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Logical
06-16-2006, 12:18 AM
It is not enough to name the song, you need to present the altered words. After I get 10 quality nominations I will create a poll for the winner to be selected.

A little offseason fun to ease the sting of the loss of our after TD chant.

Guru
06-16-2006, 12:21 AM
Will ya submit it to the Chiefs front office too? Oh, wait, they don't care about the fans.

cdcox
06-16-2006, 12:22 AM
Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!) -- Gary Glitter

cdcox
06-16-2006, 12:24 AM
Hail to the Chief(s)

Guru
06-16-2006, 12:24 AM
Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!) -- Gary Glitter


I wanna touch you - Def Leppard. ROFL

Ok back to the regularly scheduled program.

cdcox
06-16-2006, 12:29 AM
Strangle Hold - Ted Nugent

Logical
06-16-2006, 12:32 AM
Hail to the Chief(s)These are starts but we need some lyrics if you want to be put into nomination. I kind of think this one might offend some midwestern sensibilities though. ;)

Nzoner
06-16-2006, 01:06 AM
this may need a little revision but it's the best I got at 2a.m.

To the tune of TNT


See us plow into the endzone
On your colored tv screen
Out for all that we can get
If ya know what we mean

Cuz we're the

(crowd chants)

K C CHIEFS

we're dynamite

K C Chiefs

and we win the fight

K C Chiefs

we're a power load

K C Chiefs

watch us explode!!


K C CHIEFS...OIYT OIYT OIYT

K C CHIEFS...OIYT OIYT OIYT

Logical
06-16-2006, 01:10 AM
this may need a little revision but it's the best I got at 2a.m.

To the tune of TNT


See us plow into the endzone
On your colored tv screen
Out for all that we can get
If ya know what we mean

Cuz we're the

(crowd chants)

K C CHIEFS

we're dynamite

K C Chiefs

and we win the fight

K C Chiefs

we're a power load

K C Chiefs

watch us explode!!


K C CHIEFS...OIYT OIYT OIYT

K C CHIEFS...OIYT OIYT OIYT

Not bad, might take a whle for the crowd to catch on.

cdcox
06-16-2006, 01:18 AM
Strangle Hold - Ted Nugent

The Chiefs scored again now baby
You're our bitch it heat
You’re livin’ in hell now baby
And we’re watching from our seats

This day will seem so long
Your fear is here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get out of the way

INSERT OPPONENTS NAME HERE are our bitch now baby
We’re not messin’ around
You’re in our house now baby
We’ll run you out of town

You’ll remember the night that you left here
Like a punch in the face
Got you in a stranglehold now baby
We’re gonna make you pay

Logical
06-16-2006, 01:40 AM
The Chiefs scored again now baby
You're our bitch it heat
You’re livin’ in hell now baby
And we’re watching from our seats

This day will seem so long
Your fear is here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get out of the way

INSERT OPPONENTS NAME HERE are our bitch now baby
We’re not messin’ around
You’re in our house now baby
We’ll run you out of town

You’ll remember the night that you left here
Like a punch in the face
Got you in a stranglehold now baby
We’re gonna make you pay

I really like this one. I can really imagine the crowd maxing out with

Broncos are our bitch now baby

KCChiefsMan
06-16-2006, 01:56 AM
Who let the dogs out....

just kidding

Rausch
06-16-2006, 02:09 AM
Who let the dogs out....

just kidding

I read your posts and my heart aches for humanity...

KCChiefsMan
06-16-2006, 02:23 AM
I know this would never be allowed, but I think "Killing in the name of" by Rage against the Machine would be cool


"F* you, I won't do what tell me..."

KCChiefsMan
06-16-2006, 02:24 AM
I read your posts and my heart aches for humanity...


please, believe it or not, I'm one of the good ones...at least in my eyes

Rausch
06-16-2006, 02:28 AM
please, believe it or not, I'm one of the good ones...at least in my eyes

Understand that I just might be prone to exaggeration...

mcan
06-16-2006, 04:43 AM
What's cool about the chant in the first place is that it's actually pretty intimidating when an opposing player first walks into Arrowhead.

--They hear "home of the CHIEFS" and think, "Holy sh!t, these guys are ready to get down."

--Then the stadium gets loud...

--Then when Larry or Priest scamper past the pileon, they get the typical stadium music...

--BUT WAIT! Here's 80,000 people threatening to kick their ass! And no matter how many steroids you take, you aren't going to survive a beatdown from 80,000 people.

It's effective because "Rock and Roll part 2" by itself is inert. It doesn't have any lyrics of it's own. It's just a series of notes that provide a background for a crowd of ravenous fans to threaten 52 guys with physical violence... That's what we need. A nice little melody that, by itself isn't very intimidating. But we scream bloody murder over the top of it...


So, I recommend: The theme from 2001: A Space Oddysee.

Baaaa... BAAAAA.... BAAAAAA BAAAAA DAAAA!!!!!
during the timpani drums the crowd chants:
--------You better be ready for us BITCH! We saw the team bus on the way in, and we know when you're gonna get back on that bus, and believe us... You don't want to be on it BITCH! Yeah, that's right. We're gonna straight KILL your ass! And you know what, we think it's FUN. In fact, my friend Joe and I have this game to see how many times we can hack at your quivering body with a machete before we blink. Good times for us; bad times for you BITCH! You're clearly gonna lose this game, and later, you will most certainly lose your life, BITCH!

Then we kick the extra point... And again...
Baaaa... BAAAAA.... BAAAAAA BAAAAA DAAAA!!!!!
this time the crowd chants:
--------Hey, you remember earlier when we were talking about hacking you up with a machete? Well we were just kidding. Really, it's all about sportsmanship and the spirit of competition... It's not like we're sharpening and polishing our blades right now... (Hey man put that down). Seriously, you should feel totally comfortable going to the bus after the game without any armed personal escorts or anything. My buddy just wants you to sign this knife! Really, and since you're such a busy, high profile, athlete, BITCH (what? sorry); he has to run up to you real fast and shove that knife right into your sternum. I'm sure by now you realize that we really WEREN'T kidding about your murder. YOU YOU YOU!

Aries Walker
06-16-2006, 07:00 AM
I nominate Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills".

Run to the hills
Run for your life . . .

(Repeat)

BigChiefFan
06-16-2006, 07:01 AM
Metallica's Orion.

Count Zarth
06-16-2006, 07:07 AM
The opening seconds of Running with the Devil by Van Halen.

OnTheWarpath58
06-16-2006, 07:16 AM
Mama said knock you out......LLCoolJ



























Just kiddin.........

Can't you hear me Knockin' by the Stones would be good when we got in the red zone.........

Kiddin' again.

OmahaChief
06-16-2006, 07:23 AM
What if for each player that scored they had their own song, kind of like when batters come to the plate in Baseball....

I have one for the pissed over LJ....

Move B*tch get out the way

ROYC75
06-16-2006, 07:37 AM
Celebration .............

OnTheWarpath58
06-16-2006, 07:39 AM
Celebration .............


:shake:

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 07:59 AM
Here's my entry for the Chiefs fight song, sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee".

1st Verse

I'm rooting for the Chiefs
Here at home in my briefs
Oh dammit Carl

Land of the offense pride
Land where the defense died
Chester McGlockton was offside
Oh dammit Carl

2nd Verse

Our GM's Peterson
Sixteen Years and Countin'
Sit the F*** down

He won a playoff game
Before the glaciers came
Our second round is always lame
Shut the F*** up

FAX
06-16-2006, 08:12 AM
Here's my entry for the Chiefs fight song, sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee".

1st Verse

I'm rooting for the Chiefs
Here at home in my briefs
Oh dammit Carl

Land of the offense pride
Land where the defense died
Chester McGlockton was offside
Oh dammit Carl

2nd Verse

Our GM's Peterson
Sixteen Years and Countin'
Sit the F*** down

He won a playoff game
Before the glaciers came
Our second round is always lame
Shut the F*** up

Awesome, Mr. Rain Man. Simply awesome.

I want to join in this contest, but I have a deadline. Perhaps later.

Great job, here, Mr. Rain Man.

FAX

Nzoner
06-16-2006, 08:15 AM
Not bad, might take a whle for the crowd to catch on.

70,000 + doing the OIYT would rock.

SNR
06-16-2006, 08:19 AM
This doesn't have to do with the Chiefs, but I think the 49ers should play "It's Raining Men"

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 08:42 AM
What's cool about the chant in the first place is that it's actually pretty intimidating when an opposing player first walks into Arrowhead.

--They hear "home of the CHIEFS" and think, "Holy sh!t, these guys are ready to get down."

--Then the stadium gets loud...

--Then when Larry or Priest scamper past the pileon, they get the typical stadium music...

--BUT WAIT! Here's 80,000 people threatening to kick their ass! And no matter how many steroids you take, you aren't going to survive a beatdown from 80,000 people.

It's effective because "Rock and Roll part 2" by itself is inert. It doesn't have any lyrics of it's own. It's just a series of notes that provide a background for a crowd of ravenous fans to threaten 52 guys with physical violence... That's what we need. A nice little melody that, by itself isn't very intimidating. But we scream bloody murder over the top of it...


So, I recommend: The theme from 2001: A Space Oddysee.

Baaaa... BAAAAA.... BAAAAAA BAAAAA DAAAA!!!!!
during the timpani drums the crowd chants:
--------You better be ready for us BITCH! We saw the team bus on the way in, and we know when you're gonna get back on that bus, and believe us... You don't want to be on it BITCH! Yeah, that's right. We're gonna straight KILL your ass! And you know what, we think it's FUN. In fact, my friend Joe and I have this game to see how many times we can hack at your quivering body with a machete before we blink. Good times for us; bad times for you BITCH! You're clearly gonna lose this game, and later, you will most certainly lose your life, BITCH!

Then we kick the extra point... And again...
Baaaa... BAAAAA.... BAAAAAA BAAAAA DAAAA!!!!!
this time the crowd chants:
--------Hey, you remember earlier when we were talking about hacking you up with a machete? Well we were just kidding. Really, it's all about sportsmanship and the spirit of competition... It's not like we're sharpening and polishing our blades right now... (Hey man put that down). Seriously, you should feel totally comfortable going to the bus after the game without any armed personal escorts or anything. My buddy just wants you to sign this knife! Really, and since you're such a busy, high profile, athlete, BITCH (what? sorry); he has to run up to you real fast and shove that knife right into your sternum. I'm sure by now you realize that we really WEREN'T kidding about your murder. YOU YOU YOU!

Will they hand out some cards the first few times to help people remember the lyrics?

Moooo
06-16-2006, 08:52 AM
I don't know if it would be the best after TD song, but I wanna hear, "Fight Fire With Fire" by Metallica.

They do it in hockey...

Moooo

ROYC75
06-16-2006, 09:15 AM
Here's my entry for the Chiefs fight song, sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee".

1st Verse

I'm rooting for the Chiefs
Here at home in my briefs
Oh dammit Carl

Land of the offense pride
Land where the defense died
Chester McGlockton was offside
Oh dammit Carl

2nd Verse

Our GM's Peterson
Sixteen Years and Countin'
Sit the F*** down

He won a playoff game
Before the glaciers came
Our second round is always lame
Shut the F*** up

Bravo bravo......... rep.

TinyEvel
06-16-2006, 12:39 PM
Will they hand out some cards the first few times to help people remember the lyrics?




They can print it on all the beer cups :p

TinyEvel
06-16-2006, 12:41 PM
How about that old Falco song...


Don't turn around

Woh Ah oh

We just scored a touchdown

Woh ah OH!

(sorry, I'm a sucker for 80's music)

Clint in Wichita
06-16-2006, 12:51 PM
Please no 70s rock or 80s hair bands.


How about "Mouth for War" by Pantera?

TinyEvel
06-16-2006, 01:26 PM
(hip-hop haters take a seat for a minute)

How about "Chief Rocka" By Lords of the Underground?

Check out this Lyric clip. It could be LJ's personal Theme song:

But they don't understand, I'm the motherf**kin man
I amaze and astound, rhythm up and down
Smack a group of them around, let them know who wears the crown
Who's-the-tip-of-the-top, the-cream-of-the-crop, the-best-under-the-sun?
I'm the Lord Chief Rocka, number one, Mr. Funke, uhh

The Lord Chief Rocka, number one Chief Rocka' 4X*

Saulbadguy
06-16-2006, 01:27 PM
Some rap song that all the old farts will despise and bitch about.

cdcox
06-16-2006, 02:20 PM
Some rap song that all the old farts will despise and bitch about.

I despise rap. They should pick something that everyone can relate to instead of some gangsta music. Any thing but rap.

FAX
06-16-2006, 02:35 PM
Kill, kill, kill the back
Running up the gut.
Warily, warily, warily, warily
Hit him in the nuts.

Throw, throw, throw the ball
40 yards or more!
Airily, airily, airily, airily
Eddie likes to score.

Run, run, run the rock
Each and every day!
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily
Give it to LJ.

FAX

Nzoner
06-16-2006, 03:18 PM
Kill, kill, kill the back
Running up the gut.
Warily, warily, warily, warily
Hit him in the nuts.

Throw, throw, throw the ball
40 yards or more!
Airily, airily, airily, airily
Eddie likes to score.

Run, run, run the rock
Each and every day!
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily
Give it to LJ.

FAX

So much for my contribution,good job Mr FAX

tyton75
06-16-2006, 03:22 PM
I'll say it in this thread too... Thunderstruck would be awesome to kickoff too

and everytime we score.. if you queue it up to "you've been..... Thunderstruck" I would like that

tyton75
06-16-2006, 03:25 PM
another option if you just want like "theme music"

Goldberg's Theme from WCW would be cool

or maybe even "Ride of the Vakyries" by Wagner

Braincase
06-16-2006, 03:29 PM
When the opposing team enters the stadium, why not play "Dance of the Sugarplum Faeries"?

Count Zarth
06-16-2006, 03:31 PM
When the opposing team enters the stadium, why not play "Dance of the Sugarplum Faeries"?

ROFL

FAX
06-16-2006, 03:31 PM
When the opposing team enters the stadium, why not play "Dance of the Sugarplum Faeries"?

ROFL

That would be excellent, Mr. Braincase.

FAX

Carlota69
06-16-2006, 03:37 PM
I have a couple of ideas--

1) Pantera "Walk"...The song goes "Re-Spect! What did you say? Re-Spect!" and it has a great driving beat

2) After the opossing team loses yardage--The beginning of Godsmack's "Bad Religion"--It has a couple of beats then screams "Get back"

3) Metallica's "Dont tread On me"

Bob Dole
06-16-2006, 03:45 PM
I know this would never be allowed, but I think "Killing in the name of" by Rage against the Machine would be cool


"F* you, I won't do what tell me..."

And then after the extra point, play Rock and Roll Part II.

Carlota69
06-16-2006, 03:49 PM
And then after the extra point, play Rock and Roll Part II.

Or just before they kick off to the other team they could play
Rage Against the Machine--'Know your enemy" as a little tip to our defense.

Tribal Warfare
06-16-2006, 03:50 PM
Another Thing Comin

Judas Priest

AustinChief
06-16-2006, 04:21 PM
I liek the idea of taking a song without existing lyrics and adding our own. What great instrumental songs are there?

All I can think of off the top of my head is Frankenstein by Edgar Winter

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 04:25 PM
I liek the idea of taking a song without existing lyrics and adding our own. What great instrumental songs are there?

All I can think of off the top of my head is Frankenstein by Edgar Winter

Tequila, or maybe Wipeout.

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 04:25 PM
Oh. How about the theme to Hawaii Five-O.

Logical
06-16-2006, 09:22 PM
I like AustinChiefs idea of an instrumental that a line or a couple of lines can be added to at the very end. However it requires people to imbed the music and then put down the line that would go with it to get the concept.

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 09:41 PM
Oh. How about the theme to Hawaii Five-O.


Okay, here goes.


I want to see the Chiefs scorrrrrrrrre
I want to see them winnnnnn
I want to see the Chiefs score
I want to see them winnnnnnn
If
we score we will take home a win
If
we score we will take home a win
And that's a good thing
To pick up a winnnn

(Crowd, in unison)

BOOK 'EM, HERMO!

CanadaKC
06-16-2006, 09:51 PM
Something 80's from "Dead or Alive", "Bronski Beat", or "Spandau Ballet"

:hmmm:

Logical
06-16-2006, 10:19 PM
Okay, here goes.


I want to see the Chiefs scorrrrrrrrre
I want to see them winnnnnn
I want to see the Chiefs score
I want to see them winnnnnnn
If
we score we will take home a win
If
we score we will take home a win
And that's a good thing
To pick up a winnnn

(Crowd, in unison)

BOOK 'EM, HERMO!Maybe you should stick to polls.

TinyEvel
06-17-2006, 12:31 AM
(Ghey post of the day)

How about rewirting the Lyrics to Journey/Steve Perry "Oh Sherry"

Make it "Oh Larry"


something like this:

(chorus)

Oh, Larry!
That Run, So Long!
Sooo Long!

Oh Larry,
That ru-uuun
So long! So-long!

chappy
06-17-2006, 01:19 AM
how about just keeping the song we have what is wrong with it?

Logical
06-17-2006, 02:53 AM
how about just keeping the song we have what is wrong with it?I guess you missed the news but the NFL league office banned it from all NFL stadiums.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-17-2006, 07:17 AM
I think Kurt Angle's WWF theme would work well, primarily because the crowd always chants "You suck" during the primary rhythm. Would work well after a touchdown, IMO.

chappy
06-19-2006, 12:08 AM
I guess you missed the news but the NFL league office banned it from all NFL stadiums.

Ah...OK, Nazi's banned songs too you know.

Pitt Gorilla
06-19-2006, 12:14 AM
Got the life-Korn