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Dunit35
06-29-2006, 11:48 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/27/ashlee-to-playboy-no-thanks/

I was hoping she'd do it. I definately would've picked that issue up, she looks much better now.

Picture shows a tad bit of cleavage, so maybe it's NSFW.

Who would've bought it or atleast took a peek at it?

Moooo
06-29-2006, 11:51 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/27/ashlee-to-playboy-no-thanks/

I was hoping she'd do it. I definately would've picked that issue up, she looks much better now.

Picture shows a tad bit of cleavage, so maybe it's NSFW.

Who would've bought it or atleast took a peek at it?

The problem is money isn't going to drive her, cause I have a feeling she'll be living off the fat of the land from big sister...

Plus, her biggest problem is stepping out of the shadow of sis, and although this would DEFINITELY do that, I don't think it would in the way she wants to.

But I'd look at the pics if a link showed up for them in the Pics thread.

Moooo

Dunit35
06-29-2006, 11:52 PM
4 million bones to pose for that. I could live off that for the rest of my life.

Baconeater
06-29-2006, 11:55 PM
She's obviously figured out that singing...err...lip-synching isn't going to get her anywhere.

Spicy McHaggis
06-29-2006, 11:57 PM
Would she actually pose or just have her head photoshopped in?

Mecca
06-30-2006, 12:18 AM
I don't know if she exactly "looks better"........she had a bunch of plastic surgery.

Rudy lost the toss
06-30-2006, 01:02 AM
I don't know if she exactly "looks better"........she had a bunch of plastic surgery.
I think her new nose looks nice.

Mecca
06-30-2006, 01:03 AM
She looks basically like a mini me Jessica now. Plus thier dad is one creepy bastard.

Fire Me Boy!
06-30-2006, 02:57 AM
I have a subscription, so yes... sort of. But I read the articles. Really. I do. I mean, I look at the pictures first -- who wouldn't? But I do read the whole thing from cover to cover.

Ultra Peanut
06-30-2006, 03:45 AM
I hope she doesn't do something like this that would compromise her artistic integrity.

Saulbadguy
06-30-2006, 05:38 AM
Honestly, I like her better than her sister.

Cochise
06-30-2006, 05:39 AM
I hope she doesn't do something like this that would compromise her artistic integrity.

ROFL

stevieray
06-30-2006, 07:23 AM
I think that any one of the young "star" sluts could have sex with a donkey on TV and people wouldn't bat an eye.

sedated
06-30-2006, 07:40 AM
I think that any one of the young "star" sluts could have sex with a donkey on TV and people wouldn't bat an eye.

I'd buy that for a dollar

Dunit35
06-30-2006, 09:21 AM
I have a subscription, so yes... sort of. But I read the articles. Really. I do. I mean, I look at the pictures first -- who wouldn't? But I do read the whole thing from cover to cover.


LOL. Pictures for me first and then I always read the jokes that are in there. The jokes are always the best.

Predarat
06-30-2006, 09:27 AM
She looks basically like a mini me Jessica now. Plus thier dad is one creepy bastard.
Yes she does, copycat!

BIG_DADDY
06-30-2006, 09:31 AM
4 million for tastefully taking your clothes off. WOW

I am not sure what's more amazing the fact that they would pay her that much or the fact that she would say no.

Clint in Wichita
06-30-2006, 09:45 AM
She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

ChiefaRoo
06-30-2006, 09:45 AM
Why? She should pose in "every chick" magazine not Playboy?

PS - I'd hit it with extreme prejudice

Mr. Laz
06-30-2006, 10:30 AM
i have my doubts about the 4 million part of it

StcChief
06-30-2006, 10:32 AM
She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".
Tough job being a no talent ass clown...

ROFL

ChiTown
06-30-2006, 10:37 AM
She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".


1. ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

USED IN A SENTENCE
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

BIG_DADDY
06-30-2006, 10:41 AM
She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

Quit acting like your some major playah. You're not fooling anyone you would do her in a second.

Mr. Laz
06-30-2006, 10:47 AM
1. ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

USED IN A SENTENCE
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

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that's soooooooo wrong

Clint in Wichita
06-30-2006, 10:49 AM
Quit acting like your some major playah. You're not fooling anyone you would do her in a second.


If anyone is guilty of pretending to be a major "playah", it's you. ROFL

My Angry Pirate reference should've left no doubt about my stance on doing her.

BIG_DADDY
06-30-2006, 11:13 AM
If anyone is guilty of pretending to be a major "playah", it's you. ROFL

My Angry Pirate reference should've left no doubt about my stance on doing her.

You would nibble her corn.

Radar Chief
06-30-2006, 12:06 PM
After that Dukes of Hazard movie, every man has a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Mine is that she holds her sister down long enough for me to stomp on her throat.

ROFL

beavis
06-30-2006, 12:16 PM
You would nibble her corn.
ROFL

Chan93lx50
06-30-2006, 01:23 PM
You would nibble her corn.

I would pick out every kernel with a toothpick!