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hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 02:22 PM
Simple Question: Which is better? :shrug:

I have to go with sex. I could live without beer, IMO.

hyperliteZO6

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 02:23 PM
Sex, beer sucks.

Donger
06-29-2006, 02:24 PM
Having a beer while having sex, of course.

Clint in Wichita
06-29-2006, 02:24 PM
Sex, beer sucks.


Sex, because beer won't suck.

pr_capone
06-29-2006, 02:26 PM
Gaz?

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 02:29 PM
Note:

If you are not 21 or have not experienced sex (with another person) please do not vote in poll.

ChiefsOne
06-29-2006, 02:32 PM
Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 02:33 PM
Is this anything like the Love/Respect thread? ROFL That's what I was going for.

Rooster
06-29-2006, 02:34 PM
I guess it all depends on who you are having sex with and what kind of beer you would be drinking. :hmmm:

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 02:36 PM
Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!

But sex would be very different without beer. Very organized. too organized. :shake:

munkey
06-29-2006, 02:36 PM
You poke it you own it...

StcChief
06-29-2006, 02:38 PM
Sex
But good Beer is a close second.

shakesthecat
06-29-2006, 02:40 PM
I'd have to go with sex.

But I can still drink vodka, right?

Kclee
06-29-2006, 02:42 PM
Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!

So by what you're saying, you would have sex with Gochiefs over having a Miller Lite?

luv
06-29-2006, 02:43 PM
Anyone who says beer obviously isn't getting any sex. Actually, they might not have had it for a long while.

luv
06-29-2006, 02:45 PM
Sex, because beer won't suck.
ROFL

Saulbadguy
06-29-2006, 02:49 PM
I like my beer like I like my women, they both have to give good head.

NaptownChief
06-29-2006, 02:54 PM
Anyone who says beer obviously isn't getting any sex. Actually, they might not have had it for a long while.


Maybe they are and that is the problem...No where in this question did it speak to the caliber of women that you would be getting the sex from....if the person's old lady is a 250lb pig I can't blame them for prefering beer.

NaptownChief
06-29-2006, 02:56 PM
Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!



One of these days you will find out it is even better with someone else in the room. :D

Predarat
06-29-2006, 02:56 PM
Sex of course!

Moooo
06-29-2006, 02:59 PM
I went with beer.

Not to give away too much, but in my younger, highschool days, I did some illegal substances that made sex seem flat out boring in comparison...

That being said, beer is just there in your fridge. You can always get one when you want one, and when you're done, you can get another if you want it.

Moooo

cadmonkey
06-29-2006, 03:04 PM
What if you have sex with your beer.

I mean everytime I drink a beer I feel like I am making love............

cadmonkey
06-29-2006, 03:05 PM
and for the record, this is really going to a one sided poll.

i mean why not just make a poll question that askes "Whats better, Breathing or Being Dead."

Moooo
06-29-2006, 03:05 PM
What if you have sex with your beer.

I mean everytime I drink a beer I feel like I am making love............

If you switch from cans to bottles, you'll avoid cutting your tongue

Uh... so I've heard...

Moooo

MOhillbilly
06-29-2006, 03:06 PM
last week after a scrog fest i went to get a beer and no sooner than id taken my first drink, Zappas Titties and Beer started going through my head.


Life is good.

cadmonkey
06-29-2006, 03:08 PM
If you switch from cans to bottles, you'll avoid cutting your tongue

Uh... so I've heard...

Moooo


I usually stick my penis in the empty bottle when i am done to show it whos boss!

Moooo
06-29-2006, 03:08 PM
last week after a scrog fest i went to get a beer and no sooner than id taken my first drink, Zappas Titties and Beer started going through my head.


Life is good.

I don't know what you're talking about, but Rodney Carrington (he now has a show on ABC) about 5-10 years ago did a song called "Titties and Beer"

Titties and beer, titties and beeeer
Titties and beer, titties and beeeer
I think godddd alllmighty for titties and beeer.

Moooo

Inspector
06-29-2006, 03:08 PM
In some cases, beer would need to be the prerequisite.

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 03:14 PM
Nothing, absolutely nothing is better than sex!

Well, spending a month in Amsterdam might be better. However, there would be tons of sex!!

DMAC
06-29-2006, 03:14 PM
Beer makes me last longer, so I am not sure. Because if it were not for beer, the sex would not be as good...and wild.

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 03:15 PM
Sex, because beer won't suck.

Maybe beer could get her to suck!

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 03:17 PM
last week after a scrog fest i went to get a beer and no sooner than id taken my first drink, Zappas Titties and Beer started going through my head.


Life is good.

What is a scrog fest?

Moooo
06-29-2006, 03:18 PM
What is a scrog fest?

scrog=sex
fest=fest

Moooo

DMAC
06-29-2006, 03:24 PM
scrog=sex
fest=fest

MooooYou know about scrogs? Wow, that brings back memories.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:25 PM
scrog=sex
fest=fest

Moooo

I heard my kid say something like that one day. O ****.

MOhillbilly
06-29-2006, 03:27 PM
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?
Let go of your pickle!
Im not holding my pickle
Well, whos holding your pickle then?
I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world
She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so ****, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

chiefs4me
06-29-2006, 03:27 PM
I'll take the beer please..

DMAC
06-29-2006, 03:27 PM
I heard my kid say something like that one day. O ****.I could have sworn that my group of friends came up with that 10 or so years ago...mabye not

Or it has just caught on...

Moooo
06-29-2006, 03:31 PM
I could have sworn that my group of friends came up with that 10 or so years ago...mabye not

Or it has just caught on...

No, it's everywhere...

For some reason, our group would call it "giggin." Did you gig her? I think its due to the poking of both.

Moooo

BucEyedPea
06-29-2006, 03:33 PM
I said beer.
Couldn't it depends on the lover, not if you're not gettin' any, luv? :p

Moooo
06-29-2006, 03:34 PM
I said beer.
Couldn't it depends on the lover, not if you're not gettin' any, luv? :p

Hooraaay beer!

Moooo

NJ Chief Fan
06-29-2006, 03:57 PM
beer makes me sexy

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:57 PM
Hooraaay beer!

Moooo

Teachen all the white people to dance!

58-4ever
06-29-2006, 04:03 PM
You beer people are nuts.

BucEyedPea
06-29-2006, 04:06 PM
You beer people are nuts.

I like beer nuts!

Moooo
06-29-2006, 04:07 PM
You beer people are nuts.

As I said before, in my younger days I did drugs that make sex seem downright boring. In hindsight, I difinitely wish I wouldn't have done them.

Moooo

burt
06-29-2006, 04:11 PM
I said beer.
Couldn't it depends on the lover, not if you're not gettin' any, luv? :p

DO NOT say depends and lover in the same sentence...it makes me think of sex in a seniors home...then I want to change my vote to beer....

BucEyedPea
06-29-2006, 04:16 PM
Ha! Ha! It's a typo but it got quoted before I could edit!

ChiefsOne
06-29-2006, 04:23 PM
One of these days you will find out it is even better with someone else in the room. :D

That's what I keep tellling my wife! :drool:

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 04:24 PM
DO NOT say depends and lover in the same sentence...it makes me think of sex in a seniors home...then I want to change my vote to beer....


Damn you. ROFL

Jenny Gump
06-29-2006, 04:34 PM
This is tough. What kind of beer?

(just kidding JN)

I have to pick sex.

Dave Lane
06-29-2006, 04:47 PM
Hmmm you can tell which are the married women and which are single ones on this question...

Dave

MOhillbilly
06-29-2006, 04:51 PM
That's what I keep tellling my wife! :drool:


give me a call ill come watch.

KC Dan
06-29-2006, 04:51 PM
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,

HA! I remember when Frank released that song. Loved listening to it by the smogberry trees from Dr.D. I've been using the above line for years.

Thanks for the reminder!

Moooo
06-29-2006, 04:52 PM
Hmmm you can tell which are the married women and which are single ones on this question...

Dave

I was thinking you you could tell the ones in their late 30s and 40s from the ones in their 20s and 30s.

Moooo

sedated
06-29-2006, 04:53 PM
A woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 05:05 PM
Hmmm you can tell which are the married women and which are single ones on this question...

Dave

What makes you say that?

Which is the better!?!?

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 05:06 PM
I was thinking you you could tell the ones in their late 30s and 40s from the ones in their 20s and 30s.

Moooo

Are you about to get yourself in trouble!?!?

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 05:07 PM
A woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one

If a woman is like beer to you, I think there is an issue!! However, they do look good, smell good and taste wonderful!!

Moooo
06-29-2006, 05:07 PM
Are you about to get yourself in trouble!?!?

Only if you think being older is a bad thing, which I don't.

Moooo

RedNFeisty
06-29-2006, 05:23 PM
Only if you think being older is a bad thing, which I don't.

Moooo


Good boy!

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 05:38 PM
A woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one

perfect.

Psyko Tek
06-29-2006, 07:07 PM
beers don't usually take your house ,car, kids, 1/2 your income....

sex leads to things like this happening

Psyko Tek
06-29-2006, 07:08 PM
So by what you're saying, you would have sex with Gochiefs over having a Miller Lite?


no, but both suck don't they?

TinyEvel
06-29-2006, 07:08 PM
1/2 and 1/2:
Lite beer and a hand job

TinyEvel
06-29-2006, 07:10 PM
beers don't usually take your house ,car, kids, 1/2 your income....


I think there are people who would disagree. Too many beers could.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 07:19 PM
1/2 and 1/2:
Lite beer and a hand job

ROFL

StcChief
06-29-2006, 08:13 PM
1/2 and 1/2:
Lite beer and a hand job

Go top shelf import Amstel or Hieneken Light...
ROFL

Moooo
06-29-2006, 08:14 PM
Go top shelf import Amstel or Hieneken Light...
ROFL

Don't forget the Sam Adams...

Moooo

Iowanian
06-29-2006, 10:19 PM
I think this is a trick question.


With a good box of beer, a single guy with some game can get all the sex he needs.

big nasty kcnut
06-29-2006, 10:48 PM
beer till i'm married then hot sex.

Psyko Tek
06-29-2006, 11:05 PM
beer till i'm married then hot sex.


optomist

Rausch
06-30-2006, 12:26 AM
I think this is a trick question.


With a good box of beer, a single guy with some game can get all the sex he needs.

Exactly.

luv
06-30-2006, 12:59 AM
I said beer.
Couldn't it depends on the lover, not if you're not gettin' any, luv? :p
I guess really good beer would be better than bad sex. Beer can only be so good, though. With instruction, your lover could get better.

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:03 AM
I guess really good beer would be better than bad sex. Beer can only be so good, though. With instruction, your lover could get better.

They work on different chemicals in the brain, and there's a sense of gratitude from sex, cause you know you couldn't have done it by yourself.

But I'm telling ya, if you ever take oxycontin, it's like having sex for 12 hours straight, without the sore muscles.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:05 AM
They work on different chemicals in the brain, and there's a sense of gratitude from sex, cause you know you couldn't have done it by yourself.

But I'm telling ya, if you ever take oxycontin, it's like having sex for 12 hours straight, without the sore muscles.
Another advantage to sex. It burns calories. :)

Demonpenz
06-30-2006, 01:05 AM
i chose beer because i am tired of refilling my penicilin

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:08 AM
Another advantage to sex. It burns calories. :)

Touche... That's not a problem for me, though.

I think it all depends on the chick. I've been with some girls who thought they did their part by being there and "allowing" you to have sex with them. Then I have had some girls who basically told me to lay back, and then proceded to rock my world.

Moooo

luv
06-30-2006, 01:09 AM
i chose beer because i am tired of refilling my penicilin
Beer would be cheaper than hookers, too.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:10 AM
Touche... That's not a problem for me, though.

I think it all depends on the chick. I've been with some girls who thought they did their part by being there and "allowing" you to have sex with them. Then I have had some girls who basically told me to lay back, and then proceded to rock my world.

Moooo
I'm a little shy about the being on top thing still. I may have a few other things I need to work on, but I've never gotten any complaints. Then again, I've been with a total of two guys.

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:12 AM
I'm a little shy about the being on top thing still. I may have a few other things I need to work on, but I've never gotten any complaints. Then again, I've been with a total of two guys.

Chicks belong on top, IMO. Its been my experience that women who shy away from being the center of attention don't like being on top, as if there's someone else watching...

Moooo

luv
06-30-2006, 01:15 AM
Chicks belong on top, IMO. Its been my experience that women who shy away from being the center of attention don't like being on top, as if there's someone else watching...

Moooo
It's the lower self-eteem due to being overweight thing. Don't wanna squish the guy!

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:18 AM
It's the lower self-eteem due to being overweight thing. Don't wanna squish the guy!

That's why you put your weight on your knees beside the guy. You'll be able to tell in about 2 seconds if he's liking it or not.

Moooo

luv
06-30-2006, 01:20 AM
That's why you put your weight on your knees beside the guy. You'll be able to tell in about 2 seconds if he's liking it or not.

Moooo
I actually like it on bottom, but then I feel like he's doing all the work. I do say some 'encouraging' words though, and he loves my nails.

58-4ever
06-30-2006, 01:22 AM
I actually like it on bottom, but then I feel like he's doing all the work. I do say some 'encouraging' words though, and he loves my nails.

Wow, I think I walked into the wrong thread.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:25 AM
Wow, I think I walked into the wrong thread.
It's that time of the month (which makes me hormonal and in the mood), and I haven't gotten any for about three weeks. I wouldn't normally talk like this. Wait, yes I would.

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:26 AM
I actually like it on bottom, but then I feel like he's doing all the work. I do say some 'encouraging' words though, and he loves my nails.

You're missing out...

Moooo

Mecca
06-30-2006, 01:26 AM
I actually like it on bottom, but then I feel like he's doing all the work. I do say some 'encouraging' words though, and he loves my nails.

I was waiting for someone to say "power bottom".

luv
06-30-2006, 01:27 AM
You're missing out...

Moooo
I've tried being on top a few times.

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:32 AM
I've tried being on top a few times.

If you're with a good enough guy, you'll learn to love it. Obviously for someone who is self-conscious, it can only be enjoyed by someone who you know appreciates you and thinks you're hot.

I have only met one chick who didn't like it, and it was due to it actually hurting her...

Moooo

Mecca
06-30-2006, 01:33 AM
If you're with a good enough guy, you'll learn to love it. Obviously for someone who is self-conscious, it can only be enjoyed by someone who you know appreciates you and thinks you're hot.

I have only met one chick who didn't like it, and it was due to it actually hurting her...

Moooo

Stop referencing wang size........we don't wanna know.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:34 AM
If you're with a good enough guy, you'll learn to love it. Obviously for someone who is self-conscious, it can only be enjoyed by someone who you know appreciates you and thinks you're hot.

I have only met one chick who didn't like it, and it was due to it actually hurting her...

Moooo
I wonder if our uterus' tilt the same way. Mine wasn't painful, I just couldn't really feel it.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:34 AM
Stop referencing wang size........we don't wanna know.
Says who?

greg63
06-30-2006, 01:35 AM
Easy; sex. Finally someone has posted a poll in which I don't have to rely on the Gaz option.

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:36 AM
Stop referencing wang size........we don't wanna know.

I'll save that for a night you guys need a laugh, or at least to feel better about yourselves... ROFL

Moooo

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:37 AM
I wonder if our uterus' tilt the same way. Mine wasn't painful, I just couldn't really feel it.

It's not magic. It takes time, and its really only good if you'er with one of those people who you can really get into the eye contact and hold them and whatnot.

WAIT A SECOND, how the hell did you draw me into this!?!

Moooo

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:38 AM
Easy; sex. Finally someone has posted a poll in which I don't have to rely on the Gaz option.

I for one would be a little worried to see what Gaz's comment would be to something like this...

Moooo

luv
06-30-2006, 01:39 AM
It's not magic. It takes time, and its really only good if you'er with one of those people who you can really get into the eye contact and hold them and whatnot.

WAIT A SECOND, how the hell did you draw me into this!?!

Moooo
:evil:

Being open and honest is a curse. Very rarely do I find people willing to respond. I scare most people.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:40 AM
It's not magic. It takes time, and its really only good if you'er with one of those people who you can really get into the eye contact and hold them and whatnot.

WAIT A SECOND, how the hell did you draw me into this!?!

Moooo
Eye contact. Does that show any kind of intimacy? Would you make eye contact with someone you didn't care about?

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:40 AM
:evil:

Being open and honest is a curse. Very rarely do I find people willing to respond. I scare most people.

Being honest is never a curse. People appreciate it, even when they hate it.

Moooo

Mecca
06-30-2006, 01:41 AM
I wonder if our uterus' tilt the same way. Mine wasn't painful, I just couldn't really feel it.

ROFL, That guy's ego was just deflated with that comment.

Moooo
06-30-2006, 01:43 AM
Eye contact. Does that show any kind of intimacy? Would you make eye contact with someone you didn't care about?

Hell yeah it shows intimacy!!! And I don't have sex with chicks I don't care about, so I really can't comment there. If there are certain things I would be uncomfortable doing with the chick, I don't need to be having sex with her.

Moooo

luv
06-30-2006, 01:43 AM
ROFL, That guy's ego was just deflated with that comment.
He'll never know.

luv
06-30-2006, 01:44 AM
Hell yeah it shows intimacy!!! And I don't have sex with chicks I don't care about, so I really can't comment there. If there are certain things I would be uncomfortable doing with the chick, I don't need to be having sex with her.

Moooo
I'm gonna PM you why I asked that...

greg63
06-30-2006, 01:45 AM
I for one would be a little worried to see what Gaz's comment would be to something like this...

Moooo


Gaz will be along later this morning to enlighten us.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-30-2006, 09:54 AM
Easy; sex. Finally someone has posted a poll in which I don't have to rely on the Gaz option.

I thought that was a fatal error on my part. :hmmm:

sedated
06-30-2006, 10:57 AM
I'm a little shy about the being on top thing still. I may have a few other things I need to work on, but I've never gotten any complaints. Then again, I've been with a total of two guys.

not to your face

sedated
06-30-2006, 10:59 AM
I actually like it on bottom, but then I feel like he's doing all the work. I do say some 'encouraging' words though, and he loves my nails.

this thread is worthless without pics...and details

I'm gonna need an example of "encouraging words" :drool:

sedated
06-30-2006, 11:00 AM
I'm gonna PM you why I asked that...

secrets don't make friends and friends don't make secrets

Mr. Laz
06-30-2006, 11:34 AM
sex

even bad sex is good


bad beer is ........ well bad beer

Clint in Wichita
06-30-2006, 11:46 AM
It's not magic. It takes time, and its really only good if you'er with one of those people who you can really get into the eye contact and hold them and whatnot.

Moooo


Boring. That's called "making love", and although it's better than nothing, it's still pretty dull IMO.

I prefer to f_ck.

greg63
06-30-2006, 12:03 PM
I thought that was a fatal error on my part. :hmmm:

Nah; you skated by unscathed on this one.

greg63
06-30-2006, 12:06 PM
sex

even bad sex is good


bad beer is ........ well bad beer


Bitter beer face!!!!

RedNFeisty
06-30-2006, 12:07 PM
Boring. That's called "making love", and although it's better than nothing, it's still pretty dull IMO.

I prefer to f_ck.

You are such a crude prick.






:)

ChiefsOne
06-30-2006, 01:29 PM
give me a call ill come watch.

That would ruin the whole moment.

Rausch
06-30-2006, 01:49 PM
sex

even bad sex is good


bad beer is ........ well bad beer

Bad sex kills you, bad beer makes you puke.

Rausch
06-30-2006, 01:51 PM
Boring. That's called "making love", and although it's better than nothing, it's still pretty dull IMO.

I prefer to f_ck.

Nein, that is where yer' wrong.

Nothing better than a handfull of her hair and some good eye contact during a BJ...

Zman
06-30-2006, 01:59 PM
who am I having sex with?

Predarat
06-30-2006, 02:12 PM
Boring. That's called "making love", and although it's better than nothing, it's still pretty dull IMO.

I prefer to f_ck.
No way! Why do people get in the mindset that it has to be one or the other. It sure as hell can be both and thats when its at its best.

StcChief
06-30-2006, 02:13 PM
who am I having sex with?

Your favorite....

Rosy palm and the five daughters...
:p

sedated
06-30-2006, 02:16 PM
even bad sex is good

not when you leave her apartment apologizing over and over.


(I hear that's pretty awkward)

MOhillbilly
06-30-2006, 02:37 PM
Beer would be cheaper than hookers, too.


not if you rent one and dont return it.

Rain Man
06-30-2006, 02:41 PM
I don't spend all my time on the Internet looking at pictures of beer.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-30-2006, 07:11 PM
I don't spend all my time on the Internet looking at pictures of beer.


This was my first poll. Besides forgetting the Gaz option, what did I do wrong? Inprovements? Would just like some feedback from the king of polls. :)

Mr. Flopnuts
07-01-2006, 11:55 AM
I have only one thing to say

milkman
07-01-2006, 12:12 PM
Easy; sex. Finally someone has posted a poll in which I don't have to rely on the Gaz option.

I'm betting that had he added the "Sex with Gaz" option, you'd have voted that way.

Jilly
07-01-2006, 01:05 PM
sex

even bad sex is good


bad beer is ........ well bad beer


:toast:

here, here!

Mr. Laz
01-11-2009, 06:55 PM
:hmmm:

Baconeater
01-11-2009, 06:59 PM
:hmmm:

:spock:

luv
01-11-2009, 07:04 PM
sex

even bad sex is good


bad beer is ........ well bad beer

I'd take a good beer over bad sex. Bad sex leaves you unsatisfied. Good beer won't.

I'd definitely take good sex over good beer though.

keg in kc
01-11-2009, 07:06 PM
I have to say beer. I remember beer. I can't remember sex.

Marcellus
01-11-2009, 07:12 PM
I have had sex that was bad enough I would have rather drank cheap beer. Only once that I can recall though.

It was bad.......like having sex with a damp wash rag.

DaneMcCloud
01-11-2009, 07:15 PM
Sex by wide margin.

Plus, I can't drink beer.

rad
01-11-2009, 07:17 PM
Sometimes, a good beer even lasts longer than good sex.

1, 2, I'm done, G'night Lois! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

luv
01-11-2009, 07:18 PM
Sometimes, a good beer even lasts longer than good sex.

1, 2, G'night Lois!, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If that's true, you're not having good sex. :p

rad
01-11-2009, 07:22 PM
If that's true, you're not having good sex. :p

That was a Family Guy thing.

luv
01-11-2009, 07:27 PM
That was a Family Guy thing.

I know. Just trying to kid around anyway.

rad
01-11-2009, 07:30 PM
I know. Just trying to kid around anyway.

I get it. Besides, I'm good for a full 30 to 40 seconds if I have whiskey in me.

Mr. Laz
01-11-2009, 07:40 PM
:spock:
i miss Red

:huh:

Baconeater
01-11-2009, 07:42 PM
i miss Red

:huh:

Simply Red? Did he leave again? If so, what the hell does this thread have to do with it?

luv
01-11-2009, 07:45 PM
Simply Red? Did he leave again? If so, what the hell does this thread have to do with it?

I was actually thinking RedNFeisty.

Baconeater
01-11-2009, 07:55 PM
I was actually thinking RedNFeisty.

OK, that makes a lot more sense. Hell I barely remember her.

Chief Faithful
01-11-2009, 08:17 PM
Do I get to pick the Beer and have it anytime I want?

jaa1025
01-11-2009, 09:07 PM
But sex would be very different without beer. Very organized. too organized. :shake:

Hehehe he said butt sex

BWillie
01-11-2009, 10:41 PM
I'm not much of a beer guy, but if you would have put alcohol or sex, I would have picked alcohol. I just think about all the time and money I've wasted chasing tail when I could easily just pull the claythan and beat off in my basement. Very efficient, and you'll end up saving like 200K in your lifespan if you were to be celibate.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-11-2009, 10:51 PM
Weird to think there are 16 virgins on this site. So far at least.

Count Alex's Wins
01-11-2009, 11:11 PM
I don't care about beer whatsoever. I care more about tomatoes than I care about beer. I'm so unmanly.

bkkcoh
01-12-2009, 07:36 AM
I have sex a heck of a lot more then I have a bottle of beer! :toast:

Rausch
01-12-2009, 07:41 AM
Why one would attempt to seperate the two most perfectly paired of human behaviors is beyond me.

Neither is as good alone as they are together...:)

bkkcoh
01-12-2009, 09:02 AM
I don't care about beer whatsoever. I care more about tomatoes than I care about beer. I'm so unmanly.

And that is why you have the rep you do. :D:):rolleyes:ROFL

Rausch
01-12-2009, 09:07 AM
I don't care about beer whatsoever. I care more about tomatoes than I care about beer. I'm so unmanly.

:spock:

crazycoffey
01-12-2009, 09:20 AM
I don't like this game, thinking about giving up either.
But of course I want to keep sex, it's the best. I hear it's really good if you're not half passed out, but luckily I don't have test that theory anytime soon.

Just a thought though. Honestly if I live to be 85 years old, we are looking at a good fourty years of sex, compared to almost 70 years of beer. Plus at that time, I will have prolly stopped having sex, but still drinking beer. I would have to contemplate that one more if I had to make this choice.

Rausch
01-12-2009, 09:23 AM
Just a thought though. Honestly if I live to be 85 years old, we are looking at a good fourty years of sex, compared to almost 70 years of beer. Plus at that time, I will have prolly stopped having sex, but still drinking beer. I would have to contemplate that one more if I had to make this choice.

Finally, reason...

Otter
01-12-2009, 09:40 AM
I don't care about beer whatsoever. I care more about tomatoes than I care about beer. I'm so unmanly.

Yet you're desperately trying to get laid? That's like showing up for football practice with a baseball glove.

And to answer the poll; both, they both go hand in hand. Alcohol is a great way to meet women.

J Diddy
01-12-2009, 09:40 AM
what about sex with beer?

J Diddy
01-12-2009, 09:41 AM
Yet you're desperately trying to get laid? That's like showing up for football practice with a baseball glove.


It's hard to get laid drinking a fruity drink with an umbrella in it at a bar. Well at least it's hard to get laid by a woman.

crazycoffey
01-12-2009, 09:45 AM
Alcohol is a great way to tolerate women (before and after sex).

FYP

Frosty
01-12-2009, 10:56 AM
Plus, I can't drink beer.

Me neither, but, even I could, I would still choose sex over beer by far. :spock:

sedated
01-12-2009, 12:46 PM
I never have to take a break after I pop my first bottle

Rausch
01-12-2009, 12:54 PM
I never have to take a break after I pop my first bottle

1: A beer never talks, buys shoes, or asks you to "promise."
2: A beer never gets jealous when you have another beer.
3: A beer always tastes good.
4: A beer never has to wash up before you have it and even if a beer is dirty it only takes about 8.5 seconds to both clean and get it ready.
5: A beer never talks about how much better the other beers are because they bla bla bla bla bla bla...
6: A beer never whines, demands, or changes its mind.
7: You can always have another beer. ANY TIME YOU WANT!
8: Beer not only agrees with having more beer but also tastes better the more you have.
9: Beer is always ready, willing, and satisifies. As promised.
10: Beer goes down with a wide mouth and looks you in the eye....

Jilly
01-12-2009, 12:57 PM
i miss Red

:huh:

I don't miss that drama...that was nonsense, the two of them.

tooge
01-12-2009, 12:59 PM
I've been married for 16 years. I have a much easier time living without sex than living without beer

Jilly
01-12-2009, 01:04 PM
what about sex with beer?

I could see that working if it's beer in a bottle, but definitely not with beer in the can. You know, if you're into that kind of thing.

luv
01-12-2009, 01:10 PM
I could see that working if it's beer in a bottle, but definitely not with beer in the can. You know, if you're into that kind of thing.

If I guy can use that little hole in the top of the can, something is definitely wrong.

ClevelandBronco
01-12-2009, 01:19 PM
If I'm in a roomful of guys, beer.

If I'm in a roomful of women, sex.

Buck
01-12-2009, 01:40 PM
For me, Beer is such a common occurrence compared to sex, therefore, I choose sex.

JuicesFlowing
01-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Anyone who says beer obviously isn't getting any sex. Actually, they might not have had it for a long while.

That's not necessarily true. Like some posters have pointed out, it depends what kind of sex, what kind of beer.

Jilly
01-12-2009, 03:00 PM
That's not necessarily true. Like some posters have pointed out, it depends what kind of sex, what kind of beer.

no, it's always sex, followed by beer and maybe a nice cigar.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-12-2009, 04:55 PM
Weird to think there are 16 virgins on this site. So far at least.

19 now.

luv
01-12-2009, 06:01 PM
no, it's always sex, followed by beer and maybe a nice cigar.

Swisher Sweets makes a chocolate flavor. I wonder if it's any good?

BigVE
01-12-2009, 06:43 PM
I've been married for 16 years. I have a much easier time living without sex than living without beer


Good answer. (18yrs. here)

whoman69
01-12-2009, 07:06 PM
Sex, because beer won't suck.

You've never had Belgian beer then.

Count Alex's Wins
02-19-2011, 12:18 AM
I don't care about beer whatsoever. I care more about tomatoes than I care about beer. I'm so unmanly.

Just had some really good tomatoes.

Joe Seahawk
02-19-2011, 01:42 AM
http://www.themalibucrew.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/Blowup.gif

Guru
02-19-2011, 02:27 AM
There are 19 very strange people on this board

Mr. Flopnuts
02-19-2011, 02:31 AM
Sex in a landslide. You lose weight with sex, and gain weight with beer. And seriously, what's a bigger stress reliever than busting a nut?

Mr. Flopnuts
02-19-2011, 02:32 AM
There are 19 very strange virgins with chafed hands on this board

FYP

CoMoChief
02-19-2011, 03:20 AM
Sex for sure. Beer to me isnt all that important to me anymore.

Nice small chick with a round lil ass is all i need. Not a tits guy....LOOOOOOOOOVE the ass though.

Guru
02-19-2011, 03:27 AM
http://www.themalibucrew.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/Blowup.gifDon't overthink this now.

ChiefButthurt
02-19-2011, 10:38 AM
Just had some really good tomatoes.

Seriously? It's winter, where can you find "good" tomatoes?

Idahojim
02-19-2011, 12:09 PM
Beer and sex both make you goofy. Beer also makes you pee. Sex also makes you shoot your wad. Depends on which makes you feel better while you are goofy:D.

Marcellus
02-19-2011, 12:10 PM
That's not necessarily true. Like some posters have pointed out, it depends what kind of sex, what kind of beer.

Yup, good sex beats great beer, great beer beats average sex.

WebGem
02-19-2011, 12:19 PM
Considering I don't drink at all, this one was hard for me.

Iowanian
02-19-2011, 12:25 PM
I've never asked a beer to let me drink it and had it turn me away.

WV
02-19-2011, 01:21 PM
20 Reasons Sex is better than Chocolate and Beer (http://silentcoder.co.za/2009/10/20-reasons-why-sex-is-better-than-chocolate-or-beer/)

1. A beercan only has one hole. So much for variety.
2. If you have chocolate in a public place … it doesn’t feel dangerous and fun.
3. Sex actually burns calories.
4. Beer is nice on a hot day, sex in a pool is nicer.
5. Sex actually reduces your bloodpresure (afterward anyway)
6. When you eat a chocolate, it never returns the favor.
7. Cuddling a beer can after your done… well it’s just so empty.
8. You can never have another round of chocolate without getting a new one.
9. You don’t get to have fun experimenting with glow-in-the-dark cherry-flavored beer-steins.
10. What would be the point of playing dress-up to eat chocolate ?
11. With sex, mixing white and black just makes it more fun (well mind you, chocolate has that one too… but nobody could survive drinking Lager and Stout together)
12. There are no fun electronic devices on the market to enhance your chocolate eating.
13. You can have sex any time, you can’t eat chocolate before breakfast or late at night. (Thanks to jhbprincess for that one).
14. If you have chocolate 5 times a day, you’ll just get fat.
15. Flirting, suggestive looks and phrases and chatting up a beer just makes you feel stupid
16. A chocolate will never tell you how pretty you are.
17. You can never remind yourself “This beer is being drank by me, by choice, so it doesn’t care that I don’t have David Tennant’s hair”. You have to confront instead that the beer is drunk by you without any choice in the matter and if it could have chosen, probably would have chosen somebody from a magazine cover to be drank by instead.
18. Chocolate in lingerie is just a mess that leaves a stain you never quite get out…
19. If you have two beers at the same time, you get an intervention. If you have a threesome, you get applause.
20. Too much beer or chocolate make you throw up… there is no such thing as too much sex.

DTLB58
02-19-2011, 02:50 PM
I've never acquired a taste for beer so this one is easy for me.

Lonewolf Ed
02-19-2011, 03:23 PM
Beer is, for me, certainly much more readily available. Plus, I can have more than one kind, even on the same day, and the first kind will never get mad at me for going for another brand. I don't have to jump through hoops to get the top off of my beer, either. I can thoroughly enjoy a beer and not have to spend days talking about my relationship with it afterwards. And, if I don't have a beer for a week or two, my beer won't freak out and think I don't love it anymore. My beer also doesn't hold it against me because one of things I love most about it is its body.

SDChiefs
02-19-2011, 03:25 PM
Beer then sex. I thought that's how it always works.

crazycoffey
02-19-2011, 04:12 PM
Just had some really good tomatoes.

Vegipheliac

beach tribe
02-19-2011, 05:56 PM
I love beer, but anyone who voted for it is either impotent or can't pull ANY.

beach tribe
02-19-2011, 06:00 PM
Beer is, for me, certainly much more readily available. Plus, I can have more than one kind, even on the same day, and the first kind will never get mad at me for going for another brand. I don't have to jump through hoops to get the top off of my beer, either. I can thoroughly enjoy a beer and not have to spend days talking about my relationship with it afterwards. And, if I don't have a beer for a week or two, my beer won't freak out and think I don't love it anymore. My beer also doesn't hold it against me because one of things I love most about it is its body.

"A beer lasts longer than two seconds and doesn't make you emabarassed for a half an hour afterwards" is actually the comment I thought I would be reading from someone who voted for it.

crazycoffey
02-20-2011, 04:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit
Just had some really good tomatoes.

Vegipheliac


really, no love for this one?
I hate this place and all of you...

BillSelfsTrophycase
02-20-2011, 04:06 AM
Why does it have to be one or the other?

R8RFAN
02-20-2011, 07:21 AM
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Tuckdaddy
02-20-2011, 07:25 AM
If I was still young and single hiting the bars and all the puss I wanted it would be a no brainer to say sex. At my age, married with two daughters that are 6-8 years from being out of the house, I say beer.

Rausch
02-20-2011, 10:26 AM
At my age, married with two daughters that are 6-8 years from being out of the house, I say beer.

This.

Besides, having sex can't get you beer but having beer can get you sex...

Easy 6
02-20-2011, 12:53 PM
Sex, all day long, its a full blown mind & body high.

Weird seeing Hyperlights name again, i remember when he blew up & left over some really stupid sh*t.

Pioli Zombie
02-20-2011, 01:46 PM
Just came from church. What a service. The Holy Spirit was present. I am a child of God. And I want sex!!!!

Pioli Zombie
02-20-2011, 01:53 PM
If I was still young and single hiting the bars and all the puss I wanted it would be a no brainer to say sex. At my age, married with two daughters that are 6-8 years from being out of the house, I say beer.
Yeah, Wife Sex sucks after a while. "There. No, THERE!!!! What's wrong with you dammit!" Fuck that. More fun paying $200 for Alaina, or whatever her real name is, to give me what I want without all the abuse and nagging. Besides, husbands who don't think they are paying for it, seen your Visa bill lately?

Halfcan
02-20-2011, 04:09 PM
Sex, beer sucks.

:thumb: