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Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 10:16 AM
Ok. Here is the deal, whenever my wife gets pissed off, she will slam doors violently, throw shit, and typically break shit.

Last night, she was pissed about something... and violently slammed the refrigerator door, which ended up breaking the plastic connector on two of the fridge door shelves...

Luckily I have some Gorilla Compound Glue that solved the problem, But I m interested to hear some other planeteers war stories pertaining to idiotic rage-roid women.


My apologies to those who thought this thread was gonna be about having a hot woman.... well, I have a hot head woman. heh.

OnTheWarpath58
06-11-2006, 10:21 AM
My ex wife decided one time that she could make her point by pulling the china cabinet to the floor.....

Reason #117 why she's my ex.

BigMeatballDave
06-11-2006, 10:22 AM
Yeah, I knew/know someone who did/does that... :)

Rain Man
06-11-2006, 10:27 AM
The only thing my wife breaks is my spirit.

Frazod
06-11-2006, 10:28 AM
Ok. Here is the deal, whenever my wife gets pissed off, she will slam doors violently, throw shit, and typically break shit.

Last night, she was pissed about something... and violently slammed the refrigerator door, which ended up breaking the plastic connector on two of the fridge door shelves...

Luckily I have some Gorilla Compound Glue that solved the problem, But I m interested to hear some other planeteers war stories pertaining to idiotic rage-roid women.


My apologies to those who thought this thread was gonna be about having a hot woman.... well, I have a hot head woman. heh.

Damn, she did more damage to her refrigerator than I did to mine with a gun. ROFL

Actually, I have a really nasty temper and sadly still do shit like that when I get really mad or frustrated, although for the most part I don't break things or injure myself anymore. I have, in the past, punched through walls and kicked/thrown things across rooms. The worst thing I used to do was take out my anger behind the wheel of my car, which was really scary (probably worse than driving drunk).

If she's young, she'll probably grow out of the worst of it, but not completely. One word of advice, DO NOT clean up after her when she breaks things and makes a mess in the process - make her do it herself. Cleaning up afterwards is one of the things that will slowly make her realize that controlling her temper is a good thing.

Nzoner
06-11-2006, 10:28 AM
When the mrs and I first started living together we got into a argument one night and she threw an ashtray through the middle of a beautiful glass top table I'd purchased when living on my own.As I recall I didn't say a word I just stood there mouth open not believing,of all things she'd trashed my favorite piece of furniture.

JBucc
06-11-2006, 10:32 AM
I used to throw and hit stuff when I got really mad but not so much anymore. That's probably because I don't get mad that much anymore though. If I did get really angry I might still destroy something.

milkman
06-11-2006, 10:35 AM
Damn, she did more damage to her refrigerator than I did to mine with a gun. ROFL

Actually, I have a really nasty temper and sadly still do shit like that when I get really mad or frustrated, although for the most part I don't break things or injure myself anymore. I have, in the past, punched through walls and kicked/thrown things across rooms. The worst thing I used to do was take out my anger behind the wheel of my car, which was really scary (probably worse than driving drunk).

If she's young, she'll probably grow out of the worst of it, but not completely. One word of advice, DO NOT clean up after her when she breaks things and makes a mess in the process - make her do it herself. Cleaning up afterwards is one of the things that will slowly make her realize that controlling her temper is a good thing.

I started to learn to control my temper right after I got busted for assaulting a Petty Officer when I was in the Navy.

Frazod
06-11-2006, 10:40 AM
I started to learn to control my temper right after I got busted for assaulting a Petty Officer when I was in the Navy.

Yeah, that's a good life lesson. Hopefully you at least got a few good licks in. :$2500:

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 10:41 AM
So Frazod, what did the Fridge ever do to you? And did it file charges?

Frazod
06-11-2006, 10:44 AM
So Frazod, what did the Fridge ever do to you? And did it file charges?
It was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. :bang:

It is ironic that as bad as my temper is, the most violent destructive (and stupid) thing I ever did was by accident.

CoMoChief
06-11-2006, 10:53 AM
There have been times where my g/f has walked out and slammed the door in front of my roomates, not that I care, but then she gets mad when I didn't go outside to talk to her when she was in her care getting ready to leave?!?!? She says that I didn't care?!?!? Man I really need to work on this decoding of girl code. I knew she was pissed, she left, so I let her.

StcChief
06-11-2006, 10:56 AM
There have been times where my g/f has walked out and slammed the door in front of my roomates, not that I care, but then she gets mad when I didn't go outside to talk to her when she was in her care getting ready to leave?!?!? She says that I didn't care?!?!? Man I really need to work on this decoding of girl code. I knew she was pissed, she left, so I let her.

There isn't any DECODE logic to illogical behavior or her sending mixed signals that you are NOT picking up.

It all comes with age and experience. Just don't put up with this crap.

Treat a '2 year olds' behavior for what it is.

ChiefButthurt
06-11-2006, 10:56 AM
I'm not permitted to act out in front of my wife. I did however beat the shit(no pun intended) out of a toilet that continued to plug up. I hit the damn thing with the plunger, the SOB broke and flooded the floor and the basement. I learned my lesson because I ended up replacing the toilet, vanity, wallpaper and the tile floor. ****ing toilet had to go and I had to remodel. As I said, I'm not permitted to act out.

ChiefFripp
06-11-2006, 10:59 AM
I think my unconscience realises that if I break my own property, there will just be more reasons for me to be upset lkater on when I come out of it.

SLAG
06-11-2006, 11:04 AM
my wife has thrown almost everything and everything, we have gone through about 5 cordless phones because my wife just gets mad and chucks them... we have had multiple plaster repairs due to her throwing toys or just whatever she can get her hands on.... I have had fat lips and black eyes...

if you look up the worst thing you have ever done to your woman thread then you can see i sometimes deserve it.
there was one incident where i poured 3 week old curdled baby forumla all over her as she slept.

Frazod
06-11-2006, 11:06 AM
there was one incident where i poured 3 week old curdled baby forumla all over her as she slept.

ROFL

You're clearly a dick, but that's funny!

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 11:09 AM
Oh shit SLAG, that is disgustingly hilarious.

SLAG
06-11-2006, 11:10 AM
ROFL

You're clearly a dick, but that's funny!


it was pretty gross.. it was all up in her hair and her face.. it was like 2am- She didnt wake up right away either so it had just a moment to settle in... the stench was unbearable and i think my coughing is what woke her up.

Frazod
06-11-2006, 11:11 AM
it was pretty gross.. it was all up in her hair and her face.. it was like 2am- She didnt wake up right away either so it had just a moment to settle in... the stench was unbearable and i think my coughing is what woke her up.

1. Why did you do that?

2. What was her reaction?

StcChief
06-11-2006, 11:12 AM
it was pretty gross.. it was all up in her hair and her face.. it was like 2am- She didnt wake up right away either so it had just a moment to settle in... the stench was unbearable and i think my coughing is what woke her up.

Better get this squared away now...Or your in serious trouble.

SLAG
06-11-2006, 11:16 AM
1. Why did you do that?

2. What was her reaction?


We had been fighting about something I dont really remember what- and I was f'n Pissed... she got mad and went to sleep.. it left me time to plot, i was laying on the floor thinking... and i looked over and saw a full baby bottle that was old curdled... so i said..yeah.. yeah.. thats it... just walked in and threw it on her face because thats what was showing not under the blanket...

as far as her reaction... there was not much she could do .. it was all over she just had to go clean up.... i went for a smoke and then she went back to bed....

SLAG
06-11-2006, 11:17 AM
Better get this squared away now...Or your in serious trouble.
This was years ago before we even were married

ROFL


all is good now.... after the her smoking incident things have taken a turn for the better.

Frazod
06-11-2006, 11:20 AM
We had been fighting about something I dont really remember what- and I was f'n Pissed... she got mad and went to sleep.. it left me time to plot, i was laying on the floor thinking... and i looked over and saw a full baby bottle that was old curdled... so i said..yeah.. yeah.. thats it... just walked in and threw it on her face because thats what was showing not under the blanket...

as far as her reaction... there was not much she could do .. it was all over she just had to go clean up.... i went for a smoke and then she went back to bed....

She didn't ever get pay-back? I think she may still be plotting. :eek:

luv
06-11-2006, 11:24 AM
I've never seen the point in breaking things. I have slammed an occasional door, but never thrown or broken anything. Of course, I'm a little more considerate of where the money will come from to replace things. China isn't cheap, and it's usually a wedding gift from a parent (from what I've seen). What would you say the next time they come over for a nice meal, and you're not using the China they gave you? Anyway, this was about SO's, which I'm not. I'll leave you boys be.

SLAG
06-11-2006, 11:26 AM
She didn't ever get pay-back? I think she may still be plotting. :eek:

we have come along way since then.. like i said it was along time ago... i have done other crazy shit...

we have been married for almost 4 years and we have been through alot now we are at a point where shit is going pretty good and we can work out our frustrations by other means

RedandGold
06-11-2006, 12:49 PM
About as much damage as I get out of my wife is in slamming doors. She might be mad at the time, but at least she has enough sense to realize that there isn't much sense in breaking her own stuff.

Spicy McHaggis
06-11-2006, 12:57 PM
There have been times where my g/f has walked out and slammed the door in front of my roomates, not that I care, but then she gets mad when I didn't go outside to talk to her when she was in her care getting ready to leave?!?!? She says that I didn't care?!?!? Man I really need to work on this decoding of girl code. I knew she was pissed, she left, so I let her.

My ex-gf used to do that. I was did they same thing you did, let her walk. I'm not the kind of guy who is going to chase after someone that obviously is overdramatic and acting like a child. Apparently because I didn't want to put up with her shit I as you said "didn't care about her."

Oh and if and when you break up with this girl, expect a few episodes of stuff like this to happen.

Bearcat
06-11-2006, 01:03 PM
If she's young, she'll probably grow out of the worst of it, but not completely. One word of advice, DO NOT clean up after her when she breaks things and makes a mess in the process - make her do it herself. Cleaning up afterwards is one of the things that will slowly make her realize that controlling her temper is a good thing.

ROFL ...I know you're being serious, but I just pictured a guy grabbing his SO by the hair, pushing her head to the ground... BAD!! BAD!!

Frazod
06-11-2006, 01:05 PM
ROFL ...I know you're being serious, but I just pictured a guy grabbing his SO by the hair, pushing her head to the ground... BAD!! BAD!!

Well, I didn't intend it that way, but that's a good analogy.

Dunit35
06-11-2006, 02:49 PM
I have no cool stories and the only one I have was a few years back an ex of mine was pissed at me for leaving her house early. I got into my truck and we were "talking" while she was standing outside my truck. She pulled me out of my truck and punched me right in the neck. Cut the shit out of my neck and her mom was watching it go down from the window.

The ex said she didn't mean to actually hit me that hard. I bled for atleast ten minutes after that. I should say that she apologized later with sex and a nice supper that she cooked. I wish she would've punched me more often.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 02:55 PM
The ex said she didn't mean to actually hit me that hard. I bled for atleast ten minutes after that. I should say that she apologized later with sex and a nice supper that she cooked. I wish she would've punched me more often.

THAT HARD!?! So she meant to be violent, but just a little violent, not a lot? Sorry, it's not your fault, but that's skewed logic IMO.

And in my experience, these "Slammin" SOs the original poster speak of 80-90% of the time walk around like you owe them something (cause of the fact everyone walks around giving them handouts constantly in life).

Moooo

BigMeatballDave
06-11-2006, 03:01 PM
She didn't ever get pay-back? I think she may still be plotting. :eek:Maybe the formula was payback. He said she threw cordless phones at him. Fat lip and what not...

jlscorpio
06-11-2006, 03:08 PM
My first wife was a slammin psycho. That's why I went with a curvy, good-looking version of Mother Theresa this time around.

Dunit35
06-11-2006, 03:13 PM
THAT HARD!?! So she meant to be violent, but just a little violent, not a lot? Sorry, it's not your fault, but that's skewed logic IMO.

And in my experience, these "Slammin" SOs the original poster speak of 80-90% of the time walk around like you owe them something (cause of the fact everyone walks around giving them handouts constantly in life).

Moooo

Well supposedly she meant to just swing by my face and miss me but I leaned into it. She was a stupid liar anyways.

Saulbadguy
06-11-2006, 03:23 PM
No. Not yet.

Bwana
06-11-2006, 03:38 PM
I had an ex G/F who liked to pull that kind of bullshit. This crazy bitch would throw anything that wasn't welded down after she got a few cocktails in her. She went into step two and started hitting me one time at which point I told her "that was your free be, if you ever pull that again, you better be able to take a shot. She came home one night all liquored up, threw one of my framed pictures against the wall, snatched up a large piece of glass and came at me with it. :hmmm: WHAP! front kick to the gut, THUMP off the wall and that ended that. Deadly weapon = I don't mess around period. The next day when she woke up from her little drunken fit, her shit was out on the front lawn, her mother was loading it in her car after I called her and told her to come and get her POS daughter and I tossed her out of the house.

My wife never pulls that kind of crap or she too would be an ex. I got lucky and married a great lady, I just dated a few that were missing a chromosome. :shake:

Moooo
06-11-2006, 03:44 PM
I had an ex G/F who liked to pull that kind of bullshit. This crazy bitch would throw anything that wasn't welded down after she got a few cocktails in her. She went into step two and started hitting me one time at which point I told her "that was your free be, if you ever pull that again, you better be able to take a shot. She came home one night all liquored up, threw one of my framed pictures against the wall, snatched up a large piece of glass and came at me with it. :hmmm: WHAP! front kick to the gut, THUMP off the wall and that ended that. Deadly weapon = I don't mess around period. The next day when she woke up from her little drunken fit, her shit was out on the front lawn, her mother was loading it in her car after I called her and told her to come and get her POS daughter and I tossed her out of the house.

My wife never pulls that kind of crap or she too would be an ex. I got lucky and married a great lady, I just dated a few that were missing a chromosome. :shake:

I had a gf for about 9 months, and then she got ticked and hit me. I told her to leave and that was that. Since then I tell women they ned to know better. I'm about the easiest going person I know, and so whenever I get a serious look on my face and say something like that, people usually listen (the 2-3 times a year that happens). To me, violence isn't even about the pain, as much as its about the idea that the person thinks its okay to take someone they supposedly care about and cause them pain intentionally.

Moooo

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 03:53 PM
so my wife has apologized... she went to her mothers house in a huff earlier today... I guess her mom finally told her not to be an idiot. Normally her mom coddles her ass, and enables her.

In the past, she too, has broken cordless phones, slammed door handles through dry wall. Cracked a door, while knocking pictures off the wall, breaking an irreplaceable 3d picture of Jesus on the Cross that my family gave me. And slammed the toilet seat so hard that it shattered, and last night the fridge.

Grrrr. She says that she gets it from her dad, but I call bullshit. Anger can be controlled at the moment of decision.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 04:01 PM
Grrrr. She says that she gets it from her dad, but I call bullshit. Anger can be controlled at the moment of decision.

More emotionally driven people would disagree. Nonetheless, this is not something you should put up with or need to put up with. Just think about what may happen whenever children are involved, will they suffer the same fate as you?

Sorry to bum you out, if I did so...

Moooo

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 04:14 PM
fuggin psychology n00bs.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 04:15 PM
fuggin psychology n00bs.

? Is there a flaw in my reasoning?

Moooo

Bwana
06-11-2006, 04:18 PM
? Is there a flaw in my reasoning?

Moooo

Nope

Frazod
06-11-2006, 04:36 PM
Grrrr. She says that she gets it from her dad, but I call bullshit. Anger can be controlled at the moment of decision.
I certainly get my temper from my father. When I get pissed, it's like I channel him; I can hear his voice coming out of my mouth and see his actions in everything I do. He's not a good person, and I don't like it one damn bit. But flip the wrong the switch and BOOM there he is. Sometimes I feel like I'm watching somebody else control me. It's creepy.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not blaming anybody else for my actions - especially someone I haven't seen or talked to in nearly 12 years. But I sure wish I hadn't learned this shit so well. :shake:

chiefs4me
06-11-2006, 04:49 PM
There is nothing wrong with releasing tension or anger by throwing something.....ahhhhh, give it a try!!

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 04:54 PM
I don't have any stories about chicks hitting me or throwing shit. I guess if a woman's dating me, she's just deliriously happy all the time. I mean, how could she not be?

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 05:22 PM
I don't have any stories about chicks hitting me or throwing shit. I guess if a woman's dating me, she's just deliriously happy all the time. I mean, how could she not be?

heh. most of the girls you have dated are large, and you have a decent job, with plenty of food in the fridge... and a cool patio deck! heh.

Bwana
06-11-2006, 05:23 PM
There is nothing wrong with releasing tension or anger by throwing something.....ahhhhh, give it a try!!

Heh! Like a jump roundhouse kick to the mellon. :evil:

chiefs4me
06-11-2006, 05:28 PM
Heh! Like a jump roundhouse kick to the mellon. :evil:





NOOOO, like maybe tossing a toy or remote control or phone or...just forget it..ROFL :D

Bwana
06-11-2006, 05:28 PM
heh. most of the girls you have dated are large, and you have a decent job, with plenty of food in the fridge... and a cool patio deck! heh.

You forgot the part about the former monster Bertha's having plenty of tasty beverages in the fridge.


:BLVD:

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 05:44 PM
Yeah, I knew/know someone who did/does that... :)

Har! :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a slammer/thrower/kicker/puncher. I get pissed and sometimes it feels like the only way to get that anger out is to throw something. Throw the phone and ahhhh, all better. Kind of sucks to have to replace the phone, but better than spending the night in jail for hitting someone.

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 05:44 PM
I may have gotten hammered and poked a fattie here and there, but why on God's green earth would I date one?

Bwana
06-11-2006, 05:47 PM
I may have gotten hammered and poked a fattie here and there, but why on God's green earth would I date one?

Beer Fridge?? :shrug:

Bowser
06-11-2006, 05:47 PM
I may have gotten hammered and poked a fattie here and there, but why on God's green earth would I admit to ever wanting to date one?

Fixed it for you.

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 05:48 PM
Beer Fridge?? :shrug:
You can store beer in fat girls?

Bwana
06-11-2006, 05:50 PM
You can store beer in fat girls?

Ewwwwwww! I guess you could in a pinch, but damn! :shake:

Moooo
06-11-2006, 05:50 PM
I may have gotten hammered and poked a fattie here and there, but why on God's green earth would I date one?

Chunky chicks are awesome. They're much better dating material. In the greatness of generalizations they are much more about having a good time, and making you happy than some "hot" chick who is typically a self-centered attention whore.

Also, the chunky chicks I've been with after a while really start opeining up in bed after you are with them for a while. Not to get too graphic, but all three of the girls I had relationships with who were bigger were willing to do and try things you would be hard-pressed to find most women do in order to make the experience hotter.

Moooo

ImAWalkingCorpse
06-11-2006, 05:50 PM
My ex once threw a 10 lb picture frame at my head......

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 05:51 PM
Yay freaky sex with a woman who's disgusting to look at naked!

Nzoner
06-11-2006, 05:51 PM
I may have gotten hammered and poked a fattie here and there

Couldn't find the right wrinkle huh?

ImAWalkingCorpse
06-11-2006, 05:51 PM
......ONLY because I called her by her sisters name....

ImAWalkingCorpse
06-11-2006, 05:51 PM
.....in bed.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-11-2006, 05:52 PM
Chunky chicks are awesome. They're much better dating material. In the greatness of generalizations they are much more about having a good time, and making you happy than some "hot" chick who is typically a self-centered attention whore.

Also, the chunky chicks I've been with after a while really start opeining up in bed after you are with them for a while. Not to get too graphic, but all three of the girls I had relationships with who were bigger were willing to do and try things you would be hard-pressed to find most women do in order to make the experience hotter.

Moooo
OMGTMI

Goddess Tara
06-11-2006, 05:53 PM
My ex once threw a 10 lb picture frame at my head......

Where the hell do you buy a 10 lb picture frame. Actually, never mind, my husband would probably thank you for NOT telling me. lol

el borracho
06-11-2006, 05:54 PM
Chunky chicks are awesome. They're much better dating material.
I guess we now understand your username.

ImAWalkingCorpse
06-11-2006, 05:54 PM
Where the hell do you buy a 10 lb picture frame. Actually, never mind, my husband would probably thank you for NOT telling me. lol

Well when it wizzed by my ear at say 40 MPH.. it sounded like a 10 lber. Left a pretty nasty gash in the wall, too.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-11-2006, 05:55 PM
I guess we now understand your username.
ROFL

Moooo
06-11-2006, 05:55 PM
OMGTMI

LOL For the record I'm not talking about a chick who has rolls or anything that much. That is too much, even for me. More than anything that shows me that woman is both inactive, lacks self-control, and doesn't value herself.

But a thick girl...bring it on.

Moooo

Nzoner
06-11-2006, 05:57 PM
LOL For the record I'm not talking about a chick who has rolls or anything that much. That is too much, even for me. More than anything it shows me that woman is both inactive, lacks self-control, and doesn't value herself.

Moooo

Forget backpeddling on the Planet.

Bwana
06-11-2006, 05:57 PM
I guess we now understand your username.

ROFL

Moooo
06-11-2006, 05:58 PM
Forget backpeddling on the Planet.

You can think what you want, that's cool by me. But I hadn't addressed the limits to my statement.

Plus, its only packpedaling if I'm ashamed of what I said. I don't think these people are thinking I'm sick or anything, it's just preference.

Moooo

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 05:59 PM
Fat girls need love, too.

Nzoner
06-11-2006, 06:01 PM
You can think what you want, that's cool by me. But I hadn't addressed the limits to my statement.

Plus, its only packpedaling if I'm ashamed of what I said. I don't think these people are thinking I'm sick or anything, it's just preference.

Moooo

I always say to each their own,if your favorite song is Whole Lotta Rosie and you got one of them posters in your room with the naked fat chick with the arrow pointing that reads THIS WRINKLE it's all good by me.

It just isn't for me but hey fat chicks need love too.

Nzoner
06-11-2006, 06:02 PM
Fat girls need love, too.

Well hell.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 06:03 PM
I always say to each their own,if your favorite song is Whole Lotta Rosie and you got one of them posters in your room with the naked fat chick with the arrow pointing that reads THIS WRINKLE it's all good by me.

It just isn't for me but hey fat chicks need love too.

No, its the poster of Queen's "Bicycle Race" single. LOL

Moooo

SLAG
06-11-2006, 07:01 PM
Just today now.. my wife was angry in her car got mad and threw her cellphone into the winshield that is now cracked and spidering out

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 07:11 PM
I'm a slammer. I suspect that won't surprise many of you.... :redface:

ChiefsFire
06-11-2006, 07:15 PM
Just today now.. my wife was angry in her car got mad and threw her cellphone into the winshield that is now cracked and spidering out
her phone cracked the windshield???

my god...she should pitch for the Royals

SLAG
06-11-2006, 07:16 PM
her phone cracked the windshield???

my god...she should pitch for the Royals



Since when did glass want to Improve the team?

I wont settle for less than a 7th round MLB draft pick Bonus

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 07:21 PM
Just today now.. my wife was angry in her car got mad and threw her cellphone into the winshield that is now cracked and spidering out
That's just genius. What a lucky man you are.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 07:29 PM
That's just genius. What a lucky man you are.

Hell, you hang with people who lose entire vehicles, when visiting Mexico....heh. :p

BigMeatballDave
06-11-2006, 07:47 PM
Just today now.. my wife was angry in her car got mad and threw her cellphone into the winshield that is now cracked and spidering outJeez...got Prozac?

SLAG
06-11-2006, 07:48 PM
Jeez...got Prozac?


Honestly thats the problem..

she has been off her meds for 3 days..

not a pretty sight.

KcMizzou
06-11-2006, 07:49 PM
Jeez...got Prozac?No kidding. I'm getting too old and cranky to put up with temper tantrums. Especially expensive ones.

Frazod
06-11-2006, 08:00 PM
Honestly thats the problem..

she has been off her meds for 3 days..

not a pretty sight.

Pour some more rotten milk on her. Sounds like she needs it. :D

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06-11-2006, 08:01 PM
Just today now.. my wife was angry in her car got mad and threw her cellphone into the winshield that is now cracked and spidering out
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SLAG
06-11-2006, 08:02 PM
Pour some more rotten milk on her. Sounds like she needs it. :D

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06-11-2006, 08:03 PM
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SLAG
06-11-2006, 08:04 PM
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4th and Long
06-11-2006, 08:06 PM
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One of those $99 divorce kits would be cheaper. :p

Frazod
06-11-2006, 08:06 PM
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Does she at least feel stupid and guilty, or is this all somehow your fault?

4th and Long
06-11-2006, 08:07 PM
Does she at least feel stupid and guilty, or is this all somehow your fault?
[female logic] Of COURSE it's his fault, you insensitive bastard! [/female logic]

SLAG
06-11-2006, 08:08 PM
Does she at least feel stupid and guilty, or is this all somehow your fault?


No its not my fault and she knows it.. she knows she needs her meds... but she will blame her being on meds on the first place on me.

Discuss Thrower
06-11-2006, 08:09 PM
No its not my fault and she knows it.. she knows she needs her meds... but she will blame her being on meds on the first place on me.

That's vicious man..

Frazod
06-11-2006, 08:09 PM
No its not my fault and she knows it.. she knows she needs her meds... but she will blame her being on meds on the first place on me.

Well... she may have a small point there.... ROFL

ENDelt260
06-11-2006, 08:15 PM
Hell, you hang with people who lose entire vehicles, when visiting Mexico....heh. :p
Not vehicles I ****ing pay for.

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 08:45 PM
at least Im not alone. heh.

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 08:47 PM
Not vehicles I ****ing pay for.

Eh, good point. Heh.

OldTownChief
06-11-2006, 08:48 PM
Luckily I have some Gorilla Compound Glue that solved the problem


So that Gorilla glue is some good shit? I've always wondered about that.

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 08:56 PM
its pretty good. i just duct taped my wifes mouth shut... had some gorilla glue on it...should stick nicely. ill let ya know. heh

Nzoner
06-11-2006, 09:05 PM
its pretty good. i just duct taped my wifes mouth shut... had some gorilla glue on it...should stick nicely. ill let ya know. heh

You know if you were smart you woulda shut her up with something else...just sayin'

Mr. Kotter
06-11-2006, 09:06 PM
You know if you were smart you woulda shut her up with something else...just sayin'
He lost his tweezers.....just sayin'

Frazod
06-11-2006, 09:44 PM
at least Im not alone. heh.

I think the four of you should hook up sometime.

Just think of the damage two of them could accomplish together. :evil:

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-11-2006, 09:51 PM
Last year during the Dallas/KC game, I chucked a plate into the wall and cabinets in the kitchen, embedding shards of glass in the countertop formica and the cabinets. It was immediately after the Ed Perry snap.

I broke my Louisville Slugger on a telephone pole after bashing in a 5 gallon bucket when Nebraska screwed Missouri in 98.

When the Chiefs missed the playoffs for the first time in 7 years in 96, I burned my Chiefs hat and pissed on it.

A few remotes have met their demise at the ends of various Cardinal games.

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 10:09 PM
hey Hamas... um, its just sports. Damn. It makes you no money, doesnt love you, and doesnt know you exist. Damn. I never get that upset over a ****ing game. wow

Ari Chi3fs
06-11-2006, 10:13 PM
heh. I get disappointed, obviously, but I guess I have been a fan of Kansas City sports too long to get angry over them.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-11-2006, 10:32 PM
Last year during the Dallas/KC game, I chucked a plate into the wall and cabinets in the kitchen, embedding shards of glass in the countertop formica and the cabinets. It was immediately after the Ed Perry snap.

I broke my Louisville Slugger on a telephone pole after bashing in a 5 gallon bucket when Nebraska screwed Missouri in 98.

When the Chiefs missed the playoffs for the first time in 7 years in 96, I burned my Chiefs hat and pissed on it.

A few remotes have met their demise at the ends of various Cardinal games.
Don't you mean '97, or did we screw you again in '98?

Prince22
06-11-2006, 10:33 PM
When the mrs and I first started living together we got into a argument one night and she threw an ashtray through the middle of a beautiful glass top table I'd purchased when living on my own.As I recall I didn't say a word I just stood there mouth open not believing,of all things she'd trashed my favorite piece of furniture.

pussy

Moooo
06-11-2006, 11:50 PM
hey Hamas... um, its just sports. Damn. It makes you no money, doesnt love you, and doesnt know you exist. Damn. I never get that upset over a ****ing game. wow

That's cause you've never bet on one.

Moooo

Demonpenz
06-12-2006, 12:06 AM
if a game kills me i will ususally kill a bottle of liqour. Luckily i haven't got to emotionally into a game for awhile. That dallas game killed me last year but i didn't even drink for that. When it comes down boo hoo some millionairs lost a kids game. Where it hurts is if my highschool or college team looses when you are actually attached to the name.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:06 AM
if a game kills me i will ususally kill a bottle of liqour. Luckily i haven't got to emotionally into a game for awhile. That dallas game killed me last year but i didn't even drink for that. When it comes down boo hoo some millionairs lost a kids game. Where it hurts is if my highschool or college team looses when you are actually attached to the name.

Where'd you go to college at?

Moooo

Demonpenz
06-12-2006, 12:09 AM
shit laugh all you want but it was a small school in St. Joseph. Our nemisus is northwest missouri state. Now most rivalries might bring out some "KU sucks "MU sucks" quotes. The northwest Missouri western games bring out the pepper spray and the MHP.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:09 AM
heh. I get disappointed, obviously, but I guess I have been a fan of Kansas City sports too long to get angry over them.

You know, I'm the same way, but sometimes it sneaks up on me when I least expect it. 2 years ago after the Denver loss, I went absolutely ape shit and can't explain it, but I did over $1000 damage to the bedroom and its walls... I'm still pissed at myself...

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:10 AM
shit laugh all you want but it was a small school in St. Joseph. Our nemisus is northwest missouri state. Now most rivalries might bring out some "KU sucks "MU sucks" quotes. The northwest Missouri western games bring out the pepper spray and the MHP.

Shit, us small school, small town folks are all in the same boat.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:12 AM
shit laugh all you want but it was a small school in St. Joseph. Our nemisus is northwest missouri state. Now most rivalries might bring out some "KU sucks "MU sucks" quotes. The northwest Missouri western games bring out the pepper spray and the MHP.

Yeah. I'm guessing Missouri Western? BTW you're speaking to a person who TRUELY believes division 2A sports are the true fabric of America. Even 1A teams a lot of times have too much politics involved, but with 2A, there's no cameras, no multimillion dollar coaching deals, its all about the pigskin.

Moooo

dewey tomblin
04-23-2010, 07:42 AM
well it's like this, and it think that i qualify as a quotable speaker on this . when it comes to women if you are low on money or she is out of money well, your are going to see her go into bitch mode real quick. i have been married twice and for a total of 38 years and if theres one thing i have learned .....IF IT'S GOT TITS OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU TROUBLE...

Nixhex
04-23-2010, 07:46 AM
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ForeverChiefs58
04-23-2010, 07:50 AM
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MOhillbilly
04-23-2010, 07:57 AM
My woman dont break shit...she goes for the knife rack.

burt
04-23-2010, 08:00 AM
My woman dont break shit...she goes for the knife rack.

Mine goes for the left hook!

Amnorix
04-23-2010, 08:01 AM
Glad this got bumped up -- I missed it the first time. :D