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Over-Head
06-09-2006, 01:39 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of E-Coli Bacteria found in
water
that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically
proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it!

big nasty kcnut
06-09-2006, 01:41 PM
Hell yeah so let me go get a beer and let drink up.

KCChiefsMan
06-09-2006, 01:42 PM
hell no H2O!!!!

Over-Head
06-09-2006, 01:42 PM
Hell yeah so let me go get a beer and let drink up.
Put'er' on ice for a few mins...an ahh,
hell just have a hit :bong:

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 05:52 PM
If this really frightens you, then you should do a Google search on what they find on your tooth brush.

Have fun brushing your teeth from now on.

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 05:56 PM
Just drink Volvic water or Evian...I don't drink tap.
Use a disposable toothbrush or don't keep it where you flush.

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 05:57 PM
don't keep it where you flush.
That won't help.

BWillie
06-09-2006, 05:58 PM
I think Over-Head has come across a revolutionary finding here. Look at the nutrition of alcohol and beer. I mean beer, made with barley,..has to be nutritions. Alcohol..kills germs. It's settled, pour your bottled water out and replace it with vodka. It looks the same anyway.

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 05:59 PM
That won't help.
I figured that was coming next.

So...

Go disposable
Sterilize after each use
Use Oral B and replace with new tips


Other than that,seems like we can handle quite a bit bacteria and dirt without getting sick. She says to the health care pro.

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 05:59 PM
I figured that was coming next.

So...

Go disposable
Sterilize after each use
Use Oral B and replace with new tips


Other than that,seems like we can handle quite a bit bacteria and dirt without getting sick. She says to the health care pro.
If you only knew what you ingest every year, you would see the futility of this thread.

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 06:02 PM
If you only knew what you ingest every year, you would see the futility of this thread.
I think I have an idea since I don't clean, don't use separate cutting board for meat or veggies, eat raw food including eggs,like my meat rare and even ate outta a garbage can once.

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 06:04 PM
I like my meat rare.
There's a hanging curve ball, over the heart of the plate ...

BWillie
06-09-2006, 06:07 PM
Beer can also help you lose weight it's so nutritious. My uncle lost 150 pounds on Beer and Green Beans. Does wonders for the body. In other individuals it can become helpful to give you something to rest your beer on while you sit on the couch watching football, better known as the beer gut but I prefer to call it "beer abs". It's a beautiful thing.

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 06:09 PM
There's a hanging curve ball, over the heart of the plate ...
Eh? Interpretation please.

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 06:12 PM
Eh? Interpretation please.
Amazing that someone so well spoken on the political boards has this one fly right over their head. I guess it's true what they say about being book smart vs every day common sense.

Sorry. I can't explain it to you.

They won't let me post penis pictures here.

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 06:15 PM
Amazing that someone so well spoken on the political boards has this one fly right over their head. I guess it's true what they say about being book smart vs every day common sense.

Sorry. I can't explain it to you.

They won't let me post penis pictures here.

I get it now.
But that wasn't very nice. :grr:
That has nuttin' to do with common sense.

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 06:17 PM
I get it now.
But that wasn't very nice. :grr:
That has nuttin' to do with common sense.
Sure is does. Ever heard the phrase, "Think before you speak?" :D

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 06:19 PM
Sure is does. Ever heard the phrase, "Think before you speak?" :D

No sa!
Na, na, na, boo-boo.

I'm very tired tonight. But there is no such thing as a dumb question...that's how one learns. Even if it means you have the gutter mind.

blueballs
06-09-2006, 06:21 PM
who put the bidet
in Oakland

4th and Long
06-09-2006, 06:21 PM
Welcome to The Planet. Enjoy your stay. :)

BucEyedPea
06-09-2006, 06:23 PM
Welcome to The Planet. Enjoy your stay. :)

I am.

BigOlChiefsfan
06-09-2006, 07:02 PM
Another reason not to drink water. Fish f**k in it.

CoMoChief
06-09-2006, 07:03 PM
hell no H2O!!!!

Change your avatar before you curse LJ.

Over-Head
06-09-2006, 07:26 PM
There's a hanging curve ball, over the heart of the plate ...ROFLROFL

CrazyHorse
06-09-2006, 07:35 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of E-Coli Bacteria found in
water
that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically
proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it!

Stop drinking out of the toilet.

Bugeater
06-09-2006, 09:45 PM
Beer can also help you lose weight it's so nutritious. My uncle lost 150 pounds on Beer and Green Beans. Does wonders for the body. In other individuals it can become helpful to give you something to rest your beer on while you sit on the couch watching football, better known as the beer gut but I prefer to call it "beer abs". It's a beautiful thing.
Beautiful? To each his own, I guess.

http://www.crownfarmer.com/fffridge.jpg

Jesus
06-09-2006, 09:53 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of E-Coli Bacteria found in
water
that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically
proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it!

I approve this message.

AMEN.

Halfcan
06-09-2006, 10:05 PM
Actually Independence water is about the best in the country. Better than bottled, that is for sure.

Jesus
06-09-2006, 10:06 PM
Actually Independence water is about the best in the country. Better than bottled, that is for sure.

Anyone who pays for water is a taco short of a "combo plate."

Halfcan
06-09-2006, 10:30 PM
You can lead a horse to water, but can't make it drink a beer.

KCChiefsMan
06-09-2006, 10:34 PM
Change your avatar before you curse LJ.

the curse only stands for the actual madden cover guy, there is one for those for every popular player in the game

angel
06-09-2006, 10:43 PM
I live by the philosophy that you need to have a little bit of crap in your system every once in a while to keep your immune system on top of it's game. It seems to me that people who are "too" sterile with their lifestyles get sick more often. I go out walking barefoot, drink as much water as I want, very little alcohol, and I hardly ever get sick.

But to each his own, I always say. Except I really don't ever say that. I've actually never said it in my life. I don't know why I just said it. That's just messed up.

J Diddy
06-09-2006, 11:12 PM
I live by the philosophy that you need to have a little bit of crap in your system every once in a while to keep your immune system on top of it's game. It seems to me that people who are "too" sterile with their lifestyles get sick more often. I go out walking barefoot, drink as much water as I want, very little alcohol, and I hardly ever get sick.

But to each his own, I always say. Except I really don't ever say that. I've actually never said it in my life. I don't know why I just said it. That's just messed up.

shit eater:)

Moooo
06-09-2006, 11:33 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of E-Coli Bacteria found in
water
that contains feces.

Sweet, that means whenever I run the risk of REAL contamination the neutrophils and whatnot in my blood will more than know what's going on and kick its ass!!!

Drink up!

Moooo