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pr_capone
06-15-2006, 04:06 PM
We all have to pitch in so we can save his mansion!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

http://www.getdshirts.com/

I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.

During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled.

Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed.

I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went.

Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled.

This avoidance goes on and on for some time until...

"You got Served"

That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this...

"Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!"

One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened.
Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman.

At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen.

1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense.

2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house.

I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House!

1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house.

2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "**** Giraldo".

First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House!

Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE!

~ Dustin Diamond

RockChalk
06-15-2006, 04:12 PM
This has got to be a joke. Saved by the Bell went on forever, if he doesn't have any $$$ left, he deserves all the sh*t he's getting and then some.

TinyEvel
06-15-2006, 04:14 PM
Serves him right.
He's a punk.
Didn't he punch-out HorseShack on celebrity boxing?

I mean, That douchebag loan guy seems like a class act, too, but DANG!

RedNFeisty
06-15-2006, 04:16 PM
Someone needs to run snopes on this, a mortgage company is not going to do that to a person unless they have a balloon payment.

RockChalk
06-15-2006, 04:18 PM
If it smells like BS, it probably is BS

Bootlegged
06-15-2006, 04:27 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond


Apparently true. Also disturbing - he claims to have a 10" cock.

Jenson71
06-15-2006, 04:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond


Apparently true. Also disturbing - he claims to have a 10" cock.

Anyone can write that stuff.

Baby Lee
06-15-2006, 04:43 PM
Anyone can write that stuff.
Didn't read the wiki site, but he was on Howard yesterday bemoaning his loan situation and his beercancock.

RedNFeisty
06-15-2006, 04:44 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond


Apparently true. Also disturbing - he claims to have a 10" cock.

The poor guy needs something in his favor, it sure the hell isn't his looks.

sedated
06-15-2006, 04:45 PM
Also disturbing - he claims to have a 10" cock.

anyone can brag about something that's never been seen before

Bootlegged
06-15-2006, 04:47 PM
anyone can brag about something that's never been seen before


Horshack saw it when Screech fu'd him up.

RockChalk
06-15-2006, 04:52 PM
The guy had to have made some money during his Saved By The Bell days...how could he have pissed it all away? And why would it be our concern to help save his house? Plenty of people default on their loans every day

pr_capone
06-15-2006, 04:56 PM
The guy had to have made some money during his Saved By The Bell days...how could he have pissed it all away?

IIRC.... His dad invested the money poorly and spent alot of it on bullshit for himself.

BigRock
06-15-2006, 04:57 PM
he claims to have a 10" cock.
If this doesn't get Lisa Turtle to bang him, nothing will.

ChiTown
06-15-2006, 05:00 PM
Didn't read the wiki site, but he was on Howard yesterday bemoaning his loan situation and his beercancock.

lol

That reminds me when I was in college. We had a guy that was a roommate that we called Fallstaff. He'd whip that thing out at parties to see which girls shrieked and which girls would moan. He took the moaners home..........

Chiefs Minor Satellite
06-15-2006, 05:29 PM
Not in Snopes.

I'd still call BS until there is some credible evidence of the story.

My guess is that the following website is behind the scam.

http://www.dustindiamond.com/

AND WELCOME TO "http://www.dustindiamond.com/" MY HOMEPAGE ON THE INTERNET!!!

I'M FAMOUS ACTOR "DUSTIN DIMAOND" you have PROBLABY SEEN ME ON TV

Disclaimer at the bottom of the page:
This site is in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond

pr_capone
06-15-2006, 05:49 PM
Not in Snopes.

I'd still call BS until there is some credible evidence of the story.

http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1150182000

He went on Stern and publicly stated that he was in this mess and that the site belonged to him.

If he is defrauding people... he is royally fux0rd.

alnorth
06-15-2006, 05:53 PM
It's real, he appeared on Stern, he's got Jeff Foxworthy lending his voice and support to the cause, there are numerous stories in local and national newspapers, and the foreclosure order is a matter of public record.

As for the house, its not a "mansion", it looks like an ordinary unremarkable 2-story home.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/jun06/screech061806.jpg

Halfcan
06-15-2006, 06:38 PM
What a dumbazz, I would not even give him a kick in nuts for free.

DJay23
06-15-2006, 06:48 PM
If he's really so well endowed, he'd act in porn and make enough money to take of his damn self.

QuikSsurfer
06-15-2006, 06:55 PM
If this doesn't get Lisa Turtle to bang him, nothing will.
ROFL ROFL

Fish
06-15-2006, 07:17 PM
Ehhh... piss off Screech...

Whipping out the celebrity card every other paragraph and whining wanting money..... f*ck you bub... this happens to people a hell of a lot worse off than you.. often times families..... and I'm supposed to buy your shirt cause you got taken by a douche realtor?

Whine elsewhere thanks.............

Frazod
06-15-2006, 08:18 PM
Perhaps he can move in with Asia Carrera. :D

Hydrae
06-15-2006, 09:28 PM
I just want to know why, after several years in Wisconsin his credit is STILL so bad he can't get a mortgage. My credit sucks but I was able to buy a home. :shrug:

KChiefs1
06-15-2006, 09:49 PM
Maybe Dustin Diamond is Bigfoot?

What's that old saying big feet....

Bob Dole
06-15-2006, 09:50 PM
I just want to know why, after several years in Wisconsin his credit is STILL so bad he can't get a mortgage. My credit sucks but I was able to buy a home. :shrug:

Because he's an irresponsible dipshit?

dr00d
06-15-2006, 09:51 PM
He is on the road doing standup all the time for 3 people per show, why does he need a house?

Ebolapox
06-15-2006, 09:55 PM
hmmm... this sounds a bit like paulie shore's cry for hope by faking his own death... heh

4th and Long
06-15-2006, 10:00 PM
Not in Snopes.

I'd still call BS until there is some credible evidence of the story.

My guess is that the following website is behind the scam.

http://www.dustindiamond.com/

AND WELCOME TO "http://www.dustindiamond.com/" MY HOMEPAGE ON THE INTERNET!!!

I'M FAMOUS ACTOR "DUSTIN DIMAOND" you have PROBLABY SEEN ME ON TV

Disclaimer at the bottom of the page:
This site is in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond
It was just on the news here in Kansas City.

RockChalk
06-15-2006, 10:06 PM
anybody that donates to this douche should be shot