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greg63
06-03-2006, 11:55 PM
what would it be?

I'd want to be a hawk; so for at least twenty-four hours I wouldn't have a natural fear of heights.

Douche Baggins
06-03-2006, 11:56 PM
A sperm whale.

greg63
06-04-2006, 12:03 AM
A sperm whale.

Because??? :D

Douche Baggins
06-04-2006, 12:07 AM
Because??? :D

So I can explore the deep.

Tribal Warfare
06-04-2006, 12:07 AM
I would want be a T-Rex I would want to F*CK SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!

greg63
06-04-2006, 12:15 AM
I would want be a T-Rex I would want to F*CK SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!

What about that one huge dinosaur that kicked T-Rex's butt in Jurassic Park III. :p

NJ Chief Fan
06-04-2006, 12:17 AM
a freakin liger duh

Tribal Warfare
06-04-2006, 12:18 AM
What about that one huge dinosaur that kicked T-Rex's butt in Jurassic Park III. :p

They actuall had an article about that in Newsweek talking about that, and said it would depend on Dinosaur to dinosaur basis meaning the meaner of the two would win. that bottle nose guy wouldn't have the crunching power with his jaws like the T-Rex

greg63
06-04-2006, 12:21 AM
They actuall had an article about that in Newsweek talking about that, and said it would depend on Dinosaur to dinosaur basis meaning the meaner of the two would win. that bottle nose guy wouldn't have the crunching power with his jaws like the T-Rex

I didn't even know that the other existed until I saw that show, and then I thought they just made it up.

greg63
06-04-2006, 12:22 AM
Im outta here.


Nite Planet!

BCD
06-04-2006, 01:55 AM
I understand pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I could handle that...

jspchief
06-04-2006, 06:38 AM
a freakin liger duh22 minutes and 7 posts before this was said? This place really is going to hell.

Braincase
06-04-2006, 06:44 AM
One of those frogs that has half-hour long orgasms.

greg63
06-04-2006, 07:10 AM
One of those frogs that has half-hour long orgasms.


I thought that was pigs; or is it both?

Mr. Flopnuts
06-04-2006, 07:17 AM
A sperm whale.



I figured you'd want to be a rabbit. At least you'd have a shot at gettin laid.

StcChief
06-04-2006, 07:33 AM
Bald Eagle

milkman
06-04-2006, 07:50 AM
I'd want to be a hawk; so for at least twenty-four hours I wouldn't have a natural fear of heights.

What if you were a Hawk that had a natural fear of heights?

You'd be ****ed, now wouldn't ya?

greg63
06-04-2006, 08:16 AM
What if you were a Hawk that had a natural fear of heights?

You'd be ****ed, now wouldn't ya?



ROFLROFLROFL



I would in deed. :banghead:

Frankie
06-04-2006, 08:52 AM
"Retired-to-stud" horse.
:p

Demonpenz
06-04-2006, 10:30 AM
i would be a hippie eating bear

Braincase
06-04-2006, 10:35 AM
Bald Eagle

Halfway there...

milkman
06-04-2006, 10:49 AM
"Retired-to-stud" horse.
:p

I suspect you'd be the mare the stud is bangin'

KcMizzou
06-04-2006, 11:05 AM
i would be a hippie eating bearROFL

"Such a sweet bear, I love you, I lov..." *chomp*

Frankie
06-04-2006, 12:33 PM
I suspect you'd be the mare the stud is bangin'
I know your pessimism comes from your painful experiences. But I'm an optimist, based on my own experience. :p

Mr. Flopnuts
06-04-2006, 12:37 PM
"Retired-to-stud" horse.
:p


I lived in Seattle for a while and I know there is a farm up there in Enumclaw you could go to if you wanna bang horses. You don't have to be an animal for a day to do it. ;)

Tribal Warfare
06-04-2006, 12:52 PM
What about that one huge dinosaur that kicked T-Rex's butt in Jurassic Park III. :p

The real one is called the Megalosaurus it looks like a much bigger version of the T-Rex with the same Jaw structure. Seiously if the bottle nose Dino wouldn't have a chance if the T-Rex gets hold of him the force of it's bite

Rain Man
06-04-2006, 01:00 PM
A sperm whale.

No way. I'd be afraid that I'd get into a fight with a giant squid and drown because I couldn't come up for air.

I'd go with Great White Shark. Since I don't do the whole underwater thing, this would be a great chance to check it out in a low-risk manner. It'd be fun to look at other fish and stuff, and then of course the best part would be swimming out to Midway and the Marianas and stuff to look for shipwrecks. Maybe Greece, too.

SLAG
06-04-2006, 01:12 PM
I understand pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I could handle that...



Yet they play in their own Feces


Is that an even trade off i'm not sure..


BTW my choice would be a bat or a spider of some sort

milkman
06-04-2006, 01:18 PM
Yet they play in their own Feces


Is that an even trade off i'm not sure..


BTW my choice would be a bat or a spider of some sort

And they **** pigs!

Frankie
06-04-2006, 01:33 PM
I lived in Seattle for a while and I know there is a farm up there in Enumclaw you could go to if you wanna bang horses. You don't have to be an animal for a day to do it. ;)
A tempting offer. ;) But unless I am actually a stud horse for a day, I stick with females of the human kind, thank you very much.

greg63
06-04-2006, 02:48 PM
No way. I'd be afraid that I'd get into a fight with a giant squid and drown because I couldn't come up for air.

I'd go with Great White Shark. Since I don't do the whole underwater thing, this would be a great chance to check it out in a low-risk manner. It'd be fun to look at other fish and stuff, and then of course the best part would be swimming out to Midway and the Marianas and stuff to look for shipwrecks. Maybe Greece, too.

I thought about that too; since that seems to be the King of the under water jungle. :D

I can't believe this is still on the front page. ROFL

greg63
06-04-2006, 02:53 PM
The real one is called the Megalosaurus it looks like a much bigger version of the T-Rex with the same Jaw structure. Seiously if the bottle nose Dino wouldn't have a chance if the T-Rex gets hold of him the force of it's bite

Where's Dr. Emit Brown and his Delorean time machine when ya need it. :D

BWillie
06-04-2006, 03:54 PM
I would be a Grizzly Bear. Those things are viscious. It will literally rip your head off.

Moooo
06-04-2006, 03:55 PM
I'd be all about the hippo, baby!

Then either Rhino or Cow.

Moooo

listopencil
06-04-2006, 06:27 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar7536_4.gif


I'd be that tiger.

The Red Sea
06-04-2006, 06:59 PM
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Braincase
One of those frogs that has half-hour long orgasms.
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Hmmm I was thinking on this.
I want each & every one of you to remember this thread during your next orgasm. =)
And really truly look deep inside of you & imagine just how insanely intense it would be to have that feeling for 30 FREAKIN MINUTES!!!

If you can go blind from masterbating then what pray tell would the side effect be from a 30 Minute orgasm?!

One side effect Is one I'd possibly be scared of.
The Warning moms give sometimes if you make a strange Face...."if you keep that up for long your face will Stay that Way!"

Then on the other hand I think 30 minute ORGASM???....Sign me UP!!!!
=P

greg63
06-04-2006, 08:44 PM
I would be a Grizzly Bear. Those things are viscious. It will literally rip your head off.

Not a T-Rex??? :D

Guru
06-04-2006, 09:06 PM
what would it be?

I'd want to be a hawk; so for at least twenty-four hours I wouldn't have a natural fear of heights.


The real question is... What would your wife say?

tommykat
06-04-2006, 09:16 PM
Never mind about what animal you would like to be...Seems as most of the guys are into whales..:hmmm:

greg63
06-04-2006, 09:16 PM
The real question is... What would your wife say?

Eh, she'd be glad to get rid of me for twenty-four hours. ROFL

Moon§hiner
06-04-2006, 09:17 PM
A sperm whale.
Good one...I thought for sure that you were going to say a hamster wrapped in duct tape living in San Francisco.

listopencil
06-04-2006, 09:23 PM
Good one...I thought for sure that you were going to say a hamster wrapped in duct tape living in San Francisco.





What's up, 'shiner?

Guru
06-04-2006, 09:28 PM
Eh, she'd be glad to get rid of me for twenty-four hours. ROFL


Yeah, I have heard that one doo. :shake: :banghead:

Moon§hiner
06-04-2006, 09:38 PM
hey listo....how's it going?...just doing a little cruising before bed and couldn't resist a dig a Bob...er Go Chief....heh

listopencil
06-04-2006, 09:46 PM
hey listo....how's it going?...just doing a little cruising before bed and couldn't resist a dig at Bob...er Go Chief....heh

Just goofing around before bedtime myself. Funny, I know him as gochiefs and I chuckle at "Bob's Your Information Minister". He's straightened out quite a bit from his old days of multiple accounts/usernames and geting banned over here once every two weeks or so.

Moon§hiner
06-04-2006, 09:51 PM
yeah, I agree he is getting better...I think by the time he hits 40 he will be ready to go out and face society... ;) well nite to ya man...off to bed...many air conditioners are going to be broken down and waiting on me in the morning.

listopencil
06-04-2006, 09:52 PM
yeah, I agree he is getting better...I think by the time he hits 40 he will be ready to go out and face society... ;) well nite to ya man...off to bed...many air conditioners are going to be broken down and waiting on me in the morning.


Good night!

Douche Baggins
06-04-2006, 11:19 PM
No way. I'd be afraid that I'd get into a fight with a giant squid and drown because I couldn't come up for air.


Sperm whales and giant squid are not natural enemies. I guarantee you if a giant squid sees a sperm whale coming, he's scared shitless. Sperm whales eat those f*ckers for breakfast.

Tribal Warfare
06-05-2006, 01:39 AM
I would be a Grizzly Bear. Those things are viscious. It will literally rip your head off.
I would own you like Al Davis at a geriatric Bingo game

Moooo
06-05-2006, 02:44 AM
I think you all would be amazed at the power of the hippo... A true beast on land, and yet, insanely nimble in the water.

Sperm whales and giant squid are not natural enemies. I guarantee you if a giant squid sees a sperm whale coming, he's scared shitless. Sperm whales eat those f*ckers for breakfast.

A little reenactment...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Amnh_fg06.jpg

Moooo

MOhillbilly
06-05-2006, 06:52 AM
Gamecock

BucEyedPea
06-05-2006, 07:16 AM
Cheetah

greg63
06-05-2006, 12:53 PM
Gamecock


Cheetah

Reasons???

chagrin
06-05-2006, 12:55 PM
I saw that Animal faceoff on TLC last year...I would be a Male Walrus, with those huge tusks, they kick ass

greg63
06-05-2006, 01:15 PM
I saw that Animal faceoff on TLC last year...I would be a Male Walrus, with those huge tusks, they kick ass

They definitely could do some damage.

jspchief
06-05-2006, 01:16 PM
It would have been cool to be a lion in Kiev last weekend.

greg63
06-06-2006, 12:04 AM
It would have been cool to be a lion in Kiev last weekend.


ROFLROFL

MOhillbilly
06-06-2006, 06:47 AM
those who know cant explain, those who dont wont understand.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2006, 07:44 AM
Blue Footed Booby.

RedNFeisty
06-06-2006, 08:56 AM
If I could be any animal for one day I would chose a lion, being king of the jungle would rule. Plus one swipe of the claws and whatever I hate is dead.

Moooo
06-06-2006, 08:58 AM
If I could be any animal for one day I would chose a lion, being king of the jungle would rule. Plus one swipe of the claws and whatever I hate is dead.

You do realize the female lions do most all the hunting while the male lions sleep 22 hours a day?

If you're okay with this, than you will make a man ecstatic someday (if you aren't already). :)

Moooo

Frankie
06-06-2006, 08:58 AM
It would have been cool to be a lion in Kiev last weekend.
That was a LIONESS, jspc! So I gather you wanna be a female, hey? ;)

RedNFeisty
06-06-2006, 09:03 AM
You do realize the female lions do most all the hunting while the male lions sleep 22 hours a day?

If you're okay with this, than you will make a man ecstatic someday (if you aren't already). :)

Moooo

I don't care about killing for food, I want to kill for fun!

I wouldn't say I make him ecstatic, more like insane.

Moooo
06-06-2006, 09:06 AM
I don't care about killing for food, I want to kill for fun!

I wouldn't say I make him ecstatic, more like insane.

Fair enough. A lion would fit if you were wanting to kill a lot. They are pack fighters, kill every day.

I still don't think one lion would be able to take on a Hippo very well...

Moooo

Chief Henry
06-06-2006, 10:40 AM
A wild BOAR

greg63
06-06-2006, 11:04 AM
A wild BOAR

Reasons people; reasons! :p