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AZORChiefFan
06-16-2006, 03:40 PM
June 20, 21 Shows nightly 8, 10 and 12!!!

Endelt we gotta go to this!

"Hey AZChiefFan whaddya do for your B-day?"

"I saw me some midget boobs!"

Count Alex's Wins
06-16-2006, 03:41 PM
Gross.

Scorp
06-16-2006, 03:46 PM
June 20, 21 Shows nightly 8, 10 and 12!!!

Endelt we gotta go to this!

"Hey AZChiefFan whaddya do for your B-day?"

"I saw me some midget boobs!"


I heard about this last night. They are performing at Christie's right? Fock it is hot out here.

Mr. Laz
06-16-2006, 03:48 PM
i must say that's a new one for me


never seen a midget stripper ROFL

AZORChiefFan
06-16-2006, 03:49 PM
I heard about this last night. They are performing at Christie's right? Fock it is hot out here.
Ad in the New Times has em 'perfoming' at Babes, they may be doing Christies too. :shrug:

FAX
06-16-2006, 03:50 PM
I think it's really nice of you to support them, Mr. AZChiefFan.

I'm sure they appreciate it too, because midget strippers usually have a small circle of friends.

FAX

JBucc
06-16-2006, 03:50 PM
I would **** a midget under the right conditions.

FAX
06-16-2006, 03:52 PM
Gross.

Don't sweat the little things, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAX

AZORChiefFan
06-16-2006, 03:54 PM
I would **** a midget under the right conditions.

as long as she didn't have 'sausage fingers' I would too.

StcChief
06-16-2006, 04:31 PM
as long as she didn't have 'sausage fingers' I would too.

So what if she disporportinate (sp) and has big skinny fingers?

What do think the fingers are gonna be like...Every seen a midget
:shake:

FAX
06-16-2006, 04:42 PM
I always thought that midget strippers were no big deal.

FAX

vailpass
06-16-2006, 04:46 PM
Great Alaskan Bush Company, Highlighters, or Bourbon street Club for me please.

Midgets= :Lin:

AZORChiefFan
06-16-2006, 04:46 PM
So what if she disporportinate (sp) and has big skinny fingers?

What do think the fingers are gonna be like...Every seen a midget
:shake:
I was in a roundabout way referencing "Bad/der Santa" John Ritters character makes the 'sausage finger' observation.

vailpass
06-16-2006, 04:46 PM
I always thought that midget strippers were no big deal.

FAX

ROFL

Mr. Laz
06-16-2006, 05:08 PM
Midgets= :Lin:
what a nice thing to say about one of GOD's creations.

StcChief
06-16-2006, 05:08 PM
I was in a roundabout way referencing "Bad/der Santa" John Ritters character makes the 'sausage finger' observation.

yeah...I remember that now...
ROFL

Rain Man
06-16-2006, 05:22 PM
I have to tell a little story. When I was in high school, I worked at a restaurant as a busboy, and one day this woman came in who was something I had never seen before and have never seen since.

She couldn't have been more than about 4'-6" and was probably a little smaller than that, but she was built like a supermodel. Keep in mind that this was before plastic surgery was around, but she was slender, yet very curvy in all the right places. Great rear end, great breastal area, she had it all. In all seriousness, she had an incredible figure and was gorgeous to boot. She looked to be in her early 20s in age, so don't accuse me of pedophilia.

It was like someone had taken a movie star and shrunk her down to about 2/3rds of normal. Like I said, I have never seen anyone like that before or since.

Adept Havelock
06-16-2006, 05:23 PM
Maybe the midgets can team up with this Mother Daughter stripper pair in FL. Straight out of Jerry Springer.... ROFL

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/06/01/Floridian/Mama_s_girl.shtml?mama

FAX
06-16-2006, 05:28 PM
There once was a stripper named Gidget
Whose fingers were fat little digits.
She grabbed Taco's dong
And said, "Something's wrong.
I thought you said I was the midget."

FAX

vailpass
06-16-2006, 05:33 PM
what a nice thing to say about one of GOD's creations.

Have I offended the Coalition of Un-tall Naughty Thespians?

andoman
06-16-2006, 06:17 PM
In high school I dated a girl that was 4'-9". Her dad was about 5'-2". BTW, she was hot and freaky!

Adept Havelock
06-16-2006, 06:25 PM
In high school I dated a girl that was 4'-9". Her dad was about 5'-2". BTW, she was hot and freaky!

True, the petite ones always seem to be pretty wild. Something about small amounts of nitro comes to mind.

patteeu
06-16-2006, 06:56 PM
There once was a stripper named Gidget
Whose fingers were fat little digits.
She grabbed Taco's dong
And said, "Something's wrong.
I thought you said I was the midget."

FAX

I think there should be a Taco Limerick by FAX in every thread. ROFL

stumppy
06-16-2006, 07:31 PM
There once was a stripper named Gidget
Whose fingers were fat little digits.
She grabbed Taco's dong
And said, "Something's wrong.
I thought you said I was the midget."

FAX


ROFL

just...........ROFLROFL

ENDelt260
06-16-2006, 07:33 PM
I'm pretty sure I've got some free passes laying around...

Frazod
06-16-2006, 07:38 PM
My wife is 5'1". I can see a naked midget any time I want. :evil:

(sure hope she doesn't see this)

AZORChiefFan
06-16-2006, 08:27 PM
I'm pretty sure I've got some free passes laying around...
It's a special attraction or some such nonsense so no passes - $15 American.

sedated
06-16-2006, 08:31 PM
there's a midget that works as host at Le Fou Frog in KC.


but, with the size of that place, it was a smart hire.

If they hire a whole staff of midgets, it might actually be comfortable in there.

ChiefaRoo
06-16-2006, 09:59 PM
I would **** a midget under the right conditions.


Can I use this quote in my sig? ROFL

ChiefFripp
06-17-2006, 09:02 AM
I'd go see that...on shrooms.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-17-2006, 09:23 AM
How far can you punt a midget?? The over/under has to be 18 yards.

StcChief
06-17-2006, 09:43 AM
There once was a stripper named Gidget
Whose fingers were fat little digits.
She grabbed Taco's dong
And said, "Something's wrong.
I thought you said I was the midget."

FAX
ROFL You da man....

JBucc
06-17-2006, 10:11 AM
Can I use this quote in my sig? ROFL
have at it

FAX
06-17-2006, 05:42 PM
Hmmm. I don't know.

FAX

listopencil
06-17-2006, 06:58 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=58502&stc=1

FAX

listopencil
06-17-2006, 07:04 PM
http://www.strippers2go.com/images/bridget_small.jpg

Bridget The Midget.

SNR
06-17-2006, 07:24 PM
Eh, I'll try anything once

ChiefaRoo
06-17-2006, 07:26 PM
2 beers and I'm right there

ChiefFripp
06-17-2006, 08:56 PM
Hmmm. I don't know.

FAX
Ok, but I'd have to get a tad drunk. Not too drunk, I don't want to have a really akward moment when I wake up.

ENDelt260
06-19-2007, 08:26 PM
They're baaack

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Dawnmgodwin/playtime_lilsis07.jpg

Simply Red
06-19-2007, 08:33 PM
We had some dwarfs here in Atlanta at Follies a few years ago.

greg63
06-19-2007, 08:35 PM
Don't sweat the little things, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAX

LMAO

luv
06-19-2007, 08:36 PM
I'm jealous.

greg63
06-19-2007, 08:39 PM
June 20, 21 Shows nightly 8, 10 and 12!!!

Endelt we gotta go to this!

"Hey AZChiefFan whaddya do for your B-day?"

"I saw me some midget boobs!"

Did they pop out of a cup cake?

Ebolapox
06-19-2007, 08:40 PM
ROFL

that's awesome

Simply Red
06-19-2007, 08:41 PM
Did they pop out of a cup cake?
MMMM, midget strippers and icing. yummy! :whackit: :spock:

big nasty kcnut
06-19-2007, 08:42 PM
I wonder if they get boobs implant would their spine be crushed.

ChiefsFire
06-19-2007, 08:53 PM
I would **** a midget under the right conditions.
What...that one of you were breathing?

OctoberFart
06-19-2007, 08:58 PM
Great Alaskan Bush Company, Highlighters, or Bourbon street Club for me please.

Midgets= :Lin:


What's wrong with Christie's? Actually Babes used to be one of the bests but haven't been there in a few years.

Easy 6
06-19-2007, 09:33 PM
Great Alaskan Bush Company

Thats a great strip club, had a chance to go there a couple of times when i was down at Ft. Richardson for some training.

booger
06-20-2007, 03:07 AM
They're baaack

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Dawnmgodwin/playtime_lilsis07.jpg
I'm picturing them in a race to see who gets up the pole first.

ChiefFan31
06-20-2007, 03:18 AM
They're baaack

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/Dawnmgodwin/playtime_lilsis07.jpg

Upon seeing that pic, maybe that is a bit ****ing weird.

Enough beers beforehand and that would be funny as hell though.

BWillie
06-20-2007, 03:28 AM
Is 4'11'' considered a midget? This girl that I have familar relations with from time to time is about 4-11 and 90 pounds, she's a little person, but not the ones with the fat fingers though. I heard 4-9 is the cutoff eh?

ChiefFan31
06-20-2007, 03:30 AM
Is 4'11'' considered a midget? This girl that I have familar relations with from time to time is about 4-11 and 90 pounds, she's a little person, but not the ones with the fat fingers though. I heard 4-9 is the cutoff eh?

Nah, 4'11" sounds like a little wildcat to me.

hawkchief
06-20-2007, 09:10 AM
There once was a midget from Nantucket
With a .............

meh

AZORChiefFan
06-20-2007, 10:25 AM
I saw this in the New Times - totally forgot about this thread. Thanks Brian. Hopefully they remember me from last year.

chasedude
06-20-2007, 10:55 AM
Did they pop out of a cup cake?


Rep Dude!! That was priceless!! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

stumppy
06-20-2007, 12:05 PM
I accidently rear ended a dwarf one time. He hopped out of his car and came back to my window and said " I am not Happy".
I said " OK, which one are you then ? "

MOhillbilly
06-20-2007, 12:17 PM
I accidently rear ended a dwarf on time. He hopped out of his car and came back to my window and said " I am not Happy".
I said " OK, which one are you then ? "
ROFL

best thread ever.

crazycoffey
06-20-2007, 12:26 PM
I accidently rear ended a dwarf on time. He hopped out of his car and came back to my window and said " I am not Happy".
I said " OK, which one are you then ? "

ROFL
that's freakin wrong!
Funny, but wrong......

Chan93lx50
06-20-2007, 02:37 PM
My cock would look HUGE in the palm of a midgets hand! She would have to use both hands to give a hand job.

Reerun_KC
06-20-2007, 02:45 PM
I accidently rear ended a dwarf on time. He hopped out of his car and came back to my window and said " I am not Happy".
I said " OK, which one are you then ? "


Post of the Century!!!!


ROFL OMG ROFL

Braincase
06-20-2007, 02:47 PM
Which one has a flat head and no teeth?

ROYC75
06-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Midgets ?

I was at the court house 1 day about 4 years ago getting my car tags renewed. As I turned around to leave, I didn't see anybody behind me, but there was.

This girl, youbg woman , early 20's was behind me and I ran right into her, her head and my crotch. I told here I'm sorry, she said it's OK, I should have gave you more room since you are so tall.

I saw her the other day, working at Sonic, she remembers that day as well.

bogie
06-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Don't sweat the little things, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAX



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL That is classic!

ROYC75
06-20-2007, 03:06 PM
I accidently rear ended a dwarf on time. He hopped out of his car and came back to my window and said " I am not Happy".
I said " OK, which one are you then ? "


Now that's gold ...... ROFL

bogie
06-20-2007, 03:07 PM
I always thought that midget strippers were no big deal.

FAX



ROFL ROFL and it's outa here

bogie
06-20-2007, 03:16 PM
This is a funny, funny thread.