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luv
06-11-2006, 10:46 PM
I don't think I've ever had this good of a buzz going on a Sunday night. Anyone else having fun?

tommykat
06-11-2006, 10:47 PM
:hmmm:Got a buzz on Coke? :D

greg63
06-11-2006, 10:48 PM
Well; having fun, but not buzzing.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 10:48 PM
Pshaw.

I don't drink.

luv
06-11-2006, 10:50 PM
:hmmm:Got a buzz on Coke? :D
Started off with flu shots (6), but now I've moved onto screwdrivers.

big nasty kcnut
06-11-2006, 10:51 PM
Cool deal watched ecw ons and going to eat ribs now.

greg63
06-11-2006, 10:52 PM
Started off with flu shots (6), but now I've moved onto screwdrivers.

Wow! Soon you'll be outdrinkin Endelt! :D

Mecca
06-11-2006, 10:52 PM
Cool deal watched ecw ons and going to eat ribs now.

You are going to get high RVD style.....

luv
06-11-2006, 10:52 PM
Cool deal watched ecw ons and going to eat ribs now.
At nearly midnight? You go, boy!

luv
06-11-2006, 10:54 PM
You are going to get high RVD style.....
People should not use acronyms while I'm drinking. I have no clue wtf you're talking about!

Mecca
06-11-2006, 10:55 PM
People should not use acronyms while I'm drinking. I have no clue wtf you're talking about!

He said he watched ECW.....RVD=Rob Van Dam, he's a wrestler there, and he well likes to smoke weed.

big nasty kcnut
06-11-2006, 10:55 PM
luv well yeah since i saw the ppv at buffalo wild wings. Plus mecca no i have to work at 9. One more thing i have a beer buzz now.

luv
06-11-2006, 10:57 PM
He said he watched ECW.....RVD=Rob Van Dam, he's a wrestler there, and he well likes to smoke weed.
And ECW is...?

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 10:57 PM
I can't believe you people. Drinking alcohol. On a Sunday. How heathen.

Mecca
06-11-2006, 10:58 PM
This being RVD........

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/justtxyank/84850e23.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/rvd.jpg

Mecca
06-11-2006, 10:58 PM
And ECW is...?

It stands for Extreme Championship Wrestling.

luv
06-11-2006, 10:58 PM
This being RVD........

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/justtxyank/84850e23.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/rvd.jpg
He looks gay.

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:01 PM
He looks teh gay.

You forgot the "teh".

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:02 PM
He looks gay.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/wifervd261001.jpg

That's him and his wife.......and I hope you don't think guys with long hair are gay....

Tribal Warfare
06-11-2006, 11:03 PM
I hope you don't think guys with long hair are gay....

WORD

Dunit35
06-11-2006, 11:03 PM
ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:05 PM
ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.
At least I know what WWE is.

At this point, I'm surprised I can still type.

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:05 PM
ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.

Well it's being put on by the WWE but they're letting Paul Heyman do with it as he wants as far as the booking goes.

alanm
06-11-2006, 11:06 PM
I don't think I've ever had this good of a buzz going on a Sunday night. Anyone else having fun?
The only bad thing about drinking on a Sunday night is going to work Monday morning. :deevee:

Dunit35
06-11-2006, 11:07 PM
Well it's being put on by the WWE but they're letting Paul Heyman do with it as he wants as far as the booking goes.


I use to rent all their PPV's and stay up real late to watch their one night a week show. That stuff was way more real than WWE will ever be.

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:08 PM
I use to rent all their PPV's and stay up real late to watch their one night a week show. That stuff was way more real than WWE will ever be.

Well you shouldn't be looking at it that way because wrestling will never be "real". Some guys work stiff but real isn't the right word to use.

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:08 PM
At least I know what WWE is.

At this point, I'm surprised I can still type.
ROFL
Hey, I'm stone sober and can't type.

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:09 PM
The only bad thing about drinking on a Sunday night is going to work Monday morning. :deevee:

Second shifters don't have to worry about that.

Dunit35
06-11-2006, 11:09 PM
Well you shouldn't be looking at it that way because wrestling will never be "real". Some guys work stiff but real isn't the right word to use.


Actually it's more along the lines of the soap opera action WWE puts on compared to ECW not really being much of a soap opera.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:10 PM
The only bad thing about drinking on a Sunday night is going to work Monday morning. :deevee:
I work nights. I don't have to be at work until 3PM.

BWillie
06-11-2006, 11:10 PM
Hey luv, want to come over to my place. We can eat some dinner and pop in that new sisqo cd? No?

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:11 PM
And just so you know RVD isn't gay here are 2 more pics of him and his wife.........

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/duke9.jpg http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/duke8.jpg

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:12 PM
Well it's being put on by the WWE but they're letting Paul Heyman do with it as he wants as far as the booking goes.

I quit watching ALL wrestling about three years ago, but if Vince will keep his nose out of it and give Paul full creative control, at least maybe I can suspend belief that Vince owns it and enjoy mindless violence and male soap operas again...

I just really, really wish that Uncle Ted would start or buy (um, TNA) an organization again since the no compete has expired so that there would be true competion...

~~llama aka ex indy wrestler 'Mr. Toad'

btw, yes luv, I'm toasted... one of my very rare nights off...

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:13 PM
And just so you know RVD isn't gay here are 2 more pics of him and his wife.........

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/duke8.jpg

RVD obviously 'knows the toe'

alanm
06-11-2006, 11:14 PM
Second shifters don't have to worry about that.
I used to test that theory quite often. I almost always regretted it. :(

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:14 PM
I work nights. I don't have to be at work until 3PM.

I don't have to be to work until 7:15pm Wed :p

Bowser
06-11-2006, 11:15 PM
Started off with flu shots (6), but now I've moved onto screwdrivers.


..

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:16 PM
Well you shouldn't be looking at it that way because wrestling will never be "real". Some guys work stiff but real isn't the right word to use.

I quit arguing the 'real vs. fake' argument a long time ago... I will however argue from experience, that every time I got into the ring, I may have known who was going to win, but the shit hurt, and it physically exhausted me to even go 15 minutes...

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:16 PM
I used to test that theory quite often. I almost always regretted it. :(
Admittedly; you would know better then I.

Dunit35
06-11-2006, 11:16 PM
RVD obviously 'knows the toe'


Beat me to it.

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:17 PM
It obviously takes physical talent and skills to be a good wrestler........some people don't realize the amount of athletic skill that goes into being a good wrestler.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:18 PM
Hey luv, want to come over to my place. We can eat some dinner and pop in that new sisqo cd? No?
Sisco? Uh, no.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:19 PM
Sisco? Uh, no.
Weren't you complaining about a lack of booty on another thread?

Beggars can't be choosers....

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:19 PM
So whats the drink count luv???

luv
06-11-2006, 11:19 PM
I don't have to be to work until 7:15pm Wed :p
SHOOSH!

So not fair!

luv
06-11-2006, 11:20 PM
..
Not drunk, but getting there! :thumb:

alanm
06-11-2006, 11:20 PM
Admittedly; you would know better then I.
Used to. Celebrated 9 yrs. a couple of weeks ago. :thumb:

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:20 PM
Not drunk, but getting there! :thumb:My ass.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:21 PM
So whats the drink count luv???
Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:22 PM
It's turning into a watersports thread......

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:22 PM
It's turning into a watersports thread......eww.

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:23 PM
Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL
Need me to keep track???ROFL

greg63
06-11-2006, 11:24 PM
Used to. Celebrated 9 yrs. a couple of weeks ago. :thumb:

Congrats :thumb:

rad
06-11-2006, 11:24 PM
Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL

Hope you made it to the toilet! :D

Chiefs Pantalones
06-11-2006, 11:25 PM
Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/methejosh/random%20pictures/drunker.jpg

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:25 PM
It's turning into a watersports thread......

when scat gets mentioned, its time for bed...

alanm
06-11-2006, 11:27 PM
Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL
And not even a beer between shots. :eek:

luv
06-11-2006, 11:27 PM
when scat gets mentioned, its time for bed...
Hey! I like scat!

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:29 PM
when scat gets mentioned, its time for bed...

You mean like the scatman?

http://scatmanj.ytmnd.com/

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-11-2006, 11:30 PM
Hey! I like scat!
Ooh! That's almost signature material.

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:30 PM
Hey! I like scat!

Wow.......I'm not touching that one.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:30 PM
You mean like the scatman?

http://scatmanj.ytmnd.com/
Ummm....no.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:32 PM
Disclaimer: If poster is drunk (or really buzzed) when posting, nothing can be used against them.



Sounds good to me! :thumb:

(At least I can still type!)

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:32 PM
You mean like the scatman?

http://scatmanj.ytmnd.com/

If by scatman you mean St. Loser native Chuck Berry, why yes.

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:33 PM
I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.

Well, shit, I thought everybody knew what that stinkin word meant...

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.Ya think? LOL

luv
06-11-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.
I was thinking a type of music. Someone just informed me in an IM. NO WAY!

rad
06-11-2006, 11:35 PM
Hey! I like scat!

How many PM's that one get ya?

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-11-2006, 11:35 PM
Disclaimer: If poster is drunk (or really buzzed) when posting, nothing can be used against them.



Sounds good to me! :thumb:

(At least I can still type!)
Too late!

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:36 PM
I was thinking a type of music. Someone just informed me in an IM. NO WAY!

So who was the little turd that little the stinkin cat out of the bag and was to embarressed to shit in public?

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:36 PM
How many BM's that one get ya?

Fixed your post.

rad
06-11-2006, 11:37 PM
Fixed your post.
ROFL

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:37 PM
You should have shown her a video instead......the reaction would have been better.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:38 PM
I think we'll need to change her handle to 'luv2defecate".

luv
06-11-2006, 11:38 PM
Well **** me running, I was thinking of ska.

rad
06-11-2006, 11:39 PM
I think we'll need to change her handle to 'luv2defecate".

Or 'luv2shite'

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:40 PM
Disclaimer: If poster is drunk (or really buzzed) when posting, nothing can be used against them.



Sounds good to me! :thumb:

(At least I can still type!)

BTW, Luv, in 4 years that alibi has NEVER worked for me ;)

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:40 PM
Or 'luv2shite'lolololol

luv
06-11-2006, 11:40 PM
This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:

Demonpenz
06-11-2006, 11:40 PM
rivera paradise is a good one by Stevie Ray Vaughn if your feeling good and alittle drunk

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:42 PM
Well **** me running, I was thinking of ska.

Well, in your defense, there is a musical offshoot of the blues called Scat... ie Cab Calloway Hidee Hidee Ho, but us drunks were not talking about that...

Come to think of it a Scat Ska Scat party might make friends around here...

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:42 PM
This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:For you to get f*cked, I think it would have to make it to the hall of a$$ics, ms. luv2shite.

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:43 PM
This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:

Probably not, it needs some Slayer / Go Chiefs photoshops and some discussion about urinating outside.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-11-2006, 11:43 PM
This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:
ROFL

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:44 PM
After this I will never think of Luv quite the same way again.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:45 PM
Probably not, it needs some Slayer / Go Chiefs photoshops and some discussion about urinating outside.
I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 11:46 PM
After this I will never think of Luv quite the same way again.

Yeah, talk about walking in to a sh*tstorm. Wasn't expecting that!

Moooo

rad
06-11-2006, 11:47 PM
Poop? Pee? What the hell?!?!?!?

Moooo
06-11-2006, 11:47 PM
I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

You need to surround yourself with different people.

Moooo

luv
06-11-2006, 11:47 PM
C'mon. At least I'm keeping you entertained on a Sunday night!

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:48 PM
C'mon. At least I'm keeping you entertained on a Sunday night!Funniest....thread....ever.

luv2shite. ROFL

rad
06-11-2006, 11:48 PM
Right on the porch? Or in a bucket ON the porch?

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:48 PM
I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

You pissed on the guy who was passed out?........like I said watersports.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:50 PM
Funniest....thread....ever.

luv2shite. ROFL
4321

Chiefs Pantalones
06-11-2006, 11:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/socialoutkastpunk/cool%20pics/thhello.gif

Yep.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:51 PM
Right on the porch? Or in a bucket ON the porch?
In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

Moooo
06-11-2006, 11:51 PM
4321

So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:52 PM
Oh f*ck, this is classic.

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:53 PM
So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo

I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.

keg in kc
06-11-2006, 11:53 PM
So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

MooooWHy the f*ck not?

rad
06-11-2006, 11:53 PM
In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

Standing up?

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:54 PM
In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

You aren't suppose to piss on your own feet.

rad
06-11-2006, 11:54 PM
I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.
ROFL

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:55 PM
You need to surround yourself with different people.

Moooo

I agree, most motion pictures I have viewed that concern themself with this subject matter have the center of attention surrounded by many, many people.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:55 PM
I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.
You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

luv
06-11-2006, 11:56 PM
You aren't suppose to piss on your own feet.
From the snow!

Moooo
06-11-2006, 11:56 PM
WHy the f*ck not?

I dunno. I guess its cause when I drink too much I just get bummed out. I'm sure if you need it to fulfill your bodily fluid-involved inhibitions it would be a bit more productive...JK

Moooo

luv
06-11-2006, 11:56 PM
So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo
Because I can?

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:58 PM
From the snow!

Well hey never know maybe you had a Jellyfish sting or something........looking at this now no wonder you showed off those pics of your feet.

Moooo
06-11-2006, 11:58 PM
Because I can?

Fair enough, like I said before. Obviously you're having fun.

Moooo

grandllama
06-11-2006, 11:58 PM
You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)

rad
06-11-2006, 11:58 PM
I hate my first night off. Screws me up for like a day and a half.

go bowe
06-11-2006, 11:59 PM
scatman carrothers was a famous jazz musician...

Mecca
06-11-2006, 11:59 PM
You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......

luv
06-12-2006, 12:01 AM
You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......
:Lin:

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:01 AM
I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)Oh, the days of the night crew.

I'll raise a glass to comrades lost.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:01 AM
scatman carrothers was a famous jazz musician...

Ugh, pale face Go Bo no longer talk like dis.

Llama boy need post more often

:thumb::clap:TinkyWinky:moon::Pimp:

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:02 AM
Oh, the days of the night crew.

I'll raise a glass to comrades lost.

A toast to Lvnhack, Sky, et al :toast:

luv
06-12-2006, 12:02 AM
I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)
I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:02 AM
:Lin:

This is what happens later, no? Consequently filling out the "bodily fluids list" in the thread.

Moooo

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:03 AM
You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......

Go Chiefs has as much chance of even sniffing a vagina, let alone Luv's, as I do of actually getting a hand job from Elizabeth Hurley

rad
06-12-2006, 12:04 AM
I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

Yeah, well, your avatar is freaking me out and it's dark in here.......

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:04 AM
I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

You don't give a shit where you shit either...........scat liker.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:05 AM
This is what happens later, no? Consequently filling out the "bodily fluids list" in the thread.

Moooo

and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:05 AM
and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

Its the circle of life...really.

Moooo

rad
06-12-2006, 12:06 AM
and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:07 AM
No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....Uhm, no.

Demonpenz
06-12-2006, 12:07 AM
pussies that plug into my usb porn are overated

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:07 AM
pussies that plug into my usb porn are overated

Port or porn.......

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:08 AM
No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

Give luv time, we're only on page 9...

Moooo

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:08 AM
pussies that plug into my usb porn are overatedYou need to check my link on the sex toys thread.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:08 AM
Well she already talked about scat......maybe she'll tell us about squirting next.

luv
06-12-2006, 12:11 AM
Well she already talked about scat......maybe she'll tell us about squirting next.
I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:11 AM
No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

Well, if Liz does the handjob right, I do believe this would be covered (as would Liz)

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:12 AM
I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

If you claim your not a squirter, I claim you haven't been with the right man yet.ROFL

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:12 AM
I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.Oh, that's too bad.

rad
06-12-2006, 12:13 AM
I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

Maybe you haven't had the right partner?

BOB can only accomplish so much.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:14 AM
I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

I heard a chick say once that every woman is capable of it. She said it makes you feel like you have to pee or something. Hell, truthfully if it only happens after she feels like she has to pee, is that something you want going on?

Also, I can't help but ask, comparitive to what or who?

Moooo

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:15 AM
Hell, truthfully if it only happens after she feels like she has to pee, is that something you want going on?Yes.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:16 AM
You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

rad
06-12-2006, 12:17 AM
I'm hungry. I'm going to get a pecan brownie and roll it up into a log.......

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:17 AM
You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........Yes.

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:17 AM
I'm hungry. I'm going to get a pecan brownie and roll it up into a log.......Yes.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:18 AM
Yes.

LOL.......I actually have some of those on my computer.......

rad
06-12-2006, 12:18 AM
You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

Yeah, it's awesome when some of it hits the lens of the camera.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:19 AM
You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

I considered them educational videos on how to make it happen in real life (and it has...)

damn keg, wouldn't have sky love this thread ROFL

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:19 AM
Yeah, it's awasome when some of it hits the lens of the camera.Yes.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:19 AM
The squirting stuff isn't for me. If a chick I was with accidentally squirted all over me or couldn't help it, it wouldn't creep me out, but I'm good either way.

Note how quiet luv has gotten when the conversation moves to non-scat based topics...

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:20 AM
You guys need to go look up......Cytheria, Flower Tucci and Tiana Lynn.

Tory Lane is my favorite pornstar by the way if you wanna check her out.

Demonpenz
06-12-2006, 12:20 AM
if a girl squirts out anything other than a baby i am happy

Tribal Warfare
06-12-2006, 12:21 AM
ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.

I was skimming through the channels the other night, and noticed the title of the program ECW vs WWE. Checked it out, because I've been taking a break from wraslin since the change their story lines than a dirty diaper

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:22 AM
The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.

luv
06-12-2006, 12:22 AM
Oh, that's too bad.
I make noise, I just don't yell.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:22 AM
I make noise, I just don't yell.

Could you simulate the noises?

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:23 AM
The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.tuesday night, whatever that is

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:23 AM
I make noise, I just don't yell.

Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:24 AM
I make noise, I just don't yell.Now, what's the fun in that?

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:24 AM
Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo

If she made lots of loud noise when she was by herself.....that would be interesting.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:25 AM
You guys need to go look up......Cytheria, Flower Tucci and Tiana Lynn.

Tory Lane is my favorite pornstar by the way if you wanna check her out.

You guys need to investigate the original 'little squirt' Nikki Charm

"Nikki Charm. I shot some of my best loads thanks to Nikki. This hot little bitch (4'11' - 95 lbs.) really knew how to work it. Small, but not tiny tits and a big bottom lead her list of assets. She also has that innocent little schoolgirl image, but ****s like a preachers daughter. Best of all, she has squirting orgasms"

quote stolen from http://www.ampland.com/pshof/ but I agree 100%

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:25 AM
You guys need to investigate the original 'little squirt' Nikki Charm

"Nikki Charm. I shot some of my best loads thanks to Nikki. This hot little bitch (4'11' - 95 lbs.) really knew how to work it. Small, but not tiny tits and a big bottom lead her list of assets. She also has that innocent little schoolgirl image, but ****s like a preachers daughter. Best of all, she has squirting orgasms"

quote stolen from http://www.ampland.com/pshof/ but I agree 100%

Flower Tucci>her

Give me a minute and I'll find a pic.

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:26 AM
The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.

And what the hell does that have to do with golden showers, scat, squirting orgasms, and BOB

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:27 AM
I saw a movie about a month ago, damn girl shot like 4 feet. It was incredible.

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:28 AM
And what the hell does that have to do with golden showers, scat, squirting orgasms, and BOBExtreme cumshot wrestling.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:28 AM
If she made lots of loud noise when she was by herself.....that would be interesting.

I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:30 AM
I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo

220 on the money, honey ROFL

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:31 AM
I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

MooooHot.

luv
06-12-2006, 12:32 AM
Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:32 AM
Hot.

Not really. Imagine Angelina Jolie, covered in bees...

LOL JK She didn't look like that at all... But she was ugly, IMO.

Moooo

grandllama
06-12-2006, 12:33 AM
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:33 AM
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

I thought women always said it's not about the quantity of time, but the quality...

*shoots himself in the head* LOL JK

Moooo

rad
06-12-2006, 12:33 AM
220 on the money, honey ROFL

ROFL
Friggin' dishwasher motor......

luv
06-12-2006, 12:34 AM
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.
I had it three times Thursday morning. :D

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:34 AM
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.

Only between Chestnut and Division from the 1200-3500 W block.

Moooo

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:35 AM
You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.If it isn't, it should be.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:35 AM
Do you guys realize how hard it is to find "clean" pics of a pornstar......

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:35 AM
I had it three times Thursday morning. :D

Did you get yourself a boyfriend or something, cause a vibe doesn't count, no matter what the name suggests. If that was the case, every 14 year old boy would not be a virgin.

Moooo

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:36 AM
Do you guys realize how hard it is to find "clean" pics of a pornstar......

Yeah, especially considering there's a picture of some guy's dong on the wall in the back. It looks like actual art, but its a dong, and I think there may be some penetration going on, I can't really tell.

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:36 AM
And here are some more........

rad
06-12-2006, 12:37 AM
Yeah, especially considering there's a picture of some guy's dong on the wall in the back. It's actual art, but its a dong.

Moooo

I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:37 AM
And finally....

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:38 AM
I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

You need to see 1 of her movies..........Your opinion will change, Flower Tucci check her out.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:39 AM
I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

I know, the second one isn't either, what with that freaky tatoo going up her back. Yuk.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

luv
06-12-2006, 12:40 AM
Did you get yourself a boyfriend or something, cause a vibe doesn't count, no matter what the name suggests. If that was the case, every 14 year old boy would not be a virgin.

Moooo
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 12:40 AM
I had it three times Thursday morning. :DTHree times, my ass.

rad
06-12-2006, 12:41 AM
You need to see 1 of her movies..........Your opinion will change, Flower Tucci check her out.

She must have skills to make up for it.

stretchmarks + tattoos = :Lin:

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:41 AM
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

I could get all serious on you and tell you that you're only asking for more pain and heartache everytime you let him dictate the status of the relationship, but you're having a good time, and really life's too short to not be getting laid...I guess.

Party on, luv!

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:42 AM
I know, the second one isn't either, what with that freaky tatoo going up her back. Yuk.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

Those are all of the same girl.........

rad
06-12-2006, 12:43 AM
.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

I was busy looking at the fat azz in the foreground

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:43 AM
This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/01.jpg

luv
06-12-2006, 12:43 AM
And finally....
No way can you be into that!

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:45 AM
No way can you be into that!

Why not.......

luv
06-12-2006, 12:46 AM
I could get all serious on you and tell you that you're only asking for more pain and heartache everytime you let him dictate the status of the relationship, but you're having a good time, and really life's too short to not be getting laid...I guess.

Party on, luv!

Moooo
Pain is all I seem to know. Pain does equal loneliness, right? Beggars can't be choosers, though.

luv
06-12-2006, 12:47 AM
Why not.......
Have some class....

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:47 AM
So no one liked the blonde.....Atleast she's a natural looking woman and doesn't look like she's had 508 plastic surgeries.

Any comments for Tory Lane......

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:48 AM
This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane



And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:48 AM
Have some class....

She's in porn.......I don't think there's alot of class in porn. I think she's relativly attractive, atleast compared to alot of the really freakish surgically overdone porn women.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:49 AM
And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

It's part of the set of the pictures which I can't post anymore of on this board........

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:49 AM
Pain is all I seem to know. Pain does equal loneliness, right? Beggars can't be choosers, though.

Pain is inevitable, misery is optional. Show me one person who doesn't feel pain, and I'll show you a person with a disorder.

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:50 AM
And I can't believe you're looking at the toilet when that chick is in the picture.

luv
06-12-2006, 12:52 AM
Where did grandllama run off to? Not that the rest of you aren't entertaining....

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:52 AM
Where did grandllama run off to? Not that the rest of you aren't entertaining....

Wanting to talk about scat again?

Moooo
06-12-2006, 12:56 AM
And I can't believe you're looking at the toilet when that chick is in the picture.

I took photography classes, and the first thing you do is size up the whole image. I look at the entire thing first, then I get into the details.

The rule of thirds, keeping the lines somewhat inexact yet not too much, it's all ingrained in my noggin up here.

Moooo

ChiefsFanatic
06-12-2006, 12:56 AM
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

What a load of crap [oops] Big women deserve love, too. I am on record as saying that women with curves are much better than skinny chicks.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 12:57 AM
I took photography classes, and the first thing you do is size up the whole image. I look at the entire thing first, then I get into the details.

The rule of thirds, keeping the lines somewhat inexact yet not too much, it's all ingrained in my noggin up here.

Moooo

You are about to tell me I have bad taste aren't you.......

rad
06-12-2006, 01:00 AM
This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/01.jpg

That's better than the first one.

spunkmouth.com? WTF? ROFL

luv
06-12-2006, 01:01 AM
What a load of crap [oops] Big women deserve love, too. I am on record as saying that women with curves are much better than skinny chicks.
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much better,,,

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:01 AM
You are about to tell me I have bad taste aren't you.......

Naw. I wouldn't do that. Besides, I actually hope EVERY GUY on the face of the earth has tastes different than mine, so that all the chicks I want are available...

Moooo

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:02 AM
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much betterHello - commatard on the loose.,

You know, I'm really starting to question how big you really are. You talk yourself up to be a heavy chick, but I'm starting to doubt you.

BTW I wholeheartedly agree with what Fanatic said about thicker women... HOTTT!

Moooo

rad
06-12-2006, 01:02 AM
And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

Plus, I'll betca there's a nice fat turd laying there.

rad
06-12-2006, 01:04 AM
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much betterHello - commatard on the loose.,


Look out!! Commatard!!!

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:05 AM
Plus, I'll betca there's a nice fat turd laying there.

Just one of the many advantages of working for spunkmouth.

luv
06-12-2006, 01:07 AM
You know, I'm really starting to question how big you really are. You talk yourself up to be a heavy chick, but I'm starting to doubt you.

BTW I wholeheartedly agree with what Fanatic said about thicker women... HOTTT!

Moooo
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....

keg in kc
06-12-2006, 01:08 AM
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....lol

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:08 AM
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....

Type 2 commas in a row and see what happens.......

,,

rad
06-12-2006, 01:12 AM
Type 2 commas in a row and see what happens.......

Hello - commatard on the loose.


I think she meant this
......

But she did this
,,,,,,,

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:14 AM
Boy, what happened luv? Everyone else? Y'all kinda died.

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:15 AM
I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.

rad
06-12-2006, 01:18 AM
I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.
I can't find my favorite pornstar, and I don't know her name.

Give me a sec.

luv
06-12-2006, 01:19 AM
Boy, what happened luv? Everyone else? Y'all kinda died.

Moooo
I'm here. Wide awake. One question. Do men have to pee as much as women whenever they're drunk?

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:20 AM
I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.

Going on the babydoll look...

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Edited to replace the image...

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:21 AM
Going on the babydoll look...

http://tgp.glamourmodelsgonebad.com/pics/d/devon_bluedress/devblustpout002.jpg

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Moooo

It looks like a big red X to me son......

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:21 AM
I'm here. Wide awake. One question. Do men have to pee as much as women whenever they're drunk?

You broke the seal? luv, luv, luv...

It's human reaction to alcohol dehydrating your body. It's like if you would have taken a diuretic or something.

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:23 AM
Going on the babydoll look...

give me a minute to find one that allows hotlinking...

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Moooo

Like this.........

http://www.oddbits.com/Tereza1-05.jpg

rad
06-12-2006, 01:24 AM
Not the one I was looking for, but one of my faves.....
Racquel Darrian

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:26 AM
Not the one I was looking for, but one of my faves.....

Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.

luv
06-12-2006, 01:26 AM
You broke the seal? luv, luv, luv...

It's human reaction to alcohol dehydrating your body. It's like if you would have taken a diuretic or something.

Moooo
Will diuretics help?

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:28 AM
Like this.........



DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's perrrrfect for Moooo. Who is that lady?

Moooo

rad
06-12-2006, 01:29 AM
Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.

She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:30 AM
Will diuretics help?

No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:31 AM
She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:31 AM
She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.

luv
06-12-2006, 01:33 AM
No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo
You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:36 AM
You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?

please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:37 AM
Wll somebody PLEASE tell me who that smoking hot brunette in the bra and panties is? PLEASE!?!

Moooo

luv
06-12-2006, 01:39 AM
please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo
He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.

rad
06-12-2006, 01:39 AM
A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.

Her name is Ruby.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:40 AM
Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo

Kylie Ireland?

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:40 AM
He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.

I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo

luv
06-12-2006, 01:45 AM
I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo
Hell if I know, I'm drunk. I just like the way you think.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:45 AM
Wll somebody PLEASE tell me who that smoking hot brunette in the bra and panties is? PLEASE!?!

Moooo

I believe her name is Kerry Emerson or something like that.......I have a bunch of pics of her.

Moooo
06-12-2006, 01:53 AM
I believe her name is Kerry Emerson or something like that.......I have a bunch of pics of her.

I think I found her. Good to see she has no shame in showing those puppies.

Moooo

rad
06-12-2006, 01:54 AM
Her name is Ruby.
Found her

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:54 AM
I have some pictures of her, but I can't post them on this board. I'll just say she doesn't shave like most pornstars do...

Mecca
06-12-2006, 01:56 AM
Found her

I've never in my life seen this woman before........post a link or something so I can look at more pics.

rad
06-12-2006, 01:58 AM
http://www.adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/starpgs/Ruby.htm

rad
06-12-2006, 02:00 AM
Here's another
http://www.3porndvds.com/pornstars/pornstar-ruby.html

rad
06-12-2006, 02:02 AM
Hey luv, who's your favorite pornstar?

luv
06-12-2006, 02:03 AM
Hey luv, who's your favorite pornstar?
I don't normally watch porn, so I wouldn't know.

Mecca
06-12-2006, 02:04 AM
Have you seen what she looks like lately......Ruby Jewel look at this link on freeones.com http://www.freeones.com/html/r_links/Ruby_Jewel/