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Jesus
06-09-2006, 11:47 PM
I'm JC. Understandable, the confusion. But apparently, being TC around here is not a good thing.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:01 AM
The regs are busily searching my posting and posting patterns against TC. I already told you; not him. Heh.

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:07 AM
Whatever Tom-we know its you, that halo ain't foolin noone!

J Diddy
06-10-2006, 12:08 AM
And once again, they doubted him. Why don't you walk on water or turn water into wine or something.


That'll show em

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:10 AM
Whatever Tom-we know its you, that halo ain't foolin noone!

Swear on my mother's grave. Not Tom.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:11 AM
And once again, they doubted him. Why don't you walk on water or turn water into wine or something.


That'll show em

I made Madonna and Pamela Anderson stars on a dare: do those count as miracles?

Frazod
06-10-2006, 12:12 AM
So what's your take on this whole DaVinci Code thing?

Count Alex's Losses
06-10-2006, 12:13 AM
You're Phobia.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:14 AM
So what's your take on this whole DaVinci Code thing?

Cool. My fantasy becomes best-selling fiction. Dan Brown is laughing all the way to the bank; good for him. Heh.

Count Alex's Losses
06-10-2006, 12:14 AM
You're Kotter.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:15 AM
You're Phobia.

Afraid? Fears? Surely you jest.

J Diddy
06-10-2006, 12:15 AM
I made Madonna and Pamela Anderson stars on a dare: do those count as miracles?


Here's a dare. Get em both in bed with me at the same time. Oh yeah, I'm gonna need ALOT of rubbers.

J Diddy
06-10-2006, 12:15 AM
You're Kotter.

make up your damned mind.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:15 AM
You're Kotter.

You got to give me more credit than that loser. :spock:

Logical
06-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Lets just say even if you are not him you are similarly annoying and if yout get treated the same, well tough luck.

Taco John
06-10-2006, 12:17 AM
So what's your take on this whole DaVinci Code thing?



I loved the historians takes on all of the Davinci blitz shows... "Well, it's probable, or perhaps not."

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Here's a dare. Get em both in bed with me at the same time. Oh yeah, I'm gonna need ALOT of rubbers.

What, you gonna make balloons with them? We both know about your little "premature" problem....those ladies demand "action, and action now" as FDR said. Heh.

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Swear on my mother's grave. Not Tom.

That sounds exactly like what Tom would say.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Lets just say even if you are not him you are similarly annoying and if yout get treated the same, well tough luck.

Come on, James. I'm much more funny. And not a complete retard.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:18 AM
That sounds exactly like what Tom would say.

Fine. I'm Tom. But not Cash. Feel better?

J Diddy
06-10-2006, 12:19 AM
What, you gonna make balloons with them? We both know about your little "premature" problem....those ladies demand "action, and action now" as FDR said. Heh.

Jesus, I will **** you in the ass.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:20 AM
Jesus, I will **** you in the ass.

You would, wouldn't you? Good thing it would only last 30 seconds.

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:21 AM
Fine. I'm Tom. But not Cash. Feel better?

I feel much better-who the hell is Tom Cash??

J Diddy
06-10-2006, 12:21 AM
You would, wouldn't you? Good thing it would only last 30 seconds.

hell, that would be a miracle but it would hurt worse than 3 days in hell to everyone except you

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:21 AM
Tom cash

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:21 AM
I feel much better-who the hell is - ahem, shut your mouth -??
PMs indicate someone named "- ahem, shut your mouth -?" :shrug:

Heh. T.O.M. Cash! becomes Tom Cash.

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:22 AM
I feel much better-who the hell is - ahem, shut your mouth -??

weird I just wrote

who the hell is TC and it put Tom Cash

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:22 AM
Jesus you do have the power.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:25 AM
Jesus you do have the power.

Thank you.

Now, about that whole Jesus is a hippie image? Done. Yes?

greg63
06-10-2006, 12:25 AM
FTR, I am not Mr. T. Cash

...Never thought you were.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:26 AM
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...Never thought you were.

That's because you believe, my son.

Others were not so wise.

J Diddy
06-10-2006, 12:26 AM
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...Never thought you were.


and we know why, tom

BWillie
06-10-2006, 12:28 AM
Hey Jesus, how was the Earth made in less than a week?

Halfcan
06-10-2006, 12:32 AM
Hey Jesus, how was the Earth made in less than a week?

Cheap Mexican labor.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:33 AM
Hey Jesus, how was the Earth made in less than a week?

Week? Look up the Hebrew word for day....roughly translated, it means 'standard period of time.' 24 hours, 24 weeks, or 24 billion years. You pick.

Frazod
06-10-2006, 12:33 AM
I'm pretty sure I know who he is. If I'm not mistaken, Jesus has ridden in my car. What a blessing. :D

Taco John
06-10-2006, 12:36 AM
Yeah, but did he build it?

greg63
06-10-2006, 12:37 AM
and we know why, tom
:LOL:
Now you think I'm tom??? That's good!

Frazod
06-10-2006, 12:37 AM
Yeah, but did he build it?
I'd be pissed if he did. I should have gotten a lot more for it when I traded it in. :hmmm:

Chiefs Pantalones
06-10-2006, 12:38 AM
I'm Tom Cash.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:38 AM
Yeah, but did he build it?If setting forces in motion to create it is the same as to "build" it? Yes.

It was slow Saturday afternoon, and he was tired of getting his butt kicked in raquet ball and was bored. So, he said, "hey, wanna play Army?" I said, "Sure." I'm a sucker for Army. It's kinda like "Risk."

BWillie
06-10-2006, 12:38 AM
Hey Jesus, so women were made from a rib right? Was KC Masterpiece barbaque rib sauce used? It damn well better of been.

Jesus
06-10-2006, 12:40 AM
Hey Jesus, so women were made from a rib right? Was KC Masterpiece barbaque rib sauce used? It damn well better of been.

BBQ ribs are much more sacred than anything having to do with women. Outside erotic relationships, I mean....of course.

chefsos
06-10-2006, 01:06 AM
Lets just say even if you are not him you are similarly annoying and if yout get treated the same, well tough luck.
It would take a mod with cojones the size of the average SUV to ban Jesus.

Jenson71
06-10-2006, 06:16 PM
He does that "Heh." thing like Kotter.

banyon
06-10-2006, 06:20 PM
He does that "Heh." thing like Kotter.

Yes, he is very amused by himself.

ENDelt260
06-10-2006, 06:37 PM
It would take a mod with cojones the size of the average SUV to ban Jesus.
Or maybe just one who was bored.

Count Alex's Losses
06-10-2006, 06:38 PM
You don't need cojones to do anything as a mod. :rolleyes:

WilliamTheIrish
06-10-2006, 08:57 PM
It's Kotter.

Wait till he sips some wine. Then wait nine minutes.

JBucc
06-10-2006, 09:27 PM
It's me.

Jesus
06-11-2006, 09:34 PM
It's me.

Thanks for taking one for the team. But dang it, oh ye of little faith.

BWillie
06-11-2006, 10:14 PM
I think you and Muhammed should have a Ultimate Fighting Match. Call up Don King. They can call it the "Battle of the Prophets". Pay per view channel and everything.

Mohammed
06-11-2006, 10:15 PM
Don't believe the infidel!

Not Tom Cash
06-11-2006, 10:17 PM
I'm JC. Understandable, the confusion. But apparently, being TC around here is not a good thing.



Okay. I admit it. It's me.

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:22 PM
Don't believe the infidel!

Infidel? Your 72 virgins are gonna all be tranvestites. How do you like them apples?

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:22 PM
Okay. I admit it. It's me.

Huh?

Loki
06-11-2006, 10:25 PM
Infidel? Your 72 virgins are gonna all be tranvestites. How do you like them apples?

shouldn't you have said "cherries" instead of apples?

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:28 PM
shouldn't you have said "cherries" instead of apples?

Good point, Sir Patriot. You'll like the place we are reserving for you; provided you start attending chapel.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:29 PM
WTF?

:spock:

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:31 PM
It's Kotter.

Wait till he sips some wine. Then wait nine minutes.

Heh. It was eight minutes, bi-atch. And it sure as shit wasn't wine.....

Forgive me, Lord.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:34 PM
Forgive me, Lord.

Please?

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:35 PM
...Forgive me, Lord.

Too late, loser. Spawn of Satan.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:36 PM
Too late, loser. Spawn of Satan.
Damn....:(

BTW, dipshit. It's "looser." :harumph:

listopencil
06-11-2006, 10:37 PM
I don't know, the best way to make everyone think you are tom cash is to make a thread proclaiming yourself not to be tom cash.

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:39 PM
I don't know, the best way to make everyone think you are tom cash is to make a thread proclaiming yourself not to be tom cash.

Wrong is your middle name, isn't it?

listopencil
06-11-2006, 10:41 PM
Wrong is your middle name, isn't it?


No, but I bet "Drama Queen" is yours. By the way...notice I didn't say that I thought you were tom cash. Read my post again.

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:42 PM
No, but I bet "Drama Queen" is yours.

Yeah. Oh, boy. I got nothing. Me, oh my.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:44 PM
No, but I bet "Drama Queen" is yours. By the way...notice I didn't say that I thought you were tom cash. Read my post again.

Probably a homo too. I mean, Mary Magdelan wanted him....and the dude didn't bite. I mean, really....

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:45 PM
Probably a homo too. I mean, Mary Magdelan wanted him....and the dude didn't bite. I mean, really....
Homophobe, eh?

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:47 PM
Homophobe, eh?

ROFL

Okay....jAZ/TJ/Laz/DC/Boozer.......heh. :p

listopencil
06-11-2006, 10:47 PM
Probably a homo too. I mean, Mary Magdelan wanted him....and the dude didn't bite. I mean, really....


A homo who is into S&M, what with all the whipping and the crucifying and all...

Not Tom Cash
06-11-2006, 10:48 PM
Huh?


What?

listopencil
06-11-2006, 10:49 PM
What?



OK, now who the hell is this?

Jesus
06-11-2006, 10:53 PM
I'm going to have dad turn up the oven on some of you folks.

Mohammed
06-11-2006, 10:55 PM
I'm going to have dad turn up the oven on some of you folks.



Go ahead, faker. Why don't you turn some water into wine too?

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 10:58 PM
Go ahead, faker. Why don't you turn some water into wine too?Go jihadist!!! ROFL

Listen, camel jockey....I did it too. You are the stinking faker. I mean, 72 virgins? What kind of dumbasses would believe that shit anyway?

Mohammed
06-11-2006, 10:59 PM
Listen, camel jockey....I did. You are the stinking faker. I mean, 72 virgins? What kind of dumbasses would believe that shit anyway?


I didn't write that shit. That shit's for the noobs. What sane person would strap dynamite on their own backs? What a bunch of dumb****s.

listopencil
06-11-2006, 11:01 PM
Uh oh, what the hell is going on in here?

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 11:04 PM
I didn't write that shit. That shit's for the noobs. What sane person would strap dynamite on their own backs? What a bunch of dumb****s.
Nice EDIT....dorkweed. Way to try to mix me up in this...:shake:

Stinkin' Bronco fan....

tommykat
06-11-2006, 11:07 PM
Uh oh, what the hell is going on in here?

:hmmm: Wondered the same thing...........like I am going to read all this chit? :shake: :D

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 11:09 PM
Edit? Bronco? Huh?

TJ, probably...

Mohammed
06-11-2006, 11:15 PM
TJ, probably...



I swear it's not true by my Hispanic roots.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 11:16 PM
I swear it's not true by my Hispanic roots.

Fine. I just smelled dead Donkey meat. :hmmm:

listopencil
06-11-2006, 11:24 PM
I swear it's not true by my Hispanic roots.


Your roots appear to be gunpowder.

Tribal Warfare
06-11-2006, 11:27 PM
Jesus, it's probably Phil

Loki
06-11-2006, 11:44 PM
Good point, Sir Patriot. You'll like the place we are reserving for you; provided you start attending chapel.

there's always some kind of stipulation...

htismaqe
06-12-2006, 08:56 AM
I know who it is.

Monkeylook4food
06-12-2006, 09:47 AM
Jesus, it's probably Phil
Wrong. I haven't been online more than 3 hours in the past week.