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'Hamas' Jenkins
06-14-2006, 01:24 PM
I went out and played 9 earlier this morning. I sprayed the ball all over the place, but my short game was fairly solid. With that being said, it was one of the most bizarre rounds I've ever had. I shot a 42 with a quad....and 11 total putts. This is coming from a person who once hit 7/9 greens and shot a 46. Nevertheless, it was a head-scratcher.

Fish
06-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Were you just randomly thinking we would want to know the results of your game?

Dartgod
06-14-2006, 01:33 PM
Was the quad on the Windmill hole or the Clown hole?

CosmicPal
06-14-2006, 01:37 PM
Were you dressed like this?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/golfknicker-com_1899_965197

Donger
06-14-2006, 01:39 PM
Color me disappointed.

I come here expecting to read about a sticky foursome, and it's about golf?

munkey
06-14-2006, 01:48 PM
That's just golf...

Hit like crap and score well OR hit the ball well and score like crap..

BWillie
06-14-2006, 02:14 PM
I went out and played 9 earlier this morning. I sprayed the ball all over the place, but my short game was fairly solid. With that being said, it was one of the most bizarre rounds I've ever had. I shot a 42 with a quad....and 11 total putts. This is coming from a person who once hit 7/9 greens and shot a 46. Nevertheless, it was a head-scratcher.

11 putts huH? That is about my record. Nice work with the short stick. Don't feel so bad, I've hit 17/18 greens before and shot 80. That's enough to piss a guy off.

munkey
06-14-2006, 02:32 PM
I've hit 17/18 greens before and shot 80. That's enough to piss a guy off.

Oooouuuch!!!

KC_John
06-14-2006, 05:29 PM
I have no idea what any of this means. Whens pre-season start!?

bogie
06-14-2006, 06:48 PM
11 putts huH? That is about my record. Nice work with the short stick. Don't feel so bad, I've hit 17/18 greens before and shot 80. That's enough to piss a guy off.

You get pissed after shooting 80? Sheeesh!

SPchief
06-14-2006, 06:51 PM
Whoa, what kinda freaky girls are you doing that involves 9 holes?

BWillie
06-14-2006, 07:01 PM
Were you dressed like this?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/golfknicker-com_1899_965197

If I saw myself dressed like that I'd have to kick my own ass.

Discuss Thrower
06-14-2006, 07:18 PM
My best ever was a 44. I was even for the first three holes, then double-bogeyed, then bogeyed out. And that was my last highschool match evar, and I'm a senior now.

Cochise
06-14-2006, 07:22 PM
I've hit 17/18 greens before and shot 80.

BWillie
06-14-2006, 08:17 PM
Did you play college golf? Did you qualify for all 4 state tournaments when you were 17? Have you ever shot in the 60's before? Shove it.

I'm not even good at golf, I used to be a 3-4 handicap when I stopped playing...probably a 7 now. I played at a shitty NAIA school. I'm sure there are A TON of golfers on here better than I. I was simply illustrating the point of how bad putting can ruin rounds, and that good putting can make you score like no tomorrow. The worst instance was when my friend Chase hit all 18 greens, shot 82 with 46 putts. He broke his putter in half on 16 and then two putted the final greens. Figures.

I am sorry I made you feel inadequate. Carry on.

SPchief
06-14-2006, 08:23 PM
wow two guys over the internet trying to figure out whos dick is larger.

Cochise
06-14-2006, 08:27 PM
Did you play college golf? Did you qualify for all 4 state tournaments when you were 17? Have you ever shot in the 60's before? Shove it.

I'm not even good at golf, I used to be a 3-4 handicap when I stopped playing...probably a 7 now. I played at a shitty NAIA school. I'm sure there are A TON of golfers on here better than I. I was simply illustrating the point of how bad putting can ruin rounds, and that good putting can make you score like no tomorrow. The worst instance was when my friend Chase hit all 18 greens, shot 82 with 46 putts. He broke his putter in half on 16 and then two putted the final greens. Figures.

I am sorry I made you feel inadequate. Carry on.

ROFL chill man, just kidding. Teh interweb is not serious business.

BWillie
06-14-2006, 08:38 PM
wow two guys over the internet trying to figure out whos dick is larger.

Haha. Yeah, my foreskin is used as the tarp at Yankee Stadium. :p

SPchief
06-14-2006, 08:51 PM
Haha. Yeah, my foreskin is used as the tarp at Yankee Stadium. :p


You can put your tounge back in your mouth. I'm not into teh ghey sechs. NTTATWWT

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-14-2006, 09:20 PM
Anyway, I thought that it was a very peculiar round, so I thought I'd make mention of it.