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'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 12:39 AM
Maybe a two-part question: Question #1: What is the best pr0n movie ever made (either from an artistic or arousal standpoint), #2 What is the best website for pr0n? Aren't these the true reasons why bb's were invented :D

Mecca
06-22-2006, 12:40 AM
Empornium.us is the best porn site.......provided you have the ability to download torrents.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 12:41 AM
haha, what a great name.

burt
06-22-2006, 12:42 AM
I dunno....
http://www.xnxx.com/free/sexy-babes-pictures.php

Mecca
06-22-2006, 12:42 AM
Anything with Tory Lane usually makes for a good movie also.

luv
06-22-2006, 12:42 AM
Won't you be getting married soon? You won't need porn after your married. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Mecca
06-22-2006, 12:44 AM
Married people probably need more porn considering what usually happens after marriage.

Rausch
06-22-2006, 12:45 AM
My views on teh Pr0n are different.

I look at a grind-flick thinking "what did this give me that I can use to better my game?"

That said, 9 & 1/2 weeks has served me well (the movie sucks, but the sex scenes give great ideas for "spicing things up.")

Rausch
06-22-2006, 12:47 AM
Married people probably need more porn considering what usually happens after marriage.

Introducing teh pr0n into the Rausch household has ALMOST made me consider marriage...

burt
06-22-2006, 12:49 AM
Introducing teh pr0n into the Rausch household has ALMOST made me consider marriage...

marriage is like drugs.......................just say no.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 12:53 AM
Won't you be getting married soon? You won't need porn after your married. ROFL ROFL ROFL

My fiancee knows I look at pr0n, she has no problem with it. Hell, I'm a cards fan--one of their pitchers a few years ago was a dead ringer for the Milf Hunter (Woody Williams)

Moooo
06-22-2006, 12:54 AM
My fiancee knows I look at pr0n, she has no problem with it. Hell, I'm a cards fan--one of their pitchers a few years ago was a dead ringer for the Milf Hunter (Woody Williams)

Milf Hunter... LOL!

Moooo

luv
06-22-2006, 12:54 AM
My fiancee knows I look at pr0n, she has no problem with it. Hell, I'm a cards fan--one of their pitchers a few years ago was a dead ringer for the Milf Hunter (Woody Williams)
I can't believe I know who you're talking about. :redface:

luv
06-22-2006, 12:55 AM
Married people probably need more porn considering what usually happens after marriage.
Man, three ROFL smilies after that post and I still get serious responses. Why does no one understand me? :deevee:

Rausch
06-22-2006, 12:55 AM
marriage is like drugs.......................just say no.

After living with a woman for 9 years I'm pretty much married already.

At this point it just gives me 50% if she wins the lottery...

Moooo
06-22-2006, 12:57 AM
I can't believe I know who you're talking about. :redface:

Its always funny to hear chicks admit to watching porn.

I'm not a conisseur, but there was a chick around a few years ago called Chloe Nicole. She wasn't that great to the eyes, but she's the only pornstar I ever saw that made me question whether or not she wasn't faking it.

Moooo

luv
06-22-2006, 12:58 AM
Its always funny to hear chicks admit to watching porn.

I'm not a conisseur, but there was a chick around a few years ago called Chloe Nicole. She wasn't that great to the eyes, but she's the only pornstar I ever saw that made me question whether or not she wasn't faking it.

Moooo
I'll admit to having watched it, but I will not admit to having liked it.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 12:58 AM
I can't believe I know who you're talking about. :redface:

The Milf Hunter is a cult hero. He even has his own Wiki article. Hell, one time my fiancee's dad dropped his name in passing.

Moooo
06-22-2006, 12:59 AM
I'll admit to having watched it, but I will not admit to having liked it.

Of course not. No woman does...

Moooo

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 01:01 AM
My best friend's gf likes porn.

luv
06-22-2006, 01:01 AM
Of course not. No woman does...

Moooo
Like it, or admit to liking it? I don't like it. I'm not one who needs visuals though. Plenty of other senses to work with.

burt
06-22-2006, 01:08 AM
My fiancee knows I look at pr0n, she has no problem with it.

That's because she's a fiance.....

A good man dies....he ends up at the pearly gates.

St. Peter sez, "Heaven is full....but will have an opening tomorrow. Would you like to check out hell for a day , then come to heaven?"

The guy figures, why not...I am adventurous...and I have heaven for eternity...so he sez, "Okay." Poof, he is at the gates of hell.

The devil meets him there and says, "Let me show you around" and opens the gates.....

As far as the man can see...its Golf courses, hot tubs and beautiful naked beer cart drivers..... He plays golf most of the day..enjoys a hot tub with several naked beer cart girls...then his day is done...Poof, he's at the pearly gates..

St Peter sex, "You ready to enter Heaven?"

The guy sez, "Can I just go to hell?"

St. Peter says, "Are you sure?"

The guy sez, "Yes, I am sure." Poof he is back at the gates of hell...with the devil.

Satan wraps his arm around the guy tightly....the gates open...and there is the gnashing of teeth, the tormented souls, the fire...the brimstone.

The guy sez, "Satan, yesterday, it was golf courses, babes beer and hot tubs...today it's.....well.......it's HELL!!!!.. why?"

Satan looks down at his new soul and says, "That's easy....yesterday, you were my potential client....today you are my customer."


fiances are kinda like that....

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:10 AM
Like it, or admit to liking it? I don't like it. I'm not one who needs visuals though. Plenty of other senses to work with.

Admit to liking it, though I'd say a lot actually don't, the rest won't admit it cause its unlady like. I've found the chicks who do LOVE lesbian porn, so I think its kinda whether or not you like that.

And it doesn't even have to do with sense, as much as it has to do with presentation. If it was made for women, they'd show them kissing more, maybe have him feed her chocolate-covered strawberries, or give her a real sexy backrub. Foreplay is a part of sex, so if porn was made for women, they'd include it in with MUCH more detail.

Moooo

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:13 AM
fiances are kinda like that....

I keep asking my friend who's engaged if he's worried whether or not his lady is gonna change when they get married. He's like, "I haven't really thought about it..."

But she comes across as a doormat. Truthfully, I think she might get better with marriage, cause then she'll at least speak for herself.

Moooo

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 01:14 AM
No one has mentioned a movie...but I had this idea a while back...medium core porn...the participants are actually having sex, but you cut out stuff like plumbing shots and a lot of the fetish type stuff. I think this would be more readily marketable to women.

burt
06-22-2006, 01:29 AM
I keep asking my friend who's engaged if he's worried whether or not his lady is gonna change when they get married. He's like, "I haven't really thought about it..."

But she comes across as a doormat. Truthfully, I think she might get better with marriage, cause then she'll at least speak for herself.

Moooo

As the bride walks down the isle....a tear runs down her cheek...know why?

She's thinking, "That's the last BJ I'll ever have to give...."

THEY ALL CHANGE.....MARRIAGE IS LIKE DRUGS......JUST SAY NO.....

luv
06-22-2006, 01:31 AM
As the bride walks down the isle....a tear runs down her cheek...know why?

She's thinking, "That's the last BJ I'll ever have to give...."

THEY ALL CHANGE.....MARRIAGE IS LIKE DRUGS......JUST SAY NO.....
That couldn't be a tear of happiness.

burt
06-22-2006, 01:33 AM
That couldn't be a tear of happiness.

absolutely......

luv
06-22-2006, 01:35 AM
absolutely......
Well, don't judge all...

Rausch
06-22-2006, 01:36 AM
No one has mentioned a movie....


Ok, you better track this ****er down and watch it now. I had to crawl through cobwebs and all kids of nasty in the basement to look at a VHS tape from about 10 years ago.

Peter North Volume 13.

That's the name. They didn't even bother with a title.

Still, it's high art...

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:37 AM
That couldn't be a tear of happiness.

If you aren't being sarcastic, you're a rare one. Its been my experience when women do that they act like they're doing you a favor, which is all the wrong attitude.

I can see why when a woman reaches that final level of accomplishment they don't think they need to. Though it all comes down to enjoying seeing your partner happy, or doing it for ulterior motives.

Moooo

luv
06-22-2006, 01:38 AM
If you aren't being sarcastic, you're a rare one. Its been my experience when women do that they act like they're doing you a favor, which is all the wrong attitude.

I can see why when a woman reaches that final level of accomplishment they don't think they need to. Though it all comes down to enjoying seeing your partner happy, or doing it for ulterior motives.

Moooo
With a guy I know, it's like a sense of accomplishment for me. That, and I like his O face...hehehe.

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:40 AM
With a guy I know, it's like a sense of accomplishment for me. That, and I like his O face...hehehe.

That goes back to your personality trait I discussed earlier. Those one out of five who are kinda submissive and all about keeping the peace, ROCK in bed.

Moooo

Rausch
06-22-2006, 01:40 AM
With a guy I know, it's like a sense of accomplishment for me. That, and I like his O face...hehehe.

When I get one without asking I KNOW she's ****ed something up. VCR, Computer, her car, my favorite CD, etc...

luv
06-22-2006, 01:41 AM
When I get one without asking I KNOW she's ****ed something up. VCR, Computer, her car, my favorite CD, etc...
Kinda like when a guy brings flowers, or actually cleans something without being told....

Rausch
06-22-2006, 01:42 AM
That goes back to your personality trait I discussed earlier. Those one out of five who are kinda submissive and all about keeping the peace, ROCK in bed.

Moooo

Until they start to "Rock the Casbah" to a fellah' who gives them less $#it and more $$$...

Rausch
06-22-2006, 01:43 AM
Kinda like when a guy brings flowers, or actually cleans something without being told....

Pretty much...

luv
06-22-2006, 01:44 AM
Until they start to "Rock the Casbah" to a fellah' who gives them less $#it and more $$$...
Stop with the generalizations already!

Some females like a good challenge.

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:45 AM
When I get one without asking I KNOW she's ****ed something up. VCR, Computer, her car, my favorite CD, etc...

This is where I get my theory of women

Sex:guys::attention:women

A guy gets a woman flowers if he wants something, a woman gives a guy a BJ if she wants something. It's all about the hot button.

Moooo

burt
06-22-2006, 01:46 AM
When I get one without asking I KNOW she's ****ed something up. VCR, Computer, her car, my favorite CD, etc...

I wish my Mrs. would really f*** up something then....

luv
06-22-2006, 01:47 AM
I wish my Mrs. would really f*** up something then....
ROFL

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:48 AM
Until they start to "Rock the Casbah" to a fellah' who gives them less $#it and more $$$...

Actually those same personalities are very indecisive, and a lot of times couldn't bring theirselves to make the jump into another relationship, even cheating.

Moooo

luv
06-22-2006, 01:49 AM
Actually those same personalities are very indecisive, and a lot of times couldn't bring theirselves to make the jump into another relationship, even cheating.

Moooo
I hope you don't think that my type would be submissive to the point of taking nothing but bad without any good. There are lines. Of course, I'd kick his arse to the curb before moving on to another.

burt
06-22-2006, 01:50 AM
ROFL

I haven't had sheet spinters under my fingernails in a long time!!!!

Moooo
06-22-2006, 01:53 AM
I hope you don't think that my type would be submissive to the point of taking nothing but bad without any good. There are lines. Of course, I'd kick his arse to the curb before moving on to another.

Most would. But those personalities will take more crap before they do have enough.

Moooo

luv
06-22-2006, 01:55 AM
You know you're getting old when 2AM becomes your bedtime.

Rausch
06-22-2006, 01:58 AM
Most would.

No, they woudn't.

Most would make sure they'd secured the next b/f before moving on.

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2006, 02:00 AM
Jesse Jane or Tawny Roberts are pretty good

luv
06-22-2006, 02:02 AM
No, they woudn't.

Most would make sure they'd secured the next b/f before moving on.
Hell no, I may be insecure, but I've survived 29 years on my own, I can't stand females who can't go a week without being on some guy's arm (or in some guy's bed). Pathetic.

Rausch
06-22-2006, 02:03 AM
Jesse Jane or Tawny Roberts are pretty good

Feh...I prefer Brittney Skye myself.

Rausch
06-22-2006, 02:05 AM
Hell no, I may be insecure, but I've survived 29 years on my own, I can't stand females who can't go a week without being on some guy's arm (or in some guy's bed). Pathetic.

Of course it is...

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2006, 02:07 AM
Feh...I prefer Brittney Skye myself.

Brittany Skye isn't bad, I use to be into Devon but she got to damn skinny. Jessica Drake is a girl who can move too, I'm kinda interested what Lanny Barbie has to offer too though

Rausch
06-22-2006, 02:21 AM
Brittany Skye isn't bad, I use to be into Devon but she got to damn skinny. Jessica Drake is a girl who can move too, I'm kinda interested what Lanny Barbie has to offer too though

I've always been a fan of the "dirty girl."

That chick you watch something she does and go "OH, OH HELL NO! That's just wrong....YUCK!.......No, what're you doing? Hell no man, REWIND that $#it!"

:)

DaneMcCloud
06-22-2006, 02:24 AM
Feh...I prefer Brittney Skye myself.

Brittney's into UFC and boxing (I ran into her twice last year, once at the Contender Finale). She's fairly cute, but has a tendency to get a beer belly. Oh, and she's taller than you so you'll need to wear your Timberlands at all times. ROFL

Rausch
06-22-2006, 02:26 AM
Brittney's into UFC and boxing (I ran into her twice last year, once at the Contender Finale). She's fairly cute, but has a tendency to get a beer belly. Oh, and she's taller than you so you'll need to wear your Timberlands at all times. ROFL

I'd ****ing ruin her.

There'd be empty beer cans and french fried p'taters and one dehydrated blond pr0n star at the scene of the crime needing emergency medical assistance...

Fruit Ninja
06-22-2006, 01:31 PM
I'd ****ing ruin her.

There'd be empty beer cans and french fried p'taters and one dehydrated blond pr0n star at the scene of the crime needing emergency medical assistance...
you would need the medical assistance. lol Brittney Skye is pretty damn cute, but they **** for a living lol. multiple guys. N she even got into anal lately. She's pretty hot. lol



KC

Predarat
06-22-2006, 01:50 PM
Anything with Tory Lane usually makes for a good movie also.
Damn straight! Hailey Paige always give a good performance as well!

jlscorpio
06-22-2006, 06:59 PM
Lauren Phoenix is always good

sd4chiefs
06-22-2006, 07:27 PM
I have nothing against porn but I don't think this is the place to be posting porn sights. Maybe we need a porn forum. Never mind, I spend to much time on the planet as it is.

BucEyedPea
06-22-2006, 07:39 PM
After living with a woman for 9 years I'm pretty much married already.

At this point it just gives me 50% if she wins the lottery...


Gold Digger!
ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-22-2006, 07:41 PM
Brittney Skye and Lanny Barbie are both good 'workers'...personally, I think Jessie Jane's boob job is hideous...way too bulbous, IMO.

BucEyedPea
06-22-2006, 07:42 PM
Hell no, I may be insecure, but I've survived 29 years on my own, I can't stand females who can't go a week without being on some guy's arm (or in some guy's bed). Pathetic.
Well, that there is one of your strengths. You can't be that insecure.
My older sis was like that, I used to make fun of her. She couldn't go to a family wedding UNLESS she brought a date. Always, had to have a guy around.
I was the opposite...coulda cared less.

BucEyedPea
06-22-2006, 07:51 PM
THEY ALL CHANGE.....MARRIAGE IS LIKE DRUGS......JUST SAY NO.....


Good word: ALL....because it includes both sexes.
You NEVER know someone until you live with them in a marriage...not just as a roomate.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-22-2006, 08:13 PM
The only video experience I've had with porn has to be Girls Gone Wild. This wasn't that new "games" shit. This was actual real-life drunk women. Many years ago I purchased this 2 video set from the commercial on my credit card. At first, I thought it was a heck of a deal. Then I received another video in the mail I didn't ask for. Every week, I got a new video. This continued for about 3 months until I had to cancel my credit card.