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Bowser
06-24-2006, 04:38 PM
PREFACE:

It's two months ago. You and two of your friends (let's call them Jeff and Ron) are going to the movies, and the choices are Posiedon or Mission Impossible III. You and Ron are lifelong friends, and Ron has a history of flinging you copious amounts of shit throughout the years. You and Jeff are looking forward to seeing MI3 due to the unexpected good feedback you've heard about it. You pass this along to Ron, and Ron has a fit. Ron begins to rant about how Tom Cruise is a homosexual, has a big nose, is a no-talent hack, and he refuses to pay money to support anything he does. Eventually, you and Jeff concede to go to Poseidon just to shut him up, if nothing else. But along the way, you make reference to how Ron really needs to control his man-crush on Tom Cruise, because it just ruins everyone's fun. As stated, Ron never backs down from clowning on you, so you're not going to let a softball in the strike zone get away. Laughs ensue, the movie is seen, all is well. Ron goes back to his job which has him traveling most days, and you haven't seen him since.

FAST FORWARD TO A WEEK OR SO AGO:

It's been a couple of months since you've talked to Ron, so you call him and blah-blah it for twenty minutes or so. What's going on, what's up, how've you been, that kind of stuff. No big deal.

FAST FORWARD TO A FEW DAYS OR SO AGO:

As you're waking up, you get a call from Ron. Basically, this is what you hear:

Ron: What's up, man?

You: Nothing. Just getting up.

Ron: What? Damn, you lazyass!

You: Yeah, you know me. Someone's got to be late for work.

Ron: Yeah, yeah. Say, what did you mean by saying all that stuff about my man-crush on Tom Cruise?

You: What?

Ron: What did you mean by saying that stuff about Tom Cruise and me having a man-crush on him?

You: What? I...have no idea what you're saying......

Ron: Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say. Well, 'bye. *click*


You wait a few minutes, call back, get voicemail, and tell him that he obviously needs to talk about something, and call back whenever he's ready to talk.

What would you think of this bizarre crap?

Bowser
06-24-2006, 04:42 PM
Damn. I was going to make this a poll.

Oh well. Here's the choices.....

1) Ron is gay. Most likely flaming.

2) Ron is in the closet, and doesn't like the thought of being "outed".

3) Ron has too much time on his hands, and is looking for a way to get back at you for getting to him.

4) Ron is just an a-hole, and can't keep his a-hole tendencies to himself.


Remember, you had a normal conversation with him before this talk took place.

58-4ever
06-24-2006, 05:01 PM
Ron is definitely gay. Your comment has been eating at him for a few months now. Either that, or he's the most insecure heterosexual on the planet.

JBucc
06-24-2006, 05:13 PM
Poseidon?

Bowser
06-24-2006, 05:15 PM
Poseidon?

Well, it sure wasn't going to be Herbie.

Vegas_Dave
06-24-2006, 05:28 PM
Ron and you are gay. You wanted to see MI3 and pay for it.

Vegas_Dave
06-24-2006, 05:30 PM
Sorry, cant help but give you crap.

Vegas_Dave
06-24-2006, 05:30 PM
By the way, Ron is gay.

Demonpenz
06-24-2006, 05:31 PM
hetersexuals would just be happy they are alive and able to consume beer and hot wings and watch internet porn and use run on sentences. Homosexuals get pissed about nothing.

Logical
06-24-2006, 05:33 PM
5. I am way overanalyzing this, to such an extent that I actually brought it to the BB. I really need to find something better to create my next thread topic on.

Vegas_Dave
06-24-2006, 05:36 PM
5. I am way overanalyzing this, to such an extent that I actually brought it to the BB. I really need to find something better to create my next thread topic on.

Beer, women & their breasts, or football are all appropriate such topics.

Bwana
06-24-2006, 05:36 PM
I don't know if the guy is an ass ranger, but at the very least, he is a Nancy Boy limp nipple. Not only would I not call the dude, but he would be lucky if under the same conditions, I didn't kick his ass for being such a drama queen and a weak tit. Cut your loses and leave that card out of the deck. :)

Logical
06-24-2006, 05:40 PM
By the way I am not sure what was worse, you allowing him to influence you to not see a movie you want to see, or you obsessing over his concern. Seems you might value this homophobe's friendship more than is healthy.

ExtremeChief
06-24-2006, 05:48 PM
:thailor:

FAX
06-24-2006, 05:49 PM
Hmmm. I'm with Mr. Bwana on this one. That's pretty odd, Mr. Bowser. I don't blame you for thinking it's weird, because it is. Quite.

The hypothetical guy has obviously been stewing over the hypothetical comment for a long hypothetical time. Why?

1. He's gay and in the closet.
2. He's gay and in denial.
3. He's gay and wants you.
4. He's not gay but worried that you think he is.
5. He's not gay but wants you to think he is.
6. He's part gay and part movie critic.

I know he's your hypothetical friend and all, but no matter what, the last phone call was kinda strange.

FAX

Moooo
06-24-2006, 06:01 PM
Gotta love the self-righteous. They'll do anything, even stab their friend in the back, in order to "know" their right.

Moooo

StcChief
06-24-2006, 06:19 PM
Ron has Male PMS

Boise_Chief
06-24-2006, 06:27 PM
Endelt's not "Gay" he's just Gayish.
jk

Baby Lee
06-24-2006, 06:28 PM
Might be someone you both know made some subsequent insinuations in an unrelated conversation or setting, and Ron got it in his head that his whole circle of friends have having this big laugh behind his back for the past few weeks.

Bowser
06-24-2006, 06:32 PM
5. I am way overanalyzing this, to such an extent that I actually brought it to the BB. I really need to find something better to create my next thread topic on.

Meh. It's the offseason. Not much else going on.

Bowser
06-24-2006, 06:32 PM
Might be someone you both know made some subsequent insinuations in an unrelated conversation or setting, and Ron got it in his head that his whole circle of friends have having this big laugh behind his back for the past few weeks.

This is something somebody else suggested, as well.

CoMoChief
06-24-2006, 06:32 PM
There is only one solution to this. He's definately a faggit.

Bowser
06-24-2006, 06:38 PM
By the way I am not sure what was worse, you allowing him to influence you to not see a movie you want to see, or you obsessing over his concern. Seems you might value this homophobe's friendship more than is healthy.

Again, meh. Both movies were in the docket, and Ron is hypothetically a lifelong friend. It was just a strange reaction. Hypothetically. :)

blueballs
06-24-2006, 06:55 PM
you must prove to h im
you are a man
go bang his girlfriend
sister or mother

Rain Man
06-24-2006, 07:00 PM
1. He's gay and in the closet.
2. He's gay and in denial.
3. He's gay and wants you.
4. He's not gay but worried that you think he is.
5. He's not gay but wants you to think he is.
6. He's part gay and part movie critic.



I think that FAX:

1. hit the nail right on the head with one of these.
2. hit the nail right on the head with more than one of these.
3. partially hit the nail on the head with one of these.
4. partially hit the nail on the head with more than one of these.
5. is wrong.