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ROYC75
06-09-2006, 09:20 AM
I have presbyopia . :harumph:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20060608/hl_hsn/newtoolmayeliminateneedforreadingglasses

morphius
06-09-2006, 09:23 AM
Your friends warned you if you kept touching yourself it would effect your vision...

Donger
06-09-2006, 09:24 AM
I have presbyopia . :harumph:

You can't see Presbyterians?

Bootlegged
06-09-2006, 09:24 AM
I hope this doesn't have anything to do with you shaving your pubes again.

ROYC75
06-09-2006, 09:25 AM
Your friends warned you if you kept touching yourself it would effect your vision...

40 years ago, I never believed them. ROFL

ROYC75
06-09-2006, 09:27 AM
I hope this doesn't have anything to do with you shaving your pubes again.


ROFL Nope, haven't done that , yet anyways. But since I can't see up close now, it's best to let the wife do it for me, ya know watta mean.

KCTitus
06-09-2006, 09:32 AM
Is that the scientific term for a Rich Scanlon Man Crush?

ROYC75
06-09-2006, 09:47 AM
Is that the scientific term for a Rich Scanlon Man Crush?


Nope, but nice try.

KCTitus
06-09-2006, 10:00 AM
Nope, but nice try.

Oh, guess it's sore labia or sandgina then...sheesh.

It was a joke, Howdy.

ck_IN
06-09-2006, 10:09 AM
<i>t's best to let the wife do it for me, ya know watta mean.</i>

First of all I don't even like metal zippers down in that area much less blades/scissors/etc. And if I were to allow such implements down there there's no way in HELL I'd let a woman do it.

My luck would be she'd have a flash back to that time when I joked about her butt in those jeans.

ROYC75
06-09-2006, 10:14 AM
Oh, guess it's sore labia or sandgina then...sheesh.

It was a joke, Howdy.

:rolleyes: No kidding,I knew that. But the response was the same as it always has been........ Nice try.

ROYC75
06-09-2006, 10:20 AM
<i>t's best to let the wife do it for me, ya know watta mean.</i>

First of all I don't even like metal zippers down in that area much less blades/scissors/etc. And if I were to allow such implements down there there's no way in HELL I'd let a woman do it.

My luck would be she'd have a flash back to that time when I joked about her butt in those jeans.

I agree, I was just spreading a little humor on the reading glasses problem .... ya know, not being able to see what I'm doing up close .....