

Braincase
05-29-2006, 08:03 AM
Hali Chi3fs...

"Dude! That's half a joint RIGHT THERE! Put down the GAWDAMN DORITOS!"

stevieray
05-29-2006, 08:14 AM
don't step on me.

Braincase
05-29-2006, 08:51 AM
don't step on me.

morphius
05-29-2006, 08:54 AM
Oh hell, that was a flashback!!

StcChief
05-29-2006, 11:41 AM
If you hit concrete your done.

I'll try and break your fall...Little buddy

Braincase
05-30-2006, 05:14 AM
Rain Man...

"The sidewalks are HARD. Denver must have the hardest sidewalks anywhere... y'know what... you oughta make a POLL!"

Braincase
05-30-2006, 05:18 AM
GoChiefs...

"Tip toe through the tulips with meeeeeeeeee!"

Braincase
05-30-2006, 05:22 AM
Logical's shoes say...

"Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball"

Fire Me Boy!
05-30-2006, 05:30 AM
Since you started it, Braincase... I felt the need to let everyone else know all the lyrics.




He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball