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Hog Farmer
06-19-2006, 07:46 AM
last person to speak to Zarqawi before he took his final breath, what would you say ?

Personally I would explain to him that I am about to cut his head off and he will be sent to a taxidermist for George Bush's trophy room and that there are no virgins left in heaven.

That is all.

FAX
06-19-2006, 07:49 AM
Very interesting question, Mr. Hog Farmer.

I think I would say, "Hey Zarqawi! How's it going! Listen, I know you're not feeling very well right now, but the guys and I wanted to tell you that we all personally forgive you for all the evil sh*t you did but we're going to have to bury you in bacon bits anyway."

FAX

nychief
06-19-2006, 08:05 AM
Gee, how long have you been thinking about this? Since last week? It must have been arduous process.

"Honey what are you thinking about?"

"Nothing...nothing.... just...I'd say.....oh never mind... nothing."

"what?"

"Eat it Zarqawi! No... Baby, leave me alone I am in my thinking room!"

"Sorry"

ChiefsfaninPA
06-19-2006, 08:20 AM
Gee, how long have you been thinking about this? Since last week? It must have been arduous process.

"Honey what are you thinking about?"

"Nothing...nothing.... just...I'd say.....oh never mind... nothing."

"what?"

"Eat it Zarqawi! No... Baby, leave me alone I am in my thinking room!"

"Sorry"

It looks like Hog Farmer isn't the only one who takes a lot of time thinking of questions. That response at least had to take a couple of minutes to think of and then a couple more with you running it through your head to see if your inflection was correct and then a couple of more to type.

MOhillbilly
06-19-2006, 08:29 AM
does my pee burn your eyes?

TinyEvel
06-19-2006, 08:29 AM
"Put you head between your legs and kiss your a$$ good bye!"

Pennywise
06-19-2006, 08:45 AM
He probably wouldn't have heard you since his eardrums were blown out.

Bootlegged
06-19-2006, 08:46 AM
Hadji Girl

I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
And I, well, I didn’t know where to go.

And the first thing that I could see was
Everybody’s favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight.

And she said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl, I can’t understand what you’re saying.

And she said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl, I love you anyway.

Then she said that she wanted me to see.
She wanted me to go meet her family
But I, well, I couldn’t figure out how to say no.

Cause I don’t speak Arabic.

So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
And she pulled up to a side shanty
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Cause her brother and her father shouted…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
They pulled out their AKs so I could see

And they said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
(with humorous emphasis:)
So I grabbed her little sister, and pulled her in front of me.

As the bullets began to fly
The blood sprayed from between her eyes
And then I laughed maniacally

Then I hid behind the TV
And I locked and loaded my M-16
And I blew those little f*ckers to eternity.

And I said…
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
They should have known they were f*ckin’ with a Marine.

Hog Farmer
06-19-2006, 08:58 AM
does my pee burn your eyes?


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Gonzo
06-19-2006, 09:06 AM
How do you like the taste of your own sack???

StcChief
06-19-2006, 09:12 AM
Hey enjoy the swine blood I'm dumping on you.

BTW your going to Hell and their aren't any virgins for you.

but don't worry 'Ann Coultar won't be there to torcher you.'.

chagrin
06-19-2006, 09:13 AM
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do!"

chagrin
06-19-2006, 09:13 AM
"Punks like you are a dime a dozen"

chagrin
06-19-2006, 09:13 AM
"I F'd your mother in her ass and she had you"

Rain Man
06-19-2006, 10:52 AM
does my pee burn your eyes?

ROFL


I don't think I can beat that, but I would perhaps add that we've opened a McDonald's inside that big black box in Mecca.

Braincase
06-19-2006, 11:02 AM
"Your last meal is bacon, bitch"

Rain Man
06-19-2006, 11:10 AM
Ooh. How about "Bin Laden told us where you were. He started crying like a baby when we captured him, and spilled his guts. I mean, not quite like you're spilling your guts right now, but more in a sense of giving up information."

Ebolapox
06-19-2006, 11:10 AM
I'm assuming he's tied up to where he couldn't run like a little b*tch...

I'd put a piece of ham in his mouth followed by a bit of pork chop, and then tell him that allah doesn't give a flying f*ck about him... and then I'd tell him that his wife really enjoys anal sex