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luv
06-15-2006, 01:29 PM
.....and, as usual, I have to park halfway across the parking lot from where my building is located. It's about 12:30AM. I'm walking by, and I notice the sound of a car being on. I glance as I walk by and notice that there's a couple making out in it. I think to myself, "I guess they couldn't wait till they got inside."

Well, I forgot something at work, and didn't relize it until about 1:15AM. On my way back out to my car, I decide to see if the couple is still making out. I don't hear the car running, but I notice that the windows are all fogged over.

I ended up having to park in the same spot whenever I got back home at about 1:45AM. As I'm walking back to my building, I hear the same car running again. I glance over to see that the front window is also cracked (I guess they got too hot). I noticed that the chick is fully naked on top of the dude in the driver's seat with it leaned back. I'm thinking to myself after I pass the car, "I wonder if they live here, or if they're just borrowing our parking lot? Man, that's gotta be uncomfortable. They could have at least used the back seat."

Just goes to show you never know what you might see and when.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:32 PM
They were eating toasted Subway sammiches.

DaKCMan AP
06-15-2006, 01:32 PM
this thread is useless w/o pics

luv
06-15-2006, 01:33 PM
They were eating toasted Subway sammiches.
I think he might have been thinking more along the lines of Arby's roast beef.

Predarat
06-15-2006, 01:33 PM
You have some horny people that live in your apt complex. If I ever move to Springfield, i'm moving there!

luv
06-15-2006, 01:34 PM
this thread is useless w/o pics
Damn it, I had my phone on me, too. I think it would have been a little weird stopping to take pictures...lol.

BWillie
06-15-2006, 01:34 PM
Probably high schoolers. It's hard to hide the salami when your parents are in the other room watchin' Leno.

Fruit Ninja
06-15-2006, 01:34 PM
When i was younger and my best friend lived with my mom sisters and me. Heused to have sex in his car all the timei n the front with his girlfriend.lol

Ithappens alot more then peeps would think.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:35 PM
If the gremlin's rockin' don't come knockin'.

luv
06-15-2006, 01:35 PM
Probably high schoolers. It's hard to hide the salami when your parents are in the other room watchin' Leno.
You'd think they'd find a vacant lot somewhere.

BWillie
06-15-2006, 01:36 PM
When i was younger and my best friend lived with my mom sisters and me. Heused to have sex in his car all the timei n the front with his girlfriend.lol

Ithappens alot more then peeps would think.

HAHA You said PEEPS.

Count Alex's Losses
06-15-2006, 01:36 PM
They were eating toasted Subway sammiches.

That explains why she was so interested. Don't lie, luv...you went to Subway to get yourself a 24-incher on your "trip back to the office."

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:37 PM
That explains why she was so interested. Don't lie, lub...you went to Subway to get yourself a 24-incher on your "trip back to the office."Yeah, because Subway's the world over are open at 1:30 am.

BWillie
06-15-2006, 01:37 PM
You'd think they'd find a vacant lot somewhere.

I would of brought a box of popcorn with me and watched. When the dude looked up, give him the thumbs up signal. The guy obviously knows what he's doin. I commend him on a job well done.

luv
06-15-2006, 01:37 PM
When i was younger and my best friend lived with my mom sisters and me. Heused to have sex in his car all the timei n the front with his girlfriend.lol

Ithappens alot more then peeps would think.
But at an apartment complex? With tons of people living there, coming and going at all hours of the day and night? I mean, they were parked alongside the pool! At least find a secluded corner of the lot.

Mr. Laz
06-15-2006, 01:37 PM
Damn it, I had my phone on me, too. I think it would have been a little weird stopping to take pictures...lol.

if they are going at in the parking lot like that i doubt they'd care.



next time ... get to snappin' :D

luv
06-15-2006, 01:38 PM
That explains why she was so interested. Don't lie, luv...you went to Subway to get yourself a 24-incher on your "trip back to the office."
Fatass.

Count Alex's Losses
06-15-2006, 01:39 PM
Yeah, because Subway's the world over are open at 1:30 am.

That's true. But she did have her phone. Pizza hut is open late.

DaKCMan AP
06-15-2006, 01:39 PM
But at an apartment complex? With tons of people living there, coming and going at all hours of the day and night? I mean, they were parked alongside the pool! At least find a secluded corner of the lot.

im surprised they didn't go and do it IN the pool

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:39 PM
But at an apartment complex? With tons of people living there, coming and going at all hours of the day and night? Coming and going.

Hah.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:40 PM
That's true. But she did have her phone. Pizza hut is open late.Pizza Hut's not open that late in KC; I doubt it's open where she is.

Thank god it's not, I'd be even fatter.

StcChief
06-15-2006, 01:41 PM
im surprised they didn't go and do it IN the pool
What he said...

CoMoChief
06-15-2006, 01:41 PM
There have been times where we (me and the gf) had to pull over somewhere secluded and do the giggity. Sometimes you just cant wait.

CoMoChief
06-15-2006, 01:42 PM
Coming and going.

Hah.


Ohhhhhhhhhh hah I get it now :p

Count Alex's Losses
06-15-2006, 01:46 PM
Sometimes you just cant wait.

That's luv's philosphy when it comes fast food.

Mr. Laz
06-15-2006, 01:53 PM
There have been times where we (me and the gf) had to pull over somewhere secluded and do the giggity. Sometimes you just cant wait.
it's true ... girlfriencd and i were on a road trip of sort. Going back to KC for a wedding.

we ended up on the side of the highway midday, on the hood of my car doing the hibbity-bibbity.


just happens sometimes :shrug:

Rain Man
06-15-2006, 01:54 PM
To better understand and appreciate this story, I need more details about the woman's breasts and genitals.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:57 PM
That's luv's philosphy when it comes fast food.Mine, too, I'm afraid to say.

I don't recall you looking like you've allayed too many impulses, come to think of it.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 02:00 PM
To better understand and appreciate this story, I need more details about the woman's breasts and genitals.The breasts were like wilted crabapples and her labia hung low and tired-looking out of a forest of tangled hair.

That what you were looking for?

Rain Man
06-15-2006, 02:01 PM
The breasts were like wilted crabapples and her labia hung low and tired-looking out of a forest of tangled hair.

That what you were looking for?

What color were her areolae?

ROYC75
06-15-2006, 02:04 PM
Oh give it up luv, ya know it was setup by you, Sex Education, class 101.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 02:05 PM
What color were her areolae?(S)he didn't have any. After the rest of the sex-reassignment surgery, (s)he couldn't afford that final addition.

luv
06-15-2006, 02:05 PM
Oh give it up luv, ya know it was setup by you, Sex Education, class 101.
I've already learned, from experience, that sex in the front seat of a car is very uncomfortable.

Rain Man
06-15-2006, 02:06 PM
(S)he didn't have any. After the rest of the sex-reassignment surgery, (s)he couldn't afford that final addition.

Thank you. Having this information is quite helpful. Now it's off to the "Girls of the World Cup" thread.

Gonzo
06-15-2006, 02:08 PM
this thread is useless w/o pics
:drool:

58-4ever
06-15-2006, 02:09 PM
Yeah, because Subway's the world over are open at 1:30 am.

Actually, there's a 24 hour Subway right by my house.

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 02:13 PM
Actually, there's a 24 hour Subway right by my house.That would be the end of me.

sedated
06-15-2006, 03:44 PM
I've already learned, from experience, that sex in the front seat of a car is very uncomfortable.

depends on what position you are in :hump:

RP_McMurphy
06-15-2006, 04:21 PM
Heck I have been deployed to the Western Pacific for 4 months........no loving feeling. No I aint doing no Asian women..........not my thing.

DaneMcCloud
06-15-2006, 04:26 PM
Heck I have been deployed to the Western Pacific for 4 months........no loving feeling. No I aint doing no Asian women..........not my thing.

You are missing out my friend...

RedNFeisty
06-15-2006, 04:49 PM
You are missing out my friend...

Ditto

RedNFeisty
06-15-2006, 04:51 PM
Maybe they are exhibitionists?








What other reason would there be to take a trip and drive vs. flying if you are not going to bang along the way!?!??

ChiTown
06-15-2006, 05:01 PM
You are missing out my friend...

Agreed. There's no poontang like Asian poontang. Good to the last drop..........

ROYC75
06-15-2006, 05:18 PM
Asian never seem to know when they have gotten enough ......... they keep going and going and going.........

Chiefs Minor Satellite
06-15-2006, 05:23 PM
Asian never seem to know when they have gotten enough ......... they keep going and going and going.........

and I thought the energizer bunny was an American!!

Count Alex's Losses
06-15-2006, 05:49 PM
Looks like ChiefsPlanet has become sentient...