PDA

View Full Version : In a fighting tournament, who would win?


Rain Man
06-04-2006, 06:50 PM
In a single-elimination tournament, who would win?

Poll coming.

Rules notes:

1. Nobody gets artificial weapons of any kind.

2. The match ends when a team of referees judges that one side has the other under complete domination. This is not a battle to the death.

Mr. Laz
06-04-2006, 06:56 PM
not to be picky, but 3 unarmed Australian marines seems to imply that the other teams may be armed.

so armed with what ............ would highly influence the outcome.


unless of course you mean "unarmed" as in they have no arms ... then that's a whole different situation.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-04-2006, 06:56 PM
Offseason rules.

I got Frenchies.

FAX
06-04-2006, 06:57 PM
Hold on a second.

There's a midget inside R2D2?

FAX

Rain Man
06-04-2006, 06:57 PM
not to be picky, but 3 unarmed Australian marines seems to imply that the other teams may be armed.

so armed with what ............ would highly influence the outcome.


unless of course you mean "unarmed" as in they have no arms ... then that's a whole different situation.

See the official rules. No one has any artificial weapons. Natural weapons such as teeth and claws are allowed.

NJ Chief Fan
06-04-2006, 06:58 PM
i beat the shit out of chuck norris and rich scanlon at the same time with my left pinky and im right handed so me and 3 other planeteers would rock any competition!

Rain Man
06-04-2006, 06:58 PM
Hold on a second.

There's a midget inside R2D2?

FAX

Most people don't know this, but R2D2 was a carnivore.

Mr. Laz
06-04-2006, 06:59 PM
See the official rules. No one has any artificial weapons. Natural weapons such as teeth and claws are allowed.
i go for the 3 marines then



although if the orangutan was motivated enough it would stand a good chance .... them some strong muthers.

Rain Man
06-04-2006, 07:02 PM
I'm going neanderthal. Sure, they don't have a lot of technique, but I'm thinking that they wouldn't be intimidated by anything, not even a gang of 44 charging kindergartners.

big nasty kcnut
06-04-2006, 07:06 PM
me warrior 5 cntrygurl and digifish would beat anybody in that fight.

Mr. Laz
06-04-2006, 07:08 PM
me warrior 5 cntrygurl and digifish would beat anybody in that fight.
you could always just write something for them ... death by boredom.

















:p jk man ... really

listopencil
06-04-2006, 07:10 PM
The leopard. Without a doubt.

KcMizzou
06-04-2006, 07:12 PM
The leopard. Without a doubt.That's what I picked. Hell, a pissed off house cat is bad enough...

big nasty kcnut
06-04-2006, 07:13 PM
LOL laz that cool blooded lol i had that coming.

Frankie
06-04-2006, 07:17 PM
GOOD! Finally Rain Man has posted a silly poll I have no interest whatsoever to vote in. Thanks dude.

banyon
06-04-2006, 07:19 PM
Gotta go with the Juice.

He's got the real-life experience that counts.

KcMizzou
06-04-2006, 07:22 PM
GOOD! Finally Rain Man has posted a silly poll I have no interest whatsoever to vote in. Thanks dude.You're crazy. These are great. Go start another Cyndi Lauper thread.

Mr. Laz
06-04-2006, 07:25 PM
LOL laz that cool blooded lol i had that coming.
sorry


i just couldn't resist :redface:

Rain Man
06-04-2006, 11:19 PM
GOOD! Finally Rain Man has posted a silly poll I have no interest whatsoever to vote in. Thanks dude.

You may say that, but as you're lying in bed tonight, your mind will wander back through the day, and you'll start wondering about a fight between an orangutan and a mastiff/beagle team.

Ebolapox
06-04-2006, 11:22 PM
any of you fuggers seen that orangutan from every which way from loose (the clint eastwood movie)?? he was FIERCE

cdcox
06-04-2006, 11:23 PM
This thread is worthless without youtubes.

58-4ever
06-04-2006, 11:24 PM
I'm going with Siavii and Bartee. Is this tournament held in one day, or would it be spaced out like the World Cup?

Moooo
06-05-2006, 12:58 AM
I went with the Star Wars quartet. They get the force, you know. Plus, who the hell even touches James Earl Jones, force or not? I have a feeling if a violent act was put upon him, the skies would open up and rain fire upon the assaulter.

Moooo

Tribal Warfare
06-05-2006, 01:05 AM
Jules and Vincent, because they'd say F*CK the rules and shoot the refs and anyone who stands in their way

Moooo
06-05-2006, 01:10 AM
Jules and Vincent, because they'd say F*CK the rules and shoot the refs and anyone who stands in their way

Jules is out of the game, though. And you saw how easily Vincent got owned. He'd say "F*ck the rules, let me go do some heroin." Then someone else would pick up his piece, and, well, the rest would be messy.

Moooo

greg63
06-05-2006, 01:26 AM
Tie.

SoCalBronco
06-05-2006, 01:53 AM
no Gaz would kick all their asses option?

greg63
06-05-2006, 01:51 PM
no Gaz would kick all their asses option?

Kinda what I was thinking.

Rain Man
06-05-2006, 02:09 PM
Looks like I should've made the supermodel team bigger.

jlscorpio
06-05-2006, 02:32 PM
4 planeteers only if Gaz is one of them...

epitome1170
06-05-2006, 02:42 PM
I'm going neanderthal. Sure, they don't have a lot of technique, but I'm thinking that they wouldn't be intimidated by anything, not even a gang of 44 charging kindergartners.

I have to agree with you and they killed Sabertooth tigers, I think they could take care of a leopard. The marines might give them a tough fight, but I imagine with their enormous skulls they would be able to take quite a punch.

patteeu
06-05-2006, 02:59 PM
I have to agree with you and they killed Sabertooth tigers, I think they could take care of a leopard. The marines might give them a tough fight, but I imagine with their enormous skulls they would be able to take quite a punch.

I'm taking the neanderthals too. I would think they'd have a pretty high tolerance for pain.

FAX
06-05-2006, 04:18 PM
Going with Hilary in this one, Mr. Rain Man. Vicious, ruthless, and cunning. I don't think she would even need those other guys on her team.

Once she has you in the infamous "Hilary Leg Sleeper Lock", you're done for ... neanderthal or no neanderthal.

FAX

RockChalk
06-05-2006, 04:22 PM
Why does Siavii get to fall under two options?

RockChalk
06-05-2006, 04:25 PM
my pick is the 3 neanderthals

http://www.rai.it/Contents/news/34000/neanderthal_art_230104.jpg

KevB
06-05-2006, 04:45 PM
Great question.

I went with the organgutan. The strength/reach ratio is just too great for the others to overcome. He could just stick jabs all day and not one of these other options would lay a hand/paw on him.

listopencil
06-05-2006, 11:09 PM
I have to agree with you and they killed Sabertooth tigers, I think they could take care of a leopard. The marines might give them a tough fight, but I imagine with their enormous skulls they would be able to take quite a punch.


Neanderthals ran from leopards. The leopards would eat the slowest one. The only reason all neanderthals weren't killed by leopards is that the leopards would get full for a few days after just one.