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FringeNC
06-29-2006, 09:45 AM
Operation removers lightbulb from anus (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20060629/od_nm/pakistan_bulb_dc_1)

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

FAX
06-29-2006, 09:46 AM
Edison 1. Allah 0.

FAX

Donger
06-29-2006, 09:49 AM
I guess I finally know where the light bulb goes off when the idea is really, really bad.

sd4chiefs
06-29-2006, 09:50 AM
I hate it when that happens.

jiveturkey
06-29-2006, 09:51 AM
Yikes!

Whoever did that to Fateh will likely have their own website soon and will doing the same thing to 20 year old girls.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 09:53 AM
Reminds me of jackass the movie.

stumppy
06-29-2006, 09:55 AM
I guess I finally know where the light bulb goes off when the idea is really, really bad.

Is that what you would call a shitty idea ?

StcChief
06-29-2006, 09:55 AM
Light bulb out....send in the gerbils

FAX
06-29-2006, 09:59 AM
So, the doctors found the light at the end of the tunnel?

FAX

FringeNC
06-29-2006, 09:59 AM
I guess I finally know where the light bulb goes off when the idea is really, really bad.

Yeah, that needs to be the standard way to draw it in cartoons...instead of a caption near the head with a flickering lightbulb, draw a caption of ray of light coming out someone's ass when it's bad idea.

FAX
06-29-2006, 10:00 AM
Light in the loafer?

FAX

chagrin
06-29-2006, 10:01 AM
I thought Frankie had a heart attack... :shrug:

FringeNC
06-29-2006, 10:01 AM
Light bulb out....send in the gerbils

The lightbulb was FOR the gerbil. The gerbil didn't have good night vision.

Baby Lee
06-29-2006, 10:05 AM
What's it this time Tyler?

You ain't gonna believe this. . .

sedated
06-29-2006, 10:06 AM
a prison inmate in Pakistan

I'm sure he's very popular now

chagrin
06-29-2006, 10:06 AM
What's it this time Tyler?

You ain't gonna believe this. . .

and on a related note

"...a million to one shot doc, a million to one."

sedated
06-29-2006, 10:07 AM
If you ever see a proctologist at a party don't walk away! PLANT yourself next to them all night because you will hear the funniest stories you ever heard! No one wants to admit they actually stuck something up there so every story ends with "It was a million to one shot doc...million to one.

ExtremeChief
06-29-2006, 10:08 AM
Probably an 8 foot flourescent bulb.

sedated
06-29-2006, 10:08 AM
and on a related note

"...a million to one shot doc, a million to one."


:cuss:

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut

chagrin
06-29-2006, 10:08 AM
I'm sure he's very popular now

He was obviously popular before this, as well

FringeNC
06-29-2006, 10:15 AM
I'm sure he's very popular now

I'm sure he was very popular before, else it would have shattered going in.

FringeNC
06-29-2006, 10:15 AM
He was obviously popular before this, as well

Ah, beat me to it.

chagrin
06-29-2006, 10:16 AM
I'm rollin'

ck_IN
06-29-2006, 10:17 AM
Oh great, now the freaks in Frisco and Fire Island have a whole new idea of something to try.

KCTitus
06-29-2006, 10:18 AM
I hope TJ's recovery is swift.

Rain Man
06-29-2006, 10:25 AM
Yikes!

Whoever did that to Fateh will likely have their own website soon and will doing the same thing to 20 year old girls.

Link?

Iowanian
06-29-2006, 11:23 AM
I knew I was going to be beaten to the Allah-Appalacian ER reference.