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htismaqe
06-21-2006, 08:27 AM
Welcome morphius.

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.

He's been here for a long time and his attitude and vision fit with the community and the site. He's going to be a great asset.

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know. We're tinkering with stuff behind the scenes, and sometimes actions have hidden consequences. If you notice anything out of the ordinary, let us know immediately. Thanks.

the Talking Can
06-21-2006, 08:28 AM
as long as he's not a mormon....

Lzen
06-21-2006, 08:28 AM
Dammi!! Morphius is now on the staff? Sheesh, what else can you guys screw up? That's it, I'm outta here.














:p

FAX
06-21-2006, 08:31 AM
Congratulations, Mr. morphius. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

FAX

jspchief
06-21-2006, 08:33 AM
That's just ****ing great. Another nazi mod.

morphius
06-21-2006, 08:33 AM
as long as he's not a mormon....
I have been working on some style changes on all the styles of forums, so if you see something odd just refresh a couple times and it should be back to normal. :D

talking can - not lately

big nasty kcnut
06-21-2006, 08:35 AM
Congrat and please more cowbell.

Fried Meat Ball!
06-21-2006, 08:35 AM
Congratulations, Mr. morphius. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

FAX
And don't be afraid. Because fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

FAX
06-21-2006, 08:43 AM
And don't be afraid. Because fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Quite so, Mr. Roof Pig!. For he who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

FAX

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 08:44 AM
That's just ****ing great. Another nazi mod.

I already told him about you. He's got you on "ban watch".

Iowanian
06-21-2006, 08:47 AM
Good choice.

jspchief
06-21-2006, 08:48 AM
I already told him about you. He's got you on "ban watch".Finally, I made a list.

Frazod
06-21-2006, 08:54 AM
So who, exactly, are the mods now?

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 08:59 AM
Good choice.

I know. :D

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 09:02 AM
So who, exactly, are the mods now?

Owner:
AustinChief

Site Admins:
htismaqe
Bob Dole
morphius

Moderators:
ENDelt260
JazzzLovr
KCWolfman

jAZ
06-21-2006, 09:04 AM
So does all this tinkering around include a version upgrade of VB and a few new mods to be installed?

chagrin
06-21-2006, 09:05 AM
Congrats Morphius, do well for us - dude!

Hog Farmer
06-21-2006, 09:05 AM
Owner:
AustinChief

Site Admins:
htismaqe
Bob Dole
morphius

Moderators:
ENDelt260
JazzzLovr
KCWolfman


If you guys ever need a Boar Semen collector just let me know!

chagrin
06-21-2006, 09:07 AM
As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.


Thanks for taking all the time to make things flow better here, it's got to be a pain in the ass; at least I know I am.

:thumb:

chagrin
06-21-2006, 09:08 AM
If you guys ever need a Boar Semen collector just let me know!

Do you by any chance, collect boar sperm the same way the Tyson chicken lady does...through a straw? (true story about her by the way)

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 09:08 AM
So does all this tinkering around include a version upgrade of VB and a few new mods to be installed?

ROFL

Right!

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 09:09 AM
If you guys ever need a Boar Semen collector just let me know!

Wow. That's way TMI. :D

FAX
06-21-2006, 09:09 AM
So does all this tinkering around include a version upgrade of VB and a few new mods to be installed?

Tinker not. Do or do not, there is no tinker.

FAX

jAZ
06-21-2006, 09:13 AM
ROFL

Right!
:p

ROYC75
06-21-2006, 09:13 AM
Great news Morph .............


May I suggest a 3 day ban for anyone who use's the name of Scanlon in vain ?























j/k ....... Enjoy you new found toy (CP n00bs )!

Radar Chief
06-21-2006, 09:16 AM
Good choice.

Agreed.

I know. :D

:thumb:

Monkeylook4food
06-21-2006, 09:19 AM
Jeff is an outstanding choice.

DaKCMan AP
06-21-2006, 09:48 AM
congrats.

I still ownz you in poker :p

HemiEd
06-21-2006, 09:49 AM
:clap: Class pick!

rad
06-21-2006, 09:50 AM
Congrats, I guess.

(Oops), I mean: HOLY CRAP YOU DA NEW MAN!! :wayne:

(j/k good job, htismaqe)

banyon
06-21-2006, 09:53 AM
did we lose someone?

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 10:07 AM
Jeff is an outstanding choice.

I know. :D

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 10:09 AM
did we lose someone?

No, we've been down a headcount since Phobia left.

Frazod
06-21-2006, 10:42 AM
No, we've been down a headcount since Phobia left.

We're down more than that. I don't think Russ has posted in months and I hardly ever see Tammy anymore, either.

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 10:44 AM
We're down more than that. I don't think Russ has posted in months and I hardly ever see Tammy anymore, either.

They're still on the payroll. She was here today, Russ hasn't been on since April.

Mr. Laz
06-21-2006, 10:44 AM
Good choice.
oh shit ... if Iowa likes him sumpthin's gotta be wrong

Iowanian
06-21-2006, 11:32 AM
No Worries Laz...I still think you're a dipshit.

dirk digler
06-21-2006, 12:07 PM
Congrats morphius..

at least we have one good admin now.

:D

Claynus
06-21-2006, 12:10 PM
Excellent choice.

FAX
06-21-2006, 12:13 PM
And remember, Mr. morphius, if you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off the trolls with a balanced attack.

FAX

morphius
06-21-2006, 12:34 PM
I didn't know that I was also being chosen to be a Jedi!

Jaz - Well, I have access to the files now, and if I can find the time and don't get cuaght I just might :D

Thanks everyone!

Braincase
06-21-2006, 12:56 PM
I want a recount!

FAX
06-21-2006, 01:07 PM
Dang. That's wild. Somebody close the tag, it's codey in here.

FAX

morphius
06-21-2006, 01:08 PM
I want a recount!
You think this is a democracy?

morphius
06-21-2006, 01:08 PM
Dang. That's wild. Somebody close the tag, it's codey in here.

FAX
hehe, I said just refresh quick and it will go away...

JBucc
06-21-2006, 01:15 PM
Who are you going to ban first?

SPchief
06-21-2006, 01:24 PM
Who are you going to ban first?


Isn't there a rule that you have to ban Gochiefs on your first day?

Mr. Kotter
06-21-2006, 01:29 PM
You think this is a democracy?

Congrats. :clap:


I can't believe they chose you, when they could have had me. :harumph:

:p

Logical
06-21-2006, 01:56 PM
IMO a very good choice.:wayne:

shakesthecat
06-21-2006, 02:22 PM
Good call....Morph's always been one of the good ones.

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 02:22 PM
Congrats. :clap:


I can't believe they chose you, when they could have had me. :harumph:

:p

I didn't know which one of your usernames to move to the admin usergroup.

:p

SNR
06-21-2006, 02:24 PM
Owner:
AustinChief

Site Admins:
htismaqe
Bob Dole
morphius

Moderators:
ENDelt260
JazzzLovr
KCWolfmanSo basically ENDelt is the only mod, then?

Iowanian
06-21-2006, 02:32 PM
Iowanian for MOD!

JBucc
06-21-2006, 02:36 PM
So basically ENDelt is the only mod, then?We should have Rainman put all the most respected members in a poll so we can all vote on a new mod to add to the list.

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 02:44 PM
So basically ENDelt is the only mod, then?

JazzzLover has visited within the last 12 hours. Just because she's not posting doesn't mean she's not reading. Posting isn't required to be a mod.

BIG_DADDY
06-21-2006, 02:52 PM
Iowanian for MOD!:thumb:

Monkeylook4food
06-21-2006, 02:52 PM
Jazzzlovr's shyness is regressing and has manifest itself in her online behavior. She needs to be heavily medicated before she can bring herself to even type these days. It does not look good.

BIG_DADDY
06-21-2006, 02:52 PM
morphius will do great, good choice.

Calcountry
06-21-2006, 03:09 PM
I have been working on some style changes on all the styles of forums, so if you see something odd just refresh a couple times and it should be back to normal. :D

talking can - not latelyWelcome to the real world.

milkman
06-21-2006, 03:15 PM
Welcome morphius.
FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know.

I noticed Jeff's weirdness years ago. :)


Good choice.
Congrats Jeff.

memyselfI
06-21-2006, 03:20 PM
Great news. Morph is fine with the possible exception of the fact that he still would argue Grbac was the better choice...

his sanity is undoubtedly up to CP standards aside from this issue. :p

Happy deleting, Jeff!!!

morphius
06-21-2006, 03:20 PM
I noticed Jeff's weirdness years ago. :)


Good choice.
Congrats Jeff.
See, I have been telling everyone that you are not as slow as you act. :D

htismaqe
06-21-2006, 03:22 PM
Great news. Morph is fine with the possible exception of the fact that he still would argue Grbac was the better choice...

his sanity is undoubtedly up to CP standards aside from this issue. :p

Happy deleting, Jeff!!!

He still argues that Grbac was the better choice because it was the better choice.

:p

Mr. Kotter
06-21-2006, 03:23 PM
I didn't know which one of your usernames to move to the admin usergroup.

:p
A different one for each month maybe? :p

Jazzzlovr's shyness is regressing and has manifest itself in her online behavior. She needs to be heavily medicated before she can bring herself to even type these days. It does not look good.

Holy crap. Marriage has done it to her already? Next thing you know she'll be dancin' on tables at the bar.....

memyselfI
06-21-2006, 03:30 PM
He still argues that Grbac was the better choice because it was the better choice.

:p

Oh yeah, I forgot he had a partner in his warped alternative universe...

;)

RedNFeisty
06-21-2006, 03:35 PM
He still argues that Grbac was the better choice because it was the better choice.

:p

So, we still don't have a good Admin!?! :)






I will run and take cover on this one. :p

Coach
06-21-2006, 03:39 PM
Congrats.

milkman
06-21-2006, 05:57 PM
See, I have been telling everyone that you are not as slow as you act. :D

Why would you want to lie to 'em like that?

I.........am........slow........dam........mit..........!

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-21-2006, 06:02 PM
nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:

morphius
06-21-2006, 06:15 PM
nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:
Hell, I'll take that as the biggest compliment yet. Thanks man!

milkman
06-21-2006, 06:18 PM
nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:

Some of us go back years with Jeff, pre-planet.

Speaking of pre-planet, this thread made me think of Miata Man, Joe Shockey.

What happened to him?

4th and Long
06-21-2006, 06:28 PM
morphius ... morphius ...

morphius?

morphius who?

:p

What's the Admin payoff these days to have a Herzig-like post count? :hmmm:

Congrats man. :thumb:

morphius
06-21-2006, 06:33 PM
Some of us go back years with Jeff, pre-planet.

Speaking of pre-planet, this thread made me think of Miata Man, Joe Shockey.

What happened to him?
I wish I knew, I think about the boy every once in a while. Him chasing the car jacker with the gun he ran into his house to grab just because his golf clubs were in the trunk was CLASSIC!

Phobia
06-21-2006, 06:33 PM
nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:

Yeah, that's what this site is all about.

rad
06-21-2006, 06:41 PM
nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:


You're just mad because you got owned in the "church" thread.

Just like Kellen Winslow here:

4th and Long
06-21-2006, 06:42 PM
Yeah, that's what this site is all about.
Really? I wish someone would have told me sooner.

I hope I'm not to late with this.

Hey morph ...

seclark
06-21-2006, 07:15 PM
i aint reading the whole thread, but welcome and thank you morph.
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milkman
06-21-2006, 07:20 PM
i aint reading the whole thread, but welcome and thank you morph.
sec

Lazy bastard!

SPchief
06-21-2006, 07:22 PM
wait, I thought that Phobia had his account deleted when he went to Monkeylovesgayporn??

Phobia
06-21-2006, 07:24 PM
wait, I thought that Phobia had his account deleted when he went to Monkeylovesgayporn??
I changed my password and email address (to something bogus), effectively banning myself. It wasn't until Morphius became an admin that I could find somebody who liked me enough to fix it.

seclark
06-21-2006, 07:25 PM
Lazy bastard!
me, or him?
sec

SPchief
06-21-2006, 07:25 PM
ahh, I see.

milkman
06-21-2006, 07:28 PM
me, or him?
sec

You.

chiefs4me
06-21-2006, 07:40 PM
I thought new admin/mods were supposed to post a picture ???:D

morphius
06-21-2006, 07:49 PM
I thought new admin/mods were supposed to post a picture ???:D
Having learned that currently shaved morphius has all the looks of a 25 year old, I don't thinks so. LOL!

SPchief
06-21-2006, 07:49 PM
Look out Morphius, shes horny

milkman
06-21-2006, 07:51 PM
Look out Morphius, it's horny

FYP.

Ari Chi3fs
06-21-2006, 07:52 PM
Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.

SPchief
06-21-2006, 07:52 PM
Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.


ROFL

milkman
06-21-2006, 07:53 PM
Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.

Oh good.

Jeff's first banning victim.

morphius
06-21-2006, 08:06 PM
Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.
The matrix would be cooler if it hadn't horked my great Internet name...

Of course the fact that you have stolen all of your names from charecters I thought were pretty lame, well...

morphius
06-21-2006, 08:08 PM
Oh good.

Jeff's first banning victim.
It's a good thing I'm not power hungry otherwise some serious name changing would be in order. LOL!

morphius
figure I will outlive the crap that was the matrix, so I'm keeping my damn name.

Bowser
06-21-2006, 08:24 PM
Well, this settles it. I'm selling every last bit of my ChiefsPlanet stock.

Bowser
06-21-2006, 08:25 PM
:D

OldTownChief
06-21-2006, 09:37 PM
Congrats morphius

Phobia
06-21-2006, 09:48 PM
Well, this settles it. I'm selling every last bit of my ChiefsPlanet stock.

ChiefsPlanet stock? Is that anything like GreenBay Packer stock?

Big Dick Jones
06-21-2006, 09:56 PM
ChiefsPlanet stock? Is that anything like GreenBay Packer stock?
More like Enron stock.

burt
06-21-2006, 10:07 PM
Welcome morphius.

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.

He's been here for a long time and his attitude and vision fit with the community and the site. He's going to be a great asset.

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know. We're tinkering with stuff behind the scenes, and sometimes actions have hidden consequences. If you notice anything out of the ordinary, let us know immediately. Thanks.



uh.......whatever......





















jk congrats Morph

Bowser
06-21-2006, 10:10 PM
ChiefsPlanet stock? Is that anything like GreenBay Packer stock?

It was, until morphius got promoted.

Rain Man
06-21-2006, 10:29 PM
I feel like the Germans first finding out that Hitler has been elected.

"Oh, morphius will be great. I've heard that he has great plans for an autobahn."

"Really?"

"Yes. And he's building the first one straight to the Austrian border."


I think morphius' nice-guy front was all a sham, and he's just been waiting for this moment to unleash his own special brand of hell on the chiefsplanet world.

Or not. To be honest, it's just a theory.

morphius
06-21-2006, 10:59 PM
It was, until morphius got promoted.
You must not be a real Chiefs fan.

morphius
06-21-2006, 11:01 PM
I feel like the Germans first finding out that Hitler has been elected.

"Oh, morphius will be great. I've heard that he has great plans for an autobahn."

"Really?"

"Yes. And he's building the first one straight to the Austrian border."


I think morphius' nice-guy front was all a sham, and he's just been waiting for this moment to unleash his own special brand of hell on the chiefsplanet world.

Or not. To be honest, it's just a theory.
You may be too smart for your own good.

morphius
<font size=-2>he may need to be eliminated<font>

FAX
06-21-2006, 11:23 PM
When do we get our shiny new boots?

FAX

cdcox
06-22-2006, 12:12 AM
I cant' believe they'd pick someone who got their user name from The Matrix.




Congrats!

Edit: dang, AriChiefs already used that one.

Rausch
06-22-2006, 03:20 AM
Welcome morphius.

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.

He's been here for a long time and his attitude and vision fit with the community and the site. He's going to be a great asset.

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know.


He looks like Kevin Smith... :)

htismaqe
06-22-2006, 07:07 AM
I changed my password and email address (to something bogus), effectively banning myself. It wasn't until Morphius became an admin that I could find somebody who liked me enough to fix it.

Dammit morph, you've been a mod for ONE DAY. What the hell is your problem?

ROFL

morphius
06-22-2006, 07:32 AM
Dammit morph, you've been a mod for ONE DAY. What the hell is your problem?

ROFL
hehe, damn n00b admin's.

Inspector
06-22-2006, 07:50 AM
I just want to know who's responsible for cleaning the bathrooms around here....

We're out of paper towels in the mens room.

morphius
06-22-2006, 07:52 AM
I just want to know who's responsible for cleaning the bathrooms around here....

We're out of paper towels in the mens room.
Why do you think we allow women to post here? :D

morphius
duck and cover may not be sufficent here

Inspector
06-22-2006, 07:58 AM
Why do you think we allow women to post here? :D

morphius
duck and cover may not be sufficent here


Ahh, good point.

Maybe one should be designated PLO.

(for those not familiar with the old movie, "No Time for Seargents" starring Andy Griffith, PLO stands for 'Permanent Latrine Orderly'. An outstanding scene in that movie, IMO. Yeah, I know. It really isn't worth using the acronym if I have to explain it.)

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 10:54 AM
You're just mad because you got owned in the "church" thread.

Just like Kellen Winslow here:

FWIW, there is a difference between getting "PWNED!!! OMFG HAXXORS" and arguing against a bunch of people who would sooner die than give up their own idiotic dirt worship.

htismaqe
06-22-2006, 03:23 PM
FWIW, there is a difference between getting "PWNED!!! OMFG HAXXORS" and arguing against a bunch of people who would sooner die than give up their own idiotic dirt worship.

Take it somewhere else.

NJ Chief Fan
06-22-2006, 06:58 PM
CONGRATS



CAN I HAVE MY SIG PRIVLEDGES BACK PLEASE?!?!?!?

morphius
06-22-2006, 07:04 PM
CONGRATS



CAN I HAVE MY SIG PRIVLEDGES BACK PLEASE?!?!?!?
People have sigs?

NJ Chief Fan
06-22-2006, 07:05 PM
People have sigs?
apparently...but not I!

go bowe
06-22-2006, 07:18 PM
congrats, morph... :toast:

btw, i've seen you clean shaven, haven't i?

you didn't look a day over 40...

but you did have dreamy eyes... :p :p :p

morphius
06-22-2006, 07:47 PM
congrats, morph... :toast:

btw, i've seen you clean shaven, haven't i?

you didn't look a day over 40...

but you did have dreamy eyes... :p :p :p
Find any good stair cases lately :D

morphius
06-22-2006, 07:47 PM
apparently...but not I!
That sounds like a real shame :D

greg63
06-22-2006, 10:53 PM
Congrats Morphius! :toast:

FAX
06-23-2006, 02:26 PM
Just a quick comment. I use work mode and I really like the way the new drop down thingys work at the top. Thanks to the mods and/or admins.

FAX

penguinz
06-23-2006, 04:31 PM
I don;t like the drop-down menus.

JBucc
06-23-2006, 08:33 PM
What drop downs? What are you talking about?

morphius
06-23-2006, 11:30 PM
I don;t like the drop-down menus.
I plan to make them "fit" better with the look of tha @work style, just need some more play time...

morphius
06-23-2006, 11:32 PM
What drop downs? What are you talking about?
There are drop down working in the @work and full featured templates, just not ready for the default one yet. I'm trying to unify the navigation of the BB.

JBucc
06-24-2006, 06:13 AM
There are drop down working in the @work and full featured templates, just not ready for the default one yet. I'm trying to unify the navigation of the BB.Oh those thingies. I thought they were talking about something new.

patteeu
06-24-2006, 08:20 AM
I've always been a big fan of Morphius. Congratulations. If you just remember one thing, your new job will be much easier: the users here are not your friends, they're playthings for your enjoyment. Now go enjoy yourself. :)

Mosbonian
06-26-2006, 12:08 AM
As Senior Tribal Elder, I wholeheartedly approve this choice...

Good luck morphius....you're gonna need it with this crowd.

mmaddog
*******

morphius
06-26-2006, 07:11 AM
As Senior Tribal Elder, I wholeheartedly approve this choice...

Good luck morphius....you're gonna need it with this crowd.

mmaddog
*******
That gives me a great idea, I could just put everyone on ignore and I would never see an issue!

htismaqe
06-26-2006, 07:47 AM
That gives me a great idea, I could just put everyone on ignore and I would never see an issue!

I tried that. The cockroaches will just email you.

morphius
06-26-2006, 07:48 AM
I tried that. The cockroaches will just email you.
I've noticed that, but I figured they were just pointing out the best threads for me to read and it is going to make it a lot easier to find the nuddie pics. LOL

Nightwish
06-26-2006, 06:09 PM
FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know. We're tinkering with stuff behind the scenes, and sometimes actions have hidden consequences. If you notice anything out of the ordinary, let us know immediately. Thanks.
There are two threads about GM, and recxjake hasn't posted in either of them. That's out of the ordinary! Coincidence?

morphius
07-01-2006, 12:59 PM
Well, I fixed something that has been bothering me for a long time.

Now I have to wonder if anyone will notice.

morphius
trying to make CP suck less

Bowser
07-01-2006, 04:22 PM
Well, I fixed something that has been bothering me for a long time.

Now I have to wonder if anyone will notice.

morphius
trying to make CP suck less

So YOU'RE the one who banned Skip? Bravo!

morphius
07-01-2006, 04:25 PM
So YOU'RE the one who banned Skip? Bravo!
shhhhhhh, they might catch on.

morphius
of course skip was gone before I became admin...

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 05:11 PM
Well, I fixed something that has been bothering me for a long time.

Now I have to wonder if anyone will notice.

morphius
trying to make CP suck less
Nice work, Brother!