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Count Alex's Losses
06-06-2006, 09:48 PM
Kotter's post got me thinking.

JBucc
06-06-2006, 09:48 PM
17

















months

SPchief
06-06-2006, 09:48 PM
Are you trying to figure out if you're the oldest virgin here.



Don't bother, you are.

CoMoChief
06-06-2006, 09:49 PM
Can virgins post on this thread?

KcMizzou
06-06-2006, 09:49 PM
16

Spicy McHaggis
06-06-2006, 09:50 PM
I came out of the womb and ****ed the nurse.

JBucc
06-06-2006, 09:50 PM
I came out of the womb and ****ed the nurse.i peed on the nurse

Mr. Kotter
06-06-2006, 09:50 PM
Kotter's post got me thinking.

Damn....I seem to have that effect on people. ROFL

JBucc
06-06-2006, 09:50 PM
What if it was before nine and I am proud?

nychief
06-06-2006, 09:51 PM
14

Mr. Kotter
06-06-2006, 09:51 PM
17. Early Junior year.

Count Alex's Losses
06-06-2006, 09:51 PM
What if it was before nine and I am proud?

You can't be serious. Most guys can't even get it up at that age.

SPchief
06-06-2006, 09:53 PM
You can't be serious. Most guys can't even get it up at that age.


not true

penguinz
06-06-2006, 09:54 PM
You can't be serious. Most guys can't even get it up at that age.
Are you sure of this?

el borracho
06-06-2006, 09:54 PM
You can't be serious. Most guys can't even get it up at that age.
Obviously his boyfriend was much older. Duh.

Mr. Kotter
06-06-2006, 09:54 PM
Are you sure of this?

ROFLROFLROFL

elvomito
06-06-2006, 09:55 PM
Most guys can't even get it up at that age.you're the 2nd person i've heard say that... i'm pretty sure we can pop boners from day1! i know i was at 3yrs... that's as far back as i can remember

Mr. Kotter
06-06-2006, 09:56 PM
you're the 2nd person i've heard say that... i'm pretty sure we can pop boners from day1! i know i was at 3yrs... that's as far back as i can remember
Hell, I had pee hard-ons by age 4 or 5, for sure. "funny feelings" looking at the neighbor's Penthouse mags by age 10 for sure.

Mile High Mania
06-06-2006, 10:00 PM
Most guys can't even get it up at that age.

Is this from personal research? Sicko..

Dunit35
06-06-2006, 10:00 PM
16...suprisingly I was just joking when I asked my ex if she wanted to and she said yes...it was our first time and it kicked so much ass.

NaptownChief
06-06-2006, 10:01 PM
Hell, I had pee hard-ons by age 4 or 5, for sure. "funny feelings" looking at the neighbor's Penthouse mags by age 10 for sure.


Likewise...I was sporting the morning wood well before 9. I was thinking about tail prior to 9...however it took a few more years before I was willing to admit it.

J Diddy
06-06-2006, 10:02 PM
ask your mom, she was there

big nasty kcnut
06-06-2006, 10:03 PM
My first r rated movie was nine. I'm still a virgin by choice. Even though it would be good to wake up one day to find her next to me and me saying we just did it. Awesome.

Count Alex's Losses
06-06-2006, 10:04 PM
I'm still a virgin by choice.

Get lots of offers do ya?

CirclingWagons
06-06-2006, 10:05 PM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to weigh them down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home

Count Alex's Losses
06-06-2006, 10:06 PM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to way it down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home

ROFL

That is hilarious.

J Diddy
06-06-2006, 10:06 PM
My first r rated movie was nine. I'm still a virgin by choice. Even though it would be good to wake up one day to find her next to me and me saying we just did it. Awesome.


That's commendable and I'm sure it saves you alot of money.

BucEyedPea
06-06-2006, 10:06 PM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to weigh them down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Mile High Mania
06-06-2006, 10:06 PM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to weigh them down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home

You just convinced GoChiefs to never have sex.

Count Alex's Losses
06-06-2006, 10:07 PM
You just convinced GoChiefs to never have sex.

Are you kidding me?

Dunit35
06-06-2006, 10:07 PM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to weigh them down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home


So that's where Jimmy Hoffa is!

Nzoner
06-06-2006, 10:13 PM
I was 16











A week later it hurt when I peed

Dunit35
06-06-2006, 10:16 PM
I was 16











A week later it hurt when I peed


uh oh!!! I hope you got that checked out.

big nasty kcnut
06-06-2006, 10:20 PM
Hey if she bleed wash the sheet. As long as she don't die and call you later i call it a good day.

BWillie
06-06-2006, 10:26 PM
Hey if she bleed wash the sheet. As long as she don't die and call you later i call it a good day.

Sounds like somebody has earned their Red Wings.

NaptownChief
06-06-2006, 10:27 PM
Hey if she bleed wash the sheet. As long as she don't die and call you later i call it a good day.


You sound a lot like a wiley vetern......not buying the virgin BS. :D

ChiefsFire
06-06-2006, 11:26 PM
22 and damn proud of it

stevieray
06-06-2006, 11:30 PM
I'm still a virgin by choice.

that's nothing to be ashamed of.

Moooo
06-06-2006, 11:36 PM
I was 12. In hindsight she was a skank and I was a little boy who was higher than a kite, but she was a hottie in a grade above me and I didn't know any better.

Now 10 years later I just don't care if I get any or not. So maybe it was a good thing I got my manwhoring out of my system when I wass a youngin! I personally love the fact I could care less either way, I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything, and it prevents a lot of the leverage women hold on guys (I've had 3 gfs admit to this who said it didn't work on me).

Moooo

keg in kc
06-06-2006, 11:38 PM
32 and counting.

Mr. Kotter
06-06-2006, 11:39 PM
32 and counting.

:BS:

You were friggin' MARRIED....heh. ROFL

keg in kc
06-06-2006, 11:42 PM
I have selective amnesia.

Moooo
06-06-2006, 11:51 PM
I have selective amnesia.

That bad, huh? For most guys sex is like finding paper money on the sidewalk... ITS ALL GOOD, just some is much much much more better than others.

To actually wish you hadn't picked up the money is baaaaad.

Moooo

Mr. Kotter
06-06-2006, 11:57 PM
That bad, huh? For most guys sex is like finding paper money on the sidewalk... ITS ALL GOOD, just some is much much much more better than others.

To actually wish you hadn't picked up the money is baaaaad.

Moooo

I like the "sex is like Pizza" analogy.....sometimes AWESOME, sometimes messy, usually hot, usually it's worth the wait......sometimes better than others, but ALWAYS pretty darn good.

BucEyedPea
06-06-2006, 11:59 PM
You forgot one choice...too uneventful to remember.

Mr. Kotter
06-07-2006, 12:04 AM
You forgot one choice...too uneventful to remember.

Chicks! :rolleyes:


Hey, you heard the one.....how long does it take a woman to reach orgasm? :hmmm:











Who CARES?!



(fwiw, jk...heh)

ChiefsLV
06-07-2006, 12:52 AM
I was so young that the orgasm was.... dry.

luv
06-07-2006, 12:56 AM
Wow. Am I the oldest at 27? Yep, two years and 4 months ago.

greg63
06-07-2006, 12:57 AM
19; it was on my wedding night.

greg63
06-07-2006, 12:58 AM
I was so young that the orgasm was.... dry.


:shake::shake::shake:

|Zach|
06-07-2006, 12:58 AM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to weigh them down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home
Wow, quite a post. ROFL

Guru
06-07-2006, 12:58 AM
14 and 16 are winning? How sad is that?

|Zach|
06-07-2006, 12:59 AM
14 and 16? How sad is that?
I am suprised there isnt more 15. :hmmm:

greg63
06-07-2006, 01:02 AM
14 and 16? How sad is that?

Hey; it does happen.

Baconeater
06-07-2006, 01:05 AM
I was so young that the orgasm was.... dry.
:spock:

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-07-2006, 01:07 AM
I was so young that the orgasm was.... dry.

Perhaps your just the anti Peter North

Guru
06-07-2006, 02:47 AM
14 and 16 are winning? How sad is that?

Logical
06-07-2006, 02:57 AM
14

Otter
06-07-2006, 05:12 AM
15

I could have thrown a rock up in the air it I would have landed subsequent to the point between insertion to completion. Slept like a log that night.

mcan
06-07-2006, 05:23 AM
Are you trying to figure out if you're the oldest virgin here.



Don't bother, you are.


No, he's not...

:(

mcan
06-07-2006, 05:25 AM
Wow. Am I the oldest at 27? Yep, two years and 4 months ago.


I'm sure I'll give you a run for your money... I'm 26 and have yet to go "all the way."

But, to my credit, I've turned down quite a few opportunities.

rad
06-07-2006, 07:37 AM
I'm sure I'll give you a run for your money... I'm 26 and have yet to go "all the way."

But, to my credit, I've turned down quite a few opportunities.

How does that happen?

Is that your choice, or just unlucky?

Kerberos
06-07-2006, 07:48 AM
How does that happen?

Is that your choice, or just unlucky?

No shit.

How do you get that close and NOT go all the way?

I've heard stories of the Extended Male Orgasm but DAMN.


.

Braincase
06-07-2006, 07:50 AM
17, starting college, met the girl during an academic scholarship competition.

Rooster
06-07-2006, 09:38 AM
I was 16 with the foreign exchange student from Denmark. God I was a machine then.

dilligaf
06-07-2006, 01:04 PM
15 1/2

Inspector
06-07-2006, 01:11 PM
Does it count if you were by yourself?

And....I'm assuming anything involving animals should be left out of this discussion, right?

sedated
06-07-2006, 01:44 PM
And....I'm assuming anything involving animals should be left out of this discussion, right?

females count.


if it was a male animal...that's just ghey

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 01:58 PM
22 and damn proud of it ROFL

Calcountry
06-07-2006, 01:58 PM
Kotter's post got me thinking and wondering if I will ever get laid.I fixed your post for you.

Donger
06-07-2006, 02:07 PM
You know, when I see kids today who are the age that I was when I had my virginity taken from me, I shudder.

luv
06-07-2006, 02:08 PM
You know, when I see kids today who are the age that I was when I had my virginity taken from me, I shudder.
Had it taken away? You didn't give it willingly?

Moooo
06-07-2006, 02:09 PM
Had it taken away? You didn't give it willingly?

Some people don't...I guess.

Moooo

Donger
06-07-2006, 02:10 PM
Had it taken away? You didn't give it willingly?

Well, sort of. Parts of me were willing.

Inspector
06-07-2006, 02:26 PM
females count.


if it was a male animal...that's just ghey


Hmmm...good point.


Not that it would pertain to me or anything, I just figured Gochiefs was too embarrassed to ask for himself. That's all.


No really, I wasn't interested in that for me. Not at all. Nope.


Really.

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 02:29 PM
I don't care what anyone says I LOVED young lust and had a great time. I wouldn't give it up for anything. Those who missed out will always have the "I saved myself" line but frankly I'll take the great times they will never be able to have.

BTW, 14 on Schlitz malt liquor and whiskey in a cabin of a boat we snuck into at Waterworld. It was a beautiful. :hump:

Moooo
06-07-2006, 02:34 PM
I don't care what anyone says I LOVED young lust and had a great time. I wouldn't give it up for anything. Those who missed out will always have the "I saved myself" line but frankly I'll take the great times they will never be able to have.

BTW, 14

I didn't like it. Then again I was doing a lot of other really bad things too, so I just didn't care whether I got it or not.

In hindsight I look back and question why my parents didn't get on to me for all this stuff. I mean, they were all over my crap a couple years later, I guess they just didn't expect it in Junior high or something...

Me, I was twelve high as a kite on Percocets my friend stole from his brother. She was just drunk, so SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!!

Moooo

dilligaf
06-07-2006, 05:06 PM
15 1/2
Same age my son is now. :banghead:

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 05:20 PM
I didn't like it. Then again I was doing a lot of other really bad things too, so I just didn't care whether I got it or not.

In hindsight I look back and question why my parents didn't get on to me for all this stuff. I mean, they were all over my crap a couple years later, I guess they just didn't expect it in Junior high or something...

Me, I was twelve high as a kite on Percocets my friend stole from his brother. She was just drunk, so SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!!

Moooo

14 to 18 was a great time is life, wouldn't trade it for anything. You only have a few years to hit that underage tail. You have to get it while you can. I don't know how someone looks back on missing that great opportunity in life and says their proud of it. What a waste of talent and youth.

ChiefsFire
06-07-2006, 05:23 PM
ROFL
whats that suppose to mean?

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 05:28 PM
whats that suppose to mean?

Your post was hella funny. Don't tell me you were serious.

ChiefsFire
06-07-2006, 05:29 PM
Your post was hella funny. Don't tell me you were serious.
hella funny as in haha...good one

or....haha what a sad pathetic loser?

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 05:32 PM
hella funny as in haha...good one

or....haha what a sad pathetic loser?

The first one that's why I said don't tell me you're serious.

bogie
06-07-2006, 05:53 PM
I was 19. It took me a while to get the courage to go all the way. I fooled around a lot with my girlfriends prior to that, but didn't go all the way. After my first time I was unstoppable!! If a gal, almost any gal seemed even slightly interested, I was all over her.

ChiefsFire
06-07-2006, 06:18 PM
The first one that's why I said don't tell me you're serious.
aight


just checkin

ima lil self conscious

Ari Chi3fs
06-07-2006, 06:19 PM
I was 12 when another chick was stroking me off... however, i was 17 when I got down and dirty with this skanky red head.

KC_John
06-07-2006, 06:33 PM
i was 16 she was 14. I dated her forever thoo ...and wouldnt you know it after I realized what I was missing.. I wa slike dam I need to try other varieties out. So that relationship ended a few months later lol

DJay23
06-07-2006, 09:09 PM
Not until I was 20. I'm not going to bullshit and say, "Oh, I had plenty of opportunities that I turned down." I was skinny, quiet, and unconfident. I got no play in high school. By the middle of college I had matured into my current manliness and the ladies couldn't stay away.

Mr. Kotter
06-07-2006, 10:18 PM
7 Virgins, eh.....let's see, Clayton, Brad, and 5 of gochiefs other screen names? :hmmm:

VonneMarie
06-07-2006, 10:22 PM
15, with this jewish broad named Laura...it sucked and she bled everywhere...she ruined my new bedsheets. I was petrified at my mom seeing the sheets, so I tossed them in the lake behind my house and threw rocks at the sheets to weigh them down. Now that I think of it, it looked like I was trying to cover up a murder. Good think I skipped school that day and nobody else was home
ROFL ROFL ROFL

ChiefsFire
06-07-2006, 10:24 PM
ima bornagain virgin


i had the surgery

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2006, 10:25 PM
7 Virgins, eh.....let's see, Clayton, Brad, and 5 of gochiefs other screen names? :hmmm:

SCREW YOU!!!!

Moooo
06-07-2006, 10:43 PM
14 to 18 was a great time is life, wouldn't trade it for anything. You only have a few years to hit that underage tail. You have to get it while you can. I don't know how someone looks back on missing that great opportunity in life and says their proud of it. What a waste of talent and youth.

Well, I'm the opposite: I look back at me doing that in junior high and high school, and hate it. Then again I was also doing other things that were bad. I look at the people I hang out with now and if they aren't hooked on drugs they're alcoholics, and half of them knocked up some chick they don't even care about.

Truthfully, if I was till a virgin today I think I would be happier. Except then I would think I was missing out on something great, which I'm not.

Moooo

arrowheadnation
06-07-2006, 10:47 PM
My first time was on prom night my sophomore year. I got invited to prom by a senior that I was just friends with. She had split up with her boyfriend like 2 weeks prior to prom and I was her desparation date. I didn't care. She was smokin hot and I would have given anything just to go to prom let a lone going with her. Now where I come from, the tradition is that everyone goes out on a country road between Prom and afterprom and gets a little tipsy to help stay up all night. Her and I went to her place and changed out of our prom clothes and into t-shirts and shorts. We then got in my car (my dad's new pickup...lol). When she got in, she put her garter on the rearview mirror and we headed to the meeting place....or so I thought. About a mile out of town she tells me to go East instead of West because she doesn't feel like drinking yet. So we go to some ground that her daddy owns and she proceeds to climb in the back seat and get buck nekked (wrapped her bra around my head). I was so nervous. The most I'd ever done with a chick was make out. I jump in the back and get into my birthday suit, put the protection on (that she brought), and started going to town. I lasted maybe two minutes TOPS. I was so nervous and worried that I really didn't get a whole lot of enjoyment out of it. After that night, I asked her if she wanted to date and she said that she didn't want to ruin our friendship....go figure. Since then I've only slept with 4 other girls, all of which were serious girlfriends. For some reason, none of them compare to my first one.

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2006, 11:07 PM
You only did it once with her for 2 minutes or did she let you have a few more tries?

Mark M
06-07-2006, 11:09 PM
I was 14 and she was 18. Nov. 2, 1985.

It was the same night I started smoking, had my first beer, and my first joint.

What can I say? If you're going to jump in, do so with both feet.

MM
~~:shrug:

arrowheadnation
06-07-2006, 11:12 PM
You only did it once with her for 2 minutes or did she let you have a few more tries?
I did it once for two minutes, then I closed up shop and got dressed. I didn't know what the deuce I was supposed to do next. I wasn't gonna as her "now what do we do next?" It woulda got out to my buddies some how and I woulda never heard the end of it. We both just got dressed and then met with some of her classmates and got smashed (also the first time I ever had 7&7, the greatest mixed drink of all time). She never said a single thing to me about how fast it went or how little or big my soldier was or technique or anything like that. She just said thanks for a great prom night when I dropped her off after the afterprom party. We never really talked about the sex again. I was pretty disappointed, cuz I wanted to start hitting it on the regular.

Moooo
06-07-2006, 11:56 PM
I did it once for two minutes, then I closed up shop and got dressed. I didn't know what the deuce I was supposed to do next. I wasn't gonna as her "now what do we do next?" It woulda got out to my buddies some how and I woulda never heard the end of it. We both just got dressed and then met with some of her classmates and got smashed (also the first time I ever had 7&7, the greatest mixed drink of all time). She never said a single thing to me about how fast it went or how little or big my soldier was or technique or anything like that. She just said thanks for a great prom night when I dropped her off after the afterprom party. We never really talked about the sex again. I was pretty disappointed, cuz I wanted to start hitting it on the regular.

This strikes me with a good analogy.

Sex is like driving a car. Before you get your first car, you can't wait to drive all over the place, and you know how much better your life will be when it happens. Then you get it, and with time you become a better driver. Then, everything's good at all, but then you just get used to it being there when you want it. Then when your car breaks down, you wonder how you ever did without it at all.

Moooo

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 05:24 PM
Well, I'm the opposite: I look back at me doing that in junior high and high school, and hate it. Then again I was also doing other things that were bad. I look at the people I hang out with now and if they aren't hooked on drugs they're alcoholics, and half of them knocked up some chick they don't even care about.

Truthfully, if I was till a virgin today I think I would be happier. Except then I would think I was missing out on something great, which I'm not.

Moooo


You must be doing it wrong dude.