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ChiefsOne
06-29-2006, 03:34 PM
The Beer vs Sex thread brought up other names for sex.

Pork
Boink
Scrump
Bump'n Uglies
Scrog
Sugar

What are other things besides the obvious you've used and heard?

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:35 PM
****

BucEyedPea
06-29-2006, 03:37 PM
F****** ROFL

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:38 PM
F****** ROFL

I already said that, but its obvious anyway. ROFL

DeepSouth
06-29-2006, 03:39 PM
Pounding the Pee Hole.

Tribal Warfare
06-29-2006, 03:40 PM
drill

wax
hit up

tap

blast

tear

el borracho
06-29-2006, 03:40 PM
make love
screw
hump

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:40 PM
Bump n Grind

el borracho
06-29-2006, 03:41 PM
knock boots

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:42 PM
hitdapussy

jidar
06-29-2006, 03:42 PM
get yer swerve on

Moooo
06-29-2006, 03:42 PM
what about shagging?

A friend of mine would say stoking... He'd always be like, "Yeah, I stoked her."

Moooo

Tribal Warfare
06-29-2006, 03:43 PM
pound

Donger
06-29-2006, 03:44 PM
Stuffing the Cat With Its Throat Cut.

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:45 PM
backdooren it ROFL

ferrarispider95
06-29-2006, 03:45 PM
stab

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 03:49 PM
R.Kelly: "I want to piss on you!"

Count Zarth
06-29-2006, 03:50 PM
The Horizontal Mambo

vailpass
06-29-2006, 03:50 PM
Bang
Scrawg
Hammer
Hit
Do
Pound the peehole
Make the beast with two backs
Snap the Bean
Break one off
Frost the Muffin
Hot Beef Injection
Bury the Bone
Hide the Salami

Count Zarth
06-29-2006, 03:51 PM
Intercourse.

el borracho
06-29-2006, 03:52 PM
bone

jidar
06-29-2006, 04:00 PM
rape

Bill Lundberg
06-29-2006, 04:02 PM
smack bones
pork
do the laundry

FAX
06-29-2006, 04:05 PM
crossin' the labitoll bridge

FAX

vailpass
06-29-2006, 04:13 PM
Wade the red river (applicable only every 30 days or so)

bum uglies
grudge fock
pump the pussy
tune the piano
bang the beaver
drill for oil
spawn

TinyEvel
06-29-2006, 04:22 PM
Slammin' ham

Horizontal bop

put the lobster in the clam

ram a clam

ride the tilt-a-girl

deliver the milk

put the two-ball in the center pocket

put my midget digit into gidget

only be able to count to 20 for a few minutes

have a meeting between Bush and Veiny

NJ Chief Fan
06-29-2006, 04:25 PM
yea baby i like it raw

ChiefaRoo
06-29-2006, 04:25 PM
Poking her "Logical" with my "Skip Towne" and then getting really nasty by putting my "Skip" in her "Ari Chi3fs"

KCChiefsMan
06-29-2006, 04:26 PM
hit it
beatin' up
break her in half
pound

NJ Chief Fan
06-29-2006, 04:26 PM
bustin a nut

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 04:36 PM
Pooltable

Explanation: Give her a dollar and she'll rack your balls

Demonpenz
06-29-2006, 06:06 PM
cheerekee parks

plbrdude
06-29-2006, 07:34 PM
bumpin' fuzz
hosin'
the big nasty

Bwana
06-29-2006, 07:36 PM
Scrog
Hide the pee pee
Bury the bone
Shoot the goo gun.

Psyko Tek
06-29-2006, 07:49 PM
chores

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 07:50 PM
chores


I wish. :)

FAX
06-29-2006, 07:53 PM
ROFL ROFL

This thread is funny. The beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX would kick my a$$ right out of my own house if I asked her to engage in half the things you inspired gentlemen have posted.

Great work.

FAX

Sam Hall
06-29-2006, 07:58 PM
do the deed

Kerberos
06-29-2006, 08:00 PM
Driving the SKINBUS into TUNA TOWN

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 08:02 PM
"Are you tired?"

4th and Long
06-29-2006, 08:05 PM
Bumpin Uglies
The Big Slam Dunk
Makin' A Deposit In The Ol' Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

elvomito
06-29-2006, 08:06 PM
cut
crush
get some stink on yer johnson (deadwood reference)

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 08:07 PM
pop some funbags

Psyko Tek
06-29-2006, 08:08 PM
I wish. :)


not if you had to boldly go where I am suppoesd to go


don't ask just thank deity (pc correct) you don't have to

hypersensitiveZO6
06-29-2006, 08:09 PM
not if you had to boldly go where I am suppoesd to go


don't ask just thank deity (pc correct) you don't have to

ROFL I can imagine.

StcChief
06-29-2006, 08:12 PM
Boko Maru (noun)
A slang term for intercourse, based on terminology from the book _Catch 22_.

big nasty kcnut
06-29-2006, 08:44 PM
My fav. it called the powersurge.

Iowanian
06-29-2006, 08:57 PM
Good grief. no. no. no. Its like this.

Boonda
hooey hooey
oiling the clam hammer
Womb wreckin'
laying pipe
the you know....
battering the clam
soak it insider
sock the cervix
flog the box
no hand slap an ovary

StcChief
06-29-2006, 09:01 PM
Good grief. no. no. no. Its like this.

Boonda
hooey hooey
oiling the clam hammer
Womb wreckin'
laying pipe
the you know....
battering the clam
soak it insider
sock the cervix
flog the box
no hand slap an ovary
George Carlin lives.....

Iowanian
06-29-2006, 09:03 PM
Many of those are original, as of 10 minutes ago.


Another for the list....

An act known to tribalwarfare as
"give her the money and sit in silence for the last 19 minutes of your time, mumbling Its never happend like that before"

StcChief
06-29-2006, 09:09 PM
Woom Broomin'
Queef making