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sedated
06-23-2006, 07:09 PM
someone please entertain me

Count Alex's Losses
06-23-2006, 07:10 PM
Go buy Oblivion.

Rain Man
06-23-2006, 07:14 PM
Knock, knock.

BucEyedPea
06-23-2006, 07:16 PM
Who's there?

Rain Man
06-23-2006, 07:16 PM
(Running away, giggling)

Count Alex's Losses
06-23-2006, 07:18 PM
DING DONG!

BucEyedPea
06-23-2006, 07:21 PM
Who's there?

sedated
06-23-2006, 07:32 PM
(Running away, giggling)

ROFL

although, I was expecting a bag of flaming sh!t.

Rain Man
06-23-2006, 07:38 PM
DING DONG!

Oh, my gosh. Did the witch die?

StcChief
06-23-2006, 07:44 PM
Oh, my gosh. Did the witch die?
The witch is dead, the witch is dead.

sedated
06-23-2006, 07:44 PM
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "mother."

Baconeater
06-23-2006, 07:45 PM
While I was watching the NFL play-off games one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle......

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

sedated
06-23-2006, 07:51 PM
While I was watching the NFL play-off games one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle......

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

wasn't this posted here like a week ago?

Baconeater
06-23-2006, 07:58 PM
wasn't this posted here like a week ago?
Probably.

sedated
06-23-2006, 08:02 PM
if the Bible has taught us nothing else (and it hasn't) it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

sedated
06-23-2006, 08:05 PM
every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Baconeater
06-23-2006, 08:12 PM
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Baconeater
06-23-2006, 08:13 PM
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late

BucEyedPea
06-23-2006, 08:14 PM
every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Lemme guess, educated in the 1990's mostly? :p

sedated
06-23-2006, 08:15 PM
I bent my wookie

elvomito
06-23-2006, 08:16 PM
i haven't laughed so hard at somethin in a long long time: http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=31508A1A5F8ECDD2

Baconeater
06-23-2006, 08:16 PM
That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

sedated
06-23-2006, 08:17 PM
Lemme guess, educated in the 1990's mostly? :p

1,663 posts, and you have yet to produce one that makes sense to me

chiefs4me
06-23-2006, 08:28 PM
someone please entertain me




wanna fight??:D