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Logical
06-11-2006, 12:28 AM
I got nothing, just thought it would make an interesting thread and shock a few prudes.

Guru
06-11-2006, 12:30 AM
Cigar

luv
06-11-2006, 12:31 AM
Anything outside of tasty creams, massage oils, handcuffs, and feathers, then you've gotten out of my realm. Oh, and can't forget about BOB.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:31 AM
CigarROFL Now they will accuse me of wrongly posting this thread in the Lounge instead of DC.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:32 AM
Anything outside of tasty creams, massage oils, handcuffs, and feathers, then you've gotten out of my realm. Oh, and can't forget about BOB.

BOB is that your male sex doll?

Der Flöprer
06-11-2006, 12:32 AM
Since you asked............

luv
06-11-2006, 12:32 AM
BOB is that your male sex doll?
Battery Operated Boyfriend (aka dildo)

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 12:32 AM
BOB is that your male sex doll?

Battery Operated Boyfriend

Der Flöprer
06-11-2006, 12:33 AM
BOB is that your male sex doll?



Battery
Operated
Boyfriend

FAX
06-11-2006, 12:33 AM
The ENDildomatic260.

Actually, I've never seen one. But I hear they're pretty darn effective at both generating orgasm and opening bottles.

FAX

luv
06-11-2006, 12:33 AM
Since you asked............
Wow. Someone is a genious.

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 12:35 AM
LOL yeah that

milkman
06-11-2006, 12:35 AM
This place was dead until somone metioned sex.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:36 AM
Since you asked............

Definitely LOL

luv
06-11-2006, 12:36 AM
This place was dead until somone metioned sex.
Okay, I was gonna ignore the "stangest" in the thread title, but "metioned"? :p

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:37 AM
Battery Operated Boyfriend (aka dildo)Jeepers I did not think anyone would take me seriously. Yet I garnered three responses.ROFL

luv
06-11-2006, 12:38 AM
This place was dead until somone metioned sex.
Those of us who don't get it very often just feel compelled to talk about it. (Humming "Let's Talk About Sex)

Ugly Duck
06-11-2006, 12:38 AM
Fire ants. No lie... I usta live in the British Virgin Islands where they had these tiny red ants with a powerful sting. The truly kinky would pluck one out of a vial with tweezers and let it sting the way sensitive part of the man and the woman. The affected areas would get extremely itchy and the couple would be compelled to frantically rub them parts together for hours. Not that I ever did it or anything.....

milkman
06-11-2006, 12:38 AM
Okay, I was gonna ignore the "stangest" in the thread title, but "metioned"? :p

Well you know, I got excited about the subject matter.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:38 AM
The ENDildomatic260.

Actually, I've never seen one. But I hear they're pretty darn effective at both generating orgasm and opening bottles.

FAXNow there is a mental image. Funny Mer is what popped in my head.

Guru
06-11-2006, 12:39 AM
ROFL Now they will accuse me of wrongly posting this thread in the Lounge instead of DC.
You are welcome. ROFL ROFL ROFL

luv
06-11-2006, 12:40 AM
Fire ants. No lie... I usta live in the British Virgin Islands where they had these tiny red ants with a powerful sting. The truly kinky would pluck one out of a vial with tweezers and let it sting the way sensitive part of the man and the woman. The affected areas would get extremely itchy and the couple would be compelled to frantically rub them parts together for hours. Not that I ever did it or anything.....
Rule #1 (okay, maybe not #1, but definitely up there on the list)

No sex where insects are involved.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:40 AM
Okay, I was gonna ignore the "stangest" in the thread title, but "metioned"? :p

Ouch "stangest" damn me for not proof reading, and you cannot fix the thread title.:banghead:

milkman
06-11-2006, 12:40 AM
Those of us who don't get it very often just feel compelled to talk about it. (Humming "Let's Talk About Sex)

It's no one's fault but your own.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:41 AM
Fire ants. No lie... I usta live in the British Virgin Islands where they had these tiny red ants with a powerful sting. The truly kinky would pluck one out of a vial with tweezers and let it sting the way sensitive part of the man and the woman. The affected areas would get extremely itchy and the couple would be compelled to frantically rub them parts together for hours. Not that I ever did it or anything.....I think we have a candidate for #1.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 12:41 AM
Those of us who don't get it very often just feel compelled to talk about it. (Humming "Let's Talk About Sex)Cough. Cough.

What is this 'sex'?

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 12:41 AM
Fire ants

Holy sh*t! You've got to be kidding. Those things hurt on feet, I can't even imagine what it would feel like on private parts. Not good at all
:shake:

luv
06-11-2006, 12:42 AM
It's no one's fault but your own.
If it were up to me, I'd have it at least 3 times a week.

luv
06-11-2006, 12:43 AM
Cough. Cough.

What is this 'sex'?
Oh, oh, oh! Can I fill in your blanks?

That sounds like a cheesy pick up line.

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:44 AM
If it were up to me, I'd have it at least 3 times a week.Wow three whole times a week, the men will be lining up for that action.;)

luv
06-11-2006, 12:44 AM
Ouch "stangest" damn me for not proof reading, and you cannot fix the thread title.:banghead:
Hey, it let you change it! :thumb:

milkman
06-11-2006, 12:45 AM
Cough. Cough.

What is this 'sex'?

Think "The Jerk" and finding your "special purpose".

Ugly Duck
06-11-2006, 12:45 AM
Holy sh*t! You've got to be kidding. Those things hurt on feet, I can't even imagine what it would feel like on private parts. Not good at all
:shake:It makes you really want to rub it really hard for a really long time. Thats the idea, anyway. Although it kinda seems like it might hurt for a while first.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 12:46 AM
Oh, oh, oh! Can I fill in your blanks?

That sounds like a cheesy pick up line.It does.

You couldn't afford me.

luv
06-11-2006, 12:46 AM
It makes you really want to rub it really hard for a really long time. Thats the idea, anyway. Although it kinda seems like it might hurt for a while first.
So what do they do for foreplay? :hmmm:

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:46 AM
Hey, it let you change it! :thumb:Cool thanks

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:47 AM
So what do they do for foreplay? :hmmm:Eat the ant.

luv
06-11-2006, 12:47 AM
Eat the ant.
Ewwwwww!

Ugly Duck
06-11-2006, 12:47 AM
So what do they do for foreplay? :hmmm:Probably run around the room and scream for few minutes.

FAX
06-11-2006, 12:48 AM
Mom always said that, if you ever find a girl who will allow you to sic a bunch of biting insects on her source of secret pleasures, hang on to her

FAX

Chiefs Pantalones
06-11-2006, 12:48 AM
Jim wants to bring out the freak in you, planateers...

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 12:52 AM
Vibrating hairbrush

For brushing pubic hair?????
http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/images/hairbrush.jpg

luv
06-11-2006, 12:52 AM
Jim wants to bring out the freak in you, planateers...

ROFL

That sad, I hate it when you do that. :p

go bowe
06-11-2006, 12:53 AM
do anal beads count?

luv
06-11-2006, 12:53 AM
Vibrating hairbrush

For brushing pubic hair?????
http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/images/hairbrush.jpg
You need to buy a Vibrance razor. For shaving..uh...what you were suggesting to brush. :redface:

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 12:54 AM
You need to buy a Vibrance razor. For shaving..uh...what you were suggesting to brush. :redface:


I uh, have one. :redface:

go bowe
06-11-2006, 12:59 AM
i just love it when luv talks dirty with another woman... :p :p :p

Logical
06-11-2006, 12:59 AM
do anal beads count?If you are using them then definitely. TMI, TMI :eek:

Logical
06-11-2006, 01:01 AM
Good thing I like the music that Vanilla Thunder planted because that is going to get old soon enough.

Chiefs Pantalones
06-11-2006, 01:02 AM
Good thing I like the music that Vanilla Thunder planted because that is going to get old soon enough.

ROFL

I think it suits the thread...

go bowe
06-11-2006, 01:03 AM
well, i didn't know if you considered anal beads to be strange or not...

you asked about strangeness, what do you expect?

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

sedated
06-11-2006, 01:04 AM
Those of us who don't get it very often just feel compelled to talk about it. (Humming "Let's Talk About Sex)

someone's feeling randy tonight

Logical
06-11-2006, 01:05 AM
ROFL

I think it suits the thread...I really like the streetcar bell.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 01:05 AM
Anal beads?

Please. How passe.

How's this for strange (18+): http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm

Logical
06-11-2006, 01:07 AM
Anal beads?

Please. How passe.

How's this for strange (18+): http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm


ROFL the video distracted me and at first I did not even see the device.

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 01:07 AM
That is definitely strange. I bet you already placed an order didn't you Keg?

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 01:08 AM
If only I had some disposable income.

FAX
06-11-2006, 01:08 AM
Pop some fire ants in that baby and you're in business.

FAX

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 01:12 AM
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-lms-2105.jpg

Chrome ball weights, I think that's pretty strange.

FAX
06-11-2006, 01:14 AM
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-lms-2105.jpg

Chrome ball weights, I think that's pretty strange.

They come in pretty handy if you suspect one of your balls may be a witch.

FAX

greg63
06-11-2006, 01:16 AM
Cigar

Cubans????





Nite Planet!

Logical
06-11-2006, 01:17 AM
They come in pretty handy if you suspect one of your balls may be a witch.

FAXDangit you are really funny, I almost busted a gut on the Bear thread.

BigMeatballDave
06-11-2006, 01:25 AM
Good thing I like the music that Vanilla Thunder planted because that is going to get old soon enough.You actually like that? To each his own, I guess...

Logical
06-11-2006, 01:33 AM
You actually like that? To each his own, I guess...

Actually I sent a PM asking Cody to turn it off because it is annoying over and over.

J Diddy
06-11-2006, 02:12 AM
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-lms-2105.jpg

Chrome ball weights, I think that's pretty strange.

Do people really wear these?

Why? (witch reason excluded)

Chiefs Pantalones
06-11-2006, 03:21 AM
I turned it off, sorry...

Moooo
06-11-2006, 03:25 AM
I don't know if it could be considered a sex gadget, but in my experience even a sweet, reserved lady will come up with some flat out kinky and sometimes freaky ideas after a candlelight dinner and a half a bottle of Riesling in her.

Moooo

rad
06-11-2006, 06:48 AM
This is kinda wierd.......

StcChief
06-11-2006, 08:49 AM
Well Ride the sex bull for the ladies...

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=31763&category=23483

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian_machine

Ugly Duck
06-11-2006, 09:19 AM
half a bottle of Riesling in her.

Not good... stretches out the tissues eventually.

crispystl420
06-11-2006, 09:35 AM
I don't know if it could be considered a sex gadget, but in my experience even a sweet, reserved lady will come up with some flat out kinky and sometimes freaky ideas after a candlelight dinner and a half a bottle of Riesling in her.

Moooo
You've obviously met my girlfriend!

StcChief
06-11-2006, 09:40 AM
The new terminator model....In Red with Chrome.

Adept Havelock
06-11-2006, 10:21 AM
The Sybian.

Ride 'em cowgirl....

ChiefButthurt
06-11-2006, 12:00 PM
Womb Broom.

ck_IN
06-11-2006, 12:04 PM
<i>The Sybian.</i>

That is just too weird. I'm not sure what's stranger; the device, the article the girl wrote about her 'experience' on it, or the guy with the shop featuring it!

Baby Lee
06-11-2006, 12:28 PM
do anal beads count?
If you use them, YOU better.
Now, was that 5 beads, or 6? Oh well, off to Appalachian ER, just to be safe.

Rain Man
06-11-2006, 01:05 PM
Anal beads?

Please. How passe.

How's this for strange (18+): http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm

Wow. Talk about virtual reality. They even made the women ugly enough that it's actually believable they would do those things to a middle-aged bald guy like me.

Rain Man
06-11-2006, 01:08 PM
Rules question: do the gadgets need to be designed for sex, or can we offer up gadgets designed for other purposes that also have sexual uses?

StcChief
06-11-2006, 02:31 PM
Cubans????





Nite Planet!

Don't waste a Cuban...unless this is like dipping it in Rum....for taste.

Just break a cheapo - Garcia Vega

Logical
06-11-2006, 05:23 PM
Rules question: do the gadgets need to be designed for sex, or can we offer up gadgets designed for other purposes that also have sexual uses?Any idea you have is welcome Kevin. We all want to know how kinky you can be.:p

StcChief
06-11-2006, 07:22 PM
Rules question: do the gadgets need to be designed for sex, or can we offer up gadgets designed for other purposes that also have sexual uses?

This brings up the whole food thing....

Polish sausage

Cucumber, Big Carots

Eggplanet (if it's a wide one)

Corkball bats, or other vegetables

listopencil
06-11-2006, 07:26 PM
This brings up the whole food thing....

Polish sausage

Cucumber, Big Carots

Eggplanet (if it's a wide one)

Corkball bats, or other vegetables




If you're going to bring up food I should point out that one of the most enjoyable treats to give your wife/girlfriend is a banana split, always a favorite of mine.

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 07:39 PM
This brings up the whole food thing....

Polish sausage

Cucumber, Big Carots

Eggplanet (if it's a wide one)

Corkball bats, or other vegetables


Ok, that's just gross.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 07:42 PM
Ok, that's just gross.

I knew a girl who swore on the greatness of candles. She would only use ones that hadn't been burned before, though.

I guess its all perspective...

Moooo

StcChief
06-11-2006, 07:43 PM
Ok, that's just gross.
When you work back to the pre-electronic erotica days......
Natural items worked, albeit not as quickly... Drugs were involved....

Technology has brought things to a more fast paced, clean and convient closure for all involved.

Baconeater
06-11-2006, 07:48 PM
Rules question: do the gadgets need to be designed for sex, or can we offer up gadgets designed for other purposes that also have sexual uses?
Well, there's hybrids, such as a reciprocating saw with dildo in place of the blade. I saw that on bangedup.com.

Rain Man
06-11-2006, 08:20 PM
Any idea you have is welcome Kevin. We all want to know how kinky you can be.:p

I'll warn you, I like to think outside the box. Well, kind of outside the box, but also sometimes in the box, too.

BucEyedPea
06-11-2006, 08:22 PM
I'll warn you, I like to think outside the box. Well, kind of outside the box, but also sometimes in the box, too.
You mean you "think" outside the box but "do" inside the box? :hmmm:

Rain Man
06-11-2006, 08:28 PM
You mean you "think" outside the box but "do" inside the box? :hmmm:

Most of the time. A lot depends on the angles.

el borracho
06-11-2006, 08:31 PM
I'm actually a little scared to know Rainman's answer. Evil genius can sometimes be intimidating.

4th and Long
06-11-2006, 08:31 PM
http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/hand-uwi.jpg

BucEyedPea
06-11-2006, 08:35 PM
What part of gadget and strange did you not understand, 4th? :hmmm:

StcChief
06-11-2006, 08:37 PM
What part of gadget and strange did you not understand, 4th? :hmmm:

Read my previous link to a Portland paper review of toys including a new 'glove'.... The girl reporter test drove the Symbian and reviewed other new tech toys.

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 08:50 PM
What part of gadget and strange did you not understand, 4th? :hmmm:

Maybe that is his strange gadget. Weirdest thing he uses?

4th and Long
06-11-2006, 08:57 PM
What part of gadget and strange did you not understand, 4th? :hmmm:
Hey! That's not my hand! :p

BucEyedPea
06-11-2006, 09:19 PM
Maybe that is his strange gadget. Weirdest thing he uses?
That's such a dissappointment...and it's not even his hand he says. :(


o:-)

4th and Long
06-11-2006, 09:20 PM
That's such a dissappointment...and it's not even his hand he says. :(


o:-)
:cuss:

Jesus
06-11-2006, 09:40 PM
Don't you guys have better things to do, in real life?

BucEyedPea
06-11-2006, 09:42 PM
Don't you guys have better things to do, in real life?

What could be better than discussing sex gadgets?

Er...but I see you meant the guys.

luv
06-11-2006, 09:43 PM
Don't you guys have better things to do, in real life?
Yeah, my last load of laundry and putting in a movie.

Logical
06-11-2006, 09:47 PM
Don't you guys have better things to do, in real life?There is something better than sex?

Jesus
06-11-2006, 09:48 PM
There is something better than sex?

No. Not really. Guess you got me there.

listopencil
06-11-2006, 09:49 PM
Don't you guys have better things to do, in real life?



Damn...I guess we should have eaten the fruit from the tree of Fun Stuff To Do instead of the Good/Evil one. Oh well, can't go back now.

Jesus
06-11-2006, 09:50 PM
Damn...I guess we should have eaten the fruit from the Tree Of Knowledge instead of the Good/Evil one. Oh well, can't go back now.

Are you confusing me with Mohammed, you camel jockey....

BucEyedPea
06-11-2006, 09:50 PM
There is something better than sex?
Only if it's the real thing though. ;) :D

listopencil
06-11-2006, 09:51 PM
Are you confusing me with Mohammed, you camel jockey....


No, I was confusing myself with somke hot pics from the Picture Forum while attemtping to post as you can see by my edit.

Jesus
06-11-2006, 09:53 PM
No, I was confusing myself with somke hot pics from the Picture Forum while attemtping to post as you can see by my edit.

Guess I'll have to inspect those. Strictly for administrative purposes, of course.

Mohammed
06-11-2006, 10:58 PM
Guess I'll have to inspect those. Strictly for administrative purposes, of course.



I have a goat with a tattoo of you on it's ass that I like to screw every once in a while. You've got a pretty mouth Jewboy.

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:01 PM
I for one find this thread offensive and obscene.










Just wanted to see what it felt like to jump to conclusions without reading / seeing the entire subject mater in context.

Rain Man
06-12-2006, 08:31 AM
First, you'll need to obtain the following: 12 feet of electrical wire, two paper clips, three pints of Dreyer's brand vanilla ice cream, four pieces of rebar, a child's swing set with slide, a paperback copy of Joyce's Ulysses (MUST BE PAPERBACK OR SERIOUS INJURY COULD RESULT), 53 feet of clothesline, a large flashlight, and a wet/dry Shopvac. I'll then provide assembly instructions.