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Ari Chi3fs
06-20-2006, 08:08 PM
Looks like a pussy to me... heh.

http://www.bjghw.gov.cn/forNationalStadium/xiaotu/b01/xiaoguo/Concept2_0001.jpg

Emerging from the landscape, and shaped by nature, the design will create a simple symbolic link - a bridge - between old and new, between people and country and China with the world.

The design introduces an innovative solution to the provision of temporary seats during the Olympic Games. All the temporary seats are under cover and all seats enjoy excellent views to the field of play. It adopts high technology principles for operational management and interaction with the environment.

The moving roof created like two leaves is simple, elegant and economical. After the games, people will be able to walk, via a safe and secure path, along over the leading edge of the roof.

The extended “wings” of the roof, as an integral function of the moving roof and a fundamental part of an efficient roof structure, allow for up to 200,000 people to have a direct experience of the Games .

Links to many other cool images of different stadiums being built...

http://www.bjghw.gov.cn/forNationalStadium/indexeng.asp

AZORChiefFan
06-20-2006, 08:13 PM
When I was a child I was told they 'opened the other way' by many a wise man.

NJ Chief Fan
06-20-2006, 08:15 PM
fortune cookie?

DMAC
06-20-2006, 08:21 PM
Looks like a pussy to me... heh.

A glowing one thats green on the inside with 2,000,000 little fingers that tickle.

Mr. Laz
06-20-2006, 08:29 PM
looks a little like an eye

Ebolapox
06-20-2006, 08:31 PM
vachina

SLAG
06-20-2006, 08:35 PM
Looks like sand in the vag

unlurking
06-20-2006, 09:03 PM
Looks kinda cool to me. Like the thought of being able to walk over the roof too.

Hydrae
06-20-2006, 09:46 PM
Key scheme recommended by evaluation panel:B11

http://www.bjghw.gov.cn/forNationalStadium/xiaotu/b11/xiaoguo/302.jpg

Ewwwww

pr_capone
06-20-2006, 10:25 PM
Looks like a pussy to me... heh.

http://www.bjghw.gov.cn/forNationalStadium/xiaotu/b01/xiaoguo/Concept2_0001.jpg

The extended “wings” of the roof, as an integral function of the moving roof and a fundamental part of an efficient roof structure, allow for up to 200,000 people to have a direct experience of the Games .


The Chineese Vagina stadium.... now with "wings".

Inspector
06-21-2006, 06:05 AM
It always scares me when light eminates from those things.......

Predarat
06-21-2006, 11:07 AM
I think I found the clit.

ck_IN
06-21-2006, 11:10 AM
They need to talk to their landscaping people. It needs some hedges or bushes around the outside. Right now it looks a little too bare.

DaFace
06-21-2006, 11:26 AM
Key scheme recommended by evaluation panel:B11

http://www.bjghw.gov.cn/forNationalStadium/xiaotu/b11/xiaoguo/302.jpg

Ewwwww

For what it's worth, this design did actually win the competition and will be the main stadium for the 2008 Olympics. The picture above was cool, but didn't win. You can read about it here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_National_Stadium) if you're interested.

BigMeatballDave
06-21-2006, 11:28 AM
Cooter Colosseum

Hydrae
06-21-2006, 11:45 AM
For what it's worth, this design did actually win the competition and will be the main stadium for the 2008 Olympics. The picture above was cool, but didn't win. You can read about it here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_National_Stadium) if you're interested.

I realize that and am not impressed. That was kinda my point.

Looks like some alien hatchery or something. Heck, they have nicknamed it "The Bird's Nest." I just think it is about the ugliest one they had to choose from.

DaFace
06-21-2006, 12:04 PM
I realize that and am not impressed. That was kinda my point.

Looks like some alien hatchery or something. Heck, they have nicknamed it "The Bird's Nest." I just think it is about the ugliest one they had to choose from.

I agree. Most of the rest of the designs are pretty elegant. I'm sure this one is one hell of an accomplishment from an architectual standpoint, but it looks like someone took a whole bunch of scrap metal, bunched it up an a ball, and then poked a hole in the middle of it. It just doesn't seem fitting for the main venue of the Olympics. Oh well. :shrug: