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jAZ
06-28-2006, 05:02 PM
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AUTOGRAPHED BIBLE FROM TRENT GEEN OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

$ 250.00

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this is for a brand new just autographed bible from trent geen of the kansas city chiefs seen on ebay for $500 but not the same one this one was autographed by him and was given to me so my name is on it to if you would like to buy this please call the number at the bottom

Moooo
06-28-2006, 05:03 PM
Lightning bolts soon to follow...

Moooo

Douche Baggins
06-28-2006, 05:06 PM
Lame.

Douche Baggins
06-28-2006, 05:06 PM
My bible is autographed by Jesus.

TinyEvel
06-28-2006, 05:08 PM
So, Trent is now playing for the Gideons?

Frazod
06-28-2006, 05:42 PM
That's really shitty. Of course, what kind of scumbag would get a celebrity autograph on a bible in the first place?

:shake:

58-4ever
06-28-2006, 05:46 PM
That's really shitty. Of course, what kind of scumbag would get a celebrity autograph on a bible in the first place?

:shake:

And why would you even autograph a bible? I would have told that dude to go **** himself.

JBucc
06-28-2006, 05:47 PM
I bet it's a fake

TinyEvel
06-28-2006, 05:49 PM
That's really shitty. Of course, what kind of scumbag would get a celebrity autograph on a bible in the first place?

:shake:


My thoughts exactly.
I was searching on ebay and someone listed and Evel Knievel autographed BASEBALL! :shake:

WTF??!!

Nice. I'll put that on the mantle, right between my Brett Favre autographed frisbee and my Tom Cruise autographed turkey baster. (although....)

Frazod
06-28-2006, 05:49 PM
And why would you even autograph a bible? I would have told that dude to go **** himself.

I can imagine Trent getting blindsided by the request while at church, and signing it just to get the person out of his face. But who knows?

blueballs
06-28-2006, 05:49 PM
JR Savii barfed
on my shoes
and I can't give them away

SLAG
06-28-2006, 05:52 PM
I have a otis taylor signed mini rubber basketball...

its all i had at the time.

Phobia
06-28-2006, 06:03 PM
Or maybe Trent brings people to God and presents them with a bible to start them on their journey - then people take advantage of that and ruin it for others.

Douche Baggins
06-28-2006, 06:07 PM
I hear Trent Green gave up his faith after Rodney Harrison wrecked his knee. As his ligaments shattered, he screamed "THERE IS NO GOD!"

Phobia
06-28-2006, 06:10 PM
Ligaments don't shatter, per se.

tommykat
06-28-2006, 06:37 PM
Or maybe Trent brings people to God and presents them with a bible to start them on their journey - then people take advantage of that and ruin it for others.

I had many things given to me when I started my new journey with the Lord. I could see this happening. To bad and sad.

ChiefaRoo
06-28-2006, 06:39 PM
I've got a bong autographed by Bam Morris for sale if anyone is interested.

ChiefaRoo
06-28-2006, 06:44 PM
I also have some kick arse stereo equipment that I bought from Andre Rison. It's in the trunk of my car if anyone is interested.

Douche Baggins
06-28-2006, 06:45 PM
I also have some kick arse stereo equipment that I bought from Andre Rison. It's in the trunk of my car if anyone is interested.

Is that the car you got from Vanover?

ChiefaRoo
06-28-2006, 06:53 PM
Is that the car you got from Vanover?


How did you know that? I mean they both made me a heck of a deal. All I had to do was to buy the stuff cheap and then run an errand back and forth from Mexico for them.

NJ Chief Fan
06-28-2006, 06:53 PM
maybe trent green wrote the bible

Adept Havelock
06-28-2006, 06:59 PM
maybe trent green wrote the bible

And you call yourself a football fan.
:cuss:

Everyone knows that it was written by St. Lombardi of Green Bay!

mcan
06-28-2006, 07:33 PM
I definately wouldn't ever sign a bible... Even if the Pope wanted my autograph, I wouldn't put it in a bible. Maybe a church program or something... But a bibile? I'd sooner sign a baby's head!

Moooo
06-28-2006, 07:40 PM
Ligaments don't shatter, per se.

They're really more like pieces of somewhat unstretchy rubber. They will do their thing, but they will tear under stress...

Moooo

Moooo
06-28-2006, 07:42 PM
I definately wouldn't ever sign a bible... Even if the Pope wanted my autograph, I wouldn't put it in a bible. Maybe a church program or something... But a bibile? I'd sooner sign a baby's head!

Its like implying you're so good, you belong in the same pages as Noah, Moses and John the Baptist... and that doesn't include those of a holier persuasion...

Moooo

CHENZ A!
06-28-2006, 07:43 PM
I definately wouldn't ever sign a bible... Even if the Pope wanted my autograph, I wouldn't put it in a bible. Maybe a church program or something... But a bibile? I'd sooner sign a baby's head!

What about a bible cover? then you wouldn't actually be signing the bible itself:shrug:... I bet thats what Trent did.

NJ Chief Fan
06-28-2006, 07:46 PM
And you call yourself a football fan.
:cuss:

Everyone knows that it was written by St. Lombardi of Green Bay!

i knew it was either trent or st lombardi, but scanlon was also in my original thaughts

Adept Havelock
06-28-2006, 07:54 PM
I definately wouldn't ever sign a bible... Even if the Pope wanted my autograph, I wouldn't put it in a bible. Maybe a church program or something... But a bibile? I'd sooner sign a baby's head!

Baby's heads aren't good to autograph. The heads are too soft and keep bending under the pressure of the pen, distorting the signature.

Anybody want to buy a copy of the Torah? It's autographed by the author.... ;)

Moooo
06-28-2006, 07:55 PM
Baby's heads aren't good to autograph. The heads are too soft and keep bending under the pressure of the pen, distorting the signature.

Anybody want to buy a copy of the Torah? It's autographed by the author.... ;)

Try not signing on the softspot. Its easier, and eliminates that pesky "brain damage" thing.

Moooo

NJ Chief Fan
06-28-2006, 07:56 PM
how much do you think lance armstrongs removed testicle autographed could go for

Adept Havelock
06-28-2006, 08:01 PM
Try not signing on the softspot. Its easier, and eliminates that pesky "brain damage" thing.

Moooo

ROFL
Thanks for the tip!

ChiefaRoo
06-28-2006, 09:46 PM
how much do you think lance armstrongs removed testicle autographed could go for

I have a replica of it that he signed. How much will you guys pay for an autographed Lance Armstrong nudicle? :)