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Halfcan
06-08-2006, 09:55 AM
Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 09:58 AM
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

Donger
06-08-2006, 09:59 AM
An unsolicited "I love you, Daddy" from the rug rats.

Little f*ckers.

Saulbadguy
06-08-2006, 10:00 AM
You post threads like this.

Moooo
06-08-2006, 10:00 AM
How about this: You've reached a point where you just don't understand how these young kids can listen to music SO LOUDLY!!!

Then again, I've fit all three bills of yours and I'm only 22. That either makes you wrong or me boring (I'm going with the latter).

Moooo

Tatertot13
06-08-2006, 10:09 AM
I finally have stopped wearing GoodNites to bed!

The Red Sea
06-08-2006, 10:09 AM
When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 10:12 AM
An unsolicited "I love you, Daddy" from the rug rats.

Little f*ckers.

Yep that is awesome!!! Kids make it all worth it!

Fish
06-08-2006, 10:13 AM
I went to bed before 1am last night......

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 10:13 AM
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 10:15 AM
When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"

LOL you must have got the email-funny shit on there.

Demonpenz
06-08-2006, 10:16 AM
You go to work everyday

onescrewleftuntwisted
06-08-2006, 10:16 AM
i guess i havent grown up yet, i still like my music loud, who needs food when you can drink your dinner, don't have kids, and i went to the bar last night and tried to see how far i could get through the shot book.

Chiefnj
06-08-2006, 10:17 AM
You get rid of your old velcro wallet for a leather one.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 10:21 AM
5150 was the "New" Van Halen and started a huge riff between fans.

Now-who cares??

The Red Sea
06-08-2006, 11:00 AM
You read this entire thread looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

HarryParatestes
06-08-2006, 11:31 AM
You release more flatulance before 7 AM than you did all day as a

yooot.

rageeumr
06-08-2006, 11:45 AM
Having a keg at your place is no longer a guarantee that 50 people you don't know will show up.

BWillie
06-08-2006, 12:31 PM
You sun burn the top fo your head for the first time, and start freaking out that you may be turning bald at age 23.

dollar1
06-08-2006, 12:37 PM
As men do, pull a nose hair out and through the tears, you see the hair is white.

~back under rock~

ck_IN
06-08-2006, 01:14 PM
<i>As men do, pull a nose hair out and through the tears, you see the hair is white.</i>

Or you find some white/gray hair about three feet further south.

I haven't reached that point yet but I'm dreading it.

StcChief
06-08-2006, 01:26 PM
<i>As men do, pull a nose hair out and through the tears, you see the hair is white.</i>

Or you find some white/gray hair about three feet further south.

I haven't reached that point yet but I'm dreading it.

Pull nose hair....do you do ear hair too... Sadist

I use an electric trimmer,
:p

dollar1
06-08-2006, 01:58 PM
electric trimers are for whimps :p

Nah, I do use them, but as I'm getting older, the hair seems to be growing faster...WTF? I yank the ones that tickle my upper lip :)

The eye brow hairs keep going too. I've got one that is about 1" long. His name is Luigi.

~back under rock~

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 02:18 PM
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer the "Good"stuff.

KCChiefsMan
06-08-2006, 02:34 PM
If I want a cookie.....I have a cookie

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 04:01 PM
"I just can't drink the way I used too," replaces "I will never drink that much again!"

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 04:49 PM
when ya look alil harder at the minivans instead of the 4 wheel drive pickups at the cardealership

plbrdude
06-08-2006, 04:56 PM
How about this: You've reached a point where you just don't understand how these young kids can listen to music SO LOUDLY!!!

Then again, I've fit all three bills of yours and I'm only 22. That either makes you wrong or me boring (I'm going with the latter).

Moooo


maybe wise instead of boring. i's 34 before i got off the stuff.

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 05:18 PM
You become invisible to teenagers, or worse, they call you 'sir'.

Starbux37
06-08-2006, 07:28 PM
When I used to be able to go party with my buds for 72 hours straight and take 24 hours to recover and now stay up for 24 hours straight and it takes 72 hours to recover.

Douche Baggins
06-08-2006, 07:37 PM
If I want a cookie.....I have a cookie

HELL YES!

Rain Man
06-08-2006, 07:41 PM
You begin to question whether it's appropriate to show some things on TV.

milkman
06-08-2006, 09:37 PM
How about this: You've reached a point where you just don't understand how these young kids can listen to music SO LOUDLY!!!


Damn, I've been grown up since before I even turned 10 years old, if this is one of the signs.

stevieray
06-08-2006, 09:44 PM
you buy four new tires...at the same time.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 10:10 PM
Your insurance goes down and your car payment goes up.

stevieray
06-08-2006, 10:25 PM
Your insurance goes down and your car payment goes up.

your insurance goes down and you own your car.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 10:26 PM
You are the one calling the cops, because those kids next door won't turn down the music.

Guru
06-08-2006, 10:43 PM
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
YEP :banghead:

BWillie
06-08-2006, 10:46 PM
Chicks don't screw you anymore unless you take them to dinner, tell them they are special, hang out with them in the daytime, etc.

cdcox
06-08-2006, 10:54 PM
You're old enough to be the father of one of your friends.

Halfcan
06-08-2006, 11:12 PM
Chicks don't screw you anymore unless you take them to dinner, tell them they are special, hang out with them in the daytime, etc.

No shit-my best line used to be "So you wanna" now its dinners and movies and you have to act like you really want this relationship to last forever.

greg63
06-08-2006, 11:41 PM
Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

Geez in that case I was born getting old! :shake: