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Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:06 PM
Rangers going for the sweep.

nychief
06-08-2006, 07:07 PM
"Get out the BROOMS!"


Should I get out the Lube also?

Bob Dole
06-08-2006, 07:10 PM
It's actually pretty pathetic that you find this topic worthy of a new thread.

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 07:11 PM
come sweep my garage

chiefs4me
06-08-2006, 07:12 PM
You do realize that with the Rangers being in 1st place and the Royals being in worst then last place, that this sweep really means nothing...:D

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:13 PM
You do realize that with the Rangers being in 1st place and the Royals being in worst then last place, that this sweep really means nothing...:D

I don't listen to women when it comes to baseball.

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 07:16 PM
I don't listen to women when it comes to baseball.
you do realize when they mention baseball,they are referring to sex right?

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:19 PM
Royals out of it in the 1st, 0-0.

chiefs4me
06-08-2006, 07:23 PM
I don't listen to women when it comes to baseball.



okay, fine, then look at the standings on a sports board or the newspaper.......:D

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:24 PM
okay, fine, then look at the standings on a sports board or the newspaper.......:D

See what I mean? ****ing women. Everyone knows you can just go to mlb.com.

Royals with 2 on, no one out.

Time for a well-executed double play.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:25 PM
Or an RBI single. Son of a BITCH!!!

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:27 PM
2-0 Royals.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:30 PM
3-0 Royals. This is difficult.

Calcountry
06-08-2006, 07:30 PM
Trolling again, eh Chiefie.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 07:31 PM
Goddamit.

chiefs4me
06-08-2006, 07:32 PM
Looks like the Royals didn't bring a dustpan with them tonight???:D

Calcountry
06-08-2006, 07:39 PM
Looks like the Royals didn't bring a dustpan with them tonight???:DShe hit the post!!11, clang.

chiefs4me
06-08-2006, 07:41 PM
She hit the post!!11, clang.'



:D mavs in 20 min, you watching???:hmmm:

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 08:21 PM
only the Royals can get up 4-0 and then totally suck in less than 3 innings... unreal 4-8 with bases loaded... heh.

Welcome to KC Dayton Moore, have fun with our little cluster****.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 08:26 PM
That didn't last long. ROFL

OldTownChief
06-08-2006, 08:27 PM
Welcome to KC Dayton Moore, have fun with our little cluster****.

It would take ANYBODY a while to un-**** this cluster.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 08:43 PM
****! Can ANYONE pitch in this game?

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 08:46 PM
11-8 Texas after...THREE INNINGS?

:shake:

tk13
06-08-2006, 08:51 PM
Good comeback. Now we need a Tynes field goal.

VonneMarie
06-08-2006, 08:58 PM
WTF kind of game is this? ROFL

chiefqueen
06-08-2006, 09:01 PM
WTF kind of game is this? ROFL

A college game with aluminum bats???????????????????

PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 09:01 PM
Just get this stupid game to the 7th so our late bullpen can close it down. :shake:

tk13
06-08-2006, 09:03 PM
Donuts by the 4th inning. I wonder if that's a record.

VonneMarie
06-08-2006, 09:03 PM
We just scored another run. Is this a record for most runs scored in a single game?

VonneMarie
06-08-2006, 09:07 PM
Is this game on TV?

JBucc
06-08-2006, 09:08 PM
Is this game on TV?It is here. On FSN southwest

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 09:13 PM
MEtro sports RSTN....

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 09:17 PM
11-10 after 5.

tk13
06-08-2006, 09:19 PM
DeJesus homers to cut it to one. Wooo... good inning. Keep chipping away. :)

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 09:23 PM
Warning track power!

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 09:53 PM
Nice throw by the Rump Rangers.

2 on 1 out, top of the order.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 09:54 PM
Son of a bitch, tie game.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 09:55 PM
DeJesus ties it up..

tk13
06-08-2006, 09:56 PM
TIE GAME! WOOOOO! THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS!

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 09:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 09:58 PM
13-11, KC.

beer bacon
06-08-2006, 09:59 PM
This is a Royalsesque effort from the Rangers' pitching staff.

tk13
06-08-2006, 09:59 PM
Minky! Double! 13-11 Royals!!!! WOOOOO! ROFL

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:00 PM
This is a Royalsesque effort from the Rangers' pitching staff.
The defensive play by the Rangers is just about as impressive.

Sure-Oz
06-08-2006, 10:00 PM
Teahan has looked good, im impressed, it seems as if he is stayin back more when hitting. Also, its great to have Dejesus back, we gotta win this esp with the new boss in town!

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:02 PM
Another impressive defensive display by the Rangers. ROFL

petegz28
06-08-2006, 10:02 PM
I like the fight we have tonight. Our offense can really light it up AT TIMES. Just too bad our pitching always sucks

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:04 PM
Son of a bitch.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:04 PM
Stairs with a 3 run shot! ROFL

Sure-Oz
06-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Thats how you show you ****in do it STAIRS!

Sure-Oz
06-08-2006, 10:05 PM
EMIL SINGLE HAHAHAHAHAHA

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:05 PM
And the Royals have batted around. ROFL

Sure-Oz
06-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Son of a bitch.
get out the ****in lube cuz this has got to hurt

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:05 PM
HOME RUN STAIRS! FIRMLY LOAD THAT BROOM HANDLE IN YOUR COLON, SAYS THE MAN WITH THE YELLOW MUSTACHE! 16-11 Royals!

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:06 PM
HOME RUN STAIRS! FIRMLY LOAD THAT BROOM HANDLE IN YOUR COLON, SAYS THE MAN WITH THE YELLOW MUSTACHE!

This ain't over by a long shot. :cuss:

Cochise
06-08-2006, 10:07 PM
We had donuts wrapped up in the 4th inning. How is that Rangers' pitching?

18 hits for the worst offense in baseball.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:07 PM
Make that 2 on, 2 out, again.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:07 PM
This is getting to be a nightmare.

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:07 PM
Teahen with a 4 hit night.

Cochise
06-08-2006, 10:07 PM
Berroa could go first & last out this inning.

beer bacon
06-08-2006, 10:08 PM
Berroa is a such a wet blanket.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:08 PM
Berroa was the first & last out this inning.
Fixed your post for you. :D

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 10:08 PM
haha eat a dick GoChiefs... bwahaha

Sure-Oz
06-08-2006, 10:08 PM
I think the momentum has swung just a tad...

Cochise
06-08-2006, 10:09 PM
Fixed your post for you. :D

:cuss:

Oh well, ain't like Andres Blanco would be hitting any better.

BWillie
06-08-2006, 10:09 PM
Hey we are gonna 30 run it. 16-11 bottom of the 7th. Muhahaha. I've been telling everybody our offense isn't THAT bad. We don't even bat that bad as a team, we just fail to drive in runs..which I fault alot on Buddy Bail failing to use the correct lineups.

beer bacon
06-08-2006, 10:09 PM
I would just like to remind everyone that there is no reason to get cocky. We are the ****ing Royals.

petegz28
06-08-2006, 10:10 PM
:cuss:

Oh well, ain't like Andres Blanco would be hitting any better.


Yeah but he probably wouldn't have the error Berroa has

Mecca
06-08-2006, 10:10 PM
People are watching the worst team in baseball play while an NBA Finals game is on......

beer bacon
06-08-2006, 10:11 PM
People are watching the worst team in baseball play while an NBA Finals game is on......

I hate the NBA. I couldn't care less.

Cochise
06-08-2006, 10:11 PM
People are watching the worst team in baseball play while an NBA Finals game is on......

baseball >>>> nba

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:11 PM
:cuss:

Oh well, ain't like Andres Blanco would be hitting any better.
ROFL

Well, ... no. ROFL

Say, ... didn't someone ask for a broom earlier?

Cochise
06-08-2006, 10:12 PM
Alright, Gochiefs, you have to run smack on us every game the rest of the season.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:12 PM
Whatever, this game isn't over.

Mecca
06-08-2006, 10:13 PM
baseball >>>> nba

I disagree.........especially when it involves the Royals.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:13 PM
Base hit. I ain't heard no fat lady.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:14 PM
16-12

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 10:14 PM
man, im glad our pitching is awesome.

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:14 PM
People are watching the worst team in baseball play while an NBA Finals game is on......
At this rate we're going to have more scoring in this game than the Finals game.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:15 PM
Base hit. I ain't heard no fat lady.
http://www.zenwaiter.com/photos/index/fat%20lady%20sings.jpg

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:15 PM
I would just like to remind everyone that there is no reason to get cocky. We are the ****ing Royals.
Dayton Moore is here now! He will send the Atlanta cockroaches of death upon any of those who shall oppose us! It is a new day my friend!

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:16 PM
tk13, did you see my defensive highlight reel? You are mentioned at the end. :)

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:17 PM
Alright! We are running out a pitcher who threw last night too! Woooo!!!

BWillie
06-08-2006, 10:17 PM
Oh well, ain't like Andres Blanco would be hitting any better.

You know it's a toss up for me if I would want Blanco or another guy in there for Berroa. Stop looking at batting averages people, it's not important. Look at on base percentage, it tells you more of a story. Berroa always has a crappy OB%. Is it a coincidence his batting avg and OB% has gone down every year since he was Rookie of the Year? No, it's because scouting reports started to notice he was a loose cannon and swings at shit in the dirt. He almost swings at every first pitch, and the pitchers know that. I say get him outta here, I really do

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:18 PM
Kinsler is the man. ROTY candidate.

300th pitch of the game coming.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:21 PM
And the Rangers strand 2 in the 8th. I hear the fat lady warming up.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:21 PM
Shite.

BWillie
06-08-2006, 10:24 PM
Thank God DeJesus is back, now if we can get Sweeney back from playing golf with Priest and Greinke and stop being a pussy maybe we could win some games.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:31 PM
LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!
http://www.dartmouth.edu/~german/German2/Brunhilde.JPG

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:32 PM
Way to stop that one with your foot, Elmer. Jesus ...

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 10:33 PM
Why the **** would GoChiefs be watching this when his Mavericks are in the Finals?

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 10:33 PM
Burgos? Are you f ucking kiddingm e? What the f?

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:35 PM
Well, this should be fun. Or horrifying.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:36 PM
Well, this should be fun. Or horrifying.
I'm leaning toward horrifying.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:37 PM
Wow. A tailor made double play. I'll take it.

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:38 PM
Double play! Thatta boy Burgos!

BWillie
06-08-2006, 10:38 PM
That is it. Hey, Buddy doesn't care nemore. Why on earth would you bring back Burgos in. Christ. I bet when he makes lineups before the game, he just goes ok kids now who wants to play today. Ok get your glove write your name on the lineup sheet. Now I'll just read the paper, dick off, and eat some sunflower seeds.

4th and Long
06-08-2006, 10:38 PM
GAME OVAH!

tk13
06-08-2006, 10:39 PM
Wooo! Royals win! Great comeback. Dayton Moore now has the best winning percentage in baseball history.

Jayhawkerman2001
06-08-2006, 10:41 PM
What the hell did I just witness there? Something very foreign to me.... Where the **** did all that come from? How the hell could they come back from being down 4-11 and win 16-11? thats insane... since teahen has been back up, hes smacking the shit out of the ball, and for the most part same with dejesus

OldTownChief
06-08-2006, 10:45 PM
How the hell could they come back from being down 4-11 and win 16-11?

They didn't :p

BWillie
06-08-2006, 10:47 PM
Now if we could catch the cubs somehow, I would literally shit my pants from laughing so hard. All my friends are Cub fans. Now that would be a laugh. But alas, it is only one win.

Sure-Oz
06-08-2006, 10:48 PM
Great win, impressive comeback and nice job by the pen.

Jayhawkerman2001
06-08-2006, 10:55 PM
They all have a reason to play their hardest now, because they know that moore isnt going to take shit and if somebody doesnt live up to their potential, they're gone. Also, they couldnt even sniff any playing time anywhere else, so now they know that baird(which wont get rid of anybody) is gone, so they gotta work.

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 10:58 PM
Pathetic game by the Rangers pitching staff tonight. Kam Loe has got to start doing better. He's an enigma.

See you guys next month for your thrashing in Arlington. :D

Ari Chi3fs
06-08-2006, 11:09 PM
heh. Im just glad we won the final game, so GoChiefs would STFD AND STFU

Stinger
06-08-2006, 11:12 PM
heh. Im just glad we won the final game, so GoChiefs would STFD AND STFU

Why would he start now?

Count Alex's Losses
06-08-2006, 11:13 PM
We took 2 of 3. Eat my ass!

nychief
06-08-2006, 11:13 PM
We took 2 of 3. Eat my ass!


some things you can never get out of your head.

Stinger
06-08-2006, 11:15 PM
Why would he start now?

We took 2 of 3. Eat my ass!


ROFL Right on cue

ChiefsFire
06-08-2006, 11:20 PM
What the hell did I just witness there? Something very foreign to me.... Where the **** did all that come from? How the hell could they come back from being down 4-11 and win 16-11? thats insane... since teahen has been back up, hes smacking the shit out of the ball, and for the most part same with dejesus
lets not get carried away..after Pena quit,didnt they go like 16-5 or something??

alanm
06-08-2006, 11:20 PM
heh. Im just glad we won the final game, so GoChiefs would STFD AND STFU
He brought a ancient baseball curse down on the Rangers by bragging on them being in 1st place the 1st week of June. And they promptly went out and lost to the Royals. ROFL
Don't say I didn't warn you. :shake:

Cochise
06-08-2006, 11:29 PM
He brought a ancient baseball curse down on the Rangers by bragging on them being in 1st place the 1st week of June. And they promptly went out and lost to the Royals. ROFL
Don't say I didn't warn you. :shake:

He did it last year too.

BWillie
06-08-2006, 11:32 PM
How come Go Chiefs is a KC fanatic in football but hates them so much in baseball? What kinda fan is that, I guess I am a regional fan. I support Kansas City area athletics, whatever they may be. Except soccer.

Bowser
06-09-2006, 12:02 AM
We took 2 of 3. Eat my ass!

Your team gave up 16 runs to the frickin' Royals! AN let them have 12 unanswered at one point!

Bwaahaha!

Pasta Giant Meatball
06-09-2006, 12:03 AM
Your team gave up 16 runs to the frickin' Royals! AN let them have 12 unanswered at one point!

Bwaahaha!

ranger pitching is just as pathetic that's why

Demonpenz
06-09-2006, 12:03 AM
I was at the game with railing seats behind the dugout. Sweet ass game. I had so much fun. My dad does't like stairs too much i loved it when he hit tha moon shot!

Taco John
06-09-2006, 02:23 AM
This thread is a classic! I can't believe the Rangers choked that lead away!

big nasty kcnut
06-09-2006, 04:52 AM
Royals win the royals win. Dear go chiefs man was that a kick in the nut or what?

Mr. Laz
06-09-2006, 03:30 PM
just cause