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Ari Chi3fs
06-29-2006, 12:55 AM
Too bad she is doing it while Pregnant...

Apparently,
Britney Spears is out to prove she's not a girl and very much a woman.
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/eo/20060629/capt.a0ca022a446adc44daeb5eb8c4cbff36.jpg?x=130&y=170&sig=Gce7fv.FSirwjN5Tr1fMfw--

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of
Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

Moooo
06-29-2006, 12:56 AM
I don't think a pregnant Spears in Harpers Bazaar is gonna really be what those "I wanna see her nude," guys had in mind.

Moooo

Phobia
06-29-2006, 01:01 AM
Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.


That is horribly unfortunate. An upstanding magazine such as Harpers would never, ever intentionally do such a thing to achieve maximum exposure (no pun intended) for an issue - would they?

Rausch
06-29-2006, 01:01 AM
Yawn.

She's 4 years from a DP with Peter North at this point...

greg63
06-29-2006, 01:03 AM
Yawn.

She's 4 years from a DP with Peter North at this point...


ROFLROFL

BigMeatballDave
06-29-2006, 01:03 AM
Eh, I'd hit it...

luv
06-29-2006, 01:04 AM
Posing naked for a magazine while prego. How original.

Count Alex's Losses
06-29-2006, 01:06 AM
Yawn.

She's 4 years from a DP with Peter North at this point...

That would be entertaining.

chief2000
06-29-2006, 01:50 AM
Munich

greg63
06-29-2006, 01:55 AM
Posing naked for a magazine while prego. How original.

Ooops it's happened again...

KcMizzou
06-29-2006, 03:45 AM
Eh, I'd hit it...Me too... but I'm easy.

Ultra Peanut
06-29-2006, 03:54 AM
STRETCH MARKS AHOY

KcMizzou
06-29-2006, 03:57 AM
I figure if she sinks just a tad bit lower, she's all mine. She can throw a Smirnoff bottle at my head in her trailer... I'd feel right at home.

KcMizzou
06-29-2006, 04:21 AM
STRETCH MARKS AHOYARRR, Matey

Lin Elliot
06-29-2006, 07:21 AM
The Top 15 Differences Now That Britney's a Mom




In the Federline household, Britney no longer sucks the most.

Britney buys one of every outfit in Gymboree's Li'l Skank line.

Now all of her hoochie-mama outfits come complete with spittle.

Next year's Super Bowl halftime performance will feature a "feeding malfunction."

Exposed C-section scars become all the rage.

Middle-aged pervs around the world glumly cross another one off their list and start downloading photos of the Olsen twins instead.

Kevin's megasperm begins looking for its next conquest.

Her claim of still being a virgin is only marginally less believable than it was five years ago.

Only *four* signs of the apocalypse to go.

With both Mom and Kevin hovering attentively, there's never a shortage of boobs.

Every night at bedtime, the poor child shrieks in agony when mom starts singing lullabies.

With the new baby, the collective IQ of the Federline family soars into the triple digits.

There's finally someone for Madonna's baby to French kiss.

"Oops! He shitted again."

and the Number 1 Difference Now That Britney's a Mom...


A determined Christina Aguilera works feverishly to find a way to make milk come out of her nipples, too.

the Talking Can
06-29-2006, 07:26 AM
they should have photographed her in her natural environment....a Quickshop waiting for green chile and beef burrito to finish in the microwave...yes, naked there too...

Deberg_1990
06-29-2006, 07:27 AM
Id still hit it......MILF

BucEyedPea
06-29-2006, 07:37 AM
STRETCH MARKS AHOY


Only women with bad skin elasticity get those.
Some get none. Others are loaded....but since it's a mag...you can bet on heavy retouching.

DaKCMan AP
06-29-2006, 07:39 AM
5-6 years too late...

Fire Me Boy!
06-29-2006, 08:13 AM
Id still hit it......MILF
Me, too. Even while she's pregnant. I'm easy too.

KC Jones
06-29-2006, 08:20 AM
I don't know why, but the pregnant look works for me. Maybe it's because Mrs Jones and I were especially busy during the early parts of her pregnancies. To this day when I see a good looking woman whose starting to show... shwing!

:hump:

Duck Dog
06-29-2006, 08:22 AM
5-6 years too late...


I agree with the "I'd hit crowd". But I also agree with it being 5-6 years too late. I wanted to see her ass naked when she was wearing the school outfit.

greg63
06-29-2006, 08:27 AM
STRETCH MARKS AHOY


My wife showed me stretch marks once after the birth of our second son and said: "You did this to me." To which I retorted: "You let me."

RockChalk
06-29-2006, 08:45 AM
I don't think a pregnant Spears in Harpers Bazaar is gonna really be what those "I wanna see her nude," guys had in mind.

Moooo

Some men happen to be into preggos my man. I am not one of them, but just thought I'd throw that out there.

jidar
06-29-2006, 08:50 AM
I'm going to use this for gardening.

DaKCMan AP
06-29-2006, 08:51 AM
I'm going to use this for gardening.

:doh!::shake:

RockChalk
06-29-2006, 08:52 AM
this is off post, but how do you take an article on CNN, ESPN, Fox, etc, and put it as a post on here?

I know you can just copy and paste it, but it appears most of you put them up a different way. Thanks

Fire Me Boy!
06-29-2006, 08:57 AM
this is off post, but how do you take an article on CNN, ESPN, Fox, etc, and put it as a post on here?

I know you can just copy and paste it, but it appears most of you put them up a different way. Thanks
A lot of people post a link, then put the article in quote brackets -- do that by placing ["quote"] before the article and ["/quote"] after the article -- leave out the quote marks, I did that so it didn't make the brackets. Click the "quote" button on the bottom right of any post to see an example -- it will automatically put the quote brackets around what was posted.

JamSec128
06-29-2006, 09:21 AM
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/jmorri17/britney4.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/jmorri17/britney2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

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StcChief
06-29-2006, 09:24 AM
Does anybody do anything orginal anymore or is it just copycat...

RockChalk
06-29-2006, 09:53 AM
A lot of people post a link, then put the article in quote brackets -- do that by placing ["quote"] before the article and ["/quote"] after the article -- leave out the quote marks, I did that so it didn't make the brackets. Click the "quote" button on the bottom right of any post to see an example -- it will automatically put the quote brackets around what was posted.

Thank you sir

ck_IN
06-29-2006, 10:06 AM
5, 4, 3, ..... Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

htismaqe
06-29-2006, 10:09 AM
Nothing wrong with it at all. It's too bad that alot of men demonize the look of a woman who is at her sexual PEAK.

If you don't know what I mean, well...see post #21.

Otter
06-29-2006, 10:32 AM
I kind of feel bad for her.

I donít know squat what itís like to live in that world but Iíve read a lot of Jack Nicholson interviews (I love Jack) and that lifestyle seems like it tries really hard to build a person up then chew them up and spit them out.

She was what 15 or 18 when she became big.

Fire Me Boy!
06-29-2006, 10:41 AM
Nothing wrong with it at all. It's too bad that alot of men demonize the look of a woman who is at her sexual PEAK.

If you don't know what I mean, well...see post #21.
:thumb:

the Talking Can
06-29-2006, 10:56 AM
I'm sure husbands find their preggo, horny wives attractive...but can we understand that people may not find other guy's preggo wives attractive?

the whole some-other-dudes-schlong-and-child-in-there thing really doesn't get me all hot and bothered...

BIG_DADDY
06-29-2006, 10:58 AM
She should have done this the day she turned 18

redbrian
06-29-2006, 11:20 AM
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/jmorri17/britney4.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/jmorri17/britney2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/jmorri17/britney1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Not a big fan of Brittney, but the bottom photo, she is looking fine.

htismaqe
06-29-2006, 12:12 PM
I'm sure husbands find their preggo, horny wives attractive...but can we understand that people may not find other guy's preggo wives attractive?

the whole some-other-dudes-schlong-and-child-in-there thing really doesn't get me all hot and bothered...

I can understand that people might not find another guy's pregnant wife attractive. Sure.

But can you understand the some people might?

ck_IN
06-29-2006, 12:47 PM
<i>But can you understand the some people might?</i>

Different strokes and all but no I don't understand that.

A preg woman is one of the least attractive things to me. She's obviously with another man which takes her attraction level down a notch. She's carrying his kid; down another notch. When she's at any size at all it's not pyhiscally attractive; down another notch. Preggers women tend to be hormornal rollercoasters; down another notch.

I get a guy wanting his own preggers woman but another guys? I just don't get it. Then again the whole hitting them when they're on their cycle thing is lost on me as well. That particular week is time for me to catch up on hobbies.

the Talking Can
06-29-2006, 12:53 PM
I can understand that people might not find another guy's pregnant wife attractive. Sure.

But can you understand the some people might?

sure, why else would there be so many preggo pron sites? ROFL

just not my cup of some other guys penis inside her tea....

htismaqe
06-29-2006, 01:25 PM
<i>But can you understand the some people might?</i>

Different strokes and all but no I don't understand that.

A preg woman is one of the least attractive things to me. She's obviously with another man which takes her attraction level down a notch. She's carrying his kid; down another notch. When she's at any size at all it's not pyhiscally attractive; down another notch. Preggers women tend to be hormornal rollercoasters; down another notch.

I get a guy wanting his own preggers woman but another guys? I just don't get it. Then again the whole hitting them when they're on their cycle thing is lost on me as well. That particular week is time for me to catch up on hobbies.

The upside to that "hormonal rollercoaster" is that they generally want sex, and lots of it. Just some food for thought.

htismaqe
06-29-2006, 01:26 PM
sure, why else would there be so many preggo pron sites? ROFL

just not my cup of some other guys penis inside her tea....

That doesn't really mean anything. There's tons of porno sites for just about everything on earth. :D

Bootlegged
06-29-2006, 01:32 PM
Not a big fan of Brittney, but the bottom photo, she is looking fine.


Looks like she has a little "back-bacon"

Clint in Wichita
06-29-2006, 02:27 PM
She now looks like another pop-retard, Ashlee Simpson.

Dumb whore. She could've made eight figures for doing this several years ago. Now I couldn't care less.

jspchief
06-29-2006, 02:49 PM
Wasn't she just on TV sobbing to Matt Lauer about how she just wanted some privacy and to be left alone?

Don't thrust yourself into the public eye, and then bitch when the attention exceeds your needs. Stupid gunt.

dtebbe
06-29-2006, 04:44 PM
Looks like she has a little "back-bacon"

Giddy UP... :schmaaaack:

Mr. Laz
06-29-2006, 06:14 PM
bigger

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hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 07:07 PM
bigger

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thanx, but that's a little too close for me. The last one is shows a little too much and reminds of star wars.

dtebbe
06-29-2006, 09:26 PM
A question for the ladies here...

Is it safe to assume that if your nipples point at your toes that you may have gotten a bad boob job?

I'm just curious?

DT

listopencil
06-29-2006, 09:33 PM
She looks gorgeous. If I were her husband I would be enjoying myself...

Halfcan
06-29-2006, 10:06 PM
What a stoopid attention ho.

Fire Me Boy!
06-30-2006, 03:55 AM
She looks gorgeous. If I were her husband I would be enjoying myself...
Yes she does. And I'm sure he is.

Guru
06-30-2006, 03:59 AM
My wife showed me stretch marks once after the birth of our second son and said: "You did this to me." To which I retorted: "You let me."
ROFL nice!!!

Fire Me Boy!
06-30-2006, 04:03 AM
ROFL nice!!!
My dad liked to say when my mom was pregnant that he didn't know what was going to happen, he was just pokin' fun.


:shake: