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Otter
06-23-2006, 08:47 PM
My brother came in for the weekend and we got into a pissing match.

I'm hobbled, bored and drinking Troegs.

http://www.troegs.com/

What the ****s your story?

EDIT: friendly brotherly pissing match

JBucc
06-23-2006, 08:48 PM
amputate!

Bwana
06-23-2006, 08:50 PM
Joe: If I had a sawbuck for everytime I have broke a little toe, I would be retired. I went through toes every year in martial arts. You can tape it, or cut the little ****er off. ;)

Otter
06-23-2006, 08:52 PM
amputate!

As much as I ignored my pinkie toe up to this point I’d have to say that I very much enjoy his company.

Say “hi” to your pinkie toe tonight guys, don’t ignore him anymore.

Otter
06-23-2006, 08:53 PM
Joe: If I had a sawbuck for everytime I have broke a little toe, I would be retired. I went through toes every year in martial arts. You can tape it, or cut the little ****er off. ;)

BWANA!!!!

SNR
06-24-2006, 12:44 AM
Did you see a clown and hastily and violently stub your toe as you were trying to make a quick escape?

Moooo
06-24-2006, 12:46 AM
I thought the little toe was like 30% of your stability? I know the big toe is a lot (obviously, but seriously...

Moooo

Miles
06-24-2006, 12:50 AM
KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable!

KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.

GEORGE: You ran?

KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."

GEORGE: Holy cow!

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!

GEORGE: How could you do that?!

KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

GEORGE: You're Batman.

KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?

stevieray
06-24-2006, 12:51 AM
This little piggy went owwwwwwwwwwwww all the way home.

Miles
06-24-2006, 12:52 AM
ELAINE: Sure, the pinky toe is cute! But, I mean, what is it? It's useless! It does nothing. It's got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. What do we need it for?

JERRY: Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the home.'

ELAINE: Why don't you just shut the f-

Moooo
06-24-2006, 12:52 AM
One last toe comment...

"You want a toe? I can have you a toe by 3 o'clock!!!"

"I'm finishing my coffee..."

Moooo

Miles
06-24-2006, 12:54 AM
One last toe comment...

"You want a toe? I can have you a toe by 3 o'clock!!!"

"I'm finishing my coffee..."

Moooo

His girlfriend gave up her toe!
She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Iss not fair!

Moooo
06-24-2006, 12:56 AM
His girlfriend gave up her toe!
She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Iss not fair!

"Holy shit, are these guys the Nazis?"
"These are nihlists, Donnie, they're cowards..."

Moooo

greg63
06-24-2006, 12:58 AM
Why it it called the pinky??? Is it pink???

Rausch
06-24-2006, 01:09 AM
I Broke my Pinkie Toe

Sissy.

I'd kick yer ass if I wasn't about 350 miles away.













Or 150 lbs less and 2 ft. shorter.

luv
06-24-2006, 01:13 AM
Sissy.

I'd kick yer ass if I wasn't about 350 miles away.



Or 150 lbs less and 2 ft. shorter.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight.....

Rausch
06-24-2006, 01:15 AM
It's not the size of the dog in the fight.....

Sarcasm aside, I've met him.

I'm sticking with the sarcasm...

Count Zarth
06-24-2006, 01:16 AM
Just for you, Otter.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8551/slo55nc8fx2jd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BigOlChiefsfan
06-24-2006, 03:37 AM
I'm confused how you could break a toe in a pissing match. Y'all kickboxing while you pee, or something like that? Or did you win the pissing match and stomp the urinal in a celebratory frenzy, the porcelein breaking your pinky toe in the process?

"Nihilists? Whoa. Say what you want to about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos".

Rausch
06-24-2006, 03:39 AM
I'm confused how you could break a toe in a pissing match. Y'all kickboxing while you pee, or something like that?

ROFL

Bwana
06-24-2006, 05:20 AM
I'm confused how you could break a toe in a pissing match. Y'all kickboxing while you pee, or something like that? .

Heh! With flipflops on no doubt. :hmmm:

Otter
06-24-2006, 08:28 AM
Just for you, Otter.

That is indeed a creepy picture. Just what I needed to start off my day.

Yuck

I really need to put more energy into my opening posts. :shrug:

StcChief
06-24-2006, 11:12 AM
My brother came in for the weekend and we got into a pissing match.

I'm hobbled, bored and drinking Troegs.

http://www.troegs.com/

What the ****s your story?

EDIT: friendly brotherly pissing match

Sorry about the little toe. It's surprising how it hobbles you.

Those Troegs look good....so what your favorite?

Being a mcro-brew taster.... sampling is the way to go.

Otter
06-24-2006, 11:29 AM
Sorry about the little toe. It's surprising how it hobbles you.

Those Troegs look good....so what your favorite?

Being a mcro-brew taster.... sampling is the way to go.

Without a doubt Troegs Dreamweaver.

I can’t say I like this description too much but I doubt I could do any better. (from the website)

“Long toasty days, cool breezy nights and a splash of magic provide the inspiration for the Troegs brothers’ dreamiest Single Batch creation—Dreamweaver Wheat. Combining four wheat types with Munich and Pils malts, noble Saaz hops, and a yeast strain that imparts a spicy, peppery, clove taste with a slight hint of bananas, Dreamweaver Wheat is an unfiltered blast of spicy, mouthwatering joy.”

About the heaviest beer I like is Rouge’s Dead Guy and I really have to be in the mood for that one. Dreamweaver is right up there with Dogfish 60 Minute IPA as my favorite beer to drink.

Ya know, it’s after 1pm, I may have to go tap myself one and throw in The Godfather or something while I ice my tootsie.

Rain Man
06-24-2006, 07:12 PM
If you broke a toe during a pissing match, you probably need to cut down on your iron intake.