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chagrin
06-08-2006, 07:45 AM
of Fecal matter in their britches

That is all

Bootlegged
06-08-2006, 07:45 AM
The average is skewed by Fat Bastard.

AZORChiefFan
06-08-2006, 07:46 AM
I'd venture to say I have at least 1/2 a peanut. Beat that!

JBucc
06-08-2006, 07:46 AM
Finally, something I'm above average in.

ROYC75
06-08-2006, 07:46 AM
What about us unaverage people ?

WTF do we have ?

StcChief
06-08-2006, 07:47 AM
So the guy's going commando? It's on the floor, watch your step.

Gonzo
06-08-2006, 07:54 AM
I have 1/2 the size of a coconut in mine right..........now.

Rooster
06-08-2006, 07:57 AM
Is that peanut in the shell or out of the shell? I'm just checking because I think I may be carrying about 1lbs of peanut brittle in my draws right now. :p

MVChiefFan
06-08-2006, 07:58 AM
I don't understand this. Are they refering to a ball of poo the actual size and roundness of a 1/4 of a peanut? Or, are they saying that if you gathered up all of the poo in your britches then you could roll it into a ball a 1/4 the size of a peanut? What if you have peanuts in your poo? Then what? Just some questions to ponder?

Gonzo
06-08-2006, 08:02 AM
poo poo for two

chagrin
06-08-2006, 08:06 AM
Furthermore, and this is common sense, if you flush with the lid open, fecal matter is sent everywhere, including on your sink, toothbrush, soap, faucet, etc.

chagrin
06-08-2006, 08:07 AM
I don't understand this. Are they refering to a ball of poo the actual size and roundness of a 1/4 of a peanut? Or, are they saying that if you gathered up all of the poo in your britches then you could roll it into a ball a 1/4 the size of a peanut? What if you have peanuts in your poo? Then what? Just some questions to ponder?

That one, yeah

Fat Elvis
06-08-2006, 08:09 AM
There's this thing called toilet paper....

chagrin
06-08-2006, 08:11 AM
There's this thing called toilet paper....

It's regardless of the toilet paper used.

MVChiefFan
06-08-2006, 08:16 AM
Furthermore, and this is common sense, if you flush with the lid open, fecal matter is sent everywhere, including on your sink, toothbrush, soap, faucet, etc.

BLAH!!! What's going on here?! I've been going through life thinkin' that everything was hunky-dory on the poo side of things. I learned to wipe till I bleed so my wife wouldn't find anything when she did laundry. Now I'm finding this out. Disturbing.

DMAC
06-08-2006, 08:20 AM
Furthermore, and this is common sense, if you flush with the lid open, fecal matter is sent everywhere, including on your sink, toothbrush, soap, faucet, etc.But it's so fun to watch it go down!!

chagrin
06-08-2006, 08:28 AM
But it's so fun to watch it go down!!

ROFL
Reminds me of that old joke, with the punchline, "When the log rolls over we shall die" song, ahh the memories...

DMAC
06-08-2006, 08:53 AM
How much would you say is in these?

chagrin
06-08-2006, 09:03 AM
Please tell me that is not in your home

DMAC
06-08-2006, 09:06 AM
Please tell me that is not in your homeROFLROFL It folds out into a hammock.