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mac58
06-26-2006, 04:01 PM
just what exactly is a "good" size?


just askin

Donger
06-26-2006, 04:03 PM
just what exactly is a "good" size?


just askin

This reminds me of a thread (probably in the Romper Room now) where a newbie asked "What size are you fellas packin'?" It was an entertaining thread, especially when the newbie in question started talking about 'his boyfriend's c*ck" and all.

BucEyedPea
06-26-2006, 04:06 PM
Donger's avoiding the question no doubt! ROFL

Jenny Gump
06-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Mac, I'm pretty sure she meant to say cm, not inches. Sorry, the proof is in the metrics.

Donger
06-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Donger's avoiding the question no doubt! ROFL

7.675" erect.
7.875" fully angry.

Rain Man
06-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Did you guys ever see the episode of "Just Shoot Me" where the guys went into the steam room, and it turned out that Finch (David Spade) was built like a large horse? It was hilarious.

He didn't realize it, and when they told him, he was quite surprised. He said, "All I've ever seen is those guys in porno movies, and I just assumed I was above average."

Clint in Wichita
06-26-2006, 04:13 PM
Yeah, 11-12 inches, if you measure from your a__hole forward. :rolleyes:

Jenny Gump
06-26-2006, 04:14 PM
Yeah, 11-12 inches, if you measure from your a__hole forward. :rolleyes:

Does Red do that by throwing the measuring stick past you?

Braincase
06-26-2006, 04:18 PM
Does Red do that by throwing the measuring stick past you?

ROFL

I'll wait until I actually need a Viagra before I measure, until then, I got enough to satisfy me.

Donger
06-26-2006, 04:22 PM
Does Red do that by throwing the measuring stick past you?

Ouch.

ROFL

RickObie
06-26-2006, 04:29 PM
"Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it." ...

Douche Baggins
06-26-2006, 04:31 PM
Length is not as important as girth.

Fish
06-26-2006, 04:31 PM
Average penis size is 3.5". Anything over 4" and the woman should be very very grateful......

Donger
06-26-2006, 04:33 PM
Length is not as important as girth.

We're not discussing Light Sabres here, Tommy Tuna Can.

TinyEvel
06-26-2006, 04:35 PM
Thank you.
Now I know that, whatever thread I start, it won't be the most dumbassical

BucEyedPea
06-26-2006, 04:36 PM
Girth does matter.

Frankly too big and too thick....is just well OUCH!

Douche Baggins
06-26-2006, 04:37 PM
We're not discussing Light Sabres here, Tommy Tuna Can.

Obviously. When it comes to lightsabers, length is more important.

Garcia Bronco
06-26-2006, 04:37 PM
Average penis size is 3.5". Anything over 4" and the woman should be very very grateful......

I've heard 2.5


Why are woman bad at math?


They've always been told this:

[................................]

is 5 inches.

Donger
06-26-2006, 04:39 PM
Obviously. When it comes to lightsabers, length is more important.

You know, I watched that last Star Wars film last night. It was pretty good, although Natalie Portman STILL didn't get her rack out.

Bob Dole
06-26-2006, 04:39 PM
Obviously. When it comes to lightsabers, length is more important.

Actually, Bob Dole is fairly certain that voltage is most important.

Donger
06-26-2006, 04:40 PM
Actually, Bob Dole is fairly certain that voltage is most important.

"It ain't the volts that get you; it's the amps!"

Douche Baggins
06-26-2006, 04:44 PM
Actually, Bob Dole is fairly certain that voltage is most important.

Internal power cells create photoelectric energy and the blade is focused from the crystal. A tight beam of anti-protons appears on command, which is focused through one, two, or three multi-faceted crystals. The activation button energizes the weapon forming a positively charged shaft of coherent packets of anti-proton energy about a meter (3 ft) long. The anti-protons are attracted back to the saber hilt by a negatively charged, high-energy flux aperture. The anti-proton packets are recycled to create the glowing blade by a power cell superconductor. The saber hums and scintillates with a distinct sound and has a shimmering blade. The entire functioning processes are completely contained and self-regenerative. Lightsabers lose little power when they come in contact with other objects, and thus can last almost indefinitely.

Bob Dole
06-26-2006, 04:48 PM
Internal power cells create photoelectric energy and the blade is focused from the crystal. A tight beam of anti-protons appears on command, which is focused through one, two, or three multi-faceted crystals. The activation button energizes the weapon forming a positively charged shaft of coherent packets of anti-proton energy about a meter (3 ft) long. The anti-protons are attracted back to the saber hilt by a negatively charged, high-energy flux aperture. The anti-proton packets are recycled to create the glowing blade by a power cell superconductor. The saber hums and scintillates with a distinct sound and has a shimmering blade. The entire functioning processes are completely contained and self-regenerative. Lightsabers lose little power when they come in contact with other objects, and thus can last almost indefinitely.

Once again, you make the Baby Jesus cry.

jlscorpio
06-26-2006, 04:48 PM
Rarely do I actually LOL just by reading a thread title on the front page. This was one such occasion. Musta been the "wife says" part...

Logical
06-26-2006, 04:51 PM
Cleanup on aisle mac58

Would someone please take out the garbage.

Bob Dole
06-26-2006, 04:52 PM
Rarely do I actually LOL just by reading a thread title on the front page. This was one such occasion. Musta been the "wife says" part...

It's okay. She told Bob Dole the same thing.

Logical
06-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Internal power cells create photoelectric energy and the blade is focused from the crystal. A tight beam of anti-protons appears on command, which is focused through one, two, or three multi-faceted crystals. The activation button energizes the weapon forming a positively charged shaft of coherent packets of anti-proton energy about a meter (3 ft) long. The anti-protons are attracted back to the saber hilt by a negatively charged, high-energy flux aperture. The anti-proton packets are recycled to create the glowing blade by a power cell superconductor. The saber hums and scintillates with a distinct sound and has a shimmering blade. The entire functioning processes are completely contained and self-regenerative. Lightsabers lose little power when they come in contact with other objects, and thus can last almost indefinitely.

OMG think of the braincells wasted coming up with this piece of useless information.

Iowanian
06-26-2006, 04:54 PM
This is a question, that only 2 groups of people care about.

1. Men with little winkeys.
2. Women with HUUUUUUGE Berginers.

Douche Baggins
06-26-2006, 04:54 PM
OMG think of the braincells wasted coming up with this piece of useless information.

Useless? Do you have any idea how much money Star Wars crap makes?

Iowanian
06-26-2006, 04:58 PM
Leave Logical Alone....he's just upset that his noodle hasn't worked since the Berlin Wall was shiney.

Logical
06-26-2006, 05:05 PM
Leave Logical Alone....he's just upset that his noodle hasn't worked since the Berlin Wall was shiney.Unlike Iowanain who just goes out back and calls his possum for their daily session.

DJay23
06-26-2006, 05:08 PM
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

BucEyedPea
06-26-2006, 05:10 PM
Would someone please take out the garbage.

Men's work! :)

mac58
06-26-2006, 05:17 PM
not one of u brainiacks got that i was mocking the prior thread of:
What is considered a good credit score. Mine is in the 800-850 range wife says


What is considered good penis size. Mine is in the 11- 12 inch range wife says

Logical
06-26-2006, 05:20 PM
not one of u brainiacks got that i was mocking the prior thread of:
What is considered a good credit score. Mine is in the 800-850 range wife says


What is considered good penis size. Mine is in the 11- 12 inch range wife says
You are just not very funny. You should get your money back for that on-line comedy course you took.

sedated
06-26-2006, 05:21 PM
it's like a hockey puck

KChiefs1
06-26-2006, 05:23 PM
How deep is a woman's vagina cavity & why isn't this just as important has how long a man's penis is?

kcfanintitanhell
06-26-2006, 05:32 PM
not one of u brainiacks got that i was mocking the prior thread of:
What is considered a good credit score. Mine is in the 800-850 range wife says


What is considered good penis size. Mine is in the 11- 12 inch range wife says


ROFL

The Red Sea
06-26-2006, 05:43 PM
I know its an old thing to say but I will anyhow..
Its not about the size but the motion of the ocean!

I always thought about it like this..
If I've gotten most woman off with my pinky I sure as Hell aint worried about my Cack size.

In my opinion its all about hitting the target & the targets not buried deep in the tunnel of love. =P

We dont need a sex education thread here do we?

R&GHomer
06-26-2006, 05:46 PM
Average penis size is 3.5". Anything over 4" and the woman should be very very grateful......

:spock: 3.5 are you serious?

sedated
06-26-2006, 05:58 PM
:spock: 3.5 are you serious?

he just tells himself that so he can sleep at night

BucEyedPea
06-26-2006, 06:04 PM
As dudes usually say...this thread is worthless without pics! ROFL

Donger
06-26-2006, 06:12 PM
As dudes usually say...this thread is worthless without pics! ROFL

You want a picture of my c*ck?

BucEyedPea
06-26-2006, 06:16 PM
Cuck? Not really!

ROFL

JBucc
06-26-2006, 06:19 PM
Here's mine. NSFW or home either probably
http://www.JBuccsbigcock/archives/DSC02412.JPG (http://www.raglanroad.org/weblog/archives/DSC02412.JPG)

listopencil
06-26-2006, 06:19 PM
Cuck? Not really!

ROFL


The question is "What will you give up for said pictures, and how quickly?"

4th and Long
06-26-2006, 06:20 PM
As dudes usually say...this thread is worthless without pics! ROFL
Great. The Professor of penis is here. Show us your PhD.

4th and Long
06-26-2006, 06:21 PM
The question is "What will you give up for said pictures, and how quickly?"
She'll do that right after this happens ...

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/hell-freezes.jpg

listopencil
06-26-2006, 06:23 PM
She'll do that right after this happens ...

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/hell-freezes.jpg



I've heard you can see Denise's house from there.

4th and Long
06-26-2006, 06:26 PM
I've heard you can see Denise's house from there.
I don't discuss her, or politics for that matter, so I am left to take your word on it.

CoMoChief
06-26-2006, 06:37 PM
What exactly is a penis anyways? Nah, just kiddin guys. Actually that's me in my avatar.

ChiefsFire
06-26-2006, 06:41 PM
it's like a hockey puck


cold and black?

mac58
06-26-2006, 06:49 PM
You are just not very funny. You should get your money back for that on-line comedy course you took.


wow ur too funny. . .OMG did u just make that up... I never heard that before holy shit. . .where do u come up with this shit. . .whats next ur going to tell me ur rubber im glue. . .****ing loser. . .

ChiefsFire
06-26-2006, 06:51 PM
wow ur too funny. . .OMG did u just make that up... I never heard that before holy shit. . .where do u come up with this shit. . .whats next ur going to tell me ur rubber im glue. . .****ing loser. . .


easy turbo......im sure your wife "thinks" it feels like 12inches

Logical
06-26-2006, 06:53 PM
wow ur too funny. . .OMG did u just make that up... I never heard that before holy shit. . .where do u come up with this shit. . .whats next ur going to tell me ur rubber im glue. . .****ing loser. . .OMG this stupid sniveling asswipe of a pathetic piece of rotting flesh, just called me a ****ing loser, What am I to do?ROFL

Rain Man
06-26-2006, 06:55 PM
Don't listen to Logical, mac58. You're doing just fine.

And by the way, I don't offer refunds for my online comedy course.

listopencil
06-26-2006, 06:55 PM
wow ur too funny. . .OMG did u just make that up... I never heard that before holy shit. . .where do u come up with this shit. . .whats next ur going to tell me ur rubber im glue. . .****ing loser. . .


Please allow me to communicate with you using your mother tongue:



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Ari Chi3fs
06-26-2006, 06:58 PM
My wife says a good penis size is anywhere from 800-850.

ChiefsFire
06-26-2006, 07:03 PM
My wife says a good penis size is anywhere from 800-850.
Mgs.??

Ari Chi3fs
06-26-2006, 07:07 PM
I named my penis FICO.

Ari Chi3fs
06-26-2006, 07:22 PM
cuz he likes to score.

Phobia
06-26-2006, 07:53 PM
Does it really matter anyway? I've always considered my penis the guide for my vibrating pubic hair.

Jenny Gump
06-26-2006, 07:56 PM
11.

listopencil
06-26-2006, 08:18 PM
11.


Mine's only ten...but so is my tongue.

4th and Long
06-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Mine's only ten...but so is my tongue.
Got me beat by 1/2 an inch.

Damn you! Damn you to hell!

Iowanian
06-26-2006, 08:50 PM
If a lady thinks your peepee is too small, all you have to do is issue 3-4 solid Uppercuts to the cooterbone....It'll give her a couple of fat lips, and cinch that think up like she's been using it to suck on a perssimons fruit.

Michael Jackson could hit both sides using that method.


Logical, the only use I could think of for my wedding tackle for an oppossum all day would be as a sun shade.

FAX
06-26-2006, 08:52 PM
If a lady thinks your peepee is too small, all you have to do is issue 3-4 solid Uppercuts to the cooterbone....It'll give her a couple of fat lips, and cinch that think up like she's been using it to suck on a perssimons fruit.

Holy Jesus, Mr. Iowanian.

FAX

Brock
06-26-2006, 08:56 PM
Bunch of fags.

Ultra Peanut
06-26-2006, 08:56 PM
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MannyTheTorpedoes: papelmom can you take the cruss of my bred i don like a cruss
MomOfPap: But Manny, the crust is the most important part! It has nutrients that will keep you big and strong! I'm sure you want to keep hitting home runs!
MannyTheTorpedoes: hommmme run

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KingOfPap: /eats crust

my mom nos evrything!
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granny sposed to not come til little han high fives big han

Mr. Flopnuts
06-26-2006, 08:58 PM
ROFL Has Donger sounded off on this thread yet? With a name like that, one would think he'd know.

BucEyedPea
06-26-2006, 09:00 PM
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY

Internal Revenue Service

TO: All Male Taxpayers

FROM: The Internal Revenue Service

SUBJECT: INCREASED TAX PAYMENTS


The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is employed, but it operates in a hole.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 1990, your pecker will be taxed on its size, using the "Pecker-Checker Scale" below. Determine your category and enter the additional tax under "Other Taxes," page 2, part V, line 69, of your standard income tax return (form 1040).

Pecker-Checker Scale

10-12 inches, Luxury Tax............$100.00

8-10 inches, Pole Tax...............$50.00

6-8 inches, Privilege..............$25.00

4-6 inches, Nuisance Tax...........$10.00


Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Do not ask for an extension. Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should file under "Capital Gains."


Sincerely,


Reuben J. Cutchapeckeroff

ROFL

chefsos
06-26-2006, 09:16 PM
I don't know the stats. But a woman that I dated for awhile, once we got down to The Act, began making sounds that to me seemed to indicate she was somewhat uncomfortable. So I asked her if she was OK. She said, "I'm alright, you're just a little bigger than my ex."

This sort of thing just doesn't happen to me, so I gotta admit that I grinned smugly, and maybe chuckled a bit too. But...

The very next time we got together, she called out his name in the heat of the moment.

...

Umm, yeah. I sure as hell didn't grin then.

Bowser
06-26-2006, 09:24 PM
So is this where all they dicks hang out? AHHHHAHAHAHA! I'm just foolin'!

chiefs4me
06-26-2006, 09:25 PM
You want a picture of my c*ck?






for the sake of the planet..NO

sd4chiefs
06-26-2006, 09:26 PM
http://www.onlylarge.com/average.htm

Iowanian
06-26-2006, 09:35 PM
began making sounds that to me seemed to indicate she was somewhat uncomfortable. So I asked her if she was OK. She said, "I'm alright, you're just a little bigger than my ex."


Umm, yeah. I sure as hell didn't grin then.

Don't worry Sport, she told me you plowed that Belly Button CLEAR TO THE LINT and wheatbread crumbunny!

Bowser
06-26-2006, 09:38 PM
just what exactly is a "good" size?


just askin

Is your wife a midget?

Iowanian
06-26-2006, 09:40 PM
just what exactly is a "good" size?


just askin

Do Bavarian men often Yodel while cupping their mouths in the direction of your wife's money maker?


Do they ever get a response without her talking?

Logical
06-26-2006, 09:43 PM
I wonder just how much neg rep this thread has garnered Mr mac58. I hope a shit load.

stevieray
06-26-2006, 09:46 PM
Man...brutal thread. Especially the part about Kevin not offering refunds.

chefsos
06-26-2006, 09:47 PM
Don't worry Sport, she told me you plowed that Belly Button CLEAR TO THE LINT and wheatbread crumbunny!
Well, that would explain why I pissed out a hairball later. I thought I'd passed a kidney stone.

Douche Baggins
06-26-2006, 09:48 PM
I wonder just how much neg rep this thread has garnered Mr mac58. I hope a shit load.

Eh, it's the offseason. It's also the worst part of the offseason. I don't mind a penis thread, but this shit better die once training camp starts and it damn well better not resurface during preseason.

listopencil
06-26-2006, 09:51 PM
Eh, it's the offseason. It's also the worst part of the offseason. I don't mind a penis thread, but this shit better die once training camp starts and it damn well better not resurface during preseason.


Yeah, or you might start throwing Star Wars action figures at your monitor with those little T-Rex arms of yours.

Douche Baggins
06-26-2006, 10:00 PM
Yeah, or you might start throwing Star Wars action figures at your monitor with those little T-Rex arms of yours.

No way. My monitor is much too valuable. I don't think I can get my mommy to pay for another one.

Donger
06-26-2006, 10:05 PM
ROFL Has Donger sounded off on this thread yet? With a name like that, one would think he'd know.

I already stated Magnum's dimension.

Donger
06-26-2006, 10:06 PM
for the sake of the planet..NO

You'd pay me, just like the rest. Except more, of course.

chiefs4me
06-26-2006, 10:13 PM
I already stated Magnum's dimension.






ROFLROFLROFLROFL

ROYC75
06-26-2006, 10:13 PM
just what exactly is a "good" size?


just askin

slacker ........ you need to Supersize it .

Donger
06-26-2006, 10:30 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Why are you laughing?

chiefs4me
06-26-2006, 10:34 PM
Why are you laughing?





Okay big boy..send me a picture..

listopencil
06-26-2006, 10:38 PM
Okay big boy..send me a picture..



What are you going to give up for it?

chiefs4me
06-26-2006, 10:42 PM
What are you going to give up for it?




Nothing

Donger
06-26-2006, 10:43 PM
Okay big boy..send me a picture..

Send you a picture of what?

picasso
06-26-2006, 10:48 PM
If a lady thinks your peepee is too small, all you have to do is issue 3-4 solid Uppercuts to the cooterbone....It'll give her a couple of fat lips, and cinch that think up like she's been using it to suck on a perssimons fruit.

Michael Jackson could hit both sides using that method.


Logical, the only use I could think of for my wedding tackle for an oppossum all day would be as a sun shade.


Now that is FUNNY SHIT!!

chiefs4me
06-26-2006, 11:01 PM
Send you a picture of what?





:banghead:

Mr. Flopnuts
06-26-2006, 11:12 PM
Eh, it's the offseason. It's also the worst part of the offseason. I don't mind a penis thread, but this shit better die once training camp starts and it damn well better not resurface during preseason.



How did I know that you would bring up the word "pre" in a penis thread.