View Full Version : Chiefs cookbook?

06-16-2006, 08:16 AM
Has anyone ever seen this?


Fire Me Boy!
06-16-2006, 08:17 AM
I have one -- bought it at Borders in Lee's Summit. Not bad, nothing special.

Fire Me Boy!
06-16-2006, 08:17 AM
It's like a million other workplace cookbooks. Hometown cookin' stuff. Only reason to buy is novelty factor, IMO.

06-16-2006, 08:28 AM
Carl soup.

1 franchise.
53 players.
20 million fans.
87 bad draft picks.
1 5 year plan.
120 ripe disappointments.
60 FO hacks.

Place plan in large covered container. Set aside.

Remove defense from franchise. Mix franchise with disappointments, draft picks and coaches. Place fans in very hot oven. Cover fans with mixture until completely submerged. Arrange remaining disappointments in prepared muffin cups. Top with hacks. Serves 70,000.


06-16-2006, 08:32 AM
Why isn't there a Chiefsplanet cookbook?

06-16-2006, 08:33 AM
Why isn't there a Chiefsplanet cookbook?
'Cause we can't even sell out on a small order of hats?

06-16-2006, 08:46 AM
Definitely needs some entree's that feature horse meat.

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 08:55 AM
I've made the "William Bartee Toast" before, and it's pretty good.

06-16-2006, 09:05 AM
How about Eric Hicks' Famous Whine and Cheese?

06-16-2006, 09:09 AM
DV's Party Pass Drops

1 Samie Parker
1 Football

Mix. Serve.


06-16-2006, 09:12 AM
I've made the "William Bartee Toast" before, and it's pretty good.
But did you do it without turning your head?

06-16-2006, 09:22 AM
FWIW, those things are a real pain to put together. The last church wanted to do one, even though I wasn't too hot on the idea. We finally sold enough to pay for the cookbooks. They still had boxes and boxes of them after we left.

What they SHOULD do is put together a tailgate recipie book. That one might really do something.

06-16-2006, 09:22 AM
GRob's Jell-o Gelatin Defense Surprise

-Start by trimming talent around the edges and throwing in garbage. It won't be needed

-Take one secondary and let age for 2-3 seasons. Set aside.

-Add overpriced linebacker free agents to the middle

-Liberally coat over with drafted DL busts and more lard.

-Add the now old, slow, weak secondary and top with washed up free agents

-Present as a steaming pile of shit to a loyal coach

-Enjoy for 3 seasons