View Full Version : Robin Williams - The Perfect Plan.

06-12-2006, 12:47 PM
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs,
past & present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere"

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
regardless of whom or where they are.
They're illegal!!!

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5! ) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil.
If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of
me?' "

06-12-2006, 01:09 PM
Do you really think this is Robin Williams?

go bo
06-12-2006, 01:37 PM
do you really think he's serious?

look at point number one in the plan and ask yourself if anybody, even nancy pelosi, would espouse that?

06-12-2006, 02:32 PM
Do you really think this is Robin Williams?

I don't know I got it in an e-mail from a friend. This is the picture that came with it. The t-shirt is supposed to say I love New York in Arabic.

06-12-2006, 02:35 PM
How would graphic designer Milton Glaser feel about his Heart NY design being infringed on like that. Sounds more like it could be the "Perfect Storm" not the "Perfect Plan."

*sarcasm off* ROFL

06-12-2006, 02:46 PM
Apparently it's not true. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Sorry bout that.

06-12-2006, 06:05 PM
The T-Shirt kicks ass...