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wazu
06-19-2006, 11:22 PM
I've got to help throw a bachelor party in the KC area this October and I'm the only guy that lives in the area so most of it is up to me. I have been given one rule: No strippers. (And no, breaking this rule would not result in hilarity or unexpected consequence-free good time. Trust me on this.)

Soooo...I'm trying to think of some more original ideas. I am fine with leaving town, but if there are better ideas in town that's good too. So far the best I've got is taking a road trip to Hermann, Missouri, although unfortunately not during Oktoberfest. (He's a wine drinker.) I need more ideas.

One other small detail. There will be a bunch of Scotsmen in attendance. As in literally travelled from Scotland to be there, so I don't want it to be a disappointment. (But still can't bring strippers.)

Thanks for any ideas you might have. To make it worth your time, if anybody is able to come up with an idea that gets chosen, they will be the star of their very own comic strip and will be immortally woven into ChiefsPlanet lore.*

*warning - comic strip will most likely be personally insulting in some way.

Mr. Kotter
06-19-2006, 11:25 PM
Man. No strippers. Sucks to be you.... ;)

Mecca
06-19-2006, 11:25 PM
What kinda Bachelor party doesn't have strippers. It seems like all dudes are becoming pussified and not having strippers at parties anymore.

Just make everyone wear skirts that should go over well with the Scotsmen.

tk13
06-19-2006, 11:25 PM
Have a kilt sewing party then play the bagpipes.

|Zach|
06-19-2006, 11:26 PM
http://www.1856.com/

Mr. Kotter
06-19-2006, 11:28 PM
Well, good luck....maybe you can start here:

http://www.bachelorpartyfun.com/

http://www.bachelorpartytips.com/

http://www.bullz-eye.com/vices/bachelor_party.htm

If you got some serious cAAsh.....then maybe....

http://www.bachelorblowout.com/

Miles
06-19-2006, 11:32 PM
No strippers. Seems like you may have to hop on a plane to somewhere.

Miles
06-19-2006, 11:34 PM
One idea if you stay in town is to charter a bus to take you around to bars. If you have a decent sized group this can be a lot of fun.

stumppy
06-19-2006, 11:35 PM
Soooooo, forget the strippers and go straight to the hookers.

TinyEvel
06-19-2006, 11:44 PM
Okaym no strippers...ESCORTS!

Alright, fail, I get it.

THen you have a couple of alternatives: Drinking (oh yeah, he only drinks wine. What kind of GHEY bachelor is this!!???)

One word: HELMETS. Whatever you do, everyone has to wear helmets. and maybe jumpsuits. That way nobody gets hurt and everyone stays clean...or at least hose-downable.

Maybe a haggis and bitter-beer-fest in favor of the Scottsmen (oh yeah, wine, wine,whine...hmmm)

Gambling?

Paintball?

Rafting?

Golf (Scottish, again)

Bungeepaintballrafting while golfing?

Chiefs versus Seattle?

Whatever you do, make it memorable and easy to stay together. Rent a van or a bus or a limo. Dres the fool up in some sh*t and have girls sign his a$$ or something.

It works! I refer you to exhibit A:
(my buddy Kevin, in Vegas)

Halfcan
06-19-2006, 11:47 PM
Wow I didn't know chicks liked jumpsuits.

Mecca
06-19-2006, 11:50 PM
Atleast it's not a leisure suit.

wazu
06-20-2006, 12:15 AM
For the record, he actually drinks more scotch than wine, but I couldn't think of many good "Scotch drinking" destinations.

TinyEvel
06-20-2006, 12:21 AM
For the record, he actually drinks more scotch than wine, but I couldn't think of many good "Scotch drinking" destinations.


uh, Dexy's Midnight Runners concert?

Dunit35
06-20-2006, 12:35 AM
One idea if you stay in town is to charter a bus to take you around to bars. If you have a decent sized group this can be a lot of fun.


Ahhh. A party bus. I'm doing one of those in Lawrence in September.

CHENZ A!
06-20-2006, 02:00 AM
We had very limited time to plan my friends party(he only had 4 days leave from the army) last weekend, so we just got a hotel room at the Embasy suites, right near westport and the Plaza, and just went to the p[ool for the day, then went to abunch of bars that night. It was pretty fun, but really it all depends on your group. We are all drunks.

jspchief
06-20-2006, 07:42 AM
There's probably at least one bar in the area that specializes in high end scotch, it's just a matter of finding it. Start picking the brains of bartenders, you'll likely get some good suggestions.

I'd start the day with a poker tournament, or golf outing. For the golf outing, you can make it a two man best shot, draw for partners, so that people get to know each other in the group.

penguinz
06-20-2006, 07:48 AM
Hookers!

Inspector
06-20-2006, 07:49 AM
Maybe you could get some strippers.

JBucc
06-20-2006, 07:50 AM
Get a big log they can throw around. It will keep them busy for hours. Those Scots love their logs.

CanadianChief
06-20-2006, 08:22 AM
Go to a place in Lawrence called "The Outhouse" it's a nice family orientated place with good food and a live band. You won't find any strippers there either!
:whackit:

Monkeylook4food
06-20-2006, 08:48 AM
Does the fact that he drinks scotch and wine really mean that he doesn't enjoy a fine beer?

greg63
06-20-2006, 09:00 AM
Does the fact that he drinks scotch and wine really mean that he doesn't enjoy a fine beer?

Did ya get my PM's??

DMAC
06-20-2006, 09:09 AM
I guess it depends when in October you are going but...we are planning one in Sep...We are doing a 2 man scramble golf tourney, then renting a houseboat for a couple of nights.

The houseboat was kinda pricey (2500), but if you have a lot of guys its not that bad.

sedated
06-20-2006, 09:52 AM
you need transportation - limo, party bus, or go to plaza and rent a trolly

do something during the day, but the majority of the guests will be traveling or at work, so it will be small. Golf is popular, I prefer something like paintball (depends on what your friend is into, just ask). Baseball games are good, but it's October in KC, so not much option there.

begin the night with someplace quiet where everyone can meet when they get into town or off work. Bar atmosphere where people can munch on some grub and get a good buzz going.

Then begin your odyssey. Have areas of town in mind, but leave the specific destination up to the mood of the party. Maybe hit some places with live music or dancing.

The final step is the strip club, but you can omit this one if your guest prefers

ChiefsFire
06-20-2006, 12:40 PM
Casinos can be a blast...booze...gambling...hot women,working and playing....

Hit the Ameristar last winter for a buddies dead man walking party.Was a good time,they opened up a blackjack table for us as a group.Got alot of extra attention from the servers.Met alot of very attractive women playing various games.Good food.Cold beer....

What more can a guy ask for??

wazu
06-20-2006, 08:54 PM
Thanks for the ideas.

The golf idea has promise. These guys tend to like that sport. I myself do not, but I can hang in for a scramble tournament. Are there any top quality public courses in the KC area that somebody could recommend? I'll bring up the casino idea as well.

BTW, to Phobia's comment, yes they do also drink a lot of beer. Scotch, wine, and beer are not mutually exclusive.

Monkeylook4food
06-20-2006, 10:32 PM
Okay - to the beer idea, you can pay a flat fee and drink beer out at Pony Express brewery while using their bar, watching a game and playing some cards or something.... It's safe and a great value.

2nd choice is a tour of Boulevard. Then you can incorporate some of the other ideas here.

Iowanian
06-20-2006, 10:59 PM
Take those Kilted broads on a drunken Midnight Snipe hunt.

wazu
10-24-2006, 12:48 PM
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Redrum_69
10-24-2006, 12:54 PM
Two Words:


Out House


Another seven words:

College Coeds who have appeared in Playboy


Make sure to pay the $40 bucks and have them "sacrificed"...well worth the money.


One dollar can be the most fun you've had in a long time...and if you dont know what I mean, then you need to head to Lawrence

luv
10-24-2006, 12:58 PM
If you're just doing the bar scene, you should do something beforehand. I've known guys that have gone and done paintball, then went out and got drunk of course.

BIG_DADDY
10-24-2006, 01:00 PM
Throwing a bachelor party without strippers is kind of like throwing a keger with root beer, what's the point?

NewChief
10-24-2006, 01:05 PM
Isn't there some place around Kansas City that has an electric bull? That might be pretty entertaining, especially to get the Scots up on it.

sedated
10-24-2006, 01:17 PM
Isn't there some place around Kansas City that has an electric bull? That might be pretty entertaining, especially to get the Scots up on it.

beaumont in westport

jidar
10-24-2006, 01:23 PM
no strippers? Your buddy is a faggot

jidar
10-24-2006, 01:24 PM
One dollar can be the most fun you've had in a long time...and if you dont know what I mean, then you need to head to Lawrence


It's true. $1 bought me 2 hours with redrums mom.

BIG_DADDY
10-24-2006, 01:38 PM
no strippers? Your buddy is a pillowbiter
:thailor:

Bill Parcells
10-24-2006, 01:55 PM
you need transportation - limo, party bus
The last time I had best man duty..I rented a tour bus that had a bathroom in it..strippers were dancing on the bus while we were driving around NYC..one of the greatest bachelor parties I was ever involved in..the bus for 9 hours cost $370..the dancers were $400.00 for 2 hours..

the only problem is that this was in 1987..god knows what it would cost now..plus..we totally destroyed the tour bus :D

I gave the driver $100.00 tip though..so he was cool..

BIG_DADDY
10-24-2006, 02:20 PM
The last time I had best man duty..I rented a tour bus that had a bathroom in it..strippers were dancing on the bus while we were driving around NYC..one of the greatest bachelor parties I was ever involved in..the bus for 9 hours cost $370..the dancers were $400.00 for 2 hours..

the only problem is that this was in 1987..god knows what it would cost now..plus..we totally destroyed the tour bus :D

I gave the driver $100.00 tip though..so he was cool..

I think this is more of a kumbaya and Kool Aid kind of bachelor party.

Bill Parcells
10-24-2006, 02:27 PM
I think this is more of a kumbaya and Kool Aid kind of bachelor party.
Why would anyone need advice on how to throw something like that??

Just call the avon lady or the tupperware salesman and they can all do the konga line as they are drinking their fruit juice :shake:

BIG_DADDY
10-24-2006, 03:57 PM
Why would anyone need advice on how to throw something like that??

Just call the avon lady or the tupperware salesman and they can all do the konga line as they are drinking their fruit juice :shake:


Ahh just take them to the roller rink for good ol game of Limbo. How looooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww can you goooooooooooooooooooooooooo. LMAO

Just teasin Adam, I'm sure it will be a real barn burner. :)

Just out of curiousity, how come there can't be any strippers?

sedated
10-24-2006, 04:02 PM
Just call the avon lady or the tupperware salesman

Passion Party?

greg63
10-25-2006, 12:44 AM
Oh I know; hire the Ronald McDonald clown!!! :D

Guru
10-25-2006, 01:30 AM
Oh I know; hire the Ronald McDonald clown!!! :D
and Barney for a deathmatch.

greg63
10-25-2006, 01:43 AM
and Barney for a deathmatch.


LMAO

luv
10-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Passion Party?
Those are fun.

the Talking Can
10-25-2006, 07:57 AM
strippers

problem solved

tyton75
10-25-2006, 08:33 AM
Just get them drinking.. then take the beered up Scotsmen to Chucky Cheese and terrorize the wild little kids..

first one to take a dump in the Ball room wins free beer for the night!!

trndobrd
10-25-2006, 08:38 AM
Start the day out at the pistol range, then go get haircuts from the oldest barbershop you can find (one that does the straight razor thing), go out for a steak dinner, then off to the bars.

Whatever you do, remember that you'll need to attach an equal amount of weight as the dead hooker's body, otherwise the corpse will float up.

Iowanian
10-25-2006, 10:06 AM
Call Larry Johnson and get the number for a Passions party representative near you.

wazu
10-25-2006, 01:48 PM
Ahh just take them to the roller rink for good ol game of Limbo. How looooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww can you goooooooooooooooooooooooooo. LMAO

Just teasin Adam, I'm sure it will be a real barn burner. :)

Just out of curiousity, how come there can't be any strippers?

Some of them wanted strippers, but the groom was very clear that he didn't want that. If they had been there anyway he would have been pissed.

We actually had the party last night. We hit some bars downtown. Although there weren't strippers, the Scotsmen were very efficient at finding scantily clad females and taking compromising pictures of the groom. A very socially outgoing group. By the time we left the last place, I think they knew everybody in the fairly crowded bar.

And those guys can drink like nobody I've ever seen. I really thought I had a high tolerance, but I now know I don't. They ordered rounds of beer/shots all night, and drank my brother and I under the table.

BIG_DADDY
10-25-2006, 01:54 PM
Some of them wanted strippers, but the groom was very clear that he didn't want that. If they had been there anyway he would have been pissed.

We actually had the party last night. We hit some bars downtown. Although there weren't strippers, the Scotsmen were very efficient at finding scantily clad females and taking compromising pictures of the groom. A very socially outgoing group. By the time we left the last place, I think they knew everybody in the fairly crowded bar.

And those guys can drink like nobody I've ever seen. I really thought I had a high tolerance, but I now know I don't. They ordered rounds of beer/shots all night, and drank my brother and I under the table.

Yea my buddy who is one of the partners here said he didn't want one either. I got him one anyway. He was pissed at first but by the time the night was over he was carrying her bags out tell her how awesome she was. She was very special, I'll just leave it at that. This is a picture of her.