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JimNasium
06-24-2006, 06:43 PM
I have never but some idiot did on the 757 I was on yesterday. It smelled so badly that I thought we would have to report a biological weapon attack to Homeland Security. :shake: That was the ultimate walk of shame.

StcChief
06-24-2006, 07:23 PM
Sure why not. Any different than a bus.?

Better than in a bag under the seat.

Count Alex's Losses
06-24-2006, 07:26 PM
Probably, but I don't remember. I haven't been on a plane in years.

Der Flöprer
06-24-2006, 07:27 PM
I have never but some idiot did on the 757 I was on yesterday. It smelled so badly that I thought we would have to report a biological weapon attack to Homeland Security. :shake: That was the ultimate walk of shame.



ROFL ROFL ROFL Just at that moment a man was overheard saying "Can I get an extra bag of peanuts?"

Bowser
06-24-2006, 07:39 PM
Ahh, a 'Nasium poop thread. It's been too long.

JBucc
06-24-2006, 08:02 PM
I try my best not to sit on public toilets.

Coach
06-24-2006, 08:27 PM
I have never but some idiot did on the 757 I was on yesterday. It smelled so badly that I thought we would have to report a biological weapon attack to Homeland Security. :shake: That was the ultimate walk of shame.

Well, at least he didn't say "I dropped a bomb." while taking a shit.

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2006, 08:29 PM
In an airplane or on one?

There's a slight difference.

JimNasium
06-24-2006, 08:36 PM
In an airplane or on one?

There's a slight difference.
How about "while on an airplane"?

DJay23
06-24-2006, 08:37 PM
No but I was taking a piss on one when we hit some serious turbulence. I was midstream and was being thrown about that little tiny bathroom. Let's just say that there's not much in there that didn't get sprayed.

Phobia
06-24-2006, 08:54 PM
I've never pooped on an airplane but I've pooped on a car.

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2006, 08:55 PM
How about "while on an airplane"?

Well... does this mean you are physically on top of the airplane while doing the deed? Perhaps it would be more clear if you said "onboard an airplane", since "onboard" specifies where the pooping is actually taking place.

milkman
06-24-2006, 08:57 PM
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Would it have been any better if he had just shit his pants?

milkman
06-24-2006, 08:58 PM
Well... does this mean you are physically on top of the airplane while doing the deed? Perhaps it would be more clear if you said "onboard an airplane", since "onboard" specifies where the pooping is actually taking place.

OK George.

JimNasium
06-24-2006, 09:03 PM
Well... does this mean you are physically on top of the airplane while doing the deed? Perhaps it would be more clear if you said "onboard an airplane", since "onboard" specifies where the pooping is actually taking place.
Perhaps I need to consult you for future "poop thread" offerings. I certainly don't want to confuse you in the future.

Ultra Peanut
06-24-2006, 09:04 PM
WE'VE GOT MOTHER****IN' POOP!

http://random-m.com/images/241609276_pooponaplane.jpg

CosmicPal
06-24-2006, 09:10 PM
I remember doing the first Blues Pub Crawl in KC years ago. We went from bar to bar drinking and listening to music- by the end of the night I was so sloshed I could barely stand up. We took the last bus to our car and I had to take a whiz so bad that I went to that tiny freakin' closet of a bathroom in the rear of the bus.

It never occured to me I would have so much trouble trying to stand still on a moving bus while highly intoxicated. Needless to say, I don't think I put one drop of piss in the toilet, but more importantly- I made so much damn racket being bounced around like a body bag in that bathroom that when I finally came out- the entire bus was watching me. Thank gawd I was hammered, 'cause I didn't care.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2006, 09:46 PM
I have not pooped on an airplane.

I have pooped in an airplane.

ChiefaRoo
06-24-2006, 09:48 PM
I have not pooped on an airplane.

I have pooped in an airplane.

ba da bump............. ting! (rim shot) :)