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Donger
06-07-2006, 11:58 AM
If you could trade places with another Planeteer for a week, who would you select and why? I mean a true trade: you get the spouse, house, job, kids, pets, et al.

Thanks.

SLAG
06-07-2006, 12:00 PM
Endelt... when do i get to switch

chubychecker
06-07-2006, 12:01 PM
I'd trade with skip; live off his social security.

Dunit35
06-07-2006, 12:02 PM
58 forever. His wife or girlfriend looks hot.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-07-2006, 12:07 PM
Duh... Clint in Witchita is married to Red 'N Fiesty........

OnTheWarpath58
06-07-2006, 12:11 PM
58 forever. His wife or girlfriend looks hot.

This thread is worthless without.......

Ah, never mind.


:)

Chiefnj
06-07-2006, 12:12 PM
I'd trade with Big Daddy and I'd immediately join the gay porn business and People Against Pitbulls just to mess with him for the rest of his life.

There would be some good rants for the next 30 some-odd years to keep the Planet interesting.

Donger
06-07-2006, 12:12 PM
I'd trade with Big Daddy and I'd immediately join the gay porn business and People Against Pitbulls just to mess with him for the rest of his life.

There would be some good rants for the next 30 some-odd years to keep the Planet interesting.

Most excellent.

chagrin
06-07-2006, 12:13 PM
I don't know anyone here, so I would only pick someone based off of their posts. So, I would go with the Donger, he's witty, intelligent and seems to be content in his life, right now being content in life is all I want.

chagrin
06-07-2006, 12:14 PM
I'd trade with Big Daddy and I'd immediately join the gay porn business. There would be some good rants for the next 30 some-odd years to keep the Planet interesting.


Would you do blumpkins and ass to mouth?

Donger
06-07-2006, 12:26 PM
I don't know anyone here, so I would only pick someone based off of their posts. So, I would go with the Donger, he's witty, intelligent and seems to be content in his life, right now being content in life is all I want.

Contentment sucks. I always want more. But I bore easily.

Saulbadguy
06-07-2006, 12:33 PM
Chiefs4me

I'd reach for the jug of Drano and chug away.

chagrin
06-07-2006, 12:35 PM
Contentment sucks. I always want more. But I bore easily.

Yes, and all I wouldn't mind being bored for a while. If content was the wrong word, you certainly seem "level" except for the hwole leg washing thing

Donger
06-07-2006, 12:35 PM
Chiefs4me

I'd reach for the jug of Drano and chug away.

ROFL

Twisted, you are.

Donger
06-07-2006, 12:37 PM
Yes, and all I wouldn't mind being bored for a while. If content was the wrong word, you certainly seem "level" except for the hwole leg washing thing

You know that was a joke, right? My brother had surgery and couldn't bend enough in the shower to reach his legs. He told me that he hadn't washed his legs in a few weeks. Ergo, the thread.

Dunit35
06-07-2006, 12:37 PM
Chiefs4me

I'd reach for the jug of Drano and chug away.


hahaha...

Cochise
06-07-2006, 12:38 PM
Chiefs4me

I'd reach for the jug of Drano and chug away.

Make sure you post that BB recipe before you off yourself/her.

BigMeatballDave
06-07-2006, 12:47 PM
I don't know. Who here is wealthy, and has a hot, nymphomaniac wife?

Saulbadguy
06-07-2006, 12:48 PM
Make sure you post that BB recipe before you off yourself/her.
She has a secret.
http://www.cmafest.com/2005/media/images/entertainment/JayDuke.jpg

DaKCMan AP
06-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Before making a decision I would need a picture of every planeteer's wife/girlfriend.

chagrin
06-07-2006, 01:10 PM
You know that was a joke, right? My brother had surgery and couldn't bend enough in the shower to reach his legs. He told me that he hadn't washed his legs in a few weeks. Ergo, the thread.

Yes, I was trying to have fun with it, although I'm not thinking too clearly today...

jspchief
06-07-2006, 01:13 PM
I'd like to be monkeyspamforfood so I could experience "insider" content.

Radar Chief
06-07-2006, 01:15 PM
‘Bout the only one I can think of would be Hemi Ed.
He’s got a lot of cool toys.

rad
06-07-2006, 01:19 PM
Probably monkeylook4fobia cuz I've read on here he has a trophy wife.

And a nice truck.

milkman
06-07-2006, 01:32 PM
Chiefs4me

I'd reach for the jug of Drano and chug away.

ROFL

milkman
06-07-2006, 01:33 PM
I'd like to be stevieray for a week, just to see what it's like to have some artistic talent.

Logical
06-07-2006, 04:18 PM
I'd like to be stevieray for a week, just to see what it's like to have some artistic talent.Honest I was going to write exactly this same thing.

keg in kc
06-07-2006, 04:19 PM
I couldn't be anybody but me.

Spicy McHaggis
06-07-2006, 04:20 PM
Gaz. The mysteries of the universe would unwrap before my eyes.

Radar Chief
06-07-2006, 04:21 PM
I couldn't be anybody but me.

Yea, I know what’cha mean.
But Hemi Ed does have some really cool toys. ;)

SPchief
06-07-2006, 04:23 PM
I'd be Fax

Then I could be witty for a week.

keg in kc
06-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Gaz. The mysteries of the universe would unwrap before my eyes.Yeah, like how wrinkled you can get taking a bubble bath.

You really want to see that? Think this through...

Spicy McHaggis
06-07-2006, 04:26 PM
Yeah, like how wrinkled you can get taking a bubble bath.

You really want to see that? Think this through...

I never said being completely omnipotent didn't have a downside.

Raiderhader
06-07-2006, 04:29 PM
Hhhmmm.... Trade places with Phil and have Pink for a week, or trade places with JimNasium and have Jenny for a week...... Decisions decisions.......

keg in kc
06-07-2006, 04:37 PM
Hhhmmm.... Trade places with Phil and have Pink for a week, or trade places with JimNasium and have Jenny for a week...... Decisions decisions.......Trade places with me and have Lefty Loose-y for a week. She's a total nympho with a jealous twin sister.

Bob Dole
06-07-2006, 04:46 PM
Why in ****'s sake would anyone want to trade places with someone who is married?

If there was any question whether this place is filled with ****wits, it's pretty much cleared up now.

Rain Man
06-07-2006, 04:48 PM
Honest I was going to write exactly this same thing.

That wouldn't have been a very creative post.




As for me, I'd trade with one of the female members and then join a Bally's Health Club and hang out in the locker room for a week.

keg in kc
06-07-2006, 04:48 PM
Why in ****'s sake would anyone want to trade places with someone who is married?

If there was any question whether this place is filled with ****wits, it's pretty much cleared up now.Well said.

Raiderhader
06-07-2006, 04:48 PM
Why in ****'s sake would anyone want to trade places with someone who is married?

If there was any question whether this place is filled with ****wits, it's pretty much cleared up now.


You are absolutely correct. That settles it, I'll trade with with JimN.

bogie
06-07-2006, 05:11 PM
Anyone here have keys to the Playboy mantion? How about season tickets to Arrowhead? Any one of these two would be just fine.

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 05:27 PM
Why in ****'s sake would anyone want to trade places with someone who is married?

If there was any question whether this place is filled with ****wits, it's pretty much cleared up now.

I don't know I remember Mo wanting to tag JSP's wife. That would be one way. As for BD I think I would prefer being Angel so I could live out my life long fantasy of wanting to have girl on girl sex. After all I feel like I am really a lipstick lesbian trapped in a man's body.

angel
06-07-2006, 05:31 PM
I don't know I remember Mo wanting to tag JSP's wife. That would be one way. As for BD I think I would prefer being Angel so I could live out my life long fantasy of wanting to have girl on girl sex. After all I feel like I am really a lipstick lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I don't think that you trade bodies with the person. I think it's more like that show, "Trading Spouses" or whatever. You still have your body, but you have to live my life... which at present, isn't the greatest, and it has never involved girl on girl sex. So, may I suggest one of the other CP women that are more experimental than I am?

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 05:34 PM
I don't think that you trade bodies with the person. I think it's more like that show, "Trading Spouses" or whatever. You still have your body, but you have to live my life... which at present, isn't the greatest, and it has never involved girl on girl sex. So, may I suggest one of the other CP women that are more experimental than I am?

No way, I want you for your body. :)

angel
06-07-2006, 05:36 PM
No way, I want you for your body. :)
but what I'm saying is that you won't get it

BIG_DADDY
06-07-2006, 05:40 PM
but what I'm saying is that you won't get it

Then why would I want to be anyone but me? It that's what their saying I'll just stay where I'm at.

I guess I'm a little disappointed now. :sulk:

Rain Man
06-07-2006, 05:49 PM
but what I'm saying is that you won't get it

So you're saying that I wouldn't have access to health club locker rooms? That stinks.

angel
06-07-2006, 05:53 PM
So you're saying that I wouldn't have access to health club locker rooms? That stinks.
I think if the person you traded with had access to the health club locker rooms, you would in this scenereo... but I'm not the rule maker, I'm just interpreting what I've read based on my background knowledge of reality TV.

Bob Dole
06-07-2006, 05:58 PM
Has Bob Dole ever mentioned that there are a lot of sick ****ers that hang out at this place?

(Which completely ignores that probably one of the reasons Bob Dole likes it here.)

JimNasium
06-07-2006, 06:07 PM
Has Bob Dole ever mentioned that there are a lot of sick ****ers that hang out at this place?

(Which completely ignores that probably one of the reasons Bob Dole likes it here.)
How's the progress on the eyebrow?

Bob Dole
06-07-2006, 06:11 PM
How's the progress on the eyebrow?

Haven't measured it in a month or so. Growth seems to have kind of stagnated. Bob Dole finally gave up and hacked off all but one of them about a week after the beard went. (Living on the edge and all that...)

Will try to get an official unofficial measurement some time this week, since you're probably not the only one wondering. :rolleyes:

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2006, 06:20 PM
I'd like to be DaKCManAP because I hear the chicks flock to him.

Nzoner
06-07-2006, 06:55 PM
I mean a true trade: you get the spouse, house, job, kids, pets, et al.

In that case I'm perfectly content in my own shoes.

Mark M
06-07-2006, 09:08 PM
No offense to any of you, but I can't think of a single person.

Seriously ... no one.

Well, maybe raiderhader ...

then I could see what it's like to be a 20-something year old virgin. That's gotta suck, but it'd be interesting ...

MM
~~;)

Halfcan
06-07-2006, 09:14 PM
End- Mer is a hottie!

Iowanian
06-07-2006, 09:34 PM
I'd research and find out who has the largest bank account....be them for a day, and transfer a nice healthy sum to my current accounts, to be there upon my return to Iowani-dom.

JazzzLovr
06-13-2006, 05:05 PM
No way, I want you for your body. :)

but what I'm saying is that you won't get it

I'm guessing that this isn't the first time angel has had to have a conversation like this on ChiefsPlanet.

Bob Dole
06-16-2006, 12:48 AM
No offense to any of you, but I can't think of a single person.

Seriously ... no one.

Well, maybe raiderhader ...

then I could see what it's like to be a 20-something year old virgin. That's gotta suck, but it'd be interesting ...

MM
~~;)

It wasn't painful enough for you the first time around?

Rausch
06-16-2006, 12:50 AM
I'd research and find out who has the largest bank account....be them for a day, and transfer a nice healthy sum to my current accounts, to be there upon my return to Iowani-dom.

Beat me to it.

I don't want "your" life, I want MY life with more money...

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 08:45 AM
When I'm rich and famous, you'll all regret not taking my life.