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Moooo
06-08-2006, 01:30 AM
Okay, so a girl I know is having her 21st birthday party, and she wants a lap dance from the classy stripjoint in town. A bunch of people are going out who want me to go, and I REALLY don't want to. I hate those places.

First off, its very very obvious they're doing it for money, which me being the overanalyzer I am totally ruins the hotness for me. Second, the atmosphere is less than... well... anything. And third, I don't like giving away my money by the singles just to have something done I could get 50% of the chicks in any given bar to do with the same money in strategically placed shots of Jagermeister (which I also don't do).

Does anyone else out there agree with me that they're a waste of time and money, or am I the only one?

Moooo

P.S. Don't even get started on the fact she's a chick who wants a lapdance. If you knew her like I know this girl, it makes it a moot point.

Douche Baggins
06-08-2006, 01:31 AM
No. I'll never set foot in one as long as I live. I think they're a gathering place for human trash.

Guru
06-08-2006, 01:54 AM
Completely agree buddy.

KCChiefsMan
06-08-2006, 02:16 AM
ya I don;t like strip clubs at all

CirclingWagons
06-08-2006, 02:26 AM
yeah...basically $60 for a boner

Demonpenz
06-08-2006, 02:30 AM
I don't like them much either. Now if i had alot of money i probably would like em more

Reaper16
06-08-2006, 02:43 AM
I don't like them, really. They're fun at first, but then I start to wonder why these girls decided to do this. I nearly ask one of them, but catch myself. Then I leave.

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 02:45 AM
I don't like them, really. They're fun at first, but then I start to wonder why these girls decided to do this. I nearly ask one of them, but catch myself. Then I leave.

My cousin said it's the easiest money in the world. She could make more in 4 hours than I do in 2 weeks at a traditional job.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:48 AM
I don't like them, really. They're fun at first, but then I start to wonder why these girls decided to do this. I nearly ask one of them, but catch myself. Then I leave.

I did when my friend bought me a lapdance. I was like, "So does it bother you at all to think of what your future husband might think of you doing this to me right now?"

She looked at me like she was confused, and I said, "Nevermind." In hindsight, maybe she didn't hear me cause it was muffled due to her cooch heing in my face (which you'd think a woman who does that for a living would keep smelling less, "natural.")

Moooo

Taco John
06-08-2006, 02:49 AM
I know too much about psycology to enjoy strip clubs. Unless I'm really drunk. I forget about psycology then.

I don't get drunk anymore though. My last run in with the bottle was enough to give me a special appreciation for being under control.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:51 AM
I know too much about psycology to enjoy strip clubs. Unless I'm really drunk. I forget about psycology then.

I don't get drunk anymore though. My last run in with the bottle was enough to give me a special appreciation for being under control.

Yeah, like how 80% of these chicks were secually abused by a male figure in their life? And how they usually get jobs like that not for the money, but because of the constant need for acceptance from male figures no matter what it takes?

Oh, yeah, that goes through my mind. And let me tell you what, its impossible to get wood when all you can feel is pity for the cute shaved girl in front of you bucking a pole.

Moooo

Douche Baggins
06-08-2006, 02:53 AM
It's impossible to get wood when all you can feel is pity for the cute shaved girl in front of you bucking a pole.


That just makes my dick harder.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:55 AM
That just makes my dick harder.

You went there...

Moooo

jidar
06-08-2006, 02:58 AM
I can enjoy them but then again I'm straight.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 03:04 AM
I can enjoy them but then again I'm straight.

It really has nothing to do with sexual orientation. I'm just more of an, "at home lapdance after a steak dinner." kind of guy. I will admit I'm very rare in the fact I don't want a woman's slit in my face whenever I know she's not doing it out of love or lust, but instead for good ol' capitalism. Luckily for the thousands of strippers out there, I'm a rare breed.

Like I said before, its different when you know the chick. I had a gf who would put on some music and do it, and even though she was a crappy dancer who didn't really look like any stripper, it was hot cause she was doing it cause she wanted to get me hot, not because she needed to make her rent.

But like I said from the beginning, I overanalyze EVERYTHING! If it doesn't meet approval by the ol' brain (which few things like this do after a song's worth of consideration), I'm out.

Moooo

jidar
06-08-2006, 03:15 AM
Sounds to me like you're just the millionth guy on the Internet who is making another post focusing on how different you are. Suppose that goes along with the so called psychology experts.

I've only been to a strip club a handful of times, and my observations are that, believe it or not, most people are anxious in strip clubs. That's why everybody orders drinks. I know the chicks in there are just doing it for the money, everybody does, but that doesn't change the fact that they look smokin hot (in dim light, lol).


My guess is you suffer a bit from anxiety disorder and are uncomfortable in most public places. The claim that you overanalyze everything is a dead giveaway even then you only say it because you want to look like a 'thinker'.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 03:25 AM
Sounds to me like you're just the millionth guy on the Internet who is making another post focusing on how different you are. Suppose that goes along with the so called psychology experts.

I've only been to a strip club a handful of times, and my observations are that, believe it or not, most people are anxious in strip clubs. That's why everybody orders drinks. I know the chicks in there are just doing it for the money, everybody does, but that doesn't change the fact that they look smokin hot (in dim light, lol).


My guess is you suffer a bit from anxiety disorder and are uncomfortable in most public places. The claim that you overanalyze everything is a dead giveaway even then you only say it because you want to look like a 'thinker'.

You're pretty observant, but you're only halfway right. Although I do suffer from anxiety, it doesn't stem from people. And strip clubs don't make me uncomfortable, I just find it hard to get worked up over a chick until I find out what type of person she is. I don't know why, but even chicks in magazines or something... I just don't care. Plus, I don't know why, but I do think about these poor women when they were growing up and I imagine all sorts of things. My mind races constantly most all the time.

And why anyone would want to, "look like a thinker," is beyond me, I would love to be able to slow down my mind. I have ADD, so I find my thought process to be thinking about everything at once. Its very distracting. I'll find myself thinking about stuff like geometry or some song whenever I'm making out with a gf, or whenever I'm posting on here, I can't stop thinking about some commercial I heard on the radio when I'm trying to think about what I should type... I absolutely loathe it, and for one day I'd love to be able to take things at face value without finding myself breaking it apart with my racing mind.

Moooo

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 03:27 AM
Seems to me overanalyzing stuff would be helpful in your major, no?

Moooo
06-08-2006, 03:30 AM
Seems to me overanalyzing stuff would be helpful in your major, no?

Psychology is interesting. So far, my newfound discovery of philosophy is VERY VERY VERY therapeutic to me. To know that people have gone through the same questions I have is comforting.

But psychology is great cause it is so analytic. Like one of my current fascinations is with the work of a guy named Erik Erikson. He came up with these 8 life stages which say what the main "struggle" of your personality is when you are in it. Its very fascinating to see people everywhere falling into the categories he says they should be in at that point in time.

Moooo

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 03:37 AM
I did a paper on Erickson in college for a psychology course. Makes me kind of sad to think I'm in the 7th stage of my life already. Sure, I've got quite a while before the 8th stage, but still. lol

Moooo
06-08-2006, 03:40 AM
I did a paper on Erickson in college for a psychology course. Makes me kind of sad to think I'm in the 7th stage of my life already. Sure, I've got quite a while before the 8th stage, but still. lol

Think about this. The seventh stage usually lasts as long as the first 5-6 stages of their children. Its usually only after that point that the 8th stage takes effect.

So you're not in the 7th stage. When you have kids (if you don't already), you'll be in their stage, just from a different perspective.

Moooo

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 03:44 AM
Think about this. The seventh stage usually lasts as long as the first 5-6 stages of their children. Its usually only after that point that the 8th stage takes effect.

So you're not in the 7th stage. When you have kids (if you don't already), you'll be in their stage, just from a different perspective.

Moooo

I have kids, 15, 12, and 7

Moooo
06-08-2006, 03:46 AM
I have kids, 15, 12, and 7

See, there you go. You won't even be able to hit the 8th stage for well plus 20 years, and its almost always another 20 years past that.

And please, please tell me they haven't seen your picture you showed on here. That could scar certain types of children. If I saw a picture like that of my mom, I personally wouldn't care (I'd just be confused cause its so unfitting), but then again, I heard my grandparents having sex. After that, you kinda go numb. Before that moment, it may have harmed me a little.

Moooo

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 03:49 AM
ROFL No! They have not seen that pic!

Moooo
06-08-2006, 03:51 AM
ROFL No! They have not seen that pic!

Five bucks says if its stored on your computer, the 15 year old has seen it (bet you 10 if he's a guy).

Later Gators!

Moooo

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 03:56 AM
It is stored on my computer, but anything remotely naughty is in a hidden file and password protected. Mama's not stupid lol Plus this computer is only used by me. I get kind of rabid when other people touch it, that's what the other computer is for...everyone else in the house. :)

Goddess Tara
06-08-2006, 03:57 AM
Bah! I'm off. Been good chatting with you Moooo.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-08-2006, 04:31 AM
One of my best friends did a sociological report on the demographics of strip club patrons when he was in undergrad. It was pretty interesting. I haven't been to one since I was 19 (23 now). I can't suspend the disbelief that most of the strippers there despise their customers (as they probably should), so it gives me no real pleasure to go there. Plus, if you are looking for some, a bar is a much more realistic place to actually get it.

memyselfI
06-08-2006, 04:57 AM
One of my best friends did a sociological report on the demographics of strip club patrons when he was in undergrad. It was pretty interesting. I haven't been to one since I was 19 (23 now). I can't suspend the disbelief that most of the strippers there despise their customers (as they probably should), so it gives me no real pleasure to go there. Plus, if you are looking for some, a bar is a much more realistic place to actually get it.

The HBO series about strippers constantly showed the girls saying how much they hate their clients and many, if not most, were actually lesbians.

Psyko Tek
06-08-2006, 06:07 AM
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Big Dick Jones
06-08-2006, 06:22 AM
I know too much about psycology to enjoy strip clubs. Unless I'm really drunk. I forget about psycology then.

I don't get drunk anymore though. My last run in with the bottle was enough to give me a special appreciation for being under control.
If you know so much about psychology you should learn how to spell it.

Dave Lane
06-08-2006, 06:46 AM
I don't hate them I just really have no interest. Maybe if the g/f wanted to go it might be a amusing 20 minute passing of time but really I find them a waste of time.

Dave

jlscorpio
06-08-2006, 06:49 AM
I used to go a lot when I was in my early 20's. I'm 34 now. I haven't been since I was deployed to Guam 3 yrs ago. Its basically something I've outgrown. There is a sadness to the whole experience. Once you get the DD's and donkey ass out of your face. Looking back, its just a totally nasty process for all involved, and a HUGE waste of money.

Saulbadguy
06-08-2006, 06:49 AM
Why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free?

MOhillbilly
06-08-2006, 07:00 AM
who the **** tips strippers??????

Lzen
06-08-2006, 07:05 AM
My cousin said it's the easiest money in the world. She could make more in 4 hours than I do in 2 weeks at a traditional job.

Yep, that way she can blow it on all the meth that is around that culture.

Duck Dog
06-08-2006, 07:22 AM
who the **** tips strippers??????


Exactly. Sit next to the dumbass willing to fork over 20's for a lap dance. You'll get a nice show for free.

I got spoiled on Mexican strippers, American strippers can GFTS.

RockChalk
06-08-2006, 07:23 AM
Bonita Flats in Olathe. If you go there and dont' enjoy yourself, you are not American.

morphius
06-08-2006, 07:32 AM
If it wasn't for bach parties I would never bother to go to one.

MOhillbilly
06-08-2006, 07:45 AM
Exactly. Sit next to the dumbass willing to fork over 20's for a lap dance. You'll get a nice show for free.

I got spoiled on Mexican strippers, American strippers can GFTS.

i go for the atmosphere and the brew. rarely does a stripper catch my fancy enough to warrant anykind of attention.

chubychecker
06-08-2006, 07:57 AM
i go for the atmosphere and the brew. rarely does a stripper catch my fancy enough to warrant anykind of attention.
Yea that's what I tell my wife...And the $300 debited from our bank account was for drinks and to buy a friend a lap dance or two.

chubychecker
06-08-2006, 07:59 AM
So, If your friends need a DD Chuby's more than willing to drive; especially if a few females join the fun. The best piece of ass I've ever had was after we both went to a stripclub.

Gonzo
06-08-2006, 08:01 AM
Sounds to me like you're just the millionth guy on the Internet who is making another post focusing on how different you are. Suppose that goes along with the so called psychology experts.

I've only been to a strip club a handful of times, and my observations are that, believe it or not, most people are anxious in strip clubs. That's why everybody orders drinks. I know the chicks in there are just doing it for the money, everybody does, but that doesn't change the fact that they look smokin hot (in dim light, lol).


My guess is you suffer a bit from anxiety disorder and are uncomfortable in most public places. The claim that you overanalyze everything is a dead giveaway even then you only say it because you want to look like a 'thinker'.

You are really overanylizing this.

Baby Lee
06-08-2006, 08:05 AM
Strip club by yourself, in the middle of the afternoon? Probably pretty sad.

Strip club for a special occasion [bachelor party, 21st birthday]. Can be pretty fun, get the man of the hour up there and have the stripper take him down to his boxers and grind on him. Those are some bonding moments there.

Strip club with a good-to-go girl along for the ride? Almost always fun. First you get show, her stripping with the strippers, making out a little. Then she comes back to you all jazzed and a little embarassed, . . . oh, and horny.

Strip club when you take one home afterwards? Priceless.

MVChiefFan
06-08-2006, 08:06 AM
Have any of the men that "enjoy" strip clubs ever been to the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch? Last time I went I thought the girls were actually pretty good.

RockChalk
06-08-2006, 08:09 AM
On my way to the lake of the ozarks, I seem to always find myself tempted to check out the talent at Cloud 9....bonus points for them claiming to be KC's only BYOB joint

CoMoChief
06-08-2006, 08:12 AM
They wouldnt be so bad if....

(A) - They didnt cost so much just to get into

(B) - Girls would just leave me alone aka No I do not want a lap dance for the 50th time youve asked me, I already paid enough just to get in the place.

(C) - Most of them need better looking strippers. This isnt LA or Vegas to where everyone looks like a pornstar, this is the midwest and my girlfriend has a better body than 99.9% of them and I get to see hers for free at will.

(D) - The girls always smell like sweat and some kinda perfume that I cant stand that they drench themselves to cover up the sweat smell, doesnt work. Yes your vag does stink.


Other than that Strip clubs arent that bad I guess.

Chiefnj
06-08-2006, 08:12 AM
Strip clubs dont' come close to making it on my Top 5 Million Things I hate list.

PunkinDrublic
06-08-2006, 08:19 AM
I used to like to go to strip clubs when I was a few years younger, but know I feel its just a waste of my time. I never really liked the phonieness of the whole thing. I hate chicks pretending they like you because their trying to get you to buy them an overpriced drink or a lapdance. If I want to go look at hot chicks I'll go to a regular bar or club where at least if a chicks flirting with you, most of the time she's not trying to hustle you.

Reerun_KC
06-08-2006, 08:34 AM
Strip club when you take one home afterwards? Priceless.


Knowing you are not the first nor the last? Priceless....

Knowing what you are about to recieve you most likely wont be able to scrub off with out a shot. Priceless...

Nzoner
06-08-2006, 09:01 AM
Unless it's a special occasion I really don't care if I ever to go to another one.

KCChiefsFan88
06-08-2006, 09:04 AM
Okay, so a girl I know is having her 21st birthday party, and she wants a lap dance from the classy stripjoint in town. A bunch of people are going out who want me to go, and I REALLY don't want to. I hate those places.

First off, its very very obvious they're doing it for money, which me being the overanalyzer I am totally ruins the hotness for me. Second, the atmosphere is less than... well... anything. And third, I don't like giving away my money by the singles just to have something done I could get 50% of the chicks in any given bar to do with the same money in strategically placed shots of Jagermeister (which I also don't do).

Does anyone else out there agree with me that they're a waste of time and money, or am I the only one?

Moooo

P.S. Don't even get started on the fact she's a chick who wants a lapdance. If you knew her like I know this girl, it makes it a moot point.

I agree they can be a waste of money if you are paying with your own money, but if you are going for a special event like a birthday or a bachelor party and someone else is paying then it is okay.

Cochise
06-08-2006, 09:06 AM
I went a time or two right when I turned 18 and it was legal for me to go, but I think the only other times I have been were for bachelor parties or something.

I don't get it. You pay $20 to get in, and then the whole time you are there people are harrassing you to buy more. You either spend Arrowhead prices on drinks or you are paying some chick $20 to pay attention to you for 3 minutes.

I mean, isn't that kind of pathetic? Paying a woman $20 for 3 minutes of attention? Not even marriage is that expensive.

Donger
06-08-2006, 09:08 AM
I don't hate them, but I've never been in one.

KChiefsQT
06-08-2006, 09:09 AM
Am I the only girl that loves them? Seriously, I get a kick out of the girls who flaunt their bodies on stage...half of whom, unless you're in an "upscale" club, are worse looking than the average hoe on the street. I laugh even harder at some of these guys who will blow half their paycheck on an all-tease performance from the less than average hoe.
Example: G-string Divas

Shot out to the strippers: Ladies, if nothing else, McDonalds is always hiring. Ronald McDonald is bound to be nicer than the pimp thats cutting your earnings in half... hell he even includes a hat in his employee uniform.

What a shame!

stevieray
06-08-2006, 09:11 AM
I went a time or two right when I turned 18 and it was legal for me to go, but I think the only other times I have been were for bachelor parties or something.

I don't get it. You pay $20 to get in, and then the whole time you are there people are harrassing you to buy more. You either spend Arrowhead prices on drinks or you are paying some chick $20 to pay attention to you for 3 minutes.

I mean, isn't that kind of pathetic? Paying a woman $20 for 3 minutes of attention? Not even marriage is that expensive.

what's even more pathetic is what a chick is willing to do for a dollar.

A dollar.

Baby Lee
06-08-2006, 09:13 AM
I don't get it. You pay $20 to get in, and then the whole time you are there people are harrassing you to buy more. You either spend Arrowhead prices on drinks or you are paying some chick $20 to pay attention to you for 3 minutes.
Forgot you guys aren't talking about the Big Derrty Metro-East Adult Consortium. :D
Most all the strip clubs on 'The East Side' are affiliated. The key is to know the bartenders/maitre'd's/bar owners, etc., around town who get their palms greased with passes, make some connections, and have him/her pass a few on to you when the notion strikes. The passes get you in, for a 24 hour period after they are punched, to all the affiliated clubs. None of the clubs require consumption of spirits.

Cochise
06-08-2006, 09:13 AM
what's even more pathetic is what a chick is willing to do for a dollar.

A dollar.

No kidding. They will do stuff that would make a sailor blush for one measley dollar.

Her parents must be proud.

RockChalk
06-08-2006, 09:14 AM
I went a time or two right when I turned 18 and it was legal for me to go, but I think the only other times I have been were for bachelor parties or something.

I don't get it. You pay $20 to get in, and then the whole time you are there people are harrassing you to buy more. You either spend Arrowhead prices on drinks or you are paying some chick $20 to pay attention to you for 3 minutes.

I mean, isn't that kind of pathetic? Paying a woman $20 for 3 minutes of attention? Not even marriage is that expensive.

Bonita Flats, saturdays, $10 to get in, $10 lap dances, $2 drinks (anything)

I'm not a huge fan of the strip clubs, but was there a couple saturday's ago for a Bachelor party..we had one helluva time and didn't break that bank.

Baby Lee
06-08-2006, 09:15 AM
what's even more pathetic is what a chick is willing to do for a dollar.

A dollar.
Hey, she's earning an honest capitalist living.
don't ruin your rep for economic conservatism with your social conservatism. ;)

KCTitus
06-08-2006, 09:18 AM
Bonita Flats, saturdays, $10 to get in, $10 lap dances, $2 drinks (anything)..

Bonita Flats...that place is still open? Wow...

There was a time where all the guys I ran with were getting married and we had 3 bachelor parties within 18 months. We went to Bonita (among others) for all 3. It's the only place I can remember.

Lzen
06-08-2006, 09:19 AM
Yep, that way she can blow it on all the meth that is around that culture.

I just wanted to say to Goddess Tara I'm sorry for saying what I did in my previous post. I don't know anything about your cousin and probably shouldn't have said that.

My sister-in-law has been a stripper off an on for a lot of years. I got my opinion of that profession from her experiences. There is always some kind of drugs - meth or whatever - around those kind of places. It's part of the culture. Those girls make tons of money and blow it on drugs. In a lot of cases, they get strung out and then shit on everybody around them.

As for my SIL, I really feel sorry for her kids as well as her parents. Her kids have no mother around to take care of them and to just be a mother. And her parents have been robbed by her several times (yeah, they don't learn). She has hit rock bottom and it makes me sick.

Cochise
06-08-2006, 09:20 AM
Forgot you guys aren't talking about the Big Derrty Metro-East Adult Consortium. :D
Most all the strip clubs on 'The East Side' are affiliated. The key is to know the bartenders/maitre'd's/bar owners, etc., around town who get their palms greased with passes, make some connections, and have him/her pass a few on to you when the notion strikes. The passes get you in, for a 24 hour period after they are punched, to all the affiliated clubs. None of the clubs require consumption of spirits.

Well, on my 18th I ended up at the metal shed down by Warrensburg which is a juice place. I had a time I guess, I didn't have to pay for anythinig since it was my birthday. But the place was pretty skanky and the women were not really anything special. On top of that, there were some real depraved souls there. I guess because it's a hands-on club.

One guy, 40+, 250lbs+, was sitting next to the stage, with this huge art notebook thing, drawing these anime-style pictures of the peelers with those charcoal art pencils. Then when he got a lap dance, he put on these fuzzy mittens like what you would dry your car off with after washing it, and he used those to fondle the peelers. And the other patrons were not really much less creepy.

Not really my type of crowd...

John_Wayne
06-08-2006, 09:24 AM
[QUOTE=Moooo]............ its very very obvious they're doing it for money.......... QUOTE] Really? What gives you that idea? :rolleyes:

RockChalk
06-08-2006, 09:25 AM
One guy, 40+, 250lbs+, was sitting next to the stage, with this huge art notebook thing, drawing these anime-style pictures of the peelers with those charcoal art pencils. Then when he got a lap dance, he put on these fuzzy mittens like what you would dry your car off with after washing it, and he used those to fondle the peelers. And the other patrons were not really much less creepy.

Not really my type of crowd...

What a veteran of the strip clubs

Radar Chief
06-08-2006, 09:25 AM
Ok, time for “Strip Club Horror Stories”.
Can anyone beat this?
I went to a strip club in Cidad Juarez just off the main street. I walked in, got a beer at the bar and took one swig, turned ‘round to see the stripper on stage with a huge beer gut, half’er teeth miss’n and BO I could smell from 20 ft. away.
I set my beer down and walked out the door while try’n not to gag.

Predarat
06-08-2006, 09:29 AM
The only time I go to them is for Bachelor parties. Like others have said they are in it for the money and dont like their cleints.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 09:31 AM
Stripclubs are kind of pathetic really. Half the girls are drug addicts and the hot ones act like they deserve a $20 just for shaking their asses.

Nzoner
06-08-2006, 09:37 AM
Well, on my 18th I ended up at the metal shed down by Warrensburg which is a juice place. I had a time I guess, I didn't have to pay for anythinig since it was my birthday. But the place was pretty skanky and the women were not really anything special. On top of that, there were some real depraved souls there. I guess because it's a hands-on club.

One guy, 40+, 250lbs+, was sitting next to the stage, with this huge art notebook thing, drawing these anime-style pictures of the peelers with those charcoal art pencils. Then when he got a lap dance, he put on these fuzzy mittens like what you would dry your car off with after washing it, and he used those to fondle the peelers. And the other patrons were not really much less creepy.

Not really my type of crowd...

I wonder if that could be a certain planeteer you're describing?

Cochise
06-08-2006, 09:38 AM
I wonder if that could be a certain planeteer you're describing?

I don't know who you're referring to, but ask him where he was on the night of July 17, 1997 ;)

ARROW2
06-08-2006, 09:38 AM
For all of you downing the clubs.....all I gotta say is.....COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!! You will change your mind....

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 09:39 AM
I wonder if that could be a certain planeteer your're describing?

Whoops double post!

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 09:40 AM
For all of you downing the clubs.....all I gotta say is.....COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!! You will change your mind....

We don't have a GOLD club here-wish we did-that place was pretty awesome!!

Radar Chief
06-08-2006, 09:41 AM
For all of you downing the clubs.....all I gotta say is.....COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!! You will change your mind....

Been there, and must admit you do have a higher quality of plastic tittied meth heads. :thumb:
Still the same scam though.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 09:41 AM
For all of you downing the clubs.....all I gotta say is.....COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!! You will change your mind....

Why, do the women not make you pay them for lap dances? Or do you get to actually date the chick?

Sorry, like I said before, I don't want some total stranger of a chick rubbing her coochie in my face. I can get a girlfriend who I would think is much hotter to do that for me, plus get the satisfaction of knowing she's doing it to make me happy, not to make money off of it.

Moooo

RockChalk
06-08-2006, 09:43 AM
Bonita Flats...that place is still open? Wow...

There was a time where all the guys I ran with were getting married and we had 3 bachelor parties within 18 months. We went to Bonita (among others) for all 3. It's the only place I can remember.

Still alive and kickin...and the talent is pretty darn good

ARROW2
06-08-2006, 09:46 AM
5$ per lap, and you can hit it on a slow night. Sure, I pick my spots and am not in there every night, because it is a hustle for the women, but you can take a down for anything chick in there and come home with two.....Like TI said, What you know about dat? I'm not saying give up your bill money but you can have a great time in our clubs, especially where I hang out :-)

Moooo
06-08-2006, 09:49 AM
5$ per lap, and you can hit it on a slow night. Sure, I pick my spots and am not in there every night, because it is a hustle for the women, but you can take a down for anything chick in there and come home with two.....Like TI said, What you know about dat? I'm not saying give up your bill money but you can have a great time in our clubs, especially where I hang out :-)

Sorry, its just not there. The whole concept of paying for any sort of sexual attention just is beyond me...

Moooo

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 09:54 AM
Strippers love me.

Iowanian
06-08-2006, 10:12 AM
This thread should get interesting when the DJ from Warrensburg arrives, and an unnamed hostess wakes up.

Nzoner
06-08-2006, 10:14 AM
This thread should get interesting when the DJ from Warrensburg arrives, and an unnamed hostess wakes up.

My thoughts exactly.

jlscorpio
06-08-2006, 10:19 AM
How the **** is quiksurfer not on this yet???

ARROW2
06-08-2006, 10:53 AM
Sorry, its just not there. The whole concept of paying for any sort of sexual attention just is beyond me...

Moooo



Kobe would never have gone through that BS had he paid a professional.......Sometimes, it's worth the price to not have the headache....if you are a married man and decide to stray.....They do have their purpose...:-)

The Red Sea
06-08-2006, 10:54 AM
I must agree I'm not a Huge fan of strip joints either.
I've Only gone in them because I was part of a group/party night out where some F'en BoneHead who hasnt gotten his D!@K wet in 6 months blurts out hey guys..teee heee..it would be kool to go to a strip joint...heee.heee...heee.
Then of course its the domino effect...the next guy..sure I guess..the next guy hey why the hell not.
Once there I also cant get it out of my head that these girls are getting Over paid laughing inside at the drunken herd of cattle that drools before them.
After I pick the one girl out of 15 I'd consider hot..I slowly grow bored..mind wanders about at all the Pure trash thats there & the atmosphere in general just not my cup of tea.
I'm more the Sports bar kind of guy When I actually get out being a family man.

In short I do not get turned on by a girl getting paid to show me attention.
I get turned on By a Girl who Wants to turn me on merely because shes as horny as me!

I think most of us married guys will Agree..

Sex is 100 times Hotter when *They* initiate it for no reason at all just cause they want to get it on!

MOhillbilly
06-08-2006, 11:42 AM
Strip club with a good-to-go girl along for the ride? Almost always fun. First you get show, her stripping with the strippers, making out a little. Then she comes back to you all jazzed and a little embarassed, . . . oh, and horny.

Strip club when you take one home afterwards? Priceless.

that is a good time.

MOhillbilly
06-08-2006, 11:46 AM
Ok, time for “Strip Club Horror Stories”.
Can anyone beat this?
I went to a strip club in Cidad Juarez just off the main street. I walked in, got a beer at the bar and took one swig, turned ‘round to see the stripper on stage with a huge beer gut, half’er teeth miss’n and BO I could smell from 20 ft. away.
I set my beer down and walked out the door while try’n not to gag.


i seen a stripper stab another stripper, and when i say stab.
i mean gutted.


what do i win?

MVChiefFan
06-08-2006, 12:23 PM
Yeah, that's true! It sucks to know that it doesn't mean anything to the girl and she is laughing at me inside, meanwhile, I'm feeling all over her titties and ass and there ain't a damn thing she can do about it. Chalk it up as one more girl in the world I've felt up on! Or, I could go blow $20 on a suck-ass movie or batting cages.

Baby Lee
06-08-2006, 12:28 PM
i seen a stripper stab another stripper, and when i say stab.
i mean gutted.


what do i win?
I had 'small talk' with one who related how she was pissed at her boyfriend because he was spending all his time plotting with his buddies to take down the . . oh eff, what the Barge Casino downtown?? Anyway, he was plotting to rob it from underwater. Had bought scuba gear and rapell lines and everything. She talking about like he's hanging out in the garage drinking beer and working on his muscle car, all while grinding away.

Baby Lee
06-08-2006, 12:29 PM
Yeah, that's true! It sucks to know that it doesn't mean anything to the girl and she is laughing at me inside, meanwhile, I'm feeling all over her titties and ass and there ain't a damn thing she can do about it. Chalk it up as one more girl in the world I've felt up on! Or, I could go blow $20 on a suck-ass movie or batting cages.
Id' rather take pitches from a batting machine that wants to pitch to me, FOR ME!!

Amnorix
06-08-2006, 12:31 PM
Nah, I'm not a big fan, and I can tell you exactly why:

1. I don't drink. That accounts for alot.

2. The girls don't DO anything. Dance around. Big deal. If they would hop on a sybian or put on a strap on and go at each other, then I'd be all over it. But as it is, *yawn*

3. YOU can't do anything. It's like being told you can spend all the time you want in the candy store, but don't touch anything or eat anything. Sorry, boring.

4. Did I mention I don't drink?

5. Half the girls aren't hot. Either they're 3 years too far along on their cocaine habit, or they're beanpoles with ridiculous implants, or they're a year or two shy of taking their act into the mean streets with less dancing and more ****ing going on to make their buck.

It's not pity for them or anything that unmotivates me. It's the whole atmosphere. Smokey, crowded rooms with drunk morons (did I mention I don't drink) and girls who parade around that you can't touch.

No thanks.

Baby Lee
06-08-2006, 12:36 PM
2. The girls don't DO anything. Dance around. Big deal. If they would hop on a sybian or put on a strap on and go at each other, then I'd be all over it. But as it is, *yawn*
Give her 30%, Gary. ROFL ROFL

MahiMike
06-08-2006, 01:34 PM
In a word - Yes.

Radar Chief
06-08-2006, 01:37 PM
i seen a stripper stab another stripper, and when i say stab.
i mean gutted.


what do i win?

:eek: Ok, I’d say I’ve been one uped. Anyone top that? :shrug:

MahiMike
06-08-2006, 01:44 PM
I would say that overanalysis is definitely your problem here. You have to look at the situation and make the most of it. It's like going to the movies and watching 'Dumb and Dumber'. You have to prepare yourself that it's mindless fun or you won't enjoy it at all.

When trying to get into the heads of others it's often futile. You simply can't do it unless you've actually been there. These chicks are an important part of our society and economy. So are the bartenders and waitresses that work there. If they could make more at Publix or Walmart they'd do it. But why should they if something pays this well. I've met some pretty intelligent girls in these places that have their houses paid for. That's more than most of us can say. Of course, most are pretty stupid and have no other talent. Or they were too smart to be cheerleaders...)

HC_Chief
06-08-2006, 01:51 PM
I used to go to them quite often. My friends & I went through several strippers in our time, if you know what I mean. ;)

Haven't gone in years. No urge, really. If some of my old pals called me up and said "let's go" however, I wouldn't decline. A strip club, to me, is no different than some meat-market nightclub... the girls just wear less clothes.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 01:53 PM
I used to go to them quite often. My friends & I went through several strippers in our time, if you know what I mean. ;)

Haven't gone in years. No urge, really. If some of my old pals called me up and said "let's go" however, I wouldn't decline. A strip club, to me, is no different than some meat-market nightclub... the girls just wear less clothes.

Strippers are a trip. If you know what you're doing you can score on occasion but most guys are in way over their head.

HC_Chief
06-08-2006, 01:55 PM
Strippers are a trip. If you know what you're doing you can score on occasion but most guys are in way over their head.

Heh, yeah... touchy-feely types will get chewed up & spit out. If you know what you're getting into (figuratively and literally ;)), strippers can be a lot of fun (just like any other people... they <i>are</i> people, after all; just with lowered inhibitions)

Speaking of "lowered inhibitions", I once had the distinct pleasure of being part of a "sacrifice" at a hoping strip club. Heh, that shit was hilarious.

vailpass
06-08-2006, 01:56 PM
Strippers are a trip. If you know what you're doing you can score on occasion but most guys are in way over their head.

Agreed. My old roomate was a "stripper guy". He could mind-**** them into coming back to our place anytime he wanted.
It probably didn't hurt that we had a little nose candy to seal the deal.
Glad I made it through that period without any permanent "reminders (you know, the kind that drip and hurt when you pee).

HC_Chief
06-08-2006, 01:57 PM
It probably didn't hurt that we had a little nose candy to seal the deal.

"Didn't hurt"? Dude, that's like a #*$&ing dog whistle to strippers! lol

listopencil
06-08-2006, 02:05 PM
I don't hate strip clubs and I don't pity strippers. Everybody has hangups, at least they are productive members of society. I haven't been to one since before I was married...let's see...I think it was 1987 the last time I went to The Roaring Twenties in San Diego. The place was such a dive that it's probably been closed down for quite a while now.

Fruit Ninja
06-08-2006, 02:06 PM
In my early 20's my Brother in law and I, with some friends used to go to them or have a company send one to whoevers house we were partying at. Had a great time, wasted alot of money, but most of my friends back then and i were into "distributing" So money was not an issue. Now that i am retired from the "game". I have very little interest in all that as i dont have the spare cash to throw around like that.


I had fun at the time. thats what your late Teens and early 20's are for.

Then again if i had alot of extra cash like i did back then i probably still do it. lol

BWillie
06-08-2006, 02:06 PM
Oh come on, just go get drunk and point at their twat. It's fun, just bring a bunch of your drunk friends. Their just whores, it's not like they are people.

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 02:18 PM
stripclubs in the midwest do kinda suck, but to not go, is kinda selfish. Your friend is turning 21, wants you there, there will be pussy and tits all around... that is never a bad thing.

And FYI, uh, every job everyone has is for capitalism. I have never seen anyone go, oh, what is this? A paycheck?? Oh hell no, I dont want no ****ing money.

Get while the getting is good. Having said that, if my daughter becomes a stripper, Ill be sad.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 02:20 PM
Get while the getting is good. Having said that, if my daughter becomes a stripper, Ill be sad.

Don't worry I'll tip her good. ROFL

BWillie
06-08-2006, 02:22 PM
I tell you what though, if I was a chick, I'd be a stripper. I have no shame, for 2 or 3 nights a week all I'd have to do is shake my ass and make 70-80K. Chicks get it easy.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:24 PM
I tell you what though, if I was a chick, I'd be a stripper. I have no shame, for 2 or 3 nights a week all I'd have to do is shake my ass and make 70-80K. Chicks get it easy.

If you were a chick, you would have shame. I know I couldn't be. I would hate a job where people just think you're a cranked out total retard no matter what you do.

Moooo

HC_Chief
06-08-2006, 02:25 PM
If you were a chick, you would have shame. I know I couldn't be. I would hate a job where people just think you're a cranked out total retard no matter what you do.

Moooo

Therein lies the problem: you care what other people think ;)

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:27 PM
Therein lies the problem: you care what other people think ;)

Yep! I won't lie about that. Albeit its not something I enjoy...

Moooo

Mile High Mania
06-08-2006, 02:31 PM
A girl is turning 21 and wants to go to a strip club... with friends, some of which I am guessing are girls...

You don't want to go... I suggest giving GoChiefs a call and go grab some food and a movie.

HC_Chief
06-08-2006, 02:32 PM
Yep! I won't lie about that. Albeit its not something I enjoy...

Moooo

That's pretty common, really. My wife is the same way. Me, I care very little about what other's think; with the usual exceptions: close friends/family (don't wish to irritate/offend them). I will gleefully "act a'fool" in nearly any situation/environment, just to embarass her :D Yeah, I'm an evil prick like that. Unfortunately I see her shyness/obsession with what "they" think traits in my 3yr old son. I need to free him of that!

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 02:34 PM
A girl is turning 21 and wants to go to a strip club... with friends, some of which I am guessing are girls...

You don't want to go... I suggest giving GoChiefs a call and go grab some food and a movie.

Maybe a little hot tub, little wienershnitzel. ROFL

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:34 PM
A girl is turning 21 and wants to go to a strip club... with friends, some of which I am guessing are girls...

You don't want to go... I suggest giving GoChiefs a call and go grab some food and a movie.

She's not my type, and the other girls going are either married or fiancees to other guys going. And I don't like strip clubs.

Like I said in my very original post, the fact she's a woman is a moot point.

Moooo

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 02:34 PM
That's pretty common, really. My wife is the same way. Me, I care very little about what other's think; with the usual exceptions: close friends/family (don't wish to irritate/offend them). I will gleefully "act a'fool" in nearly any situation/environment, just to embarass her :D Yeah, I'm an evil prick like that. Unfortunately I see her shyness/obsession with what "they" think traits in my 3yr old son. I need to free him of that!

AMEN!!!

scooter
06-08-2006, 02:38 PM
If it wasn't for bach parties I would never bother to go to one.

Bach, at a strip club? Now there's an idea. :hmmm:

Nothing says party like Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring PBJ

Moooo
06-08-2006, 02:39 PM
Bach, at a strip club? Now there's an idea. :hmmm:

Nothing says party like Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring PBJ

Baroque and lapdances go hand in hand, Vivaldi also works well... :)

Moooo

Mile High Mania
06-08-2006, 03:06 PM
the fact she's a woman is a moot point.

Moooo

See, GoChief would agree with that

bogie
06-08-2006, 03:08 PM
Ya gotta go with the right attitude. If you go to these places thinking you're going to get laid you will likely be very disappointed. If you're going because you like to look at and maybe touch nude women, you're probably going to enjoy yourself. If the lap dancer and guy both understand why each is there, it can be a lot of fun.

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 03:19 PM
Let me get this right. She's a girl. She wants to go to a strip club. She wants a lap dance from another girl.

Can I wrap my head in bandages and pretend that I'm you after a nasty rototiller accident? I'll be delighted to stand in for you.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 03:21 PM
Let me get this right. She's a girl. She wants to go to a strip club. She wants a lap dance from another girl.

Can I wrap my head in bandages and pretend that I'm you after a nasty rototiller accident? I'll be delighted to stand in for you.

Women turning 21 who like other women too. How do you not like that type is beyond me.

ChiefFripp
06-08-2006, 03:21 PM
The whole " cheapening of human life" factor is kind of a turnoff for me.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 03:25 PM
The whole " cheapening of human life" factor is kind of a turnoff for me.

I was unaware of them killing people in places like that.

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 03:27 PM
The whole " cheapening of human life" factor is kind of a turnoff for me.

As if we don't all dance for dollar bills. We just do it in Dockers.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 03:31 PM
As if we don't all dance for dollar bills. We just do it in Dockers.

And don't look nearly as good doing it either.

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 03:35 PM
And don't look nearly as good doing it either.

That's why we don't get as many dollar bills as a good stripper. (Sigh.)


Graduate degree, high IQ, good work ethic, entrepreneurialism < Slender hips and perky boobs

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 03:37 PM
That's why we don't get as many dollar bills as a good stripper. (Sigh.)


Graduate degree, high IQ, good work ethic, entrepreneurialism < Slender hips and perky boobs

You missed the and almost no taxes part. ROFL

listopencil
06-08-2006, 03:39 PM
Hell, I'd be a stripper if I could. I just don't have the body for it and I'm too uncomfortable in crowds.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 03:47 PM
Hell, I'd be a stripper if I could. I just don't have the body for it and I'm too uncomfortable in crowds.

Funny, all this time I thought you were a dude.

listopencil
06-08-2006, 03:51 PM
Funny, all this time I thought you were a dude.



Male stripper. Shaking the sausage for the ladies. I am a dude.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 03:58 PM
Male stripper. Shaking the sausage for the ladies. I am a dude.

The ol Vienna huh? ;)

Short Leash Hootie
06-08-2006, 04:00 PM
I don't like strip clubs either. Some of my friends do, and I've been a few times, but I find them boring.

I don't really care to see naked girls that aren't going to give me any poontang! **** that noise.

Last time I think I even fell asleep, but I was tired. And I think I might be gay, but I'm not sure.

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 04:00 PM
Moving slightly afield, I don't know who would eat a meal in a strip club. I have a lot of trouble envisioning health codes being met when there are naked women running around. I'm sure they are, and in fact, I would imagine that health inspectors make sure to visit there more than any other type of business, but I still think I'd find a pubic hair in my mashed potatoes.

Short Leash Hootie
06-08-2006, 04:01 PM
Moving slightly afield, I don't know who would eat a meal in a strip club. I have a lot of trouble envisioning health codes being met when there are naked women running around. I'm sure they are, and in fact, I would imagine that health inspectors make sure to visit there more than any other type of business, but I still think I'd find a pubic hair in my mashed potatoes.
haha, when I was in Canada with a group of friends, some of them actually went and ate at the strip club. I had a good laugh about that one. Fags.

listopencil
06-08-2006, 04:02 PM
The ol Vienna huh? ;)


Polska Kielbasa. I had quite a few darker skinned studs in my bloodline.

listopencil
06-08-2006, 04:03 PM
but I still think I'd find a pubic hair in my mashed potatoes.




Never eat mashed potatoes in a strip club. Just never do it. Stick to the fried stuff.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 04:03 PM
Moving slightly afield, I don't know who would eat a meal in a strip club. I have a lot of trouble envisioning health codes being met when there are naked women running around. I'm sure they are, and in fact, I would imagine that health inspectors make sure to visit there more than any other type of business, but I still think I'd find a pubic hair in my mashed potatoes.

Well, you could either get one in your mouth from a lapdance, or get one from the mashed taters.

My friend went to one in Italy (he was stationed in Aviano), and he said they would finish you off if you had been spending an hour or two with the same girl. Seems kinda counterproductive to me, but that's a nice gesture.

Moooo

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 04:06 PM
Moving slightly afield, I don't know who would eat a meal in a strip club. I have a lot of trouble envisioning health codes being met when there are naked women running around. I'm sure they are, and in fact, I would imagine that health inspectors make sure to visit there more than any other type of business, but I still think I'd find a pubic hair in my mashed potatoes.

Gentlemens club in Reno has 4 star cuisine. The lobster I got there was half the size of the friggen table. Watched the Superbowl there.

Clint in Wichita
06-08-2006, 04:06 PM
Well, you could either get one in your mouth from a lapdance, or get one from the mashed taters.

My friend went to one in Italy (he was stationed in Aviano), and he said they would finish you off if you had been spending an hour or two with the same girl.

Moooo


That's almost as good as being allowed to pay for the pleasure of licking the bottom of a dumpster outside a fish market on a hot summer day.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 04:09 PM
That's almost as good as being allowed to pay for the pleasure of licking the bottom of a dumpster outside a fish market on a hot summer day.

You're just angry cause Red gets all the action and the phone numbers.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 04:10 PM
That's almost as good as being allowed to pay for the pleasure of licking the bottom of a dumpster outside a fish market on a hot summer day.

He said he had figured it up that he had spent about 20 euros, when the stripper chick asked him if he wanted her to finish him off. He could have been lying for all I know... I don't see why you would lie about something like that, though.

Moooo

listopencil
06-08-2006, 04:10 PM
You're just angry cause Red gets all the action and the phone numbers.



To be fair that's only because the strippers find her more attractive.

Clint in Wichita
06-08-2006, 04:14 PM
You're just angry cause Red gets all the action and the phone numbers.


Her action is my action, and neither one of us wants hep c.

Clint in Wichita
06-08-2006, 04:14 PM
To be fair that's only because the strippers find her more attractive.

Are you suggesting that my wife resembles a bag of crystal meth?

ImAWalkingCorpse
06-08-2006, 04:24 PM
Are you suggesting that my wife resembles a bag of crystal meth?

Damn.. <Mouth, Dr. Pepper, Computer Screen>

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Okay, so a girl I know is having her 21st birthday party, and she wants a lap dance from the classy stripjoint in town. A bunch of people are going out who want me to go, and I REALLY don't want to. I hate those places.

First off, its very very obvious they're doing it for money, which me being the overanalyzer I am totally ruins the hotness for me. Second, the atmosphere is less than... well... anything. And third, I don't like giving away my money by the singles just to have something done I could get 50% of the chicks in any given bar to do with the same money in strategically placed shots of Jagermeister (which I also don't do).

Does anyone else out there agree with me that they're a waste of time and money, or am I the only one?

Moooo

P.S. Don't even get started on the fact she's a chick who wants a lapdance. If you knew her like I know this girl, it makes it a moot point.


lighten up francois....

the whole point of strip clubs is to go in,have fun,spend alil money....if youre goin in there in hopes of getting any action..youre in trouble

sure they are a waste of time and money...but what real human enjoyment does a person get from blowin a couple hundred bucks goin to a Chiefs game??

Mecca
06-08-2006, 05:09 PM
This guy I knew a few years ago from my work at the time went to this really really shitty stripjoint in St Louis. So he comes back and he's telling us about it and his eye is swollen like he got punched in the eye, so I ask him if he got in a fight. He says no and that he has no idea what the hell is wrong with his eye. He goes to the doctor the next day comes back and tells us.....he had a crab in his eye, yes a crab in his eye. I can't tell you how hard I laughed about this, you know the stripjoints bad when you get a crab in your eye.

Another story, another guy I worked with worked part time down at the shady lady at the time. He was telling me this story about how one of the strippers called in and said she couldn't come to work. When asked why she said "I'm getting it in the ass right now".

On another note seeing as I read some of this thread, not all girls who strip have bad pasts or hate themselves or have drug habits. I've known and dated a few strippers, sure some strippers have serious serious problems. Others are doing it because it's a quick way to pay for college or hell some are just straight up exhibitionists and get off on a bunch of people looking at them naked.

I think you're reading way to much into the strip club atmosphere. If you go 3 times a week and drop a bunch of money for nothing then it's a problem.

By the way how does a 21 year old girl who wants to go to a strip club and get a lapdance from another girl not fit into your type? Either you have really weird standards or well she got hit in the face with the ugly stick and you aren't telling us.

KChiefsQT
06-08-2006, 05:14 PM
lighten up francois....

the whole point of strip clubs is to go in,have fun,spend alil money....if youre goin in there in hopes of getting any action..youre in trouble

sure they are a waste of time and money...but what real human enjoyment does a person get from blowin a couple hundred bucks goin to a Chiefs game??
:hmmm: LOTS OF ENJOYMENT.

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 05:16 PM
:hmmm: LOTS OF ENJOYMENT.


haha


im not putting anyone down for that...but in my younger single days...there were some great times had at the titty bars....

nychief
06-08-2006, 05:17 PM
Shut off you "ol' brain" and take your friend where SHE wants to go for her birthday, fag.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 05:19 PM
Shut off you "ol' brain" and take your friend where SHE wants to go for her birthday, Rump Ranger.
NICE!!!

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Shut off you "ol' brain" and take your friend where SHE wants to go for her birthday, Rump Ranger.
pokeher in the whiskers....

KChiefsQT
06-08-2006, 05:23 PM
Okay, so a girl I know is having her 21st birthday party, and she wants a lap dance from the classy stripjoint in town. A bunch of people are going out who want me to go, and I REALLY don't want to. I hate those places.


Wow... I never read the first post, just the title. Go you little pussy licker! That is teh ghey if you don't.

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 05:24 PM
Wow... I never read the first post, just the title. Go you little pussy licker! That is teh ghey if you don't.
hahahaha


gettin called out by QT...


so how many of these establishments have you visited young lady?

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 05:25 PM
hahahaha


gettin called out by QT...


so how many of these establishments have you visited young lady?

The one everyone should go to when they visit out here is Mitchell Brothers.

KChiefsQT
06-08-2006, 05:28 PM
hahahaha


gettin called out by QT...


so how many of these establishments have you visited young lady?

I used to go with my ex and his friends all the time, they thought it was great that I would go w/ them for the "enjoyment". Riiiiiight! I'm always one step ahead of those assholes!

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 05:29 PM
I used to go with my ex and his friends all the time, they thought it was great that I would go w/ them for the "enjoyment". Riiiiiight! I'm always one step ahead of those assholes!

They buy you lap dances?

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 05:30 PM
I used to go with my ex and his friends all the time, they thought it was great that I would go w/ them for the "enjoyment". Riiiiiight! I'm always one step ahead of those assholes!


its surprising the numer of very nice looking women frequent the clubs...and they seem to be the poeple who get all the attention from the dancers

KChiefsQT
06-08-2006, 05:30 PM
They buy you lap dances?

Sure

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2006, 05:34 PM
Sure


NICE!!!!

Mr. Laz
06-08-2006, 05:35 PM
i think you should change your name to Gay-moooo

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 05:36 PM
i think you should change your name to Gay-moooo
my votes for Nooooooo

as in Nooooooooo play

CHENZ A!
06-08-2006, 05:46 PM
Bonita Flats, saturdays, $10 to get in, $10 lap dances, $2 drinks (anything)

I'm not a huge fan of the strip clubs, but was there a couple saturday's ago for a Bachelor party..we had one helluva time and didn't break that bank.

One time, my buddy was in town from the Army, right after BT and he wanted to go to there before we went out to the bars, because he hadn't seen titties in a long time. So he goes to the ATM, and I go to the bar, and when he comes back he's got this huge smile on his face, and he tells me he just found $450 in the tray of the ATM. We ****in partied like rockstars. Although lapdances aren't really my thing, my buddy had 4 or 5, and when any normal person would have gone home with some extra cash, we spent all of it. That was a great night. ROFL

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 05:56 PM
Strip clubs are what separates us from the animals. Not physically, of course, other than maybe some of the guys who hang out in the back.

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 05:59 PM
Strip clubs are what separates us from the animals. Not physically, of course, other than maybe some of the guys who hang out in the back.
whats said is..there used to be a club down in Greeley Ks..population like 120..and it was completely surround by farmland and cattle

chief2000
06-08-2006, 06:07 PM
Elizabeth Hilden -penthouse pet is dancing and living here in KC.

Mecca
06-08-2006, 06:14 PM
Elizabeth Hilden -penthouse pet is dancing and living here in KC.

You can't post that without devulging a little more information......

DaneMcCloud
06-08-2006, 06:23 PM
Elizabeth Hilden -penthouse pet is dancing and living here in KC.

Backstage Beth is still at it? She's got to be 38-40 by now.

Mecca
06-08-2006, 06:26 PM
Backstage Beth is still at it? She's got to be 38-40 by now.

You'd still hit it don't even lie.

jlscorpio
06-08-2006, 06:40 PM
Backstage beth and i share a birthday...im 2 yrs older

DaneMcCloud
06-08-2006, 07:22 PM
You'd still hit it don't even lie.

Um, no. I knew Beth very well, back in the day and my girlfriend at the time is the one who got her first stripping gig at Legs. In addition, she hooked up with too many of my friends and way too many rockstars.

Besides that, my wife is about 8 years younger than Beth and is about 10 times as hot (and she's Asian). ;)

No thanks.

StcChief
06-08-2006, 11:09 PM
Right in The star....

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/entertainment/columnists/hearne_christopher_jr/14753636.htm

Douche Baggins
06-08-2006, 11:11 PM
Man that chick has some slutty pics on the net...google her.

Douche Baggins
06-08-2006, 11:13 PM
For some reason I love that 80's look...

58-4ever
06-08-2006, 11:38 PM
Man that chick has some slutty pics on the net...google her.

the one's I found wern't incredibly slutty. Just big fake boobies.

Frazod
06-08-2006, 11:41 PM
Haven't been to a strip joint since '99, when I was in New York on business. Went to Flashdancers, which is right down Broadway from the Ed Sullivan theater. Great place, smoking hot women, dropped lots of money. Had a lots of fun, spent lots of money, some of which I was able to expense. :D

When I was single, I'd go to the Admiral Theater in Chicago maybe once a year/year and a half or so.

I don't know what people expect from these places. It is naked women doing their best to separate you from your money; nothing more. Have a little fun and go home. BFD.

greg63
06-08-2006, 11:45 PM
I've been married nearly 23 years...what's a strip club??? :rolleyes:

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 11:47 PM
Elizabeth Hilden wanted to **** me back in the day, I had a girlfriend at the time... she really enjoyed my standup comedy. I dont know if she wanted to **** me or not, but when a chick grabs my package and kisses my ear... that is my guess.

My girlfriend was there, and was pissed. Nearly a cat fight. Fun times.

Dick Bull
06-08-2006, 11:51 PM
Elizabeth Hilden wanted to **** me back in the day, I had a girlfriend at the time... she really enjoyed my standup comedy. I dont know if she wanted to **** me or not, but when a chick grabs my package and kisses my ear... that is my guess.

My girlfriend was there, and was pissed. Nearly a cat fight. Fun times.


Um they do that when you pay for the lapdance.


Let me guess you tipped her $50

luv
06-08-2006, 11:56 PM
There's a classy strip joint in Springfield?

greg63
06-08-2006, 11:57 PM
There's a classy strip joint in Springfield?
Hey luv did ya get my last PM???

Dick Bull
06-08-2006, 11:57 PM
There's a classy strip joint in Springfield?


Aren't you the assistant manager of R&D for T&A there?


:)

luv
06-08-2006, 11:59 PM
Aren't you the assistant manager of R&D for T&A there?


:)
I work behind Illusions. Does that count?

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:00 AM
I work behind Illusions. Does that count?


I, being a gentleman, will not take that statement any further.

luv
06-09-2006, 12:01 AM
I, being a gentleman, will not take that statement any further.
Since when did you become one of those?

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:03 AM
Since when did you become one of those?

I bought an internet course on it.


Got a degree from phoenix online.

luv
06-09-2006, 12:05 AM
I bought an internet course on it.


Got a degree from phoenix online.
Yeah, but since when do college graduates actually use their degrees?

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:09 AM
Yeah, but since when do college graduates actually use their degrees?



I guess today is the day I realize my full potential.

luv
06-09-2006, 12:24 AM
I guess today is the day I realize my full potential.
Wow. A gentlman and you have potential? Good day, huh?

Mecca
06-09-2006, 12:27 AM
Um, no. I knew Beth very well, back in the day and my girlfriend at the time is the one who got her first stripping gig at Legs. In addition, she hooked up with too many of my friends and way too many rockstars.

Besides that, my wife is about 8 years younger than Beth and is about 10 times as hot (and she's Asian). ;)

No thanks.

I should meet her.......I look like a rockstar.

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:28 AM
Wow. A gentlman and you have potential? Good day, huh?


For true, someday I aspire to be someone who works in front or even in a strip club. Not the alley behind.


:)

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:29 AM
I should meet her.......I look like a rockstar.

Me too.

I'm like a cross between keith richards and phil collins

Mecca
06-09-2006, 12:34 AM
Man that chick has some slutty pics on the net...google her.

What kinda pics do you think she's gonna have son? She posed in penthouse a magazine that had women pissing in it for awhile.

luv
06-09-2006, 12:34 AM
For true, someday I aspire to be someone who works in front or even in a strip club. Not the alley behind.


:)
There isn't an alley behind Illusions.

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:36 AM
There isn't an alley behind Illusions.


Well, you can dream can't you.

luv
06-09-2006, 12:37 AM
Well, you can dream can't you.
Yep, and I will have good dreams tonight. It's been a wonderful day.

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:38 AM
Yep, and I will have good dreams tonight. It's been a wonderful day.

Well good night to you.

Moooo
06-09-2006, 12:38 AM
I thought I made it clear that she's going to go with a group of friends whether I do or not. She could really care less if I do, I've just been invited, and her friends want me to go. My presence will not influence her having fun in any way, shape or form.

And I don't see why everyone is freaking out over a girl getting a lap dance, it's not a big deal. I dated a chick who was bisexual, and its just a preference. I even a few times fooled around with her and her friend at the same time, and you know what? Its for the most part all the same. Its not like it feels twice as good or anything.

My whole point was whether or not others agreed, not whether I was right or wrong for feeling that way (last time I checked that's irrelevant).

Moooo

Dick Bull
06-09-2006, 12:40 AM
I thought I made it clear that she's going to go with a group of friends whether I do or not. She could really care less if I do, I've just been invited. My presence will not influence her having fun in any way, shape or form.

And I don't see why everyone is freaking out over a girl getting a lap dance, it's not a big deal. I dated a chick who was bisexual, and its just a preference. I even a few times fooled around with her and her friend at the same time, and you know what? Its for the most part all the same. Its not like it feels twice as good or anything.

My whole point was whether or not others agreed, not whether I was right or wrong for feeling that way (last time I checked that's irrelevant).

Moooo


I'm not freaking out over a girl getting a lap dance. Trust me I've spent a whole lot more for less

Moooo
06-09-2006, 12:43 AM
I'm not freaking out over a girl getting a lap dance. Trust me I've spent a whole lot more for less

You'd think its the holy f'n grail from the way these guys talk on here. Really, if you want to get two chicks into bed at the same time, it's NOT HARD AT ALL!!! Yet these guys on here are hard up cause my curious friend is wanting a lap dance from another chick. Its not a big deal.

Moooo

luv
06-09-2006, 12:43 AM
I'm still waiting to hear about a classy strip joint in Springfield. :shrug:

luv
06-09-2006, 12:44 AM
You'd think its the holy f'n grail from the way these guys talk on here. Really, if you want to get two chicks into bed at the same time, it's NOT HARD AT ALL!!! Yet these guys on here are hard up cause my curious friend is wanting a lap dance from another chick. Its not a big deal.

Moooo
They could just be giving you shit. Just a guess. I haven't read the entire thread.

Moooo
06-09-2006, 12:44 AM
I'm still waiting to hear about a classy strip joint in Springfield. :shrug:

As classy as they get, that new 4-play place. They have a cigar bar and all sorts of other stuff, so I guess its about as classy as it gets.

Moooo

Moooo
06-09-2006, 12:45 AM
They could just be giving you shit. Just a guess. I haven't read the entire thread.

Probably. Just explaining my case (in vain).

Moooo

greg63
06-09-2006, 12:46 AM
They could just be giving you shit. Just a guess. I haven't read the entire thread.

That too would be my guess; kinda what the Planet is famous for.

luv
06-09-2006, 12:47 AM
As classy as they get, that new 4-play place. They have a cigar bar and all sorts of other stuff, so I guess its about as classy as it gets.

Moooo
I heard an advertisement for that place on the radio. I thought it was more of a sports bar with dancers. I didn't think it was a regular strip club (that would do the lap dance thing).

Moooo
06-09-2006, 12:50 AM
That too would be my guess; kinda what the Planet is famous for.

That's fine. I know other people enjoy getting under other's skin, especially when you detach yourself as is the case on a message board. People like to vent and act out their frustration on people they can't see or know.

I heard an advertisement for that place on the radio. I thought it was more of a sports bar with dancers. I didn't think it was a regular strip club (that would do the lap dance thing).

Could be, she might be highly dissapointed...

Moooo

chief2000
06-09-2006, 02:13 AM
Elizabeth Hilden wanted to **** me back in the day, I had a girlfriend at the time... she really enjoyed my standup comedy. I dont know if she wanted to **** me or not, but when a chick grabs my package and kisses my ear... that is my guess.

My girlfriend was there, and was pissed. Nearly a cat fight. Fun times.

Quit lying.

What standup comedy ?

chief2000
06-09-2006, 02:14 AM
I'm still waiting to hear about a classy strip joint in Springfield. :shrug:


I think Kcstar article mentions Hilden living there. Not sure 100%.

BWillie
06-09-2006, 02:26 AM
Ah yes, Moo you've had two chicks at one time. Teach me how ya do it? What do you say? At any rate, good work. That's on my agenda for this weekend. A girl straight up asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with me and her friend. I must say, nobody has ever asked me that before. Guarantee you tho, she won't go thru with it.

Moooo
06-09-2006, 02:51 AM
Ah yes, Moo you've had two chicks at one time. Teach me how ya do it? What do you say? At any rate, good work. That's on my agenda for this weekend. A girl straight up asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with me and her friend. I must say, nobody has ever asked me that before. Guarantee you tho, she won't go thru with it.

Well, it just kinda happened. Like I said, back in the day I was big into drugs and stuff, and my druggie gf was a very experimental 16 year old. The other chick was cool, but kinda on the chunky side, definitely wasn't a supermodel or anything. It was about 2 a.m., and we were all crashed at my friends house. I was chilling out getting ready to fall asleep with my gf in my friends bed (he had long passed out on the couch), when she came in and asked if she could crash with us, which was cool. Then my gf starts making out with me, and I'm like, "What are you planning on doing, having sex with me while we're right beside... OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!" (cause till then, she liked both girls and guys, but never said anything about both at the same time, not to mention I'm very slow to get stuff).

But dude, overall, it was just like, "whatever." At first its really uncomfortable to be kissing on some other chick whenever your gf is watching you do it, and then, when its all done, its kinda akward too, cause the whole kinkiness is out of the air, and you're just there with some chick who you could care less about.

Then again, I'm just different, I guess.

Moooo

Rain Man
06-09-2006, 08:48 AM
I heard an advertisement for that place on the radio. I thought it was more of a sports bar with dancers. I didn't think it was a regular strip club (that would do the lap dance thing).

These are two concepts that, while each is sublime taken separately, should not be mixed.

Naked dancers? Hallelujah!

Sports bar? Joy to the world!

Sports bar with naked dancers? Get down! You're blocking the screen! Better door than window! Better door than window!

RaiderH8r
06-09-2006, 09:26 AM
No. I'll never set foot in one as long as I live. I think they're a gathering place for human trash.
Well, not as long as you have access to internet porn and a tube of Astroglide.

grandllama
06-09-2006, 12:04 PM
This thread should get interesting when the DJ from Warrensburg arrives, and an unnamed hostess wakes up.

Yawn... I'm awake, wha did I miss.... Besides the one dork calling all my girls whores, and Kevin's adversion to food in a titty bar (obviously hasn't been to one in awhile, 99% are shaven clean)... not much to see here..

I'd input something witty here, but I'm tired (and since when have I been known for witty comments)... I have stupid girls and girls with MBA's working at the ranch. All are beautiful.

To rebut Amnorix...

1) We don't serve alcohol
2) Girls have been known to eat each other on stage (not allowed, but still happens)
3) Our private dance rooms & shower are full touch ('xcept crotch)

To those of you fascinated that girls who want lap dances, come out to the Ranch on a Wed (Taco Night... oops, look food) or Thurs (Pizza night...damn more food) and you'll see that almost half of the 150 - 200 in the bar are women. These girls are twice as wild as the guys and quite a few end up topless (and / or bottomless). It's like a girls gone wild video but happening right in front of you. And yes, many of these girls pay the $20 for a lapdance. Some of it has to do with the fact that female bisexuality is 'cool' right now and some of it has to do with the fact that the girls that come in are genuinely curious. Half of the girls on night shift are bi, 25% are straight, and 25% of them are lesbians. Every one would tell you they would rather dance for another girl.

Now, back to the original comments. Obviously I work in a titty bar. My job is to help the girls separate you from your money. I care for the girls and watch out for them. However, I do not enjoy going to strip bars when I am not working. A lot of that has to do with the fact that I've worked in them so long and the thrill is gone so to say. But to each his own.

damn, that came off as snotty and derisive. I'm gonna go have some more coffee and see if I can find where I put the real grandllama ;)

grandllama
06-09-2006, 12:08 PM
I wonder if that could be a certain planeteer you're describing?

Naw, sounds more like he was up the road at Cloud 9... my night girls are a lot of things, but none are what you would consider 'skanky'

grandllama
06-09-2006, 12:11 PM
Shot out to the strippers: Ladies, if nothing else, McDonalds is always hiring. Ronald McDonald is bound to be nicer than the pimp thats cutting your earnings in half... hell he even includes a hat in his employee uniform.

What a shame!

McDonalds 2 week paycheck: $380

One night MDFR: $700+

Not hard to figure the math on that one.