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SLAG
06-03-2006, 02:27 PM
Does it bother you when the Fart rides up the front slit vs the normal ride up the back side


:shrug:

ChiefsFire
06-03-2006, 02:30 PM
does it matter which orifice it originates from?

Planetman
06-03-2006, 02:33 PM
I find it highly inappropriate that you posed such a question to the ladies of The Planet, Citizen Slag.

That being said, it did tickle my brain, just a bit.

SLAG
06-03-2006, 02:33 PM
does it matter which orifice it originates from?
I guess if it was a queef would it be wierd if it went up the back or do queefs normally go up the back?

SLAG
06-03-2006, 02:37 PM
I find it highly inappropriate that you posed such a question to the ladies of The Planet, Citizen Slag.

That being said, it did tickle my brain, just a bit.


Since your a n00b just know that my question was HIGHLY appropo

ChiefsFire
06-03-2006, 02:37 PM
I guess if it was a queef would it be wierd if it went up the back or do queefs normally go up the back?
i dunno....

better ask one of the ladies.....

ill stand behind you when you ask them

58-4ever
06-03-2006, 02:39 PM
This is mostly gross, but kind of funny. :shake:

Planetman
06-03-2006, 02:40 PM
Since your a n00b just know that my question was HIGHLY appropo
I said it tickled my superhero brain. What more do you want?

BigMeatballDave
06-03-2006, 02:40 PM
Tara used to fart a lot. Probably still does. You should ask her... :)

ChiefsFire
06-03-2006, 02:43 PM
Tara used to fart a lot. Probably still does. You should ask her... :)
haha

haha

BucEyedPea
06-03-2006, 02:45 PM
:huh: Ladies DON"T fart.:harumph:
It's not ladylike and bad manners.
:ZZZ: That's a man thing. :moon:

ChiefsFire
06-03-2006, 02:46 PM
:huh: Ladies DON"T fart.:harumph:
It's not ladylike and bad manners.
:ZZZ: That's a man thing. :moon:
are you saying Taras not a lady then?

Tribal Warfare
06-03-2006, 02:46 PM
Since your a n00b just know that my question was HIGHLY appropo

Dude, it's the poster 4th and Long


Who's the n00b now?

SLAG
06-03-2006, 02:52 PM
Dude, it's the poster 4th and Long


Who's the n00b now?

i was not aware how were you privy to this information

Hey i have always admitted to being a n00b

but lets try and stay on topic

thanks
:)

4th and Long
06-03-2006, 02:52 PM
What?

angel
06-03-2006, 03:08 PM
I guess it was my own fault for clicking on a thread that had the word "fart" in the title, but rather than saying, "I'm not responding to this kind of question" (because, by saying that, I am responding in a way, and I'm just being a brat and taking up space posting that I'm not going to post, when I'm actually posting a response that says that I'm not, you see?

SLAG
06-03-2006, 03:09 PM
I guess it was my own fault for clicking on a thread that had the word "fart" in the title, but rather than saying, "I'm not responding to this kind of question" (because, by saying that, I am responding in a way, and I'm just being a brat and taking up space posting that I'm not going to post, when I'm actually posting a response that says that I'm not, you see?


well that sucks cuz i want an answer to my question

:cuss:

4th and Long
06-03-2006, 03:11 PM
well that sucks cuz i want an answer to my question

:cuss:
I suggest you ask your wife.

Post what she says, after you're out of the cast.

SLAG
06-03-2006, 03:12 PM
I suggest you ask your wife.

Post what she says, after you're out of the cast.

i did ask and she wouldnt give me a straight answer either..

i can ask her anything without fear of reprocussions

ChiefsFire
06-03-2006, 03:14 PM
i did ask and she wouldnt give me a straight answer either..

i can ask her anything without fear of reprocussions


what about concussions?

luv
06-03-2006, 03:24 PM
:huh: Ladies DON"T fart.:harumph:
It's not ladylike and bad manners.
:ZZZ: That's a man thing. :moon:
You must belch a lot then.

BucEyedPea
06-03-2006, 03:26 PM
Nevah. I do get hiccups a lot though.

PS, My post was just a joke.

luv
06-03-2006, 03:27 PM
Nevah. I do get hiccups a lot though.

PS, My post was just a joke.
So was mine. :)

Bowser
06-03-2006, 03:36 PM
Insert standard female "girls don't fart, we poot" response.

A statement that the wife has proven completely untrue, by the way.

jspchief
06-03-2006, 06:04 PM
There are a lot of things to think about when it comes to women. I can't remotely imagine how you managed to bypass all the good things to get to wondering about the route their farts use to escape.

BigMeatballDave
06-03-2006, 06:28 PM
:huh: Ladies DON"T fart.:harumph:
It's not ladylike and bad manners.
:ZZZ: That's a man thing. :moon:
ROFL Yeah, whatever...

listopencil
06-03-2006, 06:35 PM
I guess if it was a queef would it be wierd if it went up the back or do queefs normally go up the back?


Speaking of queefs, did you guys cut Quentin Griffin yet?

Bob Dole
06-03-2006, 06:52 PM
I guess it was my own fault for clicking on a thread that had the word "fart" in the title, but rather than saying, "I'm not responding to this kind of question" (because, by saying that, I am responding in a way, and I'm just being a brat and taking up space posting that I'm not going to post, when I'm actually posting a response that says that I'm not, you see?

Typical sort of female answer to a fairly straightforward question...

Moooo
06-03-2006, 06:56 PM
Typical sort of female answer to a fairly straightforward question...

I always called it, "Womaneese." The man who can decipher this almost cryptic language has it MADE!

Moooo

Bob Dole
06-03-2006, 07:00 PM
I always called it, "Womaneese." The man who can decipher this almost cryptic language has it MADE!

Moooo

Who even wants to expend that much effort?

There's a reason Bob Dole is single...

Moooo
06-03-2006, 07:01 PM
Who even wants to expend that much effort?

There's a reason Bob Dole is single...

...Touche, Dole...

Moooo

luv
06-03-2006, 07:07 PM
Does it bother you when the Fart rides up the front slit vs the normal ride up the back side


:shrug:
I don't care where it goes, as long as it gets out.

keg in kc
06-04-2006, 12:06 AM
All the women I've known fart worse than I do. And that's saying something.

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 12:11 AM
Tara used to fart a lot. Probably still does. You should ask her... :)

STFU

OMG You have opened yourself up to a world of sh*t! I have so much dirt on you and have refrained from posting because I'm a nice woman, but no more. You won't know when it's coming, but it will, you just wait.

greg63
06-04-2006, 12:12 AM
:huh: Ladies DON"T fart.:harumph:
It's not ladylike and bad manners.
:ZZZ: That's a man thing. :moon:

Yeah, they, instead, have the vapors.

greg63
06-04-2006, 12:13 AM
I don't care where it goes, as long as it gets out.


ROFLROFLROFL

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 12:13 AM
Does it bother you when the Fart rides up the front slit vs the normal ride up the back side


:shrug:

And to answer your question, I don't recall ever having a fart ride up the front. But I'm of the opinion better out than in.

BigMeatballDave
06-04-2006, 12:42 AM
STFU

OMG You have opened yourself up to a world of sh*t! I have so much dirt on you and have refrained from posting because I'm a nice woman, but no more. You won't know when it's coming, but it will, you just wait.
:fart:

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:27 AM
:fart:

At least tell them I never sent you out of the room gagging.

keg in kc
06-04-2006, 01:27 AM
At least tell them I never sent you out of the room gagging.Oh, that's not nice, asking a guy to lie.

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:31 AM
Oh, that's not nice, asking a guy to lie.
4321

keg in kc
06-04-2006, 01:33 AM
I'd suggest you use that finger to plug the gassy dam.

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:34 AM
I'd suggest you use that finger to plug the gassy dam.

Well bend over!

keg in kc
06-04-2006, 01:35 AM
As tempting as that sounds, I'll refrain.

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:42 AM
As tempting as that sounds, I'll refrain.


Oh come on, I'll only put it in a little bit. :evil:

Rausch
06-04-2006, 01:45 AM
Who even wants to expend that much effort?

There's a reason Bob Dole is single...

You show up with a different hotty to each Planet event?...

BigMeatballDave
06-04-2006, 01:45 AM
I'd suggest you use that finger to plug the gassy dam.
ROFL

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:47 AM
ROFL
STFU

Bowser
06-04-2006, 09:42 AM
I move to re-name Goddess Tara to Gassy McFartFart.

milkman
06-04-2006, 09:47 AM
I move to re-name Goddess Tara to Gassy McFartFart.

Why so much.

Gassy Tara would work just fine.

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 12:30 PM
Why so much.

Gassy Tara would work just fine.

Don't encourage him!

Katipan
06-04-2006, 12:41 PM
Does it bother you when the Fart rides up the front slit vs the normal ride up the back side


:shrug:

That doesn't happen.

er.

That shouldn't happen.

StcChief
06-04-2006, 01:15 PM
That doesn't happen.

er.

That shouldn't happen.

This is a Positional related issue.

Use your imagination.
:p

SLAG
06-04-2006, 01:19 PM
This is a Positional related issue.

Use your imagination.
:p


did you get my email about the phones earlier in the week?

StcChief
06-04-2006, 01:22 PM
did you get my email about the phones earlier in the week?
Check PM.

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:36 PM
This is a Positional related issue.

Use your imagination.
:p

What the hell kind of position would you have to be in for a fart to ride up the front? Apparently my imagination isn't that good.

Bowser
06-04-2006, 01:36 PM
What the hell kind of position would you have to be in for a fart to ride up the front? Apparently my imagination isn't that good.

Sitting way back in the tub?

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:41 PM
Sitting way back in the tub?

No, it still goes up the back. :)

SLAG
06-04-2006, 01:42 PM
No, it still goes up the back. :)


You know it has happend.... just fess up

StcChief
06-04-2006, 01:44 PM
Sitting way back in the tub?
That's one way.

Knees near shoulders....During .....

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 01:49 PM
That's one way.

Knees near shoulders....During .....

No, then it would be stopped by.........never mind.

Katipan
06-04-2006, 01:51 PM
One would hope

milkman
06-04-2006, 01:56 PM
No, then it would be stopped by.........never mind.

OK, so now you're gonna suddenly start acting shy and demure?

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 05:46 PM
OK, so now you're gonna suddenly start acting shy and demure?

I am shy and demure, this wildcat that you guys see is all an act. I'm actually a librarian and I like long walks in the rain and reading war and peace for fun.

sedated
06-04-2006, 06:12 PM
As many hours as I have spent thinking about women...and their bodies...and every crevasse of their bodies...I could never have come up with this question


much props, SLAG

milkman
06-04-2006, 06:31 PM
I am shy and demure, this wildcat that you guys see is all an act. I'm actually a librarian and I like long walks in the rain and reading war and peace for fun.

So you're not only shy and demure, but drab and stodgy as well?

Goddess Tara
06-04-2006, 07:40 PM
So you're not only shy and demure, but drab and stodgy as well?

:p yep, that's me.

SLAG
06-05-2006, 10:31 AM
:p yep, that's me.


so are you going to answer the Q or not....
i'm still waiting

Goddess Tara
06-05-2006, 02:38 PM
so are you going to answer the Q or not....
i'm still waiting

I did answer the question.

And to answer your question, I don't recall ever having a fart ride up the front. But I'm of the opinion better out than in.

Bootlegged
06-05-2006, 02:50 PM
Interesting. Just yesterday I was thinking of how to invent mens underwear that seal the walnuts off from the starfish, so this doesn't occur. My boys don't need to be hit with the vile expulsions that come from their southward neighbor. If I only knew how... :hmmm:

Baby Lee
06-05-2006, 02:58 PM
Oh come on, I'll only put it in a little bit. :evil:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00202/Vince_Vaughn_202392m.jpg
We'll play a game called 'Just the tip, just for a minute.'

ROFL ROFL

sedated
06-05-2006, 03:08 PM
Interesting. Just yesterday I was thinking of how to invent mens underwear that seal the walnuts off from the starfish, so this doesn't occur. My boys don't need to be hit with the vile expulsions that come from their southward neighbor. If I only knew how... :hmmm:

why the hell not?!

that's such a great feeling...like a quick sack massage.

and people wonder why I get so much pleasure from farting.

Baby Lee
06-05-2006, 03:14 PM
Does it bother you when the Fart rides up the front slit vs the normal ride up the back side


:shrug:
Why do I get the visual of a Barney Gumble beer belch, with his lips all a'quiverin'?

StcChief
06-05-2006, 04:53 PM
Why do I get the visual of a Barney Gumble beer belch, with his lips all a'quiverin'?
That tickled....tee hee. ROFL

Baby Lee
06-05-2006, 05:02 PM
Oh, and honeys. . . if your farts manage to work their way around to be emited from the fleshy space between your thigh and your gunt, hop on the treadmill tootsweet.

SLAG
06-05-2006, 05:15 PM
Oh, and honeys. . . if your farts manage to work their way around to be emited from the fleshy space between your thigh and your gunt, hop on the treadmill tootsweet.


ROFL

what if it reaches the back fat roll when exiting the normal manner

SLAG
06-08-2006, 11:40 AM
For all the Ladies that missed this...

BUMPITY

StcChief
06-08-2006, 01:44 PM
ROFL

what if it reaches the back fat roll when exiting the normal manner

As long as 'Factory Air' still exists this should be a non issue.

Goddess Tara
06-09-2006, 12:04 AM
As long as 'Factory Air' still exists this should be a non issue.

Must ask what is "Factory Air"?

BigMeatballDave
06-09-2006, 12:50 AM
Must ask what is "Factory Air"?
ROFL

StcChief
06-09-2006, 07:18 AM
Must ask what is "Factory Air"?
ROFL .. Got Goggle...

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=factory+air

Bob and Tom have a real story about it as well.

RedNFeisty
06-09-2006, 09:27 AM
No, my farts do not go up the front.

SLAG
06-09-2006, 09:32 AM
No, my farts do not go up the front.

i am aware that this is not a common occurance but your telling me that it has NEVER happend?

RedNFeisty
06-09-2006, 10:44 AM
i am aware that this is not a common occurance but your telling me that it has NEVER happend?

Not that I can recall, I have had queef's do it and I just giggle because it tickles.

RedNFeisty
06-09-2006, 10:48 AM
i am aware that this is not a common occurance but your telling me that it has NEVER happend?

Oh, wait, after really thinking about it, I have had it happen in the bathtub and in a swimming pool, again I just giggled because it tickled.


This is a really gross topic, btw.

Clint in Wichita
06-09-2006, 10:55 AM
Not that I can recall, I have had queef's do it and I just giggle because it tickles.


You are retarded. ROFL

SLAG
06-09-2006, 11:04 AM
Oh, wait, after really thinking about it, I have had it happen in the bathtub and in a swimming pool, again I just giggled because it tickled.


This is a really gross topic, btw.


if i ever see you or another woman giggle for no reason will now know the source of your excitement

StcChief
06-09-2006, 12:09 PM
Not that I can recall, I have had queef's do it and I just giggle because it tickles.

I knew it... the girl's 'Tee Hee' were for a reason...but untold until now.

RedNFeisty
06-09-2006, 02:58 PM
if i ever see you or another woman giggle for no reason will now know the source of your excitement


I giggle for many unknown reasons. :)

SLAG
06-09-2006, 03:01 PM
I giggle for many unknown reasons. :)


Does clint Know...


or is it better that he doesnt?

:hmmm:

RedNFeisty
06-09-2006, 03:07 PM
Does clint Know...


or is it better that he doesnt?

:hmmm:

Probably better that he doesn't know, sheeee, be quite now.

SLAG
06-09-2006, 09:41 PM
Probably better that he doesn't know, sheeee, be quite now.


You better tell me or i'm telling clint

Jesus
06-09-2006, 09:44 PM
You are retarded. ROFL

Those hullucinations/dreams after your bachelor party. Yeah, that was me. Trying to tell you.

SLAG
02-26-2007, 03:12 PM
As long as 'Factory Air' still exists this should be a non issue.


beaver breather eh??

Gonzo
02-26-2007, 03:41 PM
Ewwwww,
I had a thought, what if chicks send out a "tester" and it ends up being mud butt?
Does it ever travel to the front?

acesn8s
02-26-2007, 03:45 PM
Ewwwww,
I had a thought, what if chicks send out a "tester" and it ends up being mud butt?
Does it ever travel to the front?:Lin:

SLAG
06-20-2007, 10:38 PM
Ewwwww,
I had a thought, what if chicks send out a "tester" and it ends up being mud butt?
Does it ever travel to the front?


That is an Excellent Question